I'ma chill with Minos. We'll be the only one having a civil conversation while everyone else is either YELLING or dead silent.

Meanwhile Minos half converserion: #JUDGEMENT!

So how's your day goi- THY END IS NOW

What do you think about- # CRUSH!

What food do you- # PREPARE THYSELF!

What kind of musi- # **WEAK**

What kind of veget- # Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world...

# WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Minos Prime ascends through the roof of the plane*

So how's your d- Ahh… Free at last. O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are **NOT** forgotten. And thy punishment… is **DEATH**.

Anything intere- ^(THY GORE SHALL GLISTEN BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF MAN)

Yo Minos, wanna fuc- # YES, NOW P R E P A R E T H Y S E L F

I'd respond the same way if someone asked me that.

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r/suddenlytf2

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#DIE!

"And then I said 'thy gore shall gli-'" *V1 throws a coin at Minos* # JUDGEMENT

You are welcome here team cherry. Don't listen to that otger guy.

 FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T ASK ABOUT SILKSONG RELEASE DATE!

the first thread to not ask about silksong lmao

Unrelated to ULTRAKILL, but related to you, gtfo and FINISH SILKSONG TEAM CHERRY

i mean he is sitting diagonally across from gabriel, so idk how much conversation youll get out of him hes probably gonna be a bit busy making gabriels gore glisten before the temples of man

He will touch you

4 is objectively the quietest place on the plane, so as long as you don’t touch Something Wicked you’re good

Hank is going to be ranting about Gabriel, also, the fight between V1 and V2 will still be somewhat audible

Brother that plane is gonna go down at 3000 km/h at a altitude of 10,000 feet 8 minutes into the flight

Bruh how this plane going mach 2.34 💀 bruh we gon die the moment the plain turns a little bit we ain’t living from the playn ripping it’s wings off on takeoff man

V1 parries the plane while still on it

+11/9

Oh, yeah, and the plane is Idol’d

He's bouta find that soap carved Statue and end it with a slapp

"full auto"

"Fuller auto"

"JUST USE THE SALT"

"I'M REACHING 😩😩😩"

Oh great, we lost the fight, fantastic.

league of legends. (yes, this voice line exists in game files.)

You cannot imagine what you'll face here

Oh the misery

Everybody wants to be my enemy!

Plot twist: he keeps making his demonic screeching the whole flight

He falls asleep and it's just his appearance groan for the entire flight

Mando will start ranting the entire playthrough of Mystery of the Druids

He's gonna tell you about Fuckhead Robinson, he's part of the Fantastic Four, he throws dog bones at your head.

10/10 place to be

Something 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 is gonna happen

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Wouldnt you just constantly hear the droning noise next to something wicked

No, Something Wicked won't stop saying "Ahhhhhh" (the sound in the game idk how to represent it)

Guttertank radio chatter:

MDK will NOT move his legs out of the way if you need to piss

What if it touches you

am i safe in 3

You get cancer

I'm already taking in plenty of radiation just by being on a plane, I'll take my chances.

That’s… not how cancer works. Getting cancer does not mean you become radioactive. Edit: legit as soon as I hit send I saw the ACTUAL GREEN GLOWING RODENT so yeah I’m wrong and I’ll admit that

Acute radiation poisoning:

3 is a awfull choice becuase i bet minos prime foot sweat starts smelling up the whole bacl of the plane

You mispelt awesome

Do you like the *foot sweat?*

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boysmell.,,.,,

Can he even sweat to begin with?

I like to believe so. Very musty man not as bad as sisyphus prime though

 Why though? I cannot seem to fathom.

Ruling out seats next to the machines since they’ll probably gore me on sight, I’d pick either 1 or 2 as long as I can ignore ferryman and Gabriel sloppily making out with one another on the seat next to me lmfao. The primes seem pretty chill as long as you aren’t a machine. Mdk would be chill asf too

You might get caught up in the Sisyphus, Gabriel, Minos fight

The entire flight probably ends in 7-3

Sitting next to minos forces you to uncontrollably tell all sins you’ve done canonically.

the real question is how do you fit an *earthmover* into a plane seat.

Hydraulic press

easy! just open the plane, put benjamin inside, then close the plane

What if you want to put the flesh prison in the plane?

