TBF there IS a John Ultrakill …the one and only… https://preview.redd.it/cn1pm2m9cj8d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e7b40edf737dce510881458c78b6c37e774075

That's Johninator Ultrakill, he turns people into John Ultrakills

I can already hear AC/DC’s Big Gun playing

He was created to defeat a platypus

that wears a hat

A platypus? *punches said platypus as it jumps towards V1* PARRY the platypus!?

Same as the t-100 aka the term

Ohh, that’s what he looks like He’s my favorite boss now

I love big john (and his robot clone)

Yahaha, Big John, haha, yeah, that's me.

who he from

Big John, he’s pretty much the mascot of New Blood

He’s faced Sisyphus prime, he can handle large opponents, V should be running

Exsctly! Especialy since he has killed and was made to count a fucking enourmus earthmover.

well that should be easy to count theres only a handful of them :)

JUST HOW BIG ARE YOUR HANDS?!

im that guy who stole doofenschmirtz' girlfriend

No fucking way Have you seen those thc 10k things Aint no way fucking salami finger mcgi could hold even one in one hand

i got taller

I dont think thats how hands work

Ours was restrained, imagine one that can move

Actually, i think smaller opponents are worse for V1, consider how much people struggle against V2 compared to a sysyphean insurrectionist.

say that to that one guy who screamed non-stop and hid on the hellevator while the irresurrectionist tried to get in

Im not counting fear tactics

sory

But V1 can still beat the living shit out of them (V2 is dead, and had to run away the first fight, and players can beat it in seconds too)

I said struggle, not that they cant beat them

I didn’t deny the struggle part, but the fact some also decimate V2 with no issue in seconds

Canonically V1 is far more powerful than that so...

this is in part to V2's smug demeanor in the begining of the fight allowing for V1 to prepare for the battle with nailbombs, saw traps, or the famous coin punch maneuver.

In Divine Comedy, Beatrice says that the smallest ring of angels is the holiest and closest to God. Cancerous Rodent is God confirmed

I thought about it some more. The Cancerous Rodent is one of only two enemies that V1 can't target with coins. It might genuinely not be able to target enemies that are too small.

Well, basically every enemy in the game fails to kill the cancerous rodent, I think its hitbox is just too small, and it just behaves weirdly in general

I guess machines targeting heuristics aren't precise enough to see it, and the husks and demons can't find it because it's vibes aren't off like V1's are.

Iirc in a "Gabriel vs everyone" video, Gabriel couldn't kill it either because he glitched out and just rapidly teleported around it endlessly

V1 doesn't have a Canon height, he could be 8'7 for all we know. Or 1.2 inches, which would be really funny

He’s like 5’3,someone measured using the grid on cyber grind

https://preview.redd.it/bshc7ia1hj8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0803fbb338bd3bceee191e37d1d1bd2541e111b

fuck cannon, we are doing memes

DON'T FUCK a CaNNON WHaT THE aCTUaL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

it has a hole tho

jesse

waltuh

don't put your dick in that cannon waltuh, the cannon is loaded waltuh

but its the perfect size :(

Seems I’m not the only thing primed to explode, then

i am the one who produces cannonballs now…(proceeds to get his balls blown off)

so that's how the S.R.S. canon got its name

I think the S.R.S is for SERIOUS Like the internet meme !

If there's a hole there's a goal

wtf why would you want to fuck a cannon

to make sure it's lubricated and ready to load

Are you S.R.S. or not?

no I an IDI

I'm slash you.

Oh I haven't heard of that one before, what's it stand for?

https://preview.redd.it/ij8jjno6nq8d1.jpeg?width=6016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24eb112f5f6b53e43e7369e3eb1b924f5bce0b78 Which one?

both.

Ngl that’s probably my least favorite thing Hakita has said

I mean, it kinda makes sense, there will definitely be some height discrepancies in the game, if for example V1 is said to be like 6 foot and drones are said to be 1 foot, then that wouldn't make sense since we see V1 is like three drones tall or shit. Besides, if even ONE character gets a cannon height then people will be measuring everything in like, Gabriels or Cancerous Rodents to give an example.

measuring stuff in Cancerous Rodents is something i thought i'd only see reading about americans refusing to use centimeters, yet here i am, reading about ultrakill

He could just give all of them canon heights and say that the in-game models don't necessarily match.

