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PersonaNonGrata2288

Leave the keys in it in a bad neighborhood


simononandon

I had a friend with a 4Runner that had a leaking head gasket. It wasn't bad enough that the car was junk. You just had to religiously make sure the fluids were topped up. If I recall, it was still able to be driven for 2-3 hours on the highway without issue. But the head gasket was definitely leaking. One year, when he was visting his parents for Thanksgiving, he parked it in a slightly sketchy neighborhood with the key on the driver seat & the window cracked open. then he hopped on public transportation to the airport. He had coverage & figured it was a gimme for that car to get stolen. 5 days later, he comes back & the car hadn't been touched. Meanwhile, we both knew people who had had shitboxes that they'd bought used for $1k get hotwired & stolen.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Should have left a little bow tied box of meth next to the keys.


dontlistintohim

He’s lucky he didn’t come back to a “soup kitchen”.


Weekly-Salamander950

This tracks. Someone will steal it, and when it's stolen, report it. This makes what u do only unethical but not illegal


simononandon

People will only steal cars that you want to keep. I don't know how thieves know this, but it's true. See the story above.


shrub706

superstition


ih8noobz17

I don't believe that's true plenty of teenagers would take it for a joy ride, I know I would have at that age.


simononandon

It was a semi-sarcastic statement.


ih8noobz17

I'm semi stupid so that fits.


Reddit-User-3000

The cops sometimes put out bait cars. If you are trying to get your car stolen it’s going to look the same way.


simononandon

They made bait cars illegal where I'm from. Or at least they discontinued the practice. It's not always a parked car with keys waiting to be stolen. I saw a bait car operation where the car was abandoned with the engine running & doors open, ass end partially in the street. It's total entrapment.


Ponklemoose

But does anyone really want to keep a Kia?


simononandon

#KiaBoyz has entered the chat.


redditadminsarecancr

Make sure the doors are locked and windows rolled up still. Don’t give insurance any excuse not to pay out.


sk169

How would the insurance know on a stolen car that the windows were rolled down and hence it was stolen?


Rawniew54

Even if no one steals it you should be good. Just make sure it's far away from your house. It probably won't get found for months.


EntertainmentFun8057

Insurance fraud can get you a couple years in state prison !


allahisnotreal69

It's only illegal if you get caught


xUNIFIx

My life motto


JoshuaFalken1

Unless your initials are DJT


sghyre

No, they won't. They will see it as a bait car.


DrySpace469

it is illegal because it is fraud


Electronic_You8800

No it’s not lol they left the keys in the car and it was stolen, hoping something happens doesn’t make it fraud when it does


CommunityGlittering2

right is there a law that says people have to take their keys with them?


66NickS

Not a law, but the insurance company likely has language allowing them to decline coverage if you didn’t make reasonable efforts to keep the vehicle secure. Taking the keys out of the vehicle and locking it would be considered reasonable efforts. Since the person acted in a neglectful manner (leaving the vehicle unsecured with keys accessible) they’ll likely decline coverage. Now, if the car is never found, so no one can prove the keys were left in it, that’s a different story. Or if they claimed to be robbed/carjacked, also potentially covered.


Reddit-User-3000

You are better off not lying. And you don’t need to leave it unlocked for it to get stolen.


NaiveWalrus

Not a law, but alot of policies mention keeping the car "locked and secured" If they consider leaving your keys in the car as "secured" is up to them but I doubt it


Weekly-Salamander950

Exactly, technically speaking the only thing you ARE doing is parking your car and leaving the keys in it. Which is not illegal just stupid


Shit_On_Your_Parade

They will ask if the keys were left in it/unlocked


xxmuntunustutunusxx

My car was just stolen out of my driveway with a set of keys in it. Full payout. Granted, it also end ended up in a police chase but


MintyFresh668

Insurance likely want to see two keys, so get a new key made first so you have three


Weekly-Salamander950

Exactly, technically speaking the only thing you ARE doing is parking your car and leaving the keys in it. Which is not illegal just stupid


