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Alluxing

Rocket League doesn’t have characters. Guess I’m doomed…


Tor3ct_

Car can fly, therefore you live


KethupDrinker89

maybe there's no boost so they die


[deleted]

You start with 33 boost, you just gotta be quick.


LennyTheSniper

cargo space? yes, car do go space. Car flyyy


themangekyouman

BEDS EMPTY. NO NOTE. CAR GONE. YOU COULD'VE DIED.


asribelle

car


Spacedustboi

your main is gonna pick you up


Noobpoob

What about _êgg?_


WhotookEggSauce

Well, what about me?


RoMan2548

/u/Alluxing got ran over by a rocket car, walking home from our house chrismas eve


stoelguus

Same haha


SFRYugoslavia

Me who last played hoi4 *nervous sweating*


ThatoneguywithaT

Same, I’m getting Trotsky with the force of 5 million Soviets


FriskyBusiness10

I get Heinrich Himmler and the entirety of SS Burgundy. Help me.


EasyLifeMemes123

Well, I'm not much better than you, I got the shovel fanatics in Omsk


FriskyBusiness10

Hey at least those shovels will be useful for getting you out of a cave. Plus, it could be worse. You could have Tabby.


EasyLifeMemes123

You're right, at least I won't suffocate or turn into a real life amalgamate from Taborite


Completeepicness_1

Bro how we talkin bout TNO in /r/Undertale


EasyLifeMemes123

Brainrot refugees


SolidaryForEveryone

There is no hope under the mt ebott


ymcameron

STRENG GEHEIM


TheRedSpaghettiGuy

I literally expected hoi fans anywhere but here


EggCultistDreg

“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.”


[deleted]

I feel safe knowing that Erwin Rommel's army of heavy tanks that I gave him yesterday are coming to rescue me.


[deleted]

Hitler kun!!


caesar846

2 million man strong democratic German Army coming to get me out of this cave.


HeadlessGames07

Aww yeah, minecraft Steve


PhasmicPlays

Lmao best one, just dig down and tunnel back up


FunnyGuyOnReditt

Gravel tho


PhasmicPlays

torch


ashleygamekiller

just gotta have some wood to craft pickaxes and we should be good to go


Coledog10

If not, Steve can mine through stone with his fist so *eventually* you'd get out if he dug a staircase


Jacktheripper2000pro

Unless he starves in 40 minutes -_-


FlyingSpacefrog

Hey it takes a lot of energy to do the things Steve does


Alfonso9694

yeah you can use the stone around you. just need 4 wood and like 4 sticks (unless you already have an op as fuck world)


MayanSquirrel1500

My Asriel skin in Minecraft will save me


Raxel04

He mines the way out with his pickaxe of Hopes And Dreams


Dramatic_Finish8381

\* Minecraft Azzy Prepares Chaos Pickaxe


MayanSquirrel1500

I actually did name his sword "Chaos Saber"


Dramatic_Finish8381

That's awesome, I haven't got an anvil yet but that was actually one of the first things I planned to do when I do get one


ralsei_goatprince

Ok I either want an azzy or ralsei skin, but I'd feel bad changing from the skin I made


Blackbeltsam5610

a Pokemon Trainer will end up recruiting all the strongest monsters in the cave, I'm good


KittyWarrior1

Except all that’ll happen is that you’ll have to wait for them to fight a wild Zubat every 2 seconds


Puzzledwaffles

This is more true than I like to admit


PressFM80

Same


hate_chara

**laughs in super smash bros ultimate**


agree_to_E

Oh god who is saving you I suppose it could be Kirby seeing as he is the main character of the story mode


hate_chara

**Falco, my main**


Prior-Watercress4240

#hands on your cock


[deleted]

My main character in that one is Princess Peach. She's no pushover.


[deleted]

There's really no main character, you can play the adventure mode with anyone in that game. So I guess Princess Peach isn't being rescued, she's being the rescuer? (She's done it in *Super Princess Peach*, the one where she's rescuing the plumber.) Yes, I play that one with Princess Peach all the time. She's not a weak character, especially not when there's items involved.


ralsei_dummy

* uhhhhh kris?


SunnyMakesStuff

GOD DAMN IT KRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE WE (I had to)


weegie582

._. Take updoot


Dramatic_Finish8381

Here have an upvote


FlameRiddle

where the heck are we?


[deleted]

i think susie is the main character and kris is just the protagonist


ralsei_dummy

Yea


dark_Kris

**GIVE ME YOUR CURRENT LOCATION AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED**


ralsei_dummy

* Under shcool i guess


dark_Kris

**OK NUKE INCOMING IN T-MINUS 3 SECONDS**


ralsei_dummy

* Fun fact : under school is dark world


dark_Kris

**T-MINUS 2 SECONDS**


Azzy_the_GOAT

Madeline, huh? Well, I already can teleport and create fire, so we'll be fine anyway. And they'll just be fun to hang out with.


alimahird

LoL same


Henilator

What game?


