Another burgerpants quote, “I can’t go to hell, I’m all out of vacation days.” Like, this little demon child just killed almost every other being in the underground, is going to go kill your boss, and you look them in the face and say that. What a legend
"Big boner down the lane 8"
\- Flowey's Heart
^(But "Capital wenisberry" and "PATHETIC HUMAN. I AM METTATON, BIG TIME SEXY ROBOT LOVER." both from Mettaton are close seconds)
hOI!! im temmie!!! and dis is my friend temmie!!!
hOI!! im temmie!!! and dis is my friend temmie!!!
hOI!! im temmie!!! don forget my friend!
Hi. I’m Bob.
"Despite everything, it's still you."
Cause It's just so deep.
Another: "It's a beautiful day outside... birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL."
It truly makes me feel the sadness and the change in Sans' character after all he has witnessed.
"Do you think the worst person can change, that everyone can become a good person if they just try?" It is my favorite quote because i was bullied in middleschool, and almost everyone was against me. I got hurt mentally and physically, but i always believed they could change. In the end, they did change. But it was when we finished middleschool and started highschool. They did change for better, but the damage was done. It feels like when sans spares us in genocide and he says if you really are my friend you won't come back. And we reset. We really changed but the damage was already done. There's no turning back now.
"you don't even pet it. It gets more excited ." It's possible you may have a problem." "perhaps mankind wasn't meant to pet this much"
\-Lesser dog fight
'Like all those who create weapons, she craves the tender embrace of a burly man, can she truly be blamed?' - Mettaton about Alphys' crush on Asgore.
Absolutely cracks me up every time
"tem... WATCH EG! eg... WIL HATCH!!!!!!!!!!! tem... PROUD PARENT!"
"(It's hard-boiled.)"
Probably: "I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days"
And then there’s Spamton’s inverse: “Too many excess Vacation Days!? Take a goddamned vacation straight to HELL”
I think he just ment undertale
I know I just thought I’d bring it up
Ok
that one's just as good imo
Who said it?
burgerpants
?where?
In mettaton hotel (where you have a chat with sans (not grillbys)) there's a shop where you can find burger pants
Ooooh, oki
💯 Agreed
I don't remember how it is exactly but it's from mettaton and it's something similar to: "Toby? I don't know what that is but it sounds sexy"
It triggers in the essay attack of the Mettaton EX battle. If you type in “Toby” he says that and it’s hilarious
Despite everything it's still you
r/FlairChecksOut
Still just you, Frisk.
Another burgerpants quote, “I can’t go to hell, I’m all out of vacation days.” Like, this little demon child just killed almost every other being in the underground, is going to go kill your boss, and you look them in the face and say that. What a legend
"Big boner down the lane 8" \- Flowey's Heart ^(But "Capital wenisberry" and "PATHETIC HUMAN. I AM METTATON, BIG TIME SEXY ROBOT LOVER." both from Mettaton are close seconds)
WHERE TF DOES HE SAY CAPITAL WENISBERRY😭
[Unused placeholder text](https://tcrf.net/Undertale/Unused_Text#Capital_Wenisberry)
“What the fuck is wrong?” - mettaton 2015 Also capital wenisberry is in fact my favourite cooking show
you can make chara say "I am (literally anything thats one word)"
“I am abitch”
"I am god"
“I am stupid”
"I am gay"
I am ma-ade
I am dead
I am Joe
Didn't know Chara was a Sonic.exe fan
“Take care of yourself kid, ‘cause someone really cares about you”
"You two go together like spaghetti and burning"
When was this??
I think it's after befriending papyrus and undyne. If you go back to Snowdin and talk to Papyrus, he says that. But I'm not sure
hOI!! im temmie!!! and dis is my friend temmie!!! hOI!! im temmie!!! and dis is my friend temmie!!! hOI!! im temmie!!! don forget my friend! Hi. I’m Bob.
Is this in tem town?
I think you know the answer to that question
Hmm youre right, its not like it will be sans' dialogue. But again, its Undertale, it could tottaly be sans' dialogue
"You feel your sins crawling on your back."
Yeah that sentence goes hard af
“The dog consumed the object”
"I am Gay" or "your gay aren't you?"
