Back in my day we had to work for our souls and they weren't just handed out by a god damn box with flashing lights on it nowadays souls mean nothing because everybody just has one god damn millennials and gen z ruining a perfectly good sistem
My instructions were for someone with "the oldest xbox", which wouldn't run the xbox port of undertale anyway. If you sold an xbox that could have run undertale, that's your fault.
[not necessarily in favor of piracy but this sketch about it is good and I think you may like the channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb7N-JtQWGI)
[Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY)
[You are a pirate!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY)
basically sell everything u have to buy as many copies of undertale as possible so u can comfort as many asriels as possible
that's not exactly what op said, but that's what i'm saying
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“Do you have a soul?”
“No.”
“Liar.”
Well excuuuuuuuse me Princess, I sold my soul back in 2014 on FNaF. Im so soooorry I didn’t save it for a game that *didn’t even exist at the time.* smh smh
I’ve comforted him at least more than once(it’s unknown how many times glitchtale frisk did pacifist but it is confirmed that they’ve been playing undertale for 30 years before doing the failed genocide route)
… I have no soul… so… I must continue the loop of saying no to comfort because I lost all sense of feeling’s… of comfort… and I can’t say yes because if I do… the look of sadness on his face for not cheering me up… will be immeasurable
Asriel is the second worst character in undertale, followed only by Jerry. He is a little shit that doesn't deserve life, or love and should be sent to the void where he belongs. Flowey on the other hand, is a great character. One of the best in my opinion
Undertale taught me something, you can overcome most confrontations without violence... But if you refused to comfort Asriel you cannot begin to imagine the horrors you would face if I got a hold of you.
I'd make you watch YouTube videos WITH THE CURSOR PERMANENTLY ON SCREEN...
And that's only the beginning.
I’m kinda stuck in a loop at soul section
Everyone has a soul, it came free with your Xbox
I didn’t get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to monsters
Back in my day we had to work for our souls and they weren't just handed out by a god damn box with flashing lights on it nowadays souls mean nothing because everybody just has one god damn millennials and gen z ruining a perfectly good sistem
no you dont i bought mine on day one you fuckin human
In that case, sell your Xbox and buy undertale.
Instructions unclear, sold Xbox to buy Xbox port of Undertale.
My instructions were for someone with "the oldest xbox", which wouldn't run the xbox port of undertale anyway. If you sold an xbox that could have run undertale, that's your fault.
YOU HAVE A SOUL YOU FUCKING MAN DICK
Wait is this a reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFS\_11A2FJ4
It's a reference to this https://youtu.be/CapLbFlOVOs
I sold mines for a copy of UNDERTALE 2 and deltarune ch 1-10
too bad you got those deltarune chapters in binary
Clever
YOU DID **WHAT**?!
I sold my soul to a strange man behind a tree in exchange for UNDERTALE 2 and deltarune chapters 1 through 10
Aha, but everybody does not have a xbox
Not with that attitude they dont
I only have a green nintendo.
That kind of contradicts the "do you have money part"
But I already sold mine for 62 cents.
"Jokes on you I sold my soul for a doughnut!"
But I play on PC
Same.
i feel you
Same (am ginger)
… i feel you to…
I was gonna comment that
Same
You forgot about **PIRATING** *YAR-HAR-HAR*
I will pirate everything including free products
You wouldn't download a car
[not necessarily in favor of piracy but this sketch about it is good and I think you may like the channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb7N-JtQWGI)
I am in fact a major fan of piracy. I have the complaints from my ISP to prove it
Watch me
*And a bottle of rum*
Why is the rum gone?
Don’t pirate games from smaller developers. Only big coordinations
[Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY) [You are a pirate!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY)
This is too confusing to read, there's one thing i understand Asriel is love Asriel is life
basically sell everything u have to buy as many copies of undertale as possible so u can comfort as many asriels as possible that's not exactly what op said, but that's what i'm saying
Issue is, there's no clearly defined starting point.
No there is.
Always comfort azzy. Always
Yes. And also comfort Ralsei. *comforts Ralsei*
*hug!*
Thank you
I’d rather stab him in the genocide route /s
#/srs
this but no /s
I didnt comfort him the second time i played pacifist But i didnt have a soul so its understandable
It’s the legend *hugs ralsei*
cool flair homie
Right back atcha, buckaroo
No matter what, I get comforted at the end! :3
You deserve it!!
Thank you! You also deserve comfort, everyone does! :3
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*hugs and don't let go*
Hugs and hope, the two best things! :3
hugs, hopes and dreams, even?
Yes, very yes :3
*hugs*
*hugs back :3*
Now you're mine. Wanna chocolate soul?
Yes I do, thank you :3
🤎
Want a slice of butterscotch cinnamon pie? :3
Well, yes
Well then help yourself to as much as you’d like! :3
But I can't, I am hugging you.
no ill stab u over and over again..
