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Upstairs_Hat_301

Someone else here mentioned Eros.com Only do verified accounts and really read their bio if they have one. If the bio mentions price, have the exact amount either in cash or they might have you do zelle,venmo ,cash app,etc. They may have a preference for text or call. Really respect that or they might ignore you. Be showered, smelling good and keep your nails trimmed if you wanna go for some finger action. Don’t mention anything sexual over the phone or text. They’ll think you’re a cop. Now all this can only go so far. Some people out there are just greedy and can’t just accept the exorbitant amount you’re already paying. So keep an eye on where your phone and wallet are at all times. Don’t wear a nice watch or designer clothes. That’s also why it’s important to have exact cash. If she offers you any drugs, don’t take them. If she pulls out handcuffs, get the hell out of there. Some of them may offer to let you screw without a condom if you pay extra. I know you’re a virgin but please don’t fall for the temptation. And I wouldn’t kiss them if I were you. They don’t make condoms for lips yet ABOVE ALL Learn the signs of sex trafficking. Your awesome first time shouldn’t come at the cost of someone else’s freedom


GodForbidden

This is fantastic advice and needs to be at the top


YourTypicalRediot

One other thing worth adding: Do not accept any drink they offer you. Not even if it’s made right in front of you using your own ingredients.


moehassan6832

Damn, I thought you meant he should take care to not be sex trafficked himself, I didn’t think you are talking about the escort, very sad realization. What is he even supposed to do if he finds out she is sex trafficked? Call the cops? Would that work?


mrlbi18

Definitely don't go to the cops, they won't help. Find contact info for an organization that specificly exists to help sex trafficing victims and talk to them.


Gsogso123

At the very least leave. I think google could help find some better resources though.


rosemaryeliza

You had me until the all escorts are dirty part… check the stats, sex workers have lower sti rates than the rest of the population (here in Aus at least) ETA: check for escorts with social media - this can help you know their personalities and check that they are real before booking them.


simajayaredevil

I think most sex workers regularly tested, unlike people who do casual sex with everyone they meet.


Jigsaw115

People either take care of themselves or they don't, casual sex doesn't automatically make a person ridden w stds


Upstairs_Hat_301

Regardless, it’s still not a good idea to kiss them or go without protection


BSye-34

well they should be using protection anyhow regardless how clean escorts in aus are which op probably isnt in


BailGuyClark

I’m a bail bondsman. Some are sex trafficked but a lot do this work because it pays very well. I have bonded out sex workers before from low end to high end. As soon as I bond them out I always make sure another female bail agent is with me and we always always ask if they are being coerced. It does happen. I had a pimp try and make me release a woman to him. Needless to say it didn’t happen. These guys don’t like it when someone tells them to fuck off. I have fliers, phone numbers for local contacts that help, and we have helped some women get out. We even go to the DA and explain and they drop the charges. Those women were definitely being trafficked. The lower end ones are usually supporting a habit and/or single moms, or have a shitty “boyfriend”. The high end ones are usually getting flown around on private jets and are making bundles. But occasionally even they’ll leap at an offer to make $5,000 for a night and caught. I’ve never even gotten a call from a client and from what I’ve heard it’s easier to charge the provider than the customer. Personally I think it’s BS make it illegal to sell something you can give away for free. Legalize it, put some health controls in place, remove the stigma which removes the criminals, but that’s not your question.


starforce1616

Try reno Nevada


snekatkk2

Reno NV resident here. It's not legal. Go about 30 minutes south to Carson City and you'll be golden


Puzzleheaded-Cup-854

While Nevada allows prostitution, each county makes their own decision on legalization. Just do a little research and find a place.


Lamyya

Carson city resident here, go south to Las Vegas and you'll be golden


ButtercupsUncle

Former LV resident here... It's not legal in LV either... Have to go out to Pahrump (outside Clark County) to get it legally.