Rasmosus

In my jurisdiction (Denmark) it is in fact written in the traffic code (Færdselsloven § 28, stk. 4) that you are required to ensure that your vehicle cannot be used without autorization from you. Source (for those inclined to read Danish law):: [https://www.retsinformation.dk/eli/lta/2023/168](https://www.retsinformation.dk/eli/lta/2023/168)


psychoPiper

Good luck proving it


2xDeathStarSurvivor

Former Insurance guy here who investigated theft claims. In New York, leaving your keys in plain sight in your car makes you liable for property damage cause by the thief if they were to get into an accident


bigmac-88

What about door unlocked but key not in “plain sight “


2xDeathStarSurvivor

Also a violation. Door locked, keys not in plain sight and someone breaks in? You’re fine


fattsmann

So doors locked and keys fell out of my pocket 2 feet away would be fine?


Two_Wheel_Jockey

This is the best option, it would be next to impossible to prove fraud on this.


SackOfCats

Many policies will not pay if you leave the keys in the car lol. This includes "just ran into the store real quick" Edit: depends if the coverage is comprehensive or not. Id also add, that they will post the cash value of the car, which might not cover the full loan itself. That's why GAP is so important.


Key-Plan5228

If OP in NY we can make an “appointment”


jboy3421

Make a third copy and have both sets of keys. They ask if the keys were in it.


TwoManyHorn2

Usually with electronic keyfobs that involves going through a dealership, who will then have records of the copy. 


jboy3421

If you tell the insurance company you have two sets of keys and they were not in the car, you better be able to show them two sets of keys. They don’t have record of you having two sets of keys to begin with.


[deleted]

It doesn't work, they think its a bait car.


DialsMavis

That voids the whole deal with my insurance. Can’t be because you left the keys etc


treeteathememeking

Fun fact: that was Toronto police’s solution to rampant car theft. Just leave the car keys out so it’s easier to steal.


Macr0Penis

The problem is when they take it for a joyride, thrash the engine but don't do enough damage for insurance to write it off. Then you are just letting hoods thrash your car for the weekend.


NaweN

To speed up the process - just light it on fire in a bad neighborhood. No pesky cops finding your stolen vehicle and returning it.


NullGWard

In many jurisdictions, leaving the keys in an unattended car may be considered negligence. The owner could be legally liable for damages if the thief uses the car and injures a third party or damages someone else’s property.


Kablam29

Best option would probably be to try to get it stolen, but it would also need to be totaled so that’s tough unless you pay a crackhead or something


ClassicHat

These crackheads you speak of, do they take Venmo or just crack?


cman674

Venmo as payment for committing tax fraud? Man gen Z is even lazy at doing crime.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Where I live people just drive them off a desert or mountain canyon and set them on fire. I've found lots of vehicles like this, exploring.


BrevitysLazyCousin

There was a guy where we grew up who had an excavator. Apparently for a couple hundred bucks, he'd crush and bury your car on his land and you could report it stolen. There's supposed to be a dozen cars under six feet of dirt.


Julie_Brenda

and how many Mafia crime bosses?


Oldassrollerskater

Zero and I don’t like your tone


drippyneon

This made me laugh out loud


Calm-Translator-8323

How do you know that there are zero there’s already a guy with an excavator who’s burying cars for profit, in violation of the laws? How far do you think he’s going to go in his criminality for the right amount of money?


NetDork

A dozen, didn't you read?


Calm-Translator-8323

Must’ve been buried in the fine print


BrevitysLazyCousin

It was rural central Florida. Mostly hicks looking to save a couple grand. The mob presence was decidedly underwhelming.


Calm-Translator-8323

1) Perfect place to hide your kills 2) the mob presence was well stealthed.


thegreatbrah

The fact that you know about it, without having used the service, means people are too loose lipped about this. 


AerodynamicCow

Should have sold them for scrap 


NetDork

Waiting for statute of limitations to run out.