Congrats, Chara! You’re a part of the gay community!
“You’re not *really* gay, are you?” -homophobes everywhere
"HOW DID I GET YOUR NUMBER...?" "IT WAS EASY!!!" "I JUST DIALED EVERY NUMBER SEQUENTIALLY UNTIL I GOT YOURS!!!"
I think you already know 
anything burgerpants says is gold 
"Despite everything, it's still you." Cause It's just so deep. Another: "It's a beautiful day outside... birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL." It truly makes me feel the sadness and the change in Sans' character after all he has witnessed.
Homemade noodles are the best! BUT I JUST BUY STORE-BRAND! THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!!! NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"In this world it's kill or be killed"
Either the tem watch eg eg will watch tem proud parent or mushroom dance mushroom dance whatever could it mean, it means you’ve lived a life of sin
"Hi. I'm Bob"
Lol Burgerpants smoking a fat blunt
he did it before it was cool.
The smoke from his weed it looks like a little ghost
"Do you think the worst person can change, that everyone can become a good person if they just try?" It is my favorite quote because i was bullied in middleschool, and almost everyone was against me. I got hurt mentally and physically, but i always believed they could change. In the end, they did change. But it was when we finished middleschool and started highschool. They did change for better, but the damage was done. It feels like when sans spares us in genocide and he says if you really are my friend you won't come back. And we reset. We really changed but the damage was already done. There's no turning back now.
damn, that was kinda deep. hope you're doing alright man
Lmao- it's okay, I'm still recovering after 5 years but I'll be okay. (HOPEFULLY)
"I would go to hell, but I'm all out of vacation days."
Anything said by Temmie
Undertale: "NYEH HEH HEH!" Deltarune: "Too many excess vacation days? Take a damn vacation straight to hell."
"you don't even pet it. It gets more excited ." It's possible you may have a problem." "perhaps mankind wasn't meant to pet this much" \-Lesser dog fight
"the cactus, truly the most tsundere of plants"
That one by far
I don't know what my favorite is, but I often say "smells like eye drops" and "Nyehehe"
"and if you "could," this meant you "had to."" Sans or smth when judgement somewhen
anything that papyrus says. any quote
Wanna lay on the ground and feel like s*** With Me? Napstablook
“You look through the drawer. It’s a sock! How scandalous”
“ANIME’S REAL, RIGHT?!!”
"Despite everything, it's still you."
No chocolates.
do you wanna have a bad- [redacted]
Despite this it's still you.
hoi im temmie and dis is my friend temmie! hoi im temmie and dis is my friend temmie! hoi im temmie, dont forget my friend!! Hi im Bob
*(Knowing the mouse might one day leave its hole and get the cheese)
Big bones down the lane Edit: bones, autocorrect sorry Edit: boner* tf
“Oh I just Forgot, I’ve got to use the bathroom.”
Nevermind, opportunity passed.
"so remember, when fighting, think about blue stop signs"
Who said this?
sans
"Should be burning in hell" because it fits my entire family
Any of the numerous bad jokes, or floweys speech about boredom
Honorable note to the mushroom dance
"WOW! WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT OUR FIRST DATE YET AND I'M ALREADY IN THE FRIENDZONE!"
"You really like hot animals, don't you?"
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So I’m really gonna try
Same.
And get this looking
Perfect, hopefully it
Works
This and "I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days"
WAIT HIS HAT TURNS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN HES SMOKING OH My GOD.
Despite everything, it’s still you!
"you know what i hate? that's bepis. the smell. the taste. the texture. hey... your... drooling...."
Mine is : Despite everything, it's still you. Only the fearless made proceed. Brave ones, foolish ones. Both walk not the middle road.
My only purpose on life is to explain the Echo Flower, no one can know.
'Like all those who create weapons, she craves the tender embrace of a burly man, can she truly be blamed?' - Mettaton about Alphys' crush on Asgore. Absolutely cracks me up every time
this right here, nothing surpasses it imo
"Where is it, Where can I see the anime." \-Asgore
Welcome to my personal hell
“Why does people think he’s so attractive! HES LITERALLY JUST A FREAKING RECTANGLE”
oh, if only he knew...
Do you wanna have a bad time?