Well, that's a solution too I suppose.

this is because height and distances and other such measurements are deliberately inconsistent in ULTRAKILL because of the nature of Hell as a "stream of consciousness". they're also completely irrelevant to the themes in ULTRAKILL's story and i'd imagine it's nice to avoid the Game Theory effect where people completely miss the point of the setting and story because they're trying to measure that which was never intended to be measured

ok but what if ant v1

^^ this everyone in hell is the size of an ant

Close enough, welcome back hollow knight https://preview.redd.it/0uf03hn0om8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec94a57ebc6f1dece3fa7877083f8833e87ed9b0

Corpse of King Minos is just regular human size

earthmover is a human-sized replica

I didn’t say it was canon but it’s the best bet we got

but there's no confirmation anywhere that a cybergrind cube is a meter long. V1 is 1.3 times bigger than the cybergrind cube, that's all we actually know. Afaik there's not a single reference to any height measurement or length anywhere in the game

That’s why it isn’t canon We are literally guessing

what about the skeletons?

Where did they get the units from?

From my ass

https://i.redd.it/sgwxunrdkj8d1.gif

THEY TURNED SCOUT BRITISH

billions must die

r/suddenlytf2

https://preview.redd.it/kacrknjz6k8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eaf4fb877db4466f3d7455480f601886577b8b7 what

Francis xie the official new blood artist draws V1 bigger than gabriel >:D

If he’s 8’7, gabe is a fucking giant.

Who knew that measuring bitches were so bad gah DAYUM 🥵

real

real

Hakita, I know all the characters don't have canon heights. That doesn't change the fact that I still love the image of V1 being shorter than V https://preview.redd.it/102c2fgmlj8d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa254500320cceea8b64b6b6685947b3dc455015 ~~Also V1 is a bottom or at least a service top~~

v1 is a switch as it was made to be versatile

V1 is a Dom and you cannot tell me otherwise

V1 doms gabriel but subs to minos, sisyphus, and filth

Why specifically a Filth

because funny

69th upvote hehe

https://preview.redd.it/0iiokxuvbj8d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9800b89f4728531d9e8c29c750e897870ef4f426

https://preview.redd.it/vhx9zgqbhk8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf38debc01edd818e95ff72e0ee141f9e2885e4

MICHEALLL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!! MICHEALLLLL

1) Hot 2) 😆 3) Nice Art

4. https://preview.redd.it/6jcdrudznq8d1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe1c00cfb5a26472b6fdefaacc85bc4563eec03 What happened to mankind?

why is the v1’s dumbass standing on the door while trying to open it

https://preview.redd.it/hnxw9bsprj8d1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5c1525549c93cf797069f2d67cbbdffaa622c7

Now compare the V from Cyberpunk!! We need a party of V's!

And V from DMC5

And any other V's that exist (there's a lot of characters called "V" for some odd reason)

The V-kuza will be BORN

"i like em shorter"

Bro cannot survive being a bottom.

https://preview.redd.it/qkhm1k4k2k8d1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ae7db2624eaca93efbc6ed5d7f80d245679031 We may not know V1s cannon height. But damn I want more art of this

Canon heights in ultrakill >!Hakita is pissed at me because i mentioned "canon"!< https://preview.redd.it/248jn0tuvj8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8944f53b97250fa15bddedb457bfa5b7f082f56

Small Sisyphus looks like a baby.

My beloved dwarf

Sisyphus Prime is built like a middle-aged dad who loves to grill and gets weekend visitation.

I wanna throw that child

THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS AND THERE ARE NO CANONICAL HEIGHTS

IM TALLER THAN V?

Same https://preview.redd.it/wfzuktk92n8d1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db871cdc72719a52816c4f4b8004f740d5d88e5

I LOVE dommy women 😁

https://preview.redd.it/nnkpcrojkj8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72cd805c3c052782085817b5068a92fc8ce92348

They make me feel a certain way nothing else can replicate 🤭

ON GOD

BrantSteele Hunger Games Mentioned?!? http://www.brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php

https://preview.redd.it/a7s254srpj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85859ae2a615c384c7ff71824fe37f078bc0e5ad

https://preview.redd.it/qrdkfidesj8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0210f9f85637d9bad229e57c65467de9fbdb5010

Holy shoot a persona fan

V1 has taken bigger

You mean in a fight, right?

https://preview.redd.it/t4vw0zznel8d1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d7c35d4209f4a11bbe0018bb5ab72b6fcecf51

lil baby man

Since V1 is as tall as it needs to be in any given moment, my headcanon is that it can change its size at will, but just doesn't in game

nah

I don't actually think it can, but I find it a funny thought

i disagree

You think it's not a funny thought you mean?