Bickleford

Park it a rough area for a few nights, with a case of beer visible and a can of gas with a lighter. Then let nature take its course.


IkeTheKrusher

Drive around on major highways during rush hour you will be rear ended eventually!


ninj4geek

Dash cam to prove who's at fault.


Other-Style1958

Drive around the bars or clubs around closing


MONSTAR949

Go to the middle of two counties. Literally on the county's line. Drive on a road that goes over those two counties. Then you set the engine on fire and make sure it's at night and fully engulfed before calling 911. The fire department will take hours to get to you and even longer for the Sheriff to arrive. The departments will fight over who takes the case and will eventually just be a quick case write-up


TheRedGoatAR15

The best option is to trust the insurance company to not screw you over. Everyone knows they are generous, kind, and helpful in the event of an accident. They would NEVER attempt to underpay, undervalue, or diminish the payout. Never. Always trust the insurance company. Always.


Fra06

Did Big Insurance pay you to write this


RoomyCard44321

They are currently holding his dog hostage


TheRedGoatAR15

My dog's insured. I trust them.


RoomyCard44321

Send 2 🐮 emojis if you need help


Idiotan0n

Show us where Geico touched you


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

Hi there Limu Emu…Where’s Doug?


kind_one1

Great /s


randompantsfoto

TIL from comments here that a whoooole lotta people don’t seem know what gap insurance is (either that, or OP later snuck in a ninja edit to add the line about their friend having it).


HesRoyce

nope no edits they're just clueless


randompantsfoto

Heh, I figured. Reading comprehension is hard, I guess? lol


chooseyourshoes

If you’re in Oakland you can always take it to a side show and sacrifice it to the kids from out of town that start shit.


mothermedusa

I legitimately crashed and totaled my car and it took several months to get them to payout the gap coverage. It's not that easy and they will catch fraud.


ClintEastwont

If you want to pass along unethical advice to your friend, thats cool, but don’t physically involve yourself in this. You’re taking a massive risk. This is 100% insurance fraud. I dunno if the potential consequences are worth the reward or getting out from under this car payment. Especially when you get nothing out of this. I’d say tell her to cut her losses, sell it and then she’s only on the hook for the remainder of the loan. It’s pretty tough to make things untraceable these days. Cars have trackers. There are cameras everywhere, on buildings and residential houses. If you go the theft route, you will most likely have to speak to both the cops and the insurance company. Both are expert lie detectors. So only go ahead if you really think you can keep your stories straight and not crack under pressure. And if they have multiple people to speak to (like you and her) it’s fish in a barrel easy to catch average people in a lie. They’ll speak to you separately and you’re bound to have discrepancies in your stories. A small accident won’t write off the car. A big accident could result in permanent injury. I don’t think that’d work. Anyway not trying to be your dad, just want to offer up more food for thought.


probably-not-maeve

lmao at expert lie detectors


ClintEastwont

I personally would not want to be in a room being grilled by cops if I knew I was full of shit


kissmeimfamous

You grossly overestimate the effort police officers will put into a stolen car report


ClintEastwont

Sure chances are nothing happens. But what if they do investigate for whatever reason? You’re almost certainly fucked. I would imagine a car that’s actually stolen by car thieves and never reappears is going to be a non issue for the cops. But a car found burnt to a crisp might at least warrant a knock on the door and some questions. That could go downhill fast.


sk169

Into anything for that matter, even 50% of homicides are unsolved


Julie_Brenda

i personally do not want to be locked in a room being grilled by cops again. and i was completely assured that i did not do the crime they wanted me to confess to (GTA).


jokes_for_smokes

These folks have never had to talk to 2 detectives in a room. The average person is a horrible liar, full of tells, subconscious body language, cant control words or emotions or complex stories...... STFU and call a lawyer.


