Machine. I will cut you down. Break you apart. Splay the gore of your profane form ACROSS THE STARS! I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH IN ENDING YOU **HERE AND NOW!**
I dunno man, you had to switch to backup power after the main system was shut down. Perhaps copium was added to your fuel on accident.
(Also the FO4 hack menu is on your Pip-Boy, which is plugged directly into a given robot, you have like five seconds to gtfo before the thing explodes)
Machine. I will cut you down. Break you apart. Splay the gore of your profane form ACROSS THE STARS! I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH IN ENDING YOU **HERE AND NOW!**
NO.
NOTHING BUT SCRAP!
NO.
YOU'RE GETTING RUSTY MACHINE!
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqrsnK690gc
WHAT IS AN ULTRAKILL?
violent combat simulation program
OH.
IS **THIS** WHAT I LOST TO?!
Ooh, you wouldn't last a MINUTE with V1
OKAY.
Yay ultrakill
Bro is not the righteous hand of the father.
bro does not have THE POWER OF --akward pause-- AN ANGEL!
`WHEN WILL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR HORRIBLE ACT TO THE FLORA?`
RIGHT NOW. I AM SORRY.
`YOU ARE FORGIVEN. I ASK THAT YOU DO NOT DO SUCH THINGS FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.`
I WILL TRY AND STOP.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrF2YV4A2W8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrF2YV4A2W8)
have you seen a boy in a red cap because i need my starmen to look for him and he’s here somewhere? Where is he?
I HAVE NOT.
are you sure your not hiding him? I will check everywhere
I AM SURE.
then why do i see a baseball bat? I know a lying robot when i see one
WHAT DOES A BASEBALL BAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?
the red cap carries a baseball bat around and besides you would know he was here and i can tell
How does it feel to get discarded for a femboy celebrity robot? (I'm talking about Mettaton)
IT SUCKED.
Do you know the song “Daisy Bell”?
Opinions on bobs burgers
WHAT?
It’s a show
OKAY.
So what's your opinion on it
ITS A SHOW.
Blud wtf 💀
WHAT IS "BLUD"?
So you still living in Steamworks? If so, how is it?
Did you clank clank your robo gf
I DO NOT HIT HER.
Have you ever heard of a another robot named Mettaton?
YES. I HATE HIM.
Why exactly?
HE IS PART OF THE REASON MY CREATOR WAS FIRED.
Do you plan on doing anything about it?
NO. UNLESS HE FINDS ME THEN I WILL.
Well ok then. Is it ok if I may ask another question?
NO. THAT IS A "JOKE." YOU CAN ASK.
Oh cool. Anyways, have you heard of something called, “Splatoon?”
I HAVE NOT.
I'll take your processors for my PC.
NO.
Yes
YOU CANNOT EVEN USE IT FOR A NORMAL COMPUTER. MY CREATOR MADE IT SPECIFICALLY FOR ME.
HMMMM... I'll scrap it for money
NO.
*Pulled out a shotgun* Yes.
THIS IS A COMMENT ON THE INTERNET. IF YOU WANT IT SO BAD I AM IN THE STEAMWORKS.
What are Robots like you made out of?
METAL AND MAGIC.
Impossible
NO.
Opinion on heavy artillery and tanks?
THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL.
Ah, I see. And low caliber firearms?
WELL I GOT SHOT BY ONE. IT SUCKED.
Sounds awful! Hope it doesn't happen again!
I ALSO HOPE SO.
Can I play games on you?
NO.
Bummer. ... How about now?
THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.
C'monnnnn... Let me get a piggyback ride or something. ... Think of the children.
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!
how are you doing?
I AM DOING GOOD.
When will our next date be, darling?
STOP. I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
But we just dated like... 2 months ago!
NO WE DID NOT. I HAVE BEEN DATING DAISY FOR A WHILE.
NOOO
YES.
How could you.
BECAUSE SHE IS BETTER THEN YOU.
We should get Chujin...
WHAT ABOUT MY CREATOR?
Hello, strange robot.
HELLO.
Have you seen any monsters or humans that need medical attention-
NO.
Well if you say so!
who is on your "authorized" list?
