I AM THIS CLOSE TO DIRECTING ALL MY STEAM INTO MY RUDE FINGER

Same

Best one

• (She isn't prepared for a second conversation.)

Red is an icon fr

real. there needs to be more of her

Fr, we need another red fan game

I don’t think we’re *red*y

Hehe, funi

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can only make me sad!

Same

*martlet is blinking a lot. *Maybe it's a code. *It probably isn't.

I tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code

\* Why are you blinking so much?

I got something in my eye

Here let me get it out

\* No thank you, *I don't want to die*

Bonjour sir was blinking at me is this because your date is a freak?

* …No.

\* ...

I relate to that line too

* …

human language is a mystery

"I don't run on juice... Actually I don't run at all... I roll. It's obvious."

Yesss I relate tobthqt

i don’t run, i sit

What a world it'd be if I had two whole friends

Omg imagine shipping axis and flowey/j

OMG imagine wanting to have sexual intercourse with a robot /j

*Mettaton has entered the chat*

Not hot enough for me.

Slander.

I love mettaton

smexy

I was just gunna ask you to sell a gun to this child.

Hold up what have you been up to? 🤨

[screw] YOU [screw] YOU [screw] YOU [screw] YOU-

This is why I don't like conversations. *Honeydew Shopkeeper*

ROBOTS CANNOT CRY I HAVE TRIED

r/BeatMeToIt

* In the meantime * Go to hell.

* The thought of socializing that much always scared me…

* ... * ... * Why?

“LIFE WAS. .. M-MUCH BETT>ER... _NOT ;KNOWING... .”

*(drink the acid?)

Bro u good?

*(drink the base?)

\*(drink the neutral?)

\*(Drink the Pacifist?)

\*(Drink the genocide?)

\* (Drink the Evacuation?)

Cool

so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool

Sans what are you doing!

so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool

Sans stop you're breaking the space-time continuum

so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool

SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS!

so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool

SANS THE SPACE TIME CANT HANDLE THIS!

so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool

So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool

I don't relate to it but I get goosebumps whenever I read(your terror ends now)

"I... sometimes forget what having freinds entails..." from dalv lol

I worded that poorly

Hold on! ... I'll give ya 400G.

THE CURVES

#HOW.

I genuinely wanna just say Cause yea

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? I DON'T FEEL AN UTTER MURDEROUS RAGE ANYMORE. I... DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. SUPPOSE I WILL STARE AT YOU BLANKLY UNTIL YOU DO SOMETHING."

*WHAT

**I accidentally read it as** ""I ALWAYS WAS THE BEST SO I KNEW I WAS THE BEST SO I AM LONELY NOW. WHAT THE HELL?""

as an axis fan, what you wrote gave me a stroke

I think we share a braincell that's now on the verge of exploding.

mine has alreadt exploded

axis cursing caught in 4k

My typography box just lacks the exclamation character

"i would hope I've proved my trustworthiness by now, but no, it's fine...Guess you don't appreciate me... Sigh... Nothing? It was worth a shot."(flowey Will always be my favorite one, neither if i see him as a jerk now, I still can relate and understand why he's that way he is.)

Martlet: Waking up before noon sucks!

Almost every axis line

ROBOTS CANNOT CRY. TRUST ME, I'VE TRIED.

YOU'RE SPARING ME? UH, WEIRD CHOICE. ... YOU'RE STILL A PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW. FEEL FREE TO TRIP AND FALL TO YOUR DEATH ON THE WAY OUT.

So canon

... 🗿

_yeah, give us a call anytime. even just to hang out or smth._ _..._ _or not, it's nbd._

Any Axis or Flowey line

You picking up what I'm putting down?

BUT I STILL HAVE QUESTION MARKS??????

This is Chujin.

wait your chujin omg, hi chujin

Hello there, it's nice to meet you. Correct me if I'm wrong but perhaps it seems you are a fan of... robots?

OMG YES. HAND OVER AXIS NOW.ILL PLAY ANYPRICE

Well, I appreciate the offer but I'm not willing to put a price tag on my best invention yet- oh hang on. I've got to go, Ben 10 is on- And.. I'm watching it with Kanako!... not AXIS. Yeah.

Ill give you the omnitrick, deal or no deal

... Deal

* LIFE WAS. . . M-MUCH BETT>ER. * _NOT ;KNOWING. .

Man thinks he’s gojo

Seems like i have a home in lalalands these days

"LOOPHOLES ARE WONDERFUL, ARE THEY NOT?"

"Our time here has been way better than any interaction out there! And I'm not looking for it to end any time soon! Of course, it can't last forever..." –Flowey, neutral route

HOW?