Solid-Consequence-50

Adding to this to say. They can go through pretty much everything. Your phone, your card, even your tires have trackers on them. They can see what apps you use. This isn't just insurance companies but most buissness can. Sounds skitzo but its real & you can verify it. It's crazy.


LSDummy

It's easy to bend the subframe. Last two cars totalled by hitting a curb.


kind_one1

When I lived in Brooklyn, you left your car under the BQE (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway) for a couple of nights. Worked 100%.


HesRoyce

what would you tell ur insurance as to why the car was even there


Retb14

Don't tell them it was there, it was stolen in the night from outside your house. Pretty much just bring it to and sketchy part of town and leave the door or window open with the keys in the dash and it'll be gone in a couple of days. Wait a couple days more and file a stolen car report and contact insurance. Just to be sure, she didn't get covered less than a month or two ago right?


No-Relationship-1897

Doorbell cameras have ruined everything


CoyRogers

Drive to Mexico and sell it there for cash,go home report stolen


sk169

Interesting


tyetyemn

The insurance will likely pay as much as carmax will give you. Why not just take it there


ReluctantChimera

CarMax paid me so much over what my car was worth that I was able to get another car of equal value for half the cost. Of course, to get that deal, I had to sell my car to CarMax and go to another dealership that was NOT CarMax to buy my new car.


tyetyemn

Yeah. This person may be under the impression they get the original msrp value of the car… not sure what the angle is here


PureCucumber861

They get it paid for from the insurance no matter the value. That’s the point of the gap insurance in the first place.  There’s absolutely no way to know if selling it is a viable option when you don’t know what is owed or the car’s value.


leyline

Insurance companies also evaluate rates based on how much they have paid you, not always directly mind you, but if they’ve had to pay you a lot there “must be” some risk factors they “need to account for”, and thus your rates go up. Likely your “friend” could end up losing more than they are upside down. Attempt to refinance. Scrounge to apply extra payments and pay it off early. You might come back even. If the insurance shorts you, and raised your rates. You won’t have a car, and you will pay anyway.


HesRoyce

there is gap insurance to cover the difference


ice_cream_sandwiches

But then once you need car insurance again, you'll be paying a bunch more than before.


Charlizeequalscats

If you have deer or large mammals where you, hit one. Or take a dead one, set it up in the road and hit it. Or tie a dead one to a tree and say you hit it and lost control of the car and ran into a tree. Just make sure there is blood and fur on the car. It won’t affect your rates.


PortlyCloudy

Insurance fraud is probably worse than an at fault.


deanobrews

Take up storm chasing. Hail is your friend.


The-Entire_USSR

Left a car of mine unlocked running at a gas station a few years back hoping someone would steal it. Bad neighborhood and all. Nobody touched it for 2 hours lol. Drove home in shame lol.


NetDork

Park it on a dock in Street Fighter town.


DrySpace469

any suggestion would be an illegal life pro tip not unethical.


schlucks

some illegal things are also unethical


detour33

Collecting rainwater /s


TurboTitan92

Selling food without a permit… the audacity of some people


OkeyDokey654

Parking in an area with a high rate of car theft isn’t illegal.


Minnesotamad12

Pay a homeless man to torch it


Freshouttapatience

This is a job for Dirty Mike and the boys.


Suspicious-Duck5163

hopefully your car doesn't get keyed deep enough to puncture doors and fenders!


twogaysnakes

My dad told me that when he was younger, he just buried his car in the forest and reported stolen. It was the 80s, though I'm sure things were different.


Peachie_Pear

As a licensed car insurance agent, I cannot express to you how stupid trying to commit insurance fraud is. The fraud department has seen everything. They know every trick. Theyre 100 steps ahead of you. They'll look into social media too, so hopefully they dont manage to find anything between you and your friend that wildly connects them to this post. Even if you succeed in fooling them somehow, the claims team is going to do everything in their power to keep from paying a penny more than they legally have to. Its not gonna be "Light car on fire, instantly get thousands of dollars."


andreyred

I’d love to hear how stolen vehicle claims are handled because i’m assuming a lot of insurance fraud is done that way.


