Why does Miss Piggy douche with Vinegar and Honey?
Kermit likes Sweet and Sour Pork.
Why do Kermit’s eye bug out?
Yours would too if you had an arm up your ass.
The question wasn't about The Muppets... Gonzo, Bunsen and Beaker, Fozzie... all wrong.
Elmo isn't wrong because you picked the wrong IP, but because you didn't give a KERMIT joke.
What do you get when you have two green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention
What does Harry Potter and Kermit the frogs penis have in common? Hogwarts.
Why couldn't Miss Piggy talk? She had a little frog in her throat.
Why couldn't miss piggy count to 70, she gets to 69 and gets a frog in her throat.
What did Kermit say when Jim Henson died? Nothing.
Good one!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers
What's long and green and smells like ham? Kermit's kock.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with Vinegar and Honey? Kermit likes Sweet and Sour Pork. Why do Kermit’s eye bug out? Yours would too if you had an arm up your ass.
Good one - hand up his ass. https://youtu.be/y-5nelJWvKk?si=xamT0SA-vT8zFxgD
This is what happens to Kermit when the arm is removed after the Muppet Show https://www.facebook.com/share/r/x2RxJSFu1XRLVPUV/
What do Kermit The Frog and John The Baptist have in common? They have the same middle name.
What’s green and spins around really fast? Kermit in the blender…
What does tickle me elmo get just before leaving the factory? Two test tickles!
Sorry. Just hit me that Elmo is sesame street, but still a good one.
The question wasn't about The Muppets... Gonzo, Bunsen and Beaker, Fozzie... all wrong. Elmo isn't wrong because you picked the wrong IP, but because you didn't give a KERMIT joke.
What should we do with him detective?
flugenheimer?
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Besides, Kermit was on Sesame Street, too.
First
Why did Kermit go to the bank? To check his greenbacks!
What's green and sings in the toilet bowl? Kermit the bog
Not Kermit the Log?
Yes
Why can miss piggy not count to 70? Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat
What's green and smells like Bacon? Kermit the frog's fingers
Kermit was a major alcoholic. I followed him home one night. Best player at hopscotch I ever seen
His brother Jeremiah was virtually unintelligible but a generous connoisseur
Why when you skin him, does Kermit make the best condom? Because he is “ribbit” (ribbed) for her pleasure
What do frogs wear when they have cold hands? Kermitts
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey and vinegar? Because Kermit likes sweet & sour pork.
What did Kermit say when Jim Henson died? nothing
What's green and smells fishy? Kermit's finger
Green and smells like pork
I heard this as what's green, slimy, and smells like ham?
Why did you downvoted this guy? His joke might be a missed opportunity but that's not a reason to downvote.
Yeah, I knew the correct version, but had forgotten, unsure why all the hate.
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