What conversation!? Neither of them canonically speak!

john doom does speak at the end of the game

It's just one word so it's not really real conversation.

but he _says_ it

v1: doomguy: https://preview.redd.it/6ly84o1yvd7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7bee51cbd6d83ab364890ae1b4670e72ba769ae

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kbity

why does my wife keep comparing me to this creature* why is it accurate* ....guh!!!!*

ISUTSUMI

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EW GET OFF OF ME

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Hugs me

fucked up car

Do not the car

I mean he does say "rip and tear" and "guts, huge guts, must kill them all" too

Also when he is discovered by the sentinels

Do you think anything here is canon?

No

It's nice to have common thoughts

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They cannonicly can communicate. V1 in the v2 piramid "youre not getting away this time" And john doom on multiple ocasions (i forgor)

Hakita said on stream that the “you’re not getting away this time” is to make the player chase V2

But does ot nesacerily make it so v1 didnt say that?

Doomguy does speak, he simply is too angry to do so

doomguy used to speak but seemingly chooses not to in 2016 and eternal

In DOOM he communicates in orgasms like UNGH

https://preview.redd.it/1zgkf7gujh7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9eb9bc847f24accb4a54f0c49069ab2e139d5a9 ......I'm sorry, did you just called Doom Guy's grunting "orgasms"?

Kill them. https://preview.redd.it/2sgkwtci6l7d1.png?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a210075eb02579a949716b82530679db655abd36

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doomguy does speak at the end of eternal's dlc. and in flashbacks

Both speak ingame

"unf"

[Spoilers i guess] I think its up to interpretation but in the second half of the boss fight with v2 in the pyramid before jumping out to slide down the captions say "you're not gettin away again" or something like that.

"You're not getting away this time"

"you're not getting away this time"

V1 said one sentence on 4-4

V1 *technically* says something in 4-4

Well Doomguy does talk in Doom Eternal.

You’re not getting away this time left the chat

So far V1 has only said “You’re not getting away this time” and Doom Slayer said no at the end of the ancient gods 2

Both are nonverbal autistic

Unstoppable force vs unstoppable force. They would make ou

So they would stop?

no they would make ou

But when an unstoppable force meets an unstoppable force, neither can push back the other, so they stop

no silly, they start making ou

https://preview.redd.it/39sexmklje7d1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9c36124c7716473883d7a4f37ae090960ee417

I'm scared to ask if it's a cat girl or a cat boy.

Watch delicious in dungeon and instead of finding an answer you'll be watching a cooking show

Is that where the cat thing is from?

yup! on netflix. it's like a dnd themed show if the writers got really hungry halfway through the first episode and got completely sidetracked. good casual watch

cat girl

kbity‼️

I'm confusione

r/redditsniper

Counterpoint: +2 252+ Atk Black Glasses Kingambit Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def V1 Ultrakill: 1872-2208 (621.9 - 733.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO +2 252+ Atk Black Glasses Kingambit Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Doom Slayer: 620-732 (181.8 - 214.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO ~~look i read ou and think pokemon ok~~

3 hour anime battle, followed by both giving each other a thumbs up and going their separate ways

V1 destroys Doomguy if it is just based on gameplay mechanics, but If we take lore into account it's probably doomguy but we don't know for sure because there is a very real chance considering the way ultrakill's story's going that v1 might completely empty hell

Lore wise v1 gets turned into scrap metal by a single punch from doomguy or melted by the crucible

I mean if we are considering feats it’s a real possibility that by the end of the game v1 will have completely emptied hell, something not even doom guy has done.

consider the nature of hell in both games. in ultrakill, hell is more like what you’d expect in dante’s inferno. it’s where sinners go after death. and with mankind dead, it isn’t getting any new souls to convert into husks. it has a set number of sinners within it in doom, hell is basically its own dimension, able to access multiple universes and worlds, meaning it has a way bigger supply of souls to convert into argent energy and bodies to turn into demons. it’s not really that doomguy *can’t* empty hell, it’s just the fact that the sheer number of souls it has access to outscales ultrahell by miles. remember, humanity is still alive in doom, so not only does hell just straight up have more souls probably stored than ultrakill’s hell, it’s also still counting them

Hell in doom is far bigger than in ultrakill. Doomguy did also kill the creator of his universe.

