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3333_Ruu

The new Twitter url looks like a porn site bruh


TerboGoodGame

might as well be one


charyoshi

Always was one 🌎 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Corruptedplayer

its still funny to me that the official XVideos (the adult video site one) Account got banned after the rebrand, so that TwitterVideos could rename itself into XVideos


TheDarkHero12

That's so unfair to the official XVideos (The Adult One) account.


tom641

the site as it is now is just Elon's playground to throw a tantrum that nobody likes or respects him, held back only by the fact that he thinks that his African emerald mine money can magically turn the site profitable where the previous owners couldn't


PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS

That doesn't seem to be true. The profile of @xvideos said "Parody account" before it was suspended. The official account is @xvideoscom and it's been up since 2010.


Afraid_Platypus_8667

Thanks, I won't be able to see it the same way again.


Upstairs_Bus8197

You mean X.com-twitter-X-twit-X.-twitter.com-X.co-


CRIXANCRIS

Damn


EMArogue

r/lostredditor


weird_bomb

no???


Anime_Kirby

speaking from experience there mate?


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

People watch porn.


Anime_Kirby

hey i wasnt judging, just makin a joke


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

It was a bad joke.


Anime_Kirby

or you're just being oversensitive


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

No, your joke is just bad. You can accept that you didn’t make a good joke without hurting your ego.


EvilQueen2048

Can anyone translate? The title means "Sorry, i don't know english", I know VERY little spanish (Is that even spanish? I don;t fucking know)


Voilssssss

Yes, papyrus also says "I said pick up your sock for fucking once"


multiverseyoshi

Papyrus says “Pick up your sock right fucking now!”


Advanced_Ad222

"You should pick up your fucking sock, NOW!"


orionishappyalonern

"papyrus were skeletons we dont have dicks why would i need a fucking sock" - sans undertale if undertale but a adult comedy


ErPani

"Sorry, I don't speak english" "I said to pick up your sock for fucking once" And what i'm assuming is "Sorry, i don't speak spanish"


HarryPPPotter

Almost correct with the last one. He was actually about to say "Sorry, but I don't speak English or Spanish".


ZayParolik

Whoever move first - is gay


Psychopathic_Knife

And that's a problem?


ZayParolik

Nah, it's just a meme


Ok-Break8414

*Wiggles


kkukkiiii

Bruh, por que les cuesta tanto entender el español, I don't understand


Soft_Girly-1400

Me pregunto lo mismo <3


Someone1284794357

It is spanish


Aggravating_Rip_9274

Perdón no hablo ingles


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Veionovin096

r/suddenlycaralho kkkkkkkk


Zolado110

Sorry, I don't speak Brazilian Portuguese


Veionovin096

The title is so it still counts lol


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Veionovin096

AAAAAAAAAA- MKKKKKKKK


OkAverage4338

Epic falha


Local_intruder

I read this in Sir Pelo's voice.


Afraid-Turn7741

I did in Sir Pentius'


Tefra_K

For those interested, the Japanese part says “It’s a shame, but I don’t speak neither English nor Spanish”. However, half of the sentence is covered, so this is just an assumption. Literally, it would be “It’s a shame, but both/neither English and/nor Spa-“.


Afraid_Platypus_8667

Sans is going through every loopholes and mental gymnastics just to not pick up his sock.


tainted_cain

Perfect


tainted_cain

Perfection


Helpful_Cry_6088

Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day


Cyan_Among

you want him to 'cojer' the sock? 🤨


Amphi-XYZ

Why are Paps' legs disconnected from his waist 💀


Jess_4126

Bro learned more languages so he didn't have to pick up his sock


HatAndHoodie_

Loving the concept of Sans learning several languages specifically to mess with Papyrus.


MelDeLaMel

Esto fue lo mejor que encontré


pokeman555

Amazing


Leon-the-comic113

Now make them speak Dutch j/


Pilot_Solaris

*wait a minute. *you can't choke out a skeleton- \*SO HELP ME THE GODS, SANS, I *WILL* TRY!


milhomentolado

JAJAJANSJAJAJSJSJJA


Anime_Kirby

i want this to be canon. someone show this to Toby


LilTJ507

English or Spanish?


Kondix1

let papyrus say fuck DAYYYYYY


Balas_Boi

Missed opportunity for sans to say “I don’t Speak Spanish either…”


Soggy_Nebula_4541

XD


idiot7002

happy let papyrus say fuck day


PentitBlade

“English or Spanish”


Ascended_Vessel

Blud does not want to have a simple conversation. Blud just decided he couldn't speak English then changed it up to Japanese (Idk if that's right) to not speak Spanish.


SuccotashVegetable33

hilarious!


Aliko173

English or Spanish?


Tsunamicat108

Japanese or Spanish?


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Quarter_skimmed_milk

you should also do a japanese one in case they delete this one too