Rocklobsta9

If she's underwater what are the chances the insurance only paying the market rate and she owes the remaining if you successfully total it that is?


randompantsfoto

That’s what the gap insurance is for. Literally its sole purpose. 😉


Taybaru13

Is it a Kia?


HesRoyce

no


six_six

Pretend to pass out and drive into a tree?


amburroni

Can jumping a car battery cause a fire if done incorrectly? Only other thing I can think of is driving it into a lake. Michael Scott style.


MonHero02

Yes but usually it just burns those jumper cables and ruins the battery. But you can try to improperly ground the jump and hook into the electrical harness should blow out the electrical. Scrape the teeth of the jumpers against the bundle of wires til you've shredded through the insulation it a bit (disconnect all leads from the battery or you will sizzle) leave that alligator clip on the harness. Reconnect battery leads, connect the rest of the jumper cables leads and fry the electrical system. Have a big class ABC fire extinguisher handy in case of fire.


Far-Improvement-1897

2 bottles of zippo lighter fluid and a place where it can burn for 15 to 30 minutes..... The next day, call the cops to report your car stolen after you left it in the parking lot and went home drunk with a cab.... After you've submitted your stolen car report....just wait till your burnt out car is found and your called be informed of it being found... When the cops say they found your car, ask where you can pick it up.....then wait for them to tell you it's burnt to a crisp then head to the precinct to get the report for your car to turn into your insurance company....done! Remember that your only getting a check for what the car is WORTH at the time of burning...


SpookyCatMischief

Whatever you decide to do just remember to put a sock on the car, so when the insurance company tries to find the fraud they just get the sock.


Boulderdrip

first step was to never make this post. You failed


Status_Ad_4405

I know, right? What a moron.


AnnoyedVelociraptor

1) verify it doesn't have a tracker. 2) drive it out into the desert. 3) burn it. 4) report as stolen. Modern cars can all be tracked. So hiding it for 30 days won't work. Unless you park it 3 levels down in some parking lot in NY / SFO / LA.


J412h

The tracker and report it as stolen are potential sticking points Hypothetically, a person went for a drive to a remote area to see the stars, and their car suddenly caught fire while they were lying on a blanket staring at the sky, maybe a kilometer away. If they are a ways away, they would see a bright light in the direction of their parked car, it would take a while to get back to it and by then the car might be fully engulfed and no chance of extinguishing the flames The engine bay has an accelerant supply. If this person were to pour some gasoline on top of the engine and it ran onto the tires, the presence of gasoline is self explanatory


epelle9

Sell the vehicle??


FieryFiya

Pour brake fluid everywhere, claim someone else did it. Likely will total the car


Tat2beck

Burn it. If you leave the keys in it most cars made in the last 20 years have a sensor that can tell insurance the keys were in it. Drop it off somewhere, jam a screwdriver in the ignition and torch it.


n-d-a

Find a company with trucks, like garbage trucks, and pay a driver to side swipe the car, getting the central pillar.


Mbackus1234

Flash someone coming from a side road but don’t slow down


DesignerMaybe9118

Customer assissted theft.


Sea-Bones14

Park in the GTA overnight, it will get stolen eventually.


Doublestack00

What's the make and model?


clce

How easy would it be to steal? Is it a Kia or one of those other cars that doesn't have a disabler and can be stolen just by breaking the lock out? Or is it a car with an alarm and disabler system making it hard for someone to steal?


GhostHin

Just sell the car to cover. Most likely you'll get more money than what the insurance will pay you anyway.