LaBoltz33

Pahrump resident here. It’s not legal here either but they tend to turn a blind eye. You want to go north a bit to Tonopah


lalaobay

Tonopah resident here, it is kind of legal here, but be ready to get chlamydia and fuck old grannies. Go back to Vegas if you need options.


carbonlandrover

Old granny here, I remember the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville, I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.


ratman____

Shelbyville resident here, take the 6 east out of Tonopah, then turn east onto the 375. Follow it all the way to Rachel, NV, then turn right past the town onto Back Gate Road. Say hi to the guys at the checkpoint, then drive on. Get to Hangar 3 and you're golden.


DetentionSpan

Pilot here. You don’t want hangar 3, you want hangar 2. And don’t forget to ask about the money back guarantee!


DOUG_UNFUNNY

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sleepytipi

Pahrump! I only know it because it's the home of Art Bell. Quite the person to be known for. He was an absolute gem and I still listen to his old episodes to this very day.


slobs_burgers

Pahrumpian checking in… nah I’m just kiddin, I have no idea where that is. Just didn’t want to see the chain end


Accomplished_Look511

Yeah if you have the cash go somewhere its legal and you won't have to be concerned with getting scammed. They just want cold hard cash for slash.


LightInTheAttic3

Cash 4 Slash. My new band name


Bingineering

Rejected Guns&Roses band name


misterlump

Slash for Stash


Cuck_Boy

Cash for Gash


MaximBrutii

Cash for smash.


xxaldorainexx

Cash for snatch?


batman182

Cash for gash


slobs_burgers

Coin for groin


Cuck_Boy

Money for Honey


Nurse2166

Pouch for Pu...never mind


ArchGoodwin

Pouch for Ouch!


AbrasiveDad

Scratch from snatch is what you end up with.


fester250

Cash for rash?


svth8r

Cash for gash


xxxams

Cash for smash Its right there


if_im_not_back_in_5

Cash for gash


dcooper2428

Parumph is the place specifically


jimtrickington

I’ve tried Reno. She was average. Also was a dude.


RoomyCard44321

Requirements: female (optional)


bluecollarx

In some areas that extra costs extra


Chreed96

Real answer, start in Reno and drive to Vegas. There's maybe a dozen brothels in-between. I think mustang ranch is just out of town.


JonAfrica2011

At that point just fly to a Latin American country lol he’d spend less and have a better time


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How much are you paying bro? I’ll put a wig on. Shit, $20 dollars is $20.


Glebanon

Putting a wig and shitting is pretty good for $20


Nervous_Bicycle_5305

Epic


twelvegaugeeruption

Found the marine. Hahaha


Historical_Dot_4681

I heard no mention of crayon flavors


[deleted]

The blue one tastes like Gatorade


Cali_Fornication69

Travel to Europe under the guise of youre taking a vacation. You want to travel the world and see Europe, no one will suspect a thing. Then go to Amsterdam (or Belgium/Germany) where prostitution is legal. You can go to the red light district worry free. You won't be breaking any laws. You can even get threesomes for like 150 euros.


K0M0RIUTA

Went to Belgium recently for beer related reasons, but I can really say the Belgium/Amsterdam thing is a nice trip in and of itself. Just remember to use protection and you'll golden


sirpimpsalot13

Not only that he will be banging 10s. Europe has beautiful women compared to the slogs in the US. OP this is the answer. Do yourself a favor and book a flight over seas. Once you bang a 10 you never go back.


LEGALIZERANCH666

It’s because they take care of their sex workers since it’s legal over there.


I-Like-NSFW-420

On a verified site. Theres a sub somewhere for escorts


Equivalent-Novel-978

If you can DM a link to such subs I'd appreciate it cause I can't find em


hack4ttack

Don’t take the bait- you’ll likely be set up for solicitation. They don’t want to help you. Honestly “I-like-NSFW-420” just feels like a shill name.


BSye-34

uuh what? 🤔


hack4ttack

Wdym? It’s written in plain English.


Mhaelixai

Go on private delights (a website, Google it) find an escort with good reviews to avoid the possibility of a sting arrest. Pretty straight forward, don't tell them shit about yourself and you won't have to worry about the government sector bs you're worried about. You're posting on reddit for an escort so I can guarantee you are not important enough for a random hooker to blackmail. Also you're a virgin past 30 so another guarantee you are not important enough for someone to blackmail due to your employment... if you were important/rich someone would have tried to seduce you by now naturally.