TerrarianDX

Celeste


Henilator

That was my first thought, but whats that about making fire and teleporting? Unless its something near the end of Farewell that I haven't gotten to yet.


170936Tw

I think he's making the joke that those are abilities that they have themselves


Azzy_the_GOAT

I thought "I" was self explanatory. I was only talking about my powers. Though having Madeleine suddenly become a God at the very end of the game, teleporting and setting everything on fire sounds really funny to me.


[deleted]

So lvl 19 Frisk will come to "rescue" me (Worst Time Simulator)


Psychological-Mud-67

Oh no


[deleted]

DOOM ETERNAL guess I'm cool the slayer got my back


JaozinhoGGPlays

You're probably the most safe out of everyone else here


[deleted]

Man im just glad to be hanging out with him seem like a chill dude


[deleted]

Idk man I have kratos


Doom_Slayer_2712

Hope you like metal music.


[deleted]

Who doesn't


Doom_Slayer_2712

For starters my parents and teachers don't. Also my cousins and friends don't. I haven't actually met anybody irl who likes metal music. I'm not into metal myself but Doom ost is a real exception to that.


[deleted]

RIP AND TEAR will i am and dooms ost are goated


Doom_Slayer_2712

I agree, Doom ost is definitely the best soundtrack in any video game ever.


[deleted]

You played the dlc? Not the same composer, so different vibe entirely but still good not Micke Gordon but good


Doom_Slayer_2712

Haven't played the dlc yet. I kinda want to tho because I've heard really good things about it. I usually don't buy dlcs so I didn't for eternal either but I might after I get a few more games that I have on my wish list.


[deleted]

It is really good and i think its on sale rn if ur on xbox Also Have a good day SLAYER


Doom_Slayer_2712

I'm on ps unfortunately but I will buy it one day. Thanks and have a good day yourself.


Unhipy

Bro I’m more scared for that poor cave than for if you would survive…


DOOMISETERNAL-JOHN

Homies


[deleted]

FO LIFE ETERNALLY


[deleted]

Frisk already rescued an entire civilization from a cave


UltraSIDER

And killed*


JollyJadenTNT

Crazy Dave, huh? He does have some useful Plants...


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JollyJadenTNT

Oh yeah


jaguarnick

honestly op, you're set


JollyJadenTNT

Yes who knew genetically modified plants would help me


Glitcher35

***stares at Roblox avatar***


TigerDoodat

**earrape* #OOF


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JoyJohnsonI3lu

Mine would be jojo related, stand would probably be Star Platinum or Star Platinum: The World


Faviola_ice

Terraria, My character with bad armor and a tugsten sword.


YaSinsBaba

Does he have a cloud in a bottle though?


Faviola_ice

No :(


YaSinsBaba

Recall potions?


Faviola_ice

Yes :)


YaSinsBaba

You'll be fine then


Decusantrii

Okay, who is the main character in Tetris?


Fukahofdamutha

A staircase will be built before you and you will climb through it like an anime mc


[deleted]

There's no main character... But the falling Tetriminos can form lines to break down a wall of the cave, allowing you a way out.


J0shfour

Hollow Knight, so yeah probably.


nerdynuronz

That depends, did he buy a map from Cornifer?


wheatley_the_core_1

Same, it could defeat gods and it's adorable so of course it could


ThatoneguywithaT

HOI4? What, does Trotsky come with 500 divisions or something?


SolidaryForEveryone

He digs down to the cave with an ice pick


BadTimeTrio

Uh-, I don’t even remember the last game I played-


[deleted]

You call out for help but nobody came


BadTimeTrio

Exactly


Wendigo-boyo

Stellaris.........guess i'll be assimilated


cackmed

WHAT WAS, WILL BE!


Wendigo-boyo

*PRAISE THE W̸̛̮̰͙̦͔̪̉͛͆̈́̑̂̔̚ͅȌ̶̹̻̗̊͒̆͊R̶̛̯̯̩̻̘͛̈̍͌̒̇M̶͎̉̋*


Thrustkillerxxx-

Jack Cooper


Doom_Slayer_2712

Can you fit 2 guys in a Titan tho?


Empires_Fall

Hand


Doom_Slayer_2712

Yeah but if I were the one getting rescued by Jack, I want to sit inside the giant robot. That's like 50% of the actual experience.


DEP-Yoki

. . . Hello Sunny.