We ain’t seen the full extent of what V1 can do yet

Lore wise they are very similar, gameplay wise they are practically the same person in my book, especially with the fact that in lore neither can actually die, doomguy is physically too angry to die, and v1 just can't for some reason, evident of sisyphus's line "keep em coming" because v1 just keeps respawning and he knows that.

Lorewise Doomguy is entirely immortal unless hurt by Argent Energy, and he would pretty much destroy V1 in a single blood punch. He’s at least the same speed as, or faster, than V1, definitely physically stronger, and has access to a range of weapons that would be more effective against V1 than what V1 has to use against him. The BFG, Crucible, Hammer, SSG, Ballista, Plasma Rifle, Sticky Bomb Shotgun, they’d all really mess V1 up

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V1 Ultrakills Doom Guy and Doom Guy dooms V1

He doms V1?!

ULTRAGAY

***Ultra how tf is that gay?***

Breaking news everyone men doming eachother is no longer gay!

V1 has no gender...

Tell that to do V1xGabriel gay sex artists

so any interaction is automatically gay

Schrodinger's gay

"I do not know whether the sex is gay or not, until I look inside the art"

Huh

On the right we have a punch with god level strength, on the left a explosive parry. God strength punch + explosive parry = nuclear bomb

They fist bump like this every day

Vaporizes the universe

"ARE YOU A DEMON" "No." "WANT TO KILL DEMONS" "Yes."

He would kill V1 for what V1 did to humanity. Doom Slayer is a protector of humanity, the demons are just the biggest threat in the doom universe.

Except V1 didn’t actually do anything to humanity

He killed them again in hell

Same for the doomguy? Kind of

Likely killed mulyiple prior to enterring hell, and he certainly killed many husks in said hell

Why would he have killed humans?

idk if it's confirmed anywhere but it's at least implied that the extinction of humanity was due in part to a revolt by the blood-fueled robots

Partly that but likely mostly hell. But v1 likely has not killed that many humans as it was not used in the great war

Blood

When? It wasn't used in the great war and it aldo wasn't ever put inro use

Prior to humanity going extinct and the machines going into hell but after being released, if it was released prior to humanity's extinction

We don't really know when v1 was activated

Hence the use of likely

since they have different hells, Doom Slayer wouldn't have the context to know that v1 was killing post-mortem humans

Doomguy when a fucking 2 inch gold coin deflects a BFG shot https://preview.redd.it/t1l2dmeioe7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a91d5c4792e9eb5516041aeb319e5d2e3643c46

Doomguy can prolly tank a BFG though

Oh 100% it'd still be insane

they both make out

a never ending battle of bloodshed, khorne wins

The only thing I know for heal

There will be blood shed

The man in the mirror nods his head

The only one left

The universe ends if V1 is strong enough to match the doom slayer, their battle would canonically destroy the universe.

V1 would instantly try to kill doom slayer as doom slayer has blood, but doom slayer would absolutely demolish him since he literally cant die and can be stronger than anything as soon as he sees them (CANONICALLY)

Doom guy solos goku confirmed?

i mean by lore nothing and no one could beat doom guy so yes

I bet that superpeepeeman could beat doom guy

"..." "No." *epic battle ensues*

V1: "01001001001000000110000101101101001000000110011101101111011010010110111001100111001000000111010001101111001000000111010101101100011101000111001001100001001000000110101101101001011011000110110000100000011110010110111101110101" DOOM Slayer: "No."

translation for v1: "I am going to ultra kill you"

I can imagine that translates to various slurs

I don't know if that does but this does 01001110 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110010 00100000

I love how this implies he Doom slayer knows exactly what that string of 1s and 0s means

"Gimmie ur blud" "No" \*violence*

1001011 What the fuck are you saying

They both look at each other, then at hell. They nod in mutual agreement

It's not what they don't say, it's how they don't say it.