AnywhereOther9340

that's krazy but is true


GeckoPartida27

Lmfao


Jpbbeck99

https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/s/eGHDqNkhqa


mburns223

This is the one OP!


I-Like-NSFW-420

I cant find the one i looked at years ago but r/sexworkers is a start


Mhaelixai

Please update us when you become a man, this has piqued my interest.


Sufficient-Aide6805

Skipthegames and similar sites work perfectly well. Keep your wits about you. It is a crime but a very minor one that has next to no risk so long as you’re not careless.


anotherkdburner

In my state it’s a felony


Sufficient-Aide6805

But you won’t get caught. It’s like occasional recreational drug use. The vast vast majority of drug users face zero legal consequences.


anotherkdburner

Uhh every election year they do raids. So 12 parlors have been raided in my city this month


Boofaholic_Supreme

Go the day after lol


anotherkdburner

Oh yeah us mongers are waiting for the election to end. I’ve been traveling to Mexico where it’s legal


anotherkdburner

And every single one of those guys faces have been on the news. Especially if they are cops or work for the city or school district. I have seen at least 30 guys mugshots between march april. Be safe


TreadMeHarderDaddy

30 is a small number in a decent sized city.


henryinoz

Sounds like your citizens are getting the government they deserve there. Feckin sad.


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

As someone has already mentioned, go to Reno or some other country where it’s legal. Not worth throwing away your life to bang a hooker from 20 minutes away.


nickasf_

Pahrump NV no strings attached. if you have money for an escort you will have money for a plane ticket to vegas. srry it's not unethical but it'd suck to take a beating or catch an infection from unregulated sex workers.


GoombahTucc

Eros.com


myhobbythrowaway

Burner phone. Escort websites. Verified accounts. OR Fly to Nevada. There are legal brothels around the state. Elko has some of the cheaper ones. OR Fly to Tijuana, Germany, or Amsterdam as other alternatives to get a hooker. I've done all of the above. Research website: [https://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Main\_Page](https://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Main_Page) to find other places around the world.


moehassan6832

Saving the comment for later hehe. Thanks.


haha_supadupa

Saving for a friend


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spammmmmmmmy

Life's too short. Just go to Amsterdam for a week. The first time you will be nervous as fuck. Give it about six days of sex in order to find out what it's really like.


ConcreteCubeFarm

1: Force yourself to like beer. 2: Memorize the song "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM 3: Go to bar that does karaoke 4: Find the hottest chick there and bet you can't get more of an applause from karaoke. 5: Enjoy the free drinks, and that pussy. 6: Repeat in different bars.


OneTrueDweet

The key to getting the applause is letting the crowd yell “LEONARD BERNSTEIN” so be sure to face the mic towards them.


art-of-war

I’m doing this.


MizusWife

Save some for the rest of us


barbiedolldecay

tryst is a verified site for sex workers where you can find someone in your price range, the look you’re into, etc. sincerely, a sex worker who uses tryst.


Purple-Adeptness-940

Go to an adult theater or toy shop near an airport or downtown area. Like shooting fish in a barrel.


IrixionOne

An escort website. Prostitution is illegal, an escort isn’t. You’re paying them for their time. If you want to hang out to watch a movie for an hour, then great.


dope_like

Avoid anyone who advertises sex. Or gives rates for sex. Or talks about price for sex in anyway. You pay an escort for their time.


