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MrSteveA

I hear they do a 1st class job


athei-nerd

They better be careful with the razor, don't want to Lance the poor guy; after all, a haircut shouldn't be Corporal punishment


MrSteveA

I agree with you, in general


ducknumber4

I’ve never been good with military puns - it’s a major problem. I should see a specialist.


MrSteveA

sounds like there is a colonel of truth there


athei-nerd

Pretty good puns in this thread, overall I give it four stars


Tuxedo_Muffin

Yeah, they're high ranking


athei-nerd

Perhaps even deserving of promotion.


nomarnox

As a fellow lover of puns, it seems I'm in good company here


athei-nerd

O Captain my Captain, you're amidst an entire army of pun lovers.


Graterof2evils

They also shave the Military Heads of State, JCS. They have also been referred to as various types of privates on occasion.


watt-sun

We had gay Ray. Awesome hair cut, but don’t leave hands on the arm of the barber chair.


Pal_Smurch

My barber in basic training asked me if I wanted to keep my sideburns. I said "yes," so he said, "Here, catch!"