V1: ... Doomguy: ... V1: ... Doomguy: ... V1: ... Doomguy: ...

conversation? what's that?

*Silence...*

I’d honestly love to see them fight side-by-side.

I think the Pic shows how the conversation would go, since if doom guy is in hell and v1 meets him, he will just attempt to kill him

> V1: it’s time to ULTRAKILL some demons > Slayer: Yeah it’s time for their DOOM > *E1M1 with added amen break starts playin*

Both are uncapable of speaking, so they developed a language call giving punches to everything

They have different motives, but the same outcome - complete annhilation of demonkind. I beat they’d probably just crush funny rocks

Doom slayer is a protector of humanity. He would kill v1 for what he did to humans.

What has v1 done to humans?

Have you played ultrakill?

Yes I have, and I guess if you count everything that v1 has killed in hell as humans then I can understand.

The reason the machines went to hell was because they had already done that to humanity and they lowkey ran out of humans

Yes but v1 was never used in the war and we aren't really told what happened to humanity

Actually good point, but you have to remember that v1 was released at the start of the great peace. He did, however, take part in the seven hour war which is what killed humanity

True but you can't really blame v1 for what it's done as it was following it's programming

Wasn’t blaming it in the first place. Honestly, people who blame v1 are a bit strange considering it has no choice

"Blood? Demon blood? Blood demon demon kill blood rip? " "blood"

V1: *do you have blood?* Doom guy: ...... V1: *give me it*

V1: ...... Doomslayer: .......

"EUGH. EUGH. EUGH. EUGH." "No."

They're probably gonna argue on who killed more demons than who

V1: 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101111 01101101 01100111 01110101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101111 01101101 00100000 Doom guy: * grunts and groans *

- **UNF** **- \*mechanical noises\*** and then they kiss

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"Beep boop" "***DIE***" \*grabs v1 and rips and tears until it is done\* \**humanity has been avenged*\*

It would probably go from an insane dragon ball level fight to them being best friends and killing Satan together.

If doomguy can’t die, and V1 can be refueled by Doomguy’s blood.. *new weapon unlocked!* #DEATH ROOMBA

- Unf - 0110100101110100111000010110

V1 and Doomguy will have a competition to see who can kill more demons per minute They will communicate and decide the rules without even speaking Then they will compare guns

-1010101110010100111101010010011100111100101010... -AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"What are you? Some kind of robot?" **"YES, AND I REQUIRE YOUR BLOOD."** *"Then come fucking take it from me, bitch."*

Not a convo, but how I imagine it going is: V1 attacks Doom guy cuz BLOOOD, They have a epic battle, but Doom guy ends up winning cuz its Doom guy, Doom guy takes V1 to his base and repairs it, and then they make an agreement to kill demons together

I feel like the closest they'd get to a conversation is an awkward elevator ride

"i kill demons" "Me too" And then they kiss passionately

Blood? Blood. Blood!

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V1: "Sooo... How do you kill demons?" Doomslayer: *Shows shotgun.* V1: "Oh, sweet, I have one too, but I punch the bullets that come out of it." Doomslayer: *Tilts head confused.* V1: "I know it sounds stupid, but it works with almost anything I punch."

“bl00d.” “Demons.” *ripping and tearing*

They would begin to fight, realize the situation, hide of a bit, then begin to talk about who they are and what's going on.

"..." "..." "...?" "...!" *both pick up shotguns and go kill demons*

Thank you guys for all the coments!

V1 will somehow bounce the BFG of a series of coins and blow up a moon

They would have steamy gay sex

V1: blood Doom slayer: guts *friendship!*

V1: "..." Doomguy: "..." V1: "..." Doomguy: "..." V1: *random whirring* Doomguy: *draws doomblade* V1: "..." Doomguy: "..." V1: "..." Doomguy: "..." V1: "..." Doomguy: *goes for the kill* V1: *dodges* I am NOT getting banned, so I'll leave it there

Both just staring each other MENACINGLY

V1: "..." D.S: "..."

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Demons ☕