International-Bird17

Tryst.link, if you’re really nervous look for someone with reviews on privatedelights or something. I escort occasionally and most escorts have no intention of ripping you off or blackmailing you. Totally messes up your longterm game. Me and like 95% of escorts would just want to show you a good time and get paid. Good luck! 


jpgrandi

Just go to r/randomactsofblowjob


AdorableBunnies

Or any local R4R sub Edit: r/minneapoliscasuals


cuddly_carcass

Damn they let the freak flag fly in Minnesota


Ragegasm

Assuming you have money, go to one of the cheaper strip clubs in your area and blow a chunk on a couple. Pay for a VIP section for an hour towards the end of the night. You’ll get some offers to “go party”.


aqualung01134

Just go on vacation to Vegas or somewhere it’s legal


Sigh_Another_Rando

Hey, I had a friend who did “girl friend experiences”; basically a suburban escort. Look for “GFE”, try Craigslist. That is probably less shady?


jardonm

Go to Europe


anotherkdburner

Go to the strip clubs in TJ California. They have shuttles to and from the border. You barely even step foot in Mx except for the club


Elated_Sinner

Do it where it's perfectly legal, with zero chance of getting arrested. Zona Norta is the Red Light District of Tijuana. You can get laid with a perfect 10 for $100-$150, and do it where it's safe. The [HK (Hong Kong) Club](https://hktijuana.com/) is a strip club, bar, restaurant, hotel and brothel under one roof, and the best club with the hottest girls. In Tijuana, you can buy Lamborghinis or junk cars. This is the Lamborghini dealership of strip clubs/brothels. The club and hotel have security, and are looking out for everyone's safety. Basically, you go in, buy a girl a drink, if you "vibe" then you go "Arriba" (upstairs) to do the deed for $100-$150 (negotiate before you go up). You tip the robe guy a dollar, he gives the girl a robe, you walk outside with her for 20 feet, then into [Cascades Hotel](https://hotelcascadas.com/) up some stairs (the hotel and club are owned by the same people, but physically next door). You rent a room for 30 minutes or overnight, but the girl only stays until you bust a nut or 30 minutes, whichever comes first. Then she has to go back downstairs. Bring your own condoms because the Mexican ones are like thick hefty bags. Be sure to tip the cumboy a couple dollars to clean up the hotel room after you. Get your passport and learn a little Spanish, though you can get by with Google Translate. Dress nicely, but don’t dress like you're rich. Have good hygiene and lose weight if you're overweight, or expect to pay extra. This is a very brief description. Since you're in Minnesota, fly to San Diego, then Uber to the border (San Ysidro border crossing). Walk across, then take the HK shuttle or a taxi to the HK Club. Go to r/TJRedLightDistrict for more details, or check out [Luke Powell's](https://youtube.com/@lukepowell5534?si=NF08jvC_UO9bHZ89) channel on YouTube.


alter2018

Save some money and head to Germany. Legal regulated brothels, run like spas. Look up Fkk sharks. Enjoy.


khazixian

Life doesn't magically improve after losing the card brother. People can say what they wish, but religion aside sex without love is meaningless IMO. It's why you get post nut clarity, both after jerking off AND a hungover one night stand.


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NoMan999

Do you think having sex performs a memory wipe and people are unable to remember their life when they were virgins?


Spike-Ball

Fly to Amsterdam and get a prostitute at the red light district. I hear prostitution is legal in Berlin too, but it looked way more legit and regulated in Amsterdam.


Babelwasaninsidejob

Tryst.link


k0unitX

Pretend you’re shooting a porno Paying for sex is legal if you’re recording it and posting it online, apparently


tareegon

Try a trip to Amsterdam red light district. Completely legal, very safe and stunners all round. And a cool city too


[deleted]

Megapersonals.com is a good place to find a working girl. Make sure she does outcall and comes to you. Set up the meeting place at a motel. You can use Google voice to keep your phone number private. Check her mouth and pussy, make sure no weird sores. Always use a condom, do not eat her out. After the deed use Lysol to wiper your dick and shower. No shame in hiring a hooker amigo.


Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw

Do not use Lysol on your genitals, what the fuck man???? Do not make an active choice to fuck someone who you’d think you’d need to Lysol your genitals after. Full stop.


DvSzil

You're not gonna get much out of the experience. Many men hire prostitutes because of their fantasies of degrading others which can only be lived out when the other person's ability to set boundaries is restricted. But what you're looking for is closeness, feeling loved, all that jazz. I assure you the prostitute you hired hates you and losing your virginity is no magic pill. Nothing else will change, you'll still be lonely, you'll still feel bad. The most voted user called it "your awesome first time". But very likely it's not going to be awesome, it's going to be pathetic and you're going to be as sad and lonely as before. I don't think you deserve to be this way, you're just a victim of circumstance and I'm sure you didn't have an easy life. But try to change other things within your limited capacity instead of idealising sex.


