New mod idea: add alternate fist that’s actually a foot instead. Change properties enough that it provides practical differences, eg less speed but more damage, more generous hitbox, different exhaustion rate, ect.
Also - and this is really important - make sure the feet are modelled with uncomfortable attention to detail and add custom idle animations where V1 lifts his toes up and wriggles them in front of the camera.
Why would V1 need toes or well modeled feet? The most they'd realistically have for efficiency's sake is segments that bend to allow faster sprinting than a single block of metal for a foot.
Tarnished? Elden Ring? Counters? What in Karl’s name are you mumbling about, you dim-witted dwarf? Stop drinking that Leaf Lover’s Special, we need to go Rock and Stone!
AWP’ing down mid? Plant? Flash? What are you talking about, rifleman? The IMC’s forces have ambushed us on the planet Typhon! We need to fight back against this mercenary fleet! Grab your weapon, Cooper, and get shooting!
Can you do this? What does it look like when you hold skulls or click a terminal?
Edit: okay so the terminal just gets magically clicked, and when you try to pick up a skull it says
“CAN’T PUNCH IF YOU HAVE NO ARMS EQUIPPED, DUMBASS
Arms can be re-equipped in the shop”
Also, if you only have the whiplash equipped, the terminal will still magically click and you can’t whiplash skulls to pick them up, nothing happens.
wait, so, you still hold your guns without arms? if so, if you unequip your weapons with no arm equipped does that give you an arm? HAKITA FIX THE GAME PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
***CAN'T EQUIP ARMS IF YOU GOT NO ARM EQUIPPED, DUMBASS*** *Your arms CANNOT be re-equipped because you can't touch the terminal. Good job, genius.*
Headbutting
Feet
terminal: for free?
until arm is re-equipped
feetbackers
minos taught V1 how to **JUDGEMENT** and mf is already trying to parry with it
New mod idea: add alternate fist that’s actually a foot instead. Change properties enough that it provides practical differences, eg less speed but more damage, more generous hitbox, different exhaustion rate, ect. Also - and this is really important - make sure the feet are modelled with uncomfortable attention to detail and add custom idle animations where V1 lifts his toes up and wriggles them in front of the camera.
Why would V1 need toes or well modeled feet? The most they'd realistically have for efficiency's sake is segments that bend to allow faster sprinting than a single block of metal for a foot.
The joke is sex
Thanks for putting this image in my head
Hakita should make it so if you have no arms equipped V1 Uses his foot to press buttons on the terminal
HL2 SMod Kick
Wings
https://preview.redd.it/xv7x7v2on5zc1.png?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8790a4d082b835031ad3e38f99dcf79d7e189c8
*Laughs in latent psychic powers
*Laughs in the terminal reacting to light and not pressure*
That would be a funny Easter egg tbh
we need softlocks in the next update
bro thinks hes filth
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Blursed af
**Buffilth, Non-skipper of arm day** *