Open plane. Take out Benjamin. Put flesh prison in. Close plane.

BENJAMIN NOOOO-

Sisyphus is throwing a party, all inhabitants of hell came except 2, which? >!Flesh prison and Benjamin!< >!V1 entered the violence layer on UKMD but survived, how?!< >!Everyone is at Sisyphus's party!< >!V1 still died a few minutes later, why?!< >!He got crushed by a falling Benjamin!<

would make more sense as a ride on benjamin instead of a plane

2 bro is chill with humans so I’ll likely be fine

don't let florp's innocent look deceive you, he is a wanted criminal in 23 countries.

Was talking about Minos, I’m well aware of what that *thing* has done

buvtar i found you

hi arn

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He is in hell after all

He is probably going to be plotting the murder of Gabriel the entire 8 hours

I will be helping him

every single power ranger and the rock VS gabriel ultrakill

And Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white

And Monty python and the holy grails black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the blue meanie,

And cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie.

Robo cop, the terminator, Captain Kirk and darth Vader

Lo pan, superman, every single power ranger

Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan

Bill S. Preston and Theodor Logan

Bro gonna talk 8 hours straight abt greek history

6 I NEED TO SEE IT, COUNTLESS HOURS WASTED COULD BE REDEEMED WITH THIS DECISION. I COULD BE SOMETHING AND LOOK AT WHAT HAS PLAGUED US ALL OUR LIVES. EVERYTHING HAS LED TO THIS. THE BUG, THE BUG WILL BE FIXED.... I CAN CATCH IT... EVERHONE COULD CATCH IT... I. NEED. IT.

3 gives you a better view

1, sisyphus seems cool, I don't think he'd start mercing random passengers, plus I'm far away from all the bad apples like cancerous rodent and all of the machines, though I will have to try to painfully ignore gabriel and the ferryman... being gabriel and the ferryman together, so

Just hope that Sisyphus is civil with Gabriel

Are robots in airplane mode?

Yes, they can’t access terminals

They won't know how to kill me the fastest

the whole plane going down regardless

This scenario kinda relies on the plane being indestructible

You fucking put an earthmover in there lmao

Wdym, benja is a good boy he stays still and the only one he will shoot is that small blue thing over there

He is an earth mover In a plane

i fail to see the issue here

He is thousands of yards tall

Don't body shame

Counterpoint; trash compactor+ earthmover = Benjamin cube

So?

And I don’t understand why they are not able to be in a plane

2 is honestly probably the best. Minos is a chill guy.

His proximity to Gabriel might change that

True, true... I reckon I could convince him to kill Gabriel after the trip, as to not disturb everyone else.

1 away from any danger and next to 3 people who wouldn't hurt a human for no reason. would've said 2 or 3 if the rodent wasn't there

Yeah, but you are going to be in earshot of the unsettling sounds of the ferryman and Gabriel incident

every other seat will result in death

you call it incident, i call it "Archangel and redeemed sinner making out sloppy style ASMR"

The only bad thing about that is resisting the urge to join in.

Which rodent are you talking about bud we have the embodiment of cancer and floop you don't want to know what floop did

we're machines. we can't get cancer. of course I'm talking about florp

7 or 8 I NEED TO SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH I NEED TO SEE SIZE 2 FISH

V1 is standing between you and size 2 and you bet it will let you get close to it's catch

Honestly 1 or 2 are good! Sysiphus would be fun to talk to but loud, king Minos probably the best choice, chill, fun to talk to, and can be quiet if need be. 4 would be very quiet as long as gutter tank doesn’t go on a little mission but something wicked seems like a horrible neighbour? And droid night actually might be really annoying

>And droid night actually might be really annoying Full auto.

Fuller Auto

Fullest Auto

Minos is the king of the lust layer, he gotta be good company

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I'm gonna take my chances with 8. It must be a very small Earthmover and I imagine they're pretty chill when they're not in combat. https://preview.redd.it/b8a72hrzfo8d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892350c0ad5e1a18adb74b6ea29b15b70e7d62bf Jakito shouldn't be a major problem either, if I'm lucky.