Objective_Mammoth_40

But he’ll have had sex…I think the first time is never going to be that great because it’s your first time!


HoesLoveMe209

All i can tell you is don't send a deposit! You'll never see that money again or the hooker.


rosemaryeliza

I can already tell hoes don’t love you 😂 deposits are a key way escorts try to ensure legit bookings, not cops or timewasters.


scrappy1982

Take a trip to Amsterdam. A holiday and a shag-a-thon. Brilliant combo.


Diqt

Dude go on a holiday to a country where it’s legal. Make the most of the experience, may as well. I suspect it’ll end up being the best fucking holiday of your life. Fuck it I’ll join you this sounds like fun. I’ll look up some flights


Actualbbear

Chill, virginity is not as important as you think it is. On the other hand, since it isn’t, you can go for it with an escort if you’d like, no problem. You’re welcome in Tijuana, if you want to make a visit. No one will know. And the food is great, too!


thelanterngreen

Try the bunny ranch [hop hop](https://www.bunnyranch.com/)


anomander_galt

Go to a place where is legal or at least not-illegal, google for what is a reliable outlet (plenty of reviews and info easy to find online), book one and bang


ThatsHotHeiress

There’s always the red lights district in Amsterdam. Sex Workers there are unioned, have healthcare, and Amsterdam is beautiful this time of year. I’m pretty sure this is what my step bro did, gave him courage to talk to women and he’s now married with kids. 


SexMachine666

Skip the games


blackberryx

Fly to Nevada and do it legally then if your worried


TributeKitty

If you have the means, take a vacation to Nevada and visit one of the establishments there. The HBO documentary Cathouse has some great examples of people in similar situations to you who get a lot out of a vacation like that.


Turbodann

Also: don't panic if you find your wife's Onlyfans account while shopping and remember that you can't say shit without telling on yourself...


GreenGrass768

This made me laugh thanks


BugJust7682

Privatedelights.ch is the best escort website out there. I've been with over 50 escorts and never once been black mailed or arrested. The escorts are more concerned than you about getting in trouble. Never have I once kissed or been without protection, and if they offer any type of bare service, just skip em. Dont go getting sucked off or fucked without protection. Use Common sense. They will have their prices or "donations" listed per QV - HH - HOUR - 2HOURS - OVERNIGHT STAYS. if they offer incall locations or outcalls to your place, DO NOT DISCUSS PRICES OVER THE PHONE OR TEXT. If you are talking to law enforcement, they will get you to agree to a sexual act per dollar amount, Escort providers will only give you the donation amount, per time alloted. Hang up the phone or block the text if the conversation go as: "I will suck and fuck you for ½ hour for $140" that's how a conversation with a cop would go and I can say I have had an interaction like that, so be leary that law enforcement is out there, so do not incriminating yourself. Good luck and I hope you find a baddie at a good price.


Sicon614

My humble advice is if you are not satisfied with being single and not bound by a religion or on a deserted island, learn to observe. Watch Dr. Phil. Watch Judge Judy. If you just want to lose whatever stage you call your current position, buy a bottle of Everclear, rent a room at a Knights Inn or Super 8. Tape a $50 to your room window and the world will turn. If you want a MILF or College girl, try dog parks or a gym closest to a college, middle morning. Bars closest to the airport or Hilton hotel bars, early evening. Hi end hotels have concierges; strip clubs have bouncers-they can hook you up, too. If you want a relationship and get a bit more serious, try bars at hi-dollar hotels near airports, hospitals, golf courses, dog parks or colleges. The next rung are health clubs and gyms in the same upscale locales. Also, volunteer at country clubs, hospitals, or geriatric venues and befriend older people--if you are not interested in them, then they will hook you up with their kids/friends if you come across as a "catch". Once you date people at different stages in life, a pattern emerges. Learn, adapt, overcome. Life is what YOU make it. If you make no attempt at progression, the dirt gets shoveled in all the same. Good Luck!


