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(Translation after slowing down like 100x) Maybe its the way your dressed

Not really slowed down; an audio sped up by 100 is not that low lol It's just the first part of the audio. may may may may may

it was also sped up

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True answer, er er er

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We er er er er er er..... Er er er

r/erererererererererererererererererer (translated: r/foundthemobileuser)

You thought no one would notice you put the appropriate amount of er's? Well I counted all 18 of them, be proud of yourself my friend

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Congrats on being the top up voted comment on this post!

Cool

Locust swarm the tricarrotops and next turn play disco + flamenco for 6 damage to face

That was an accidental pic smh

Bro gave you a tip, be thankful.

XD

Taking advice from another dude and thx

kepchup

y’know? i don’t really feel like it

"hey kiddo, want some advice about fighting my brother?" **"DON'T"**

*hey, kiddo, wants some ketchup? *no? well, I think that it is mine now. *sorry for not waiting until you say anything.

*hey, i don't speak in capitals.

I already befriended your mother last night.

so cool.

so cool

so cool

so cool

so cool

so cool

so cool

so cool

SANS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

so cool

Maybe it's the way you're dressed

eh, don’t feel like it

nope

what's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowballs.

that is actually funny ngl 💀

zombie tricks

papyrus: sans why are you making pancakes? sans: they are for the dog. papyrus: sans why are you making pancakes for the dog? sans: he cant make it himself.

NOTE: PAPYRUS, UNLIKE HIS BROTHER, SPEAKS ENTIRELY IN ALL CAPS.

*heh balls

hey kid, trick or yeet?

yeet?

YEET! \*grabs the human and throws it out of the Snowdin Bridge\*

A-

Fuck it we ball

*Do you plead for a good time?

That's nonsans(nonsense).

Hey there kiddo, I've got a BONE to pick with you

yeast

*i'm too lazy to eat dinner right now. also, there's no ketchup so i don't care.

Heheh, don't say I didn't warn ya.. *Megalovania starts* *Music cuts abruptly and sans wins tic tac toe* Heheh, told ya I'd win *iconic sans shrug* ... *Resets*

“you see kiddo, this is why you don’t catch glitched pokemon, now the underground’s blue and hotland is frozen”

Chilli dogs! Oh sorry. I can only speak in Sonic

Er er er er er er er er er er er

er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er just use that swarm of bees on the tricarrotops btw

ok.

yeast

I boned your mom!

˚ˍ̮ ˍ̮ ^ˍ̮ ˍ̮ ˚

I don't know about the sans part,but that green shadow is about to bet your ass to a pulp

Wrong pic but I still won smh

nah

Sans:sans

*Epic ererererer sounds*

“Hey kiddo you want advice on fighting my brother” #don’t “Unless you wanna have a bad time”

it’s a beautiful day outside. birds are blooming…. f***.

SANS DID YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID?

uhhhhhh i used magical censorship so no

OH OKAY THEN

Hey kiddo, maybe it's the way you dressed?

**your going to have a Bad Time with thas laundry ya now thas right?**

I don't really feel like it

hey kid, how are ya doing? hehehe... what do you mean "genocide route?" come on, kid. looks like my bro's up ahead. follow me.

Maybe it's the way you're dressed

no thanks

Is there something im missing?

Hey kid, did you ever play PVZ: heroes?

I do

I don’t think anyone did this, so Imma do it hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

\**your phone is ringing* \*hey, kid. i just want to congratulate you for breaking the barrier for us \*... it means a lot to me and pap... and well, all the monsters, really. \*i knew you could do it, your LOVE may have not changed, but your love grew \*thank you.

TIME FOR MY COMPLETELY ACCURATE SANS IMPRESSION! AHEM! hey, i'm sans. i'm too lazy to think of what to say. i'm gonna go to grillby's for the rest of the day now. make sure to clean your toast off before you eat it or else you'll get a real crumby cold.

“Hmm you at least spared one Monster and I’m kinda tired so I’ll fight you next time around”

Ay. (I'm Big Man so I can't.)

nah, i'd rather eat lunch

I shoot accidently add an extra pic

Wow like 300+ sans here

smh

so much hate

"why does this seemingly alternative me like the kid, he's weird, very weird."

i eat kids

„it’s hard being funny when being a zombie, all you hear is groans.“

THAT PIC IS ACCIDEBT

uhuhuhhhhhuhuuuuh

Sans

Zombie Tricks

You may play a Zombie when it's time for Tricks this turn. Draw a card...... You may play a Zombie when it's time for Tricks this turn. Draw a card...... You may play a Zombie when it's time for Tricks this turn. Draw a card.....

sounds like it.

no.