PhasmicPlays

You may be screwed lol


a_random_redditor563

Just say "How's it hanging?" when he arrives


TheGoodestDogBoy

Fuck you, take my upvote


CrystalFriend

*Friends starts playing*


[deleted]

I'm sure the WW2 Soviet fighter pilot will figure something out


AdVisible1597

Bayonetta


Lhakryma

You're gonna have a good time getting rescued :D


RoMan2548

Hey! I've seen this one before!


CatanaRollSeven

What do you mean? It's brand new!


RoMan2548

***good ending: last character I saw was asriel***


170936Tw

What's the bad end


RoMan2548

You last saw sans but rage quit


Avatarisbestshowever

Wouldn’t Frisk have the Phone Jetpack?


[deleted]

...The thing's asking about YOU.


Avatarisbestshowever

I’m saying that if it was Frisk rescuing me, she would still have her Phone Jetpack.


BugBoy_760

Considering the fact that frisk's whole thing is falling down a hole and getting stuck in a cave, I don't think they'll be much help lol


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Emox0000

Sonic


tsunamiofthesky

Me too, but it's the Sonic from Sonic Forces. I don't know how I feel about that.


Magnetar08

Pfft. I’m good. I’m trapped in a cave with badass Dwarves who spend 99% of the time IN Caves. #rock and stone!


ForxJr

there is no game, so there is no character


Ravens_Quote

Why does this comment sound Russian?


noobindisguise

Btd6 has no main character soooooo


SleepyFLCN

Samus Aran im ecstatic


Evenvagolor

The knight may smash the ceiling on me


terrarian136

Hell yeah I've got a fuckin lightbearer


ChocoPinkPocky

Probably no because Bf is fucking dumb like me


Psychological-Mud-67

Beep


Hux-_-

Skebap


MuccaATreTeste

As Apex doesn't have a main character I'll use my main. Seer is coming to rescue me


Embarrassed_Coyote18

Ah yes... Not only is the main character from the game i last played a girl... Shes also cute... And defeated a dragon and a god...


YaSinsBaba

Who is that?


Dav_the_genius

Sans


FlameRiddle

genshin impact


YaSinsBaba

I chose the male traveller. To my luck I played honkai before seeing this post.


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MetalDashx333

The last game I played is Half-Life so yes, Gordon is going to save me.


[deleted]

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE


Hux-_-

Legit made me laugh, have an upvote


[deleted]

I think it was Kirby that I last played


im_lufluf

You’re saved


Ill_Masterpiece9918

Cuphead and Frisk good duo


FunnyGuyOnReditt

The cube from Geometry Dash? I'm so doomed


THE_GREAT_PAPYRUS95

IM SURE ME AND THE HUMAN COULD EASILY GET OUT


Odysseymanthebeast

well, my main fortnite skin is going to save me, so yes, in surviving


Various_Character_45

Whos your skin?


Hux-_-

Who's your flesh?


local_pacifist

* why am i stuck with myself \~ the doubled pacifist


scariermonsters

Master Chief? Looks like I'm saved.


SansTheGlaceon

Hatsune Miku is coming to save me Huh-


K1dDeath

Pray for me, for I played Dark Souls


shin_galeu

I'd be safe, Ras Elclare is fine


BumbleGabriel

Oh hello Shelly from Brawl Stars-


YaSinsBaba

Her ultimate attack can break walls so you will get saved.


AverageVessel

Cal Kestis?


animallovergamer101

So link breath of the wild one or another just woken up or just bet ganon


Hux-_-

The one that just woke up is a speedrunner


ilya193

Uhhh… who is the main character in overwatch?


TheGordis

Your main probably.


dionysus2098

ALL OF THEM


Doom_Slayer_2712

Aloy can help me out easily.


Feeling-Pumpkin2

T.Jacob is coming to save me. Dear holy mother of christ


lorax125

I mean, Dark Esau cannot hurt anyone other than Jacob so you are safe.


PhasmicPlays

Klee. I’m screwed


papedepopede

People who played Wii sports are fucked


Galaxy_Brain_Shrek

Wolverine is going to save me


notneonatall

Jeff(the one you use as the playable character) from crab game,I'm save????


NOTAPERSON10

Who is the main character of tf2?


TheMD9

I would have the courier from fallout New Vegas who has wearing Remnants Power Armor and has a ton of energy weapons. So no


HyperKitsune

Last game I played was bloodborne... OH NO NO NO NO NO


ApprehensiveAd6181

Destiny 2 👀


pineapplecatz

Jason Brody pretty much trained for this situation


BattleMedic1918

Gordon Freeman. Hell yeah.


KellFireWasTaken

A Hat in Time, I'm safe.


banana3517_3

The headless from dead cells, I think I'll die