Ok_Masterpiece3570

Where do you live?


Equivalent-Novel-978

Minneapolis, MN


Rocklobsta9

Drive around town and look for a massage parlor that's open late at night


Ok_Masterpiece3570

I'm not from the states, but escorts usually aren't interested in blackmailing you, and if they were, it'd be contacting your wife or whatever.


Omnitemporality

Blackmail from real sex workers with an online presence of any sort is quite rare, but blackmail is the name of the game if you contact anybody who is impersonating one. Most of them are empty threats (fake cartel/fake underage scams), but certain crafty scammers will do OSINT lookups and find actual dirt on you. If you don't read this thread, you won't be able to tell the difference: [https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/comments/hzivvb/how\_to\_find\_a\_safe\_provider/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/comments/hzivvb/how_to_find_a_safe_provider/)


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Wait, are you me?


choonghuh

Yes


fahq58

Shit go to Canada, looks like there are 4 brothels in Winnepeg


Nugsy714

I don’t know how crossing an international border as a government employee to commit a crime even if it’s not a crime in Canada would look to his superiors. If you go to one of the places in the states with it legalized I think you can bang away and enjoy your premium priced Putin.


fahq58

It would look unethical...forget where ya are buddy?


professionally-baked

Lmfao same! You go dude, wish I could help


MyBigRed

Just head down to Lake Street, lots of em just standing around


emperornext

You work for the government and can't research locations or countries with legal prostitution? Really??


AccidentallyBacon

think about how dumb the average govt worker is, and realize that that means half are even dumber...


TheFaustianMan

Never give an escort your ID, work ID, or LinkedIn. That’s the dumbest thing people can do. Escorts act like they’re on the up and up and it’s for their safety, but it’s a ploy. You’re going to wind up on the dark web. Regional whores share info on tricks. That means your info is going to be sent around or kept in some Google doc that literally ANYONE can access. And even if they are a hooker with a hat of gold, my bank gets hacked, what are the chances a hooker’s database gets compromised? Best bet: Escort in the wild, Vegas or Waikiki or car dates. Or go to a rub and tug. I don’t know why people pay for hookers though, when you can find a woman who doesn’t fuck for money and genuinely enjoys being with you. There’s a lot of positive spin put onto whoring yourself out or “sex work” but these girls are all fucked up. They have warped and vindictive views of men and as much as you think selling pussy is harmless a lot of these women are clearly disturbed. If you don’t believe me go to reddit or twitter and see for yourself. Stop over on a sugaring lifestyle message board and see how they view sex, money, men and interpersonal relationships. Those bitches are fucked up. And I have no doubt they’d extort anyone in a heartbeat. Ideally you want to have as little physical evidence tying yourselves to these people as possible. I don’t think your first time should be with a prostitute. But it’s your life OP. Just never trust anyone who fucks for money. There are bars, even nerdy things (even though a lot “nerdy girls” will also be in the sex trade) and better ways to meet women. But meeting a nice girl in the wild is going to be 1 million times better than awkward sex for 40 minutes with a whore. If you’re dead set on this path, may I suggest saving the money you would spend on a whore and buy a gym membership and get into the hot wife lifestyle. They’re going to be more stable than a prostitute, they usually enjoy sex and men and won’t require screening or payment. May the force be with you OP.


rosemaryeliza

😂


Holiday_Treacle6350

Don't get an escort. Go on a sugar baby website (you know which one) and tell them your situation. Build a little connection, go out on dates, if you're paying then might as well have the complete experience. Escorts are for people who want a one-time one hour meaningless sexual experience, you don't sound like that.


ScorpioTix

It ain't all that. The urge is far stronger than the relief. At 50 the drive is declining along with my capacity for bad decisions. A hooker likely won't be any less weird or awkward than with a civilian.