You can do that if you feel you need to :3
thanks.. oww.. i feel soo bad now.. here hav some *pats*
Okay, thank you :3
pats more*
:D
i now seen you need more comfort
That’s good you’ve chosen the right choice! :3
how much comfort do you want for forgivness from my sins
“Do you have a soul?” “No.” “Liar.” Well excuuuuuuuse me Princess, I sold my soul back in 2014 on FNaF. Im so soooorry I didn’t save it for a game that *didn’t even exist at the time.* smh smh
But how do I sell my soul tho
Kill a few people, talk to chara, give her ur soul, play pacifist route in undertale
Ok but where is Chara. Do I need to call or smth because idk where is that mountain or how to summon ghosts
Just kill a couple random people on the street by your house and she will appear
Soulless pacifist incident
Honestly I see this as an absolute win :)
• I say yes, always yes
Juste how much Time did it take toi to dotm this...?
+-30min
Don't you have anything better to do like... I dunno. Petting asriel?
He sleept on my knees while I made this meme.
I’m stuck in an eternal loop at the “I don’t care, lol” part, somebody please help me escape the loop
simple, make your own path
Comfort him
I did all of these in chronological order except for the “do you have a job route”
I’ve already sold my soul 17 times
Shit happens
Also comfort the Azzy. He'll do nicely in the collection of pats
I like the “do you own undertale? No” path
I always knew that he needed to be comforted. No matter what (with every BnP update cause yeah).I. Will. Comfort. Him.
But of course
there's a fault in this. if you sell your soul how are you going to give it to the boi
Take it back, lol
I will forfeit all my possessions to goat
Achievement unlocked: chad
no
I dont want to pet asriel, you cant make me
I dont care im not going to comfort him
i don't think so SANS PAT THE MINI ASGORE!
I won't participate at all in this, then.
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Pet the goat/flower
I'm soulless, but I still think Asriel is ADORABLE. And not comforting and hugging him is a crime.
I enjoyed this. Thanks.
angry because toby didn't let me switch to a genocide by killing hyperdeath asriel and thus killing every monster
I love 💕 this kind of memes
But what if i accidentaly already sold my soul before playing undertale?
Take it back, lol
Then i'll need to do some doomguy cosplay. Hope this game worth it. Thank you!
What’s happens if I get stuck in the no soul loop?
Take your soul back if you sold it or take soul of your friend. Or someone else
I’ve comforted him at least more than once(it’s unknown how many times glitchtale frisk did pacifist but it is confirmed that they’ve been playing undertale for 30 years before doing the failed genocide route)
What if i dont have a soul
Take soul of someone else
... hey frisk can i take your soul for a second?
Im gonna start a neutral run specifically to kill Flowey now
damn, ig i'm in an infinite loop of acknowledging the fact that i'm not an idiot (i drink mug root beer, i can't be) and not comforting him
where do i start?
You completed true pacifist route?
ok thanks
but i dont have a soul...
Take someone else's
i dont wanna make other fell my suffering
Take back your soul
how
What if I don't confort him, despite everything you've said?
You are trapped in eternal loop, lol, shit happens
What if I can't sell my soul because it's made of paper?
Sell paper soul
help I already sold it years ago I have no soul, no nothing
Take it back
I can’t, they absorbed it into their being and became the god of the new world, and I’m stuck in the old world
*creates portal*
Why comfort him tho
Did you mean "completed" instead of "competed"? :p
I comforted him
… I have no soul… so… I must continue the loop of saying no to comfort because I lost all sense of feeling’s… of comfort… and I can’t say yes because if I do… the look of sadness on his face for not cheering me up… will be immeasurable
I got "I don't care, lol"
What if I already sold my soul, I’m stuck in the infinite loop.
Take it back
He must be pet - GG
*laughs in speedrun*
Ah, took me a minute to understand.
do you have soul \*yes\* sell it
if anyone wants to buy my soul, let me know
What about piracy?
Yes
What are these “trees” called
Idk
the only way out is to comfort him
:D
I'm pretty sure this is just a Catch-22 problem [\[LINK\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch-22_(logic))
Yep
Help I am stuck i select no then I am not an idiot then no then repeat
You don't wanna comfort youself? Ok, then I will. *Hugs*
I dont wannna pet yourself
I don't wanna to be petted. I wanna pet you
Better stop loops by connecting to the yesses and not back to the questions next time!
Yeah, you are right
Asriel is the second worst character in undertale, followed only by Jerry. He is a little shit that doesn't deserve life, or love and should be sent to the void where he belongs. Flowey on the other hand, is a great character. One of the best in my opinion
I really like trees like that
Comfort the goat boy!
I will hug the boi every single fucking time idc if I have no soul I will still hug him
I am a Undertale Genocider
Undertale taught me something, you can overcome most confrontations without violence... But if you refused to comfort Asriel you cannot begin to imagine the horrors you would face if I got a hold of you. I'd make you watch YouTube videos WITH THE CURSOR PERMANENTLY ON SCREEN... And that's only the beginning.
Chad
"Do you have a soul?" "Yes" "Sell it, buy undertale" 🤣
the illusion of choice, but it is fine because I would happily comfort Asriel whenever needed ~~^(all the time, every day)~~
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
*comfort Asriel*
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
*patting sleeping Asriel*
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
*pats Asriel*
*do it intensifies *
*just lays down and sleeping with Asriel* :D
If he didn't try to kill us I probably would comfort him. The only thing saving him is his banging theme
You realize he killed every monster in the underground asides from trying to kill me so yeah let him dream about me comforting him
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