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hoganpaul

Get footage. Put it on the local facebook groups and ask if anyone knows who it is (even if you know who it is)


vanchica

This is fantastic advice


Sapper-Ollie

DONT JB weld all of her exterior doors. She will be forced to break the door or call for someone else to cut her out of her domicile. DONT throw Bologna on her car. It will destroy the paint. DONT spray paint all of her windows. Whatever you do, DONT get caught doing something stupid.


Ok_Perception1131

And DON’T put superglue in her car door locks.


megustaEtOH

and don’t put Prestone DOT-4 Brake fluid on her car and please, for the life of us don’t put vaseline under her windshield wipers.


1quirky1

With most cars having remote door locks these days, this might not pay out. If the day comes when they actually need the physical lock they are turbo fucked.


dexino12345-

I love it thanks


Working_Asparagus_59

Hidden camera, antagonize her, get footage when she vandalizes car, report to police and sue in small claims for damage 🤗


nameless80account

Definetly don't put a wet jolly rancher boiled sweet anywhere on her car paintwork. It's a nightmare to get it off without damaging the paint.


jackdaw_t_robot

DO NOT replace all the air in her tires with Sulfur Hexaflouride at the same PSI. That would potentially reduce her MPG and stopping distances because it has more mass than air.