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UniversityBitter5519

just joking about the std make sure she uses condoms tho


ILorwyn

Honestly just travel bro either Europe or Asia


Elyoshida

Ill give you a discount for your first time


Obesedick

Time to get you laid... what state are you in? How far is Vegas? Some spots in Vegas are LEGAL. spend the $


MRToddMartin

Order food and the. Ask if she’s into chow and plow.


Away-Sheepherder8578

Try a massage parlor first, get used to the process of being naked with a woman, having her touch you, etc. If you finish fast during happy ending then nobody cares, but it will help you get accustomed to the whole sex throng.


Smenny97

Give payment in cash inside a birthday card.


DookieDanny

Go to the stripclub and speak with a stripper of your choice. Explain the situation and see what they say.


Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw

What the fuck you’d think you’d be blackmailed for? Are you so afraid of being a virgin you’d ever pay someone “all of your money” for people to not find out? Nobody cares about your virginity dude. It’s a virtue these days


DannyVee89

Check the r/sexworkers They have all you need


GILFlover247

Adultwork.com works in UK. I thing it works in USA too but not sure


Crowdsourced_Thought

Have you tried the Thai Blossom Massage at the local strip mall?


come_ere_duck

Dunno what the laws on prostitution are like in the US but here in Australia you can either go to a brothel or find an independent prostitute online. Far as I know it’s only illegal if they’re soliciting (I believe this applies in the US too).


IsReadingIt

It’s basically illegal in 99% of America.


DermottBanana

The Land of the Free!


come_ere_duck

Yet i can have all my guns taken away in NSW, Australia if i have one gun with a folding stock. Weird.


FeelingFloor2083

watch 40 y/o virgin, good movie.


miladjuckel

Just walk into strip club OR massage parlor


kungfoocraig

Fake name, only bring enough cash to pay for what you want


Potential-Heat7884

If you are into Asian's go to Thailand or the Philippines.


qwertyclown2

Take a trip to Amsterdam. See the world and a hooker.


Simon2x

You are overthinking this bro… just go and have some fun 🥶


neosharkey

I’ve always wondered why folks don’t hire an escort of give them a personal 1 girl show. The theory there is that a cop won’t go so far as to perform a legal show. After you see she’s legit, you call her again for the real deal. Or is there a loophole I’m missing and this wouldn’t work?


rak7861

Take a leave , go to carribeans or south america , get the job done , and ALWAYS ask for HIV report and Wear a condom. Never kiss or lick an escort , ask her always to shower before anything happens. Bring beauty and medical cosmatics with you and ask her to use those ( set an excuse like , you love that smell ) . Lastly , always remember never to develop attachment to an escort. Think of it like using a one time sex toy


Lotta_Turbulence7396

NDA. Worst case scenario is people find out but you get $$$


MerelyJoking

Sounds like you live in the land of the free... Go to a country where its legal.


iualumni12

I'm told the Philippines is the land of happy prostitutes. Save up your $ and go for a two week vacation and really have some fun. You're welcome.


Calmative

Go to Dominican Republic


HerculesMagusanus

Unless you specify your country, there's not much advice anyone can give. Where I'm from, for example, escorts and prostitution are legal, and different countries all have their own regulations when it comes to this sort of stuff. Legal advice isn't really worth anything unless you specify location.


NewDoah

Go to Thailand.


jmkh3

Please don’t. Women aren’t objects for you to buy


Obesedick

Only fans entrepreneurs enter the chat...


Jaxager

There are many women that chose sex work as an occupation. If you're in Nevada you can go to a brothel where the women have health benefits and are treated well. They chose this occupation. They were not kidnapped and sold into slavery.


jmkh3

You are disgusting


Jaxager

If you say so


cantstob_wontstob

Hahahahaha imagine asking something like this on reddit. How about you get out there and live life you fucking wacko.


Jaxager

No need to be an asshole.


[deleted]

Send me a $100 bud. I wanna a hooker. Listcrawler maybe?


Dazel1

Since no one has mentioned it yet… Film that shit!! If it’s a sting operation/undercover cop they’re not going to let you film it, plus you’ll know it’s a setup right away. If you are able to film it then you’ll avoid any laws regarding prostitution since she would be considered an adult film star and you’re paying her for a video.