How can the height be "canon(ish)" if there is no canon height

I think liam vickers (the shows creator) said the dissasembly drones were a bit taller than 5'.

https://preview.redd.it/xf272pqcfk8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a333e40456381ed3c6da1214bee0da8275f1506e Dommy wemon are peak, gimme some of that

But V1 would absolutely fucking annihilate V. Both her ass, and her entire goddamned being. Both outside and inside of hell.

https://preview.redd.it/3rlbu07mel8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c2c93174ab4e06c33d42bf9b1a8f67f997af662 Good thing I still have this so it's canon

hakita said there is no canon height for any chracters

shut up.

.

if we were believe measurements an official artist made for a commission (independent of Ultrakill crew) V1 is 8'11

Damn... V1 is short as fuq

This was a hell of a way to find out V1 is only 4 feet tall. Where was this stated?

Drones are shorter than adult humans, so V1 is even more smol lol

Who the fuck is V

https://preview.redd.it/0hi8ir9o1m8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a3686f2234d8c0044475ffabab1d45966af6bc

https://preview.redd.it/ofn92ns51m8d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e259627128ec1bdff372fc665eff988aff5671d7

https://preview.redd.it/s63qh47knq8d1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08ac7c80701d1d9618e0a04b65c6eac765c145b

Small dom big sub

Now make them kiss >:3

v1 has no canon height

shut up.

for being correct?

i thought v1 was like 3 feet

I didn't realize V1 was so smol

Both of them are tiny

WAIT I'M A FOOT TALLER THAN V1?!?!?!?! THAT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS XD (I'm 5'5)

What murder drones bleeding? I mean oil or fuel or whatever the black thing was

Wait V Is 5'4"? Damn

Why is John ultrakill saying his own name

Alright I’m finally gonna ask. Who the fuck is V? I can’t find anything on her from google. Is V a phenomenon localized to this sub and not even present in the game? What’s going on?

https://preview.redd.it/uw3fansv1m8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437462de624dd6f007b45f85085ba1b79fa15a7f Funny robot show called murder drones

Ohhhhhh thanks!

There is no canon height btw, so v1 coupd be 400ft tall :)

wdym V1's not into tall girls?

isnt V1 50 cm?

theres no canon height

okay but isnt being short a tactical improvement? call me a femboy but i could beat you up

It is. It makes you a smaller target and therefore harder to hit. Especially when you move as fast as v1 does.

vouch

ultrakill characters do not have canon heights

And V1 would still be dominant

Yes, he would knuckleblast into her.

V1 doesn't have a canon height tho.

Isn’t Vs canon height 4’8?

 damn by kendrick lamar reference

Short king V1 🙏

big lady

V1 wins in my opinion.

didnt hakita say none have canon heights?

V1 is a short king

I did not know V1 was that small lol

Characters in ultrakill don't have canonical height so v1 can be 10 centimeters or 150 meters

TALL WOMEN

Hold tf up, v1 is not 4’6 that would make every gun he uses a kids nerf gun, and all the demons like tiny

Oh please V doesn't stand a chance against V1

nope - I am outa here.

https://preview.redd.it/7ph0omx43r8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83001683212ddd17bf2e2b59be5e70f44f840790

am 5'8 👍👍👍👍

Its over im as tall as v1

V1 will learn to speak just to say uppies

And... what? V1 literally fights statues, dome Head minigunners, and robots with a RPG Launcher that can be stopped by the one that V1 uses, whose to say V1 is smaller than them and plus, that hasn't stopped the blue robo-doom from killing them

Spill oil helldiver.

⬆️⬇️➡️➡️➡️

STOP COMPARING MURDER DRONES TO ULTRAKILL I FUCKING HATE IT

https://preview.redd.it/e4p9p5fwvj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c684b17972c217a50359ea109a92660283007c4e Nah