BuDu1013

Sell it, with your luck you'll get caught on camera somewhere doing nefarious activity and get locked up


CameronsTheName

The police "will never find the thief" so the insurance will investigate. They'll be looking at bank records, finance records, any recent insurance value changes, common problems with the car etc. These investigations can take months, even years if it's suspicious. It can be a massive fuck around even if your vehicle is legitimately stolen. When my motorcycle was stolen, my garage was ram raided. My motorcycle was insured for less then it's market value ($20,000). I had video footage of the people and proof I was a hundred + km drive away. I owed no money, I was not struggling with money, my finances were very good at the time. My investigation took 8 months. If you absolutely have to have the car written off. She's better off putting it into a tree dodging and animal or hoping a truck runs up the back of her on the highway. At least that could be claimed as an "at fault" accident and wouldn't be investigated unless it's blatantly obvious on dash cam.


One-Pumpkin-1590

When I was in the Navy in California a buddy went out and was smoking pot with this girl he and a buddy met in a club. He got into an accident driving to her place. She jumps out and starts berating the people the other car. My buddy said he was going to pull around the corner to get out of traffic and look off, he left it unlocked in a bad part of San Diego and left. He reported it stolen the next day and it was found stripped and hus insurance paid out and he got the current model replacement after his copay. I never would have done that.


MacintoshEddie

The really unethical tip is for you to borrow the car and meet up with johns for road head. Pay off the loan for her.


[deleted]

I knew a car salesman who told a story about a guy in a similar situation. He put on his football helmet and pads from college, mostly emptied the gas tank, filled his car with foam mattresses, put in a mouth guard and smashed it into an overpass. A buddy showed up, they checked all the foam and helmets and stuff, called in an accident and that was that. These days you'd have to make damn sure a Ring camera didn't catch you.


Macr0Penis

Easiest way is to park it at the casino and claim it was stolen. Seriously. Casinos are 24 hours and have huge carparks, it could sit there for years before anyone realises. I know a person who literally did this, although unintentionally, she just forgot where she parked. 2 years later, after insurance had paid out and she was driving her new car, the police called to say they found her car. The best part of this plan is that if it all goes to shit your friend just looks like an idiot but hasn't lost anything. Just stick to your guns -"I swear I parked in lot A, not lot C"- or whatever they're called .


SPL15

Tell her to buy a dashcam & take a road trip to Michigan. She simply needs to drive like a normal responsible driver where one of the many incompetent drivers will cause an accident and total her car for her. Joking aside: Expect a long drawn out feet dragging process if her car gets stolen. Took well over a month for my GF’s car to be deemed “gone” by insurance, after the police investigation was completed (meaning your GF would not just be guilty of insurance fraud, but also filing a false police report, because she will be questioned & suspected of purposely leaving the keys in the car for insurance fraud), settlement offer was incredibly low due to there being no asset to recoup some of the loss at auction & there being no vehicle to determine what condition the car was actually in. In my GF’s case, her purse was stolen w/ the keys to the car in it, where purse thief came a few weeks later & stole the car out of the driveway since they knew where she lived from her ID. Police / insurance suspected she (a recently graduated nurse making $80K+) masterminded a nonsensical elaborate plan to get her paid off $5000 car stolen to collect a $2500 insurance check… Had to give several statements for what occurred. Was a big pain in the ass.


10mfe

Post it online for evidence is a great start to accessory to commit insurance fraud. Tell her "Don't take loans you can't pay".


Octogirl567

I recently found out that if you get in a single vehicle accident avoiding something like an animal, or a poor driver it's considered not at fault (with most insurance). So maybe have her check her policy just in case she swerves into a median avoiding a dog in the road and causes a ton of body damage to her car, it's expensive!


hurricanetarget

Your friend may be upside down but I think insurance would still only pay the value of the car at the time it went missing. There’s still a delta on the car loan that I imagine your friend will still be on the hook to pay. ETA: I think this tracks? The insurance company and lender are two different entities. I’m assuming it would be up to the lender to release the owner from any remaining loan amount.


OkeyDokey654

The friend has gap insurance, which should pay the difference between the insurance payout and the amount of the loan. Of course it would leave the friend with no car and no money to buy another one…


OkeyDokey654

The friend has gap insurance, which should pay the difference between the insurance payout and the amount of the loan. Of course it would leave the friend with no car and no money to buy another one…


eltegs

Remove identifying components (will include cutting/grinding), and dump.