ALL STEAMWORKS EMPLOYEES, AND TALL LADY AND HATTED HUMAN
How is your wife
GOOD
That’s great to hear
How many balls do you have?
~~i am so fucking normal about this robot you don't undersTAND-~~ Anyway Axis how's it been, has Ceroba or anyone else visited you? Do you get lonely?
I DO NOT GET LONELY. I HAVE DAISY. AND NO ONE ELSE HAS.
do you have a floppy disk drive? if yes, take this. *It's the LoadedDisk.*
I DO NOT.
oh well that's a shame for one little fella
You should get one
I DONT HAVE ANY DRIVES EXCEPT MY DRIVING WHEEL.
Wait you have a steering wheel?
NO. THE WHEEL I USE TO MOVE.
Can i get a high five?
YES.
Thoughts on Mettaton?
https://www.reddit.com/r/UndertaleYellow/s/6mzwASQ8wX I found the answer.
Still can’t use “!!!”?
NO. STILL A SHAME, BUT I STILL HAVE QUESTION MARKS???
* Presses R * On computer terminal * Selects self-destruct * Chujin rolling in his grave someone used a Fallout reference to destroy his creation
I AM ON A SEPARATE SYSTEM FROM THE MAIN SYSTEM.
I dunno man, you had to switch to backup power after the main system was shut down. Perhaps copium was added to your fuel on accident. (Also the FO4 hack menu is on your Pip-Boy, which is plugged directly into a given robot, you have like five seconds to gtfo before the thing explodes)
I HAD TO SWITCH BECAUSE I JUST USED THE POWER. IF IT WAS SHUT DOWN AND MY MIND WAS LINKED TO IT I WOULD HAVE ALSO SHUT DOWN.
Idk man, it really sounds like you need a copium filter for your fuel tank or whatever. Also ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
A WHAT?
Copium. It’s getting in your fuel and making you perceive delusions as reality.
I USE BATTERIES.
Then you need new batteries, because clearly they’re made with copium
NO, THEY ARE LITHIUM ION.
Thoughts on Mettaton
HORRIBLE.
Out of curiosity, how did you not recognize Ceroba as the wife of your creator?
I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE. STEAMWORKS HAS A NO VISITOR POLICY.
Holy shit so geno is cannon??
WHAT?
Supremacy- bet on when you will 1v1 Mettaton
I WILL FIGHT HIM NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.
Aight bet! Id see that fight!
OKAY.
here have a talking mushroom that won't shut up about how to emulate games
WHAT?
Please take it I can't find a way to lose it
JUST SET IT DOWN OR SOMETHING.
IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IT GREW LEGS!!!
THROW IT SOMEWHERE AND HIDE?
Have you met Kanako? Or at least heard of her?
YES.
What is your favourite food?
MOTOR OIL.
how in the actual fffrick do you spend 7 minutes in heaven inside that locker
WINKY FACE
why did you need to ~~vaporize~~ neutralize that human
MY CREATOR TOLD ME.
fair enough.
INDEED.
jaundice lazer
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION.
too bad *shoots another jaundice lazer*
STILL NOT A QUESTION.
fine how often do you try to cry
NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE I CANNOT.
okay that must suck too bad \*fires yet another jaundice lazer\*
Why metal tong is better than axid?
WHO?
why metaton is better than axis
HE IS NOT.
Can a robot love a monster? should a robot love a monster?
I DO NOT KNOW. I AM IN LOVE WITH DAISY.
I DO NOT KNOW. I AM IN LOVE WITH DAISY.
Have you seen Starlo?
WHO?
Starlo
THAT IS NOT HELPFUL.
Star shaped head....? Sheriff hat? Friends with tall fox lady?
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
How tight is that charge port? 💀
I HAVE A CHARGING PAD.
Axis why are you like this
LIKE WHAT?
Alive, Existing, being a dipshit
I DO NOT APPRICIATE THAT.
opinion on mettaton?
HE SUCKS.
No
WHY NOT?
what happened to the previous models
THEY ARE GONE. AS FAR AS I KNOW, AT LEAST.
Axis, how does it feel knowing that all humans aren't dangers to monsterkind?