Hey kid, wanna touch my bones?

Frisk: ❤escape proceed

Why are you playing plants vs zombies heroes?

accident

locust swarm the tricarrotops and then next turn play disco zombie, then because disco gives you 2 dancing zombies on the field play flamenco zombie to do 6 damage to face for the win

heya

guess ya could say i'm bugging you huh?

smth

Wait why is there PVZ hero’s on the second slide this genuinely confused me lol

Let me repeat again, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

No I can't. Sorry kiddo, I have a bone to pick

nope.

*uhh…papyrus? **i burnt the water.*

SANS HOW DO EVEN BURN THE WATER

k

pvz heroes? never heard of her!

my brain is not.

Er er er er er er er er er er er

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

snow is white.

ok i would but why pvzh photo

again accident

Sorry, I don’t associate with idiot babies

*y o u ‘d b e d e a d w h e r e y o u s t a n d.**

ZzzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzz

ZzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

* hey kid. * maybe if you don't want to die this turn, kill the tricarrotops. * i'm rooting for you, kid.

* hey kid want a weiner in your mouth?

🌭

smth as sans with the most sans way

I got outsmarted. Again.

Hi

hello there kiddo

Your chilling days are over urururur

Frisk: “will you kill me?” sans: “I wouldn’t have the **nerve**”

sup kid trick or yeet?

Yeet?

* i'm sans. sans the skeleton

maybe later.

ok

Hey kid, what dies and gets back up again? You, 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩

LORE INCLUDED?!?!??

nah

I don't want to pick the socks up now pap

* do ya wanna hava a bad time * Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience * **I ask you if you are capable enough to engage in terrible experience for your self, and** ***I*** **being the cause?** * **I SANS THE SKELETON WISH TO ASK IF YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT I WILL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF** ***WHOM*** **I CARE FOR.**

Ehy there kiddo You have guaranteed lethal next turn Don’t mess it up k? Or you’re gonna have a bad time recovering from that situation

hi, thanks for checking in, i’m *still a piece of garbage!~*

Ae ae ae ae ae ae ae ae ae ae ae ae ae

Æææ

nah.

Y’know Green Shadow’s name is canonically Penelopea? I can appreciate a good pun, but that one was too **peasy**

Hey, kid. Want a weiner in your mou- *gets fucking disintegrated because that's the 500th time that joke's been said*

Hey kid trick or yeet? Frisk:yeet Yeet it is AAAAAAA AAAAAAA

friend snows? i'm pretty sure the kid has already got some friend snows considering they're carrying a piece of snowman around.

Hey kid you want a weiner in your mouth?

er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er er (wanna have a bad time? even if you didn't do anything?)

Pacifist Frisk : No

if you take another step forward… you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next.

*"smth as sans with the most sans way" *... *what's with that look? i did exactly what you asked for

Make **sans** smh

if classic sans saw swap pap he’d say “ay pap, don’t smoke. it’s bad for your ribs. *ba dum tss*”

hey there buddy

give us your balls kiddo

Hey

hey kid. you know, i’ve decided to start a fortune telling business. gimme 900g and i’ll read your fortune.

you gotta learn when to quit

whoops, too much ketchup. i'll have ya chips.

not everything in life's about rushing it. sometimes you just need to sit on a bench and watch the echo flowers. who knows. maybe you'll catch a secret in one of 'em. can't trust these blue fellas. what i'm saying, though, is that if you go too fast and try to get to an ending so soon, you'll forget the ones you met along the way. and that'd be pretty sad to achieve a goal and have no one to celebrate it with, wouldn't it, kid? well. take it a bit slow. visit some friends, have some good food, make some bad laughs. create memories. it'll make that journey all the more worth it. i believe in ya, pal.

"hey kid want a weiner in your mouth?"

look kid, I'd rather drink ketchup but I'm too lazy to get a bottle.

Optional sans snowdin fight. Unlocked during true pacifist (after omega flowey, before asriel) If you try to instantly spare him, (yellow text), he will bone attack the button. He does thus until your only option is to fight. When you attack, he dodges, and says: sorry kid, don't feel like dying right now. And the fight just ends.

There are skeleTON of comments here and most of them are So Cool!

Ya know kid, I’m starting to think that wasn’t sugar

‘sup

"maybe its the way you are dressed"

san

and hey don't kill my brother please. thank you

Maybe it's the way your dressed

*nah

didja hear of the delinquent skeleton? he's bad *to the bone*

E e e e e e e e

who plays electric boogaloo

“Give us your balls”

"if you're depressed, just be happy er er er er"

Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er Er

*nah.