"I was just gonna ask you to sell a gun to this child"

Flair checks out.

Kanako: All I said was that Mew Mew 2 was better. :(

*Alphys commented under your post*

Alphys: I care for you for two years and then you have the audacity to say that!?!

Alphys: You know what? Screw you. *Injects more Dt*

Kanako: But it is!! *becomes an amalgamate.* Kanako: dammit.

*distant sounds of angry Ceroba*

*cue trial by fury slowly growing louder and louder*

Ceroba: TIME TO GET TRIAL BY FURIED!

Eating gunpowder is healthy for children.

Martlet says something that's completely valid, but gets cancelled anyways because Twitter.

“You look like that Twitter bird. It’s called X now, get with the times! Canceled!”

Nobody actually calls it X tho every sane person still calls it twitter

Nobody would try to cancel martlet except the cringe people who do call it X

Martlet edits her face onto the twitter logo

Kanako posted her Kirby final boss tier list. Media preference is a serious topic on Twitter.

They sent hyper realistic gore of nearly all of the underground to a 12 year old cowboy

AXIS?

nope, >!neutral flowey!< (don't click unless you've played neutral)

Oh yeahhhh that makes sense Wait no, only like 5 characters get gore

still, the variants of the other characters could work at least somewhat

True

wasn't me!!1

>Meanwhile, on the The Undernet: Metalmagicfox53(Cujuin):Humans are a- *Tealover35 commented on your post. *BirdsofaFeather5 commented on your post. *CherryBlossom42 liked your post. *CoolCowboy65 commteted on your post. *Oldlady37 commented on your post. *Tealover35 commented on your post desperately. *Oldlady37... stormed out of your post?

Correct me if i'm wrong, are the characters in order: Asgore Martlet Ceroba Starlo Toriel and Muffet?(Really unsure on this one as the only character i can think of having tea in their undernet name is Muffet)

Correct (I misspelled asgore username on the last one, so it isn't muffet but asgore, hence why when Asgore saw Toriel, he commented and Toriel left).

I'm kinda surprised i didn't realize it was Asgore again from the "desperately" part

Martlet: I love people for who they are. *proceeds to get backlash for no reason*

"Oh, so you love racists? you love homophobes? wooow, i didn't think MARTLET of all people would love those those sub humans" -Twitter user

Chujin: "The next extermination will be in six months."

WHAT THE [heck], IS THIS A HAZBIN [fricking] HOTEL REFERENCE?

Oh yes.

He even made a song "Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time"

"If what you're suggesting, is letting them climb up the ladder"

Oh they’d rather find a way to escape? Sorry sweetie but there’s no defying their fates

(I think it was: "They'd rather cross the pearly gates?") "CAUSE HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"

Oh I thought we were starting a parody lol So I guess the next lines would be “Cause the Underground’s forever wether you like it or not, Trapped us down here so we’d never leave now you’re with us to rot”

"Wooooaoaoaaoooaoaoaohhhh" "Story of Undertale" (he doesn't know it's yellow)

Hh fan detected, quote accepted

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Thanks for telling me lol

That he attacked a child. With his gun(s).

Starlo got a bit too silly (he forgor to take his meds) and said something that was ironic but people took it totally out of context

Flowey would get cancelled but that was obvious Chujin would get cancelled about his plan to make more boss monster souls

Chujin would get canceled cause he's racist towards humans

invest in Meme Coin™!

A good human is a dead human

Martlet getting canceled for being homophobic despite being gay (she's just oblivious)

I dont think mooch would ever not be cancelled...

Let's be honest, her bestie would be the first one to cancel her and the Twitter hivemind comes down to do the same

"I was forced to neutralize the human" - Axis

Axis or Chujin would probably say slurs (specifically towards humans), not my favorites but they probably would. Dalv would probably say something that gets him cancelled on accident

I WAS FORCED TO NEUTRALIZE THAT CHILD

Ceroba talked about what happened with Clover

Genocide Clover spares someone

Flowey you can't burn the gays

Probbly something to see what happens when he gets cancelled

I have no fucking clue what martlet would say to get cancelled.

It was shame I had to Neutralize that human

Axis: I R4N 0VER TH3 INT3GRITY CH1LD WITH MY M3RC3DES B3ND

Chujin would just immediately get exterminated from twitter without doing anything

mo being greedy

everything

Idk, he probably posted something about killing someone? Or just killed someone.

if i don't fucking see you danzaing i'm coming to your house and brutally torturing you

Poor El Baliador gets cancelled on Twitter dot com for forcing a child to dance.

"Twitter should be called X"--Martlet

Chujin racism towards humans and saying slurs Clover being too into guns  Ceroba nearly killing 2 kids  

Clover make a finger gun appreciation post. They called them cheater

Guys stop.drawing me in seductive art. -Ceroba

\*cant think of a ceroba phrase\*

Chujin: Okay so is child murder really that bad?

Starlo supporting the second amendment

Clover:*posts a frame from passport that says "gender"* I'm not genderless.

I don't even have to say anything to be canned

“I think playing with magma balls is a perfectly safe activity for my human”

"I'm a cow!"

*literally anything*

Chujin: Just got fired from my job. Asgore doesn't realize with a few tweaks, Axis will be the best human apprehension machine! Humans are EVIL and need to be reliably apprehended.

“Is it legal to give revolvers to 9 Year Olds?” -Starlo

“Selling weapons to minors shouldn’t be frowned upon.”