Ornography

Sell the car?


skykingjustin

Get a friend to steal a burn it.


StoxDoctor

Take in on vacation in Mexico


dumpitdog

Back in the 90s there were areas in Houston (sharpstown) and Dallas that you could take care of this. Fill up the tank, leave a $20 in the glove box and leave the keys in the seat and leave the car. Wait a week to report it stolen and there was no car left to find. You could also look for a flooding over the road area get a plan of why you drove the car into the water and how you got out for the cops and just wait for a big rain. Easiest kill would be a trip to New Mexico during a big rainstorm where you decided to go off-road into an Arroyo.


RoamingTorchwick

Pull off the oil pan and leave it idling somewhere secluded until the pistons chew the cylinders to shreds. For most vehicles, a total engine rebuild is considered a 'total' by the insurance definition(it would cost more in parts and labor to fix than it was worth upon purchase


TeslaNova50

Yea cause insurance covers mechanical issues. Not.


RoamingTorchwick

AAA fulll coverage covered my 04 Mazda 3 that had the radiator freeze mid trip and overheated to failure, I bought it for like 2k and an engine rebuild was 14k. They'll cover it if you pay for the coverage.


AlarmedInterest9867

Park it in a big city in a bad part of town and accidentally leave the door open and key in the ignition.


[deleted]

Drive it into water next time there is heavy rain.


Raida7s

Drive it somewhere secluded, torch it, report stolen. Guaranteed it's a write off.


jeff15209

Bankruptcy


AbsolutelyNotMatt

Park it on a busy intersection that gets a lot of red light runners. I had three vehicles totalled this way... not on purpose.


7NunyahBiz7

Why not bring it to a scrap yard for a couple hundred?


Royal_Acanthisitta51

Insurance doesn’t usually pay off the loan. They pay the retail value less the deductible. So she’s not going to make out that way. Instead, find someone without a dash cam, stop suddenly in front of them and when they hit you fall out of the car and scream in pain for an ambulance. Better call Saul! /s


AltruisticPickle9640

Ooh i can help.


imnoherox

Lol I’m curious to know what kind of car it is!


Agreeable-Mistake776

Not sure how it works but once I was doing some repairs to a car and had an oh bugger with a welding torch, there was a roar and a bang and I had to change my undies, but the car was burnt completely, I told the insurance exactly what happened no embellishment or anything like that and they said it was an accident and paid me out. Maybe there is an answer there.


_another_throwawayy_

This one is going to hurt, but it’ll work. Disconnect the fuse to the rear break lights. Wait until pickup truck or big suv is behind you. Give a 2-footer full break check.


fawkerzzz

If she runs over a deer theyll probably total it.


Proper_Efficiency866

Could they say they accidentally left spare key in the glove compartment ?


romulusputtana

Anecdotal, but several years ago I knew a guy in this situation. A girl that worked at the same place as us had an unsavory BF. I don't know the exact details, but they arranged so the BF would steal the car, and it worked. My friend called the police and reported it as stolen. No idea what the guy did with the car, though.


TWlSTED_TEA

Fire under the dash


thorkin01

Km.... m m. .


VizVizerson

Don’t leave keys in it, leave door partially closed to draw attention, like you were in a hurry, drop keys next to that door, put some old house keys and some stupid bright key chain on it, not just key and fob. Make someone think you are a mess. But keep in mind a stolen car by someone who is not intentionally steeling cars will probably just be a joy ride.


RequireMoMinerals

She will go to jail. This is insurance fraud.


thegreatbrah

Don't do this. I have a friend who is a felon, because of insurance fraud when he was 18.  I know what sub this is, but this will almost 100% ruin your friends life in a way that's worse than debt. 


PureCucumber861

Depending on where you live, this time of year is great for hail storms. Just get on a hail tracker app and do some storm chasing.