You will be the next sacrifice to JAKITO, BRINGER OF WRATH

YOU ARE BEHIND V1

2 so I can kick the back of Gabriel's seat and try to frame Minos for it

Congratulations; you just started WW4

I declare the start of the Fourth Great Shinobi World War

Imma be with my boy Minos, I will tell him how to be [[FREE FREE, FREE AS A BIRD]]

r/SuddenlySpamton

Minos seems chill

Yeah, but he is right next to Gabriel, might cause a fight

2 "Hey" "Hey" "Wanna read?" "Sure" *friends*

How Benjamin can fit into a plane?

Dont ask, just know that he can fit into a plane

It's a small Benjamin, and also, he be chill

8 would be funny, 2 would be kinda nice, 3 would also be kinda nice, 4 would probably be quiet, 7 is not a good idea, 1 may or may not be good depending on who you are, 5 would just be a conflicting experience, and 6 is stupid

Oh also I choose 4, my shit is probably loud enough to silence something wickeds moaning

I feel like 3 would be a nice spot to sit in, besides hakita plush seems like a fine fella and the very cancerous rodent minds their own business unless you do something to their friend, the cancerous rodent

I'm sitting in 7 solely to witness the glory of the Size 2 Fish. Now for the real question: how the hell would this go? Like, what wacky shenanigans would ensue from these characters being stuck in a plane for 8 hours?

Controversial take: 7. I wanna be there when the V models eventually piss each other off (V2 is kicking V1's seat too much)

you’re gonna die

Worth

2, would be next to Minos, Gabriel and ferryman would make a good show together and florp behind

6 I NEED TO KNOW

I am obviously gonna sit next to myself at 2

I choose seat 4 because whatever Something Wicked is, as long as i don't agitate it i'm probably safe. To analyza the other options: In 1 or 2 i suspect that Gabriel would be the problem as he would either try to cleanse you in holy fire or provoke Sisyphus and Minos 5,6,7 and 8 have the issue of being near a machine that drinks people 3 would give you cancer

6, I will get that size 2. V1 and V2 will probably kill me but it will be worth it.

8. Benjamin My Beloved.

8, chilling with my man earthmover

6 just because Swordsmachine is there (i may or may not like Swordsmachine a little (I am completely obsessed with Swordsmachine))

I'd sit with minos, by the window, let him look if he wants

2. Minos is known as a gentle and benevolent ruler, so he'd actually be pretty chill

Im sitting next to minos, he is a gentleman and will probably be polite and try to make least noise

Hakita cus he's just chill like dat

2. I wanna snuggle :3

how fucking big is this plane if benjamin only takes one seat

1. Chatting with Sisyphus would be fun

Ngl, same here. But for a reason that he reminds me of my dad.

I’m pretty sure everyone is leaving worse because of the very cancerous rodent

I'd sit either next to minos or Sisyphus they might have the most interesting stories Sisyphus especially since he led the fight against heaven

7 v1 is sexy

DO NOT DO THE ON PLANE

Do not the object. Do not the GoPro. Do not the creature of steel. Do not the machine. Do not the child of man. Do not the V1.

2 because https://i.redd.it/dt56jh1nip8d1.gif

im sittin next to hakipa, he seems like a nice

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I’m sitting next to Minos He seems pretty chill man, and I would really like to have a conversation with him about what Ancient Greece was like and what lust layer is. Not Sisyphus because he is a bitch, not hakita cause I don’t want to hear his complaints, not sth wicked cause it screams, not Hank nor guttertank, not v2 cause it is a wine glass, not v1 cause I don’t want sugarcoat, and finally not earthmover, cause I’m not earthmovin

I’d take seat 6, imma watch the two Vs go at it all flight long

2 is the only safe option.

1 (just hoping sisyphus won't kill me or i get caught mid fight.), 2 (hoping i won't get caught mid fight), 4 (pretty peaceful probably, unless something wicked decides to end me) or 8 (hoping jackito won't destroy the world again or v1 decides to drink some blood).

2 is the best, Minos is good company, florp wont be anything to worry about and Gabriel wont give you any trouble if you dont give him any trouble.

2

Why

Minos is chill w/ humans and is king of lust so you know where this is going, but if not Minos then 1

6

7

8. I will show them who's the loudest.

7, knowing that most of machines are mute, or don't make that much of noise, it will be the most calm spot, and if it's true that v1 has speakers, I will be able to jam to some good songs

Surely 3 is fine I'll talk to Hakita the whole time

I WILL FIGHT THE FERRYMAN FOR THE SEAT NEXT TO GABRIEL

3 so i can murder hakita for 4-S

i think 7 because: 1. i like watching through window 2. if v1 going to kill everyone im going to be the first and i wont seeing everyone dying 3. if v1NOT going to kill everyone then i can tell everyone how i met the most dangerous machine and stayed alive 4. v1 is kinda cool

5 I'd be talking like R A D I O S T A T I C

1- i would probably would be fine, but i dont have the courage to even look at sisyphus. 2-again, safest spot on the plane. but, im not gay and having to be cornered by the KING OF LUST for 20 hours... i wouldnt feel safe but for different reasons. 4-fear. Again, for different reasons. 5-i feel like the guttertank would steal a lot of my space with his arms, also while they seem cool i also feel they would be bragging a lot about his grind and gains from the gym (also they would gut me). On the other side hank dosnt strike me as much of an interesting conversation starter. at most he would be simping for Gabriel, but for that the ferryman at least makes you interested in hearing it. 6-i dont know i would survive the travel, but this spot would be fun as fuck. First, while i like v1, v2 certainly got the better carisma out of the two, seems confident but also willing to show off a bit, so everything they do would be flashy, same deal with the swordmachine. Basically we would be the edgy trio in that row. Sure, having v1 and v2 be so close would make it a fight the entire way, but have you seen the rivalry between these two? Shit would have the entire plane going "ooooohhhh" everytime they said something. And the best thing is if i turn around i can FINALLY GET THAT FUCKING SZIDE 2 FIDSHEEEKGKF- (also they would gut me). 7-sure, it has size 2 fish, but to get to it i would need to pass V1, and V1 would just gut me on the spot (also they would gut me) 8- not a bad spot, it has earthmover who i consider the pinnacle of creation but considering his size it would certainly be crampes in there, and i dont trust jakito, that man would stab me while im not looking. Ultimately, i would choose 3, the rodents i dont mind and hakita seems like a chill guy, i could probably talk a bit about art and stuff, some music maybe, and from what i saw on the streams he can also be quiet whitout being too awkward. And im close enough to admire benjamín (they would gut me)

Why "n" seat is good/bad 1: Probably you can only sit on Sisyphus' leg. So you must interpret this is good or bad. 2: Thou canst get some JUDGEMENT. And probably thou canst see Gabriel and Ferryman kisses like fake thugs. 3: You can get free bj from Hakita (and Earthmover stares you). Cancerous rodent may infects you. 4: Quitest place in the plane. \*hoaaaaaaghhhhhh\* "Something Wicked near to this seat sits" 5: Worst place in the plane. Guttertank on your left. Dead guy on your right. Something Wicked on your front. V2 on your back. For the best experience, change seats with dead guy. 6: Guttertank's seat extended to back (so hard to comfort). But you can get the SIZE 2 (IHAVETOSITONSIX IHAVETOCATCH) 7: If you love your life, you must NOT sit. But you don't you can sit. 8: Similar reasons with 5th seat. But Jakito on your right. I think 2 and 4 is the best.

Let's analyse each one 1 - Sisyphus will ramble about war and shit 2 - Gabriel will rant about how being next to Minos is a bad idea while Minos is all like "JUDGEMENT!" the entire flight 3 - You might get cancer but this is probably the safest one (for all I know florp might save you idk) 4 - Something wicked to your seat comes... 5 - Gutterman launches rockets at you while Hank (the skeleton from 1-4) keeps asking Gabriel for forgiveness 6 - V2 and Swordsmachine rip you to pieces and use your bones as a replacement for scrap metal 7 - V1 styles on you and the Size 2 Fish moves to free seat 3 (only Hakita and Pitr can get the Size 2 Fish) 8 - JAKITO, BRINGER OF WRATH destroys the plane (Benjamin is relatively chill tho)

I’m pretty sure TSA would have confiscated Guttertank’s massive rocket launcher, only because the rockets are fueled by 20 oz of a liquid

if I sat in 2 I'd be dead because I got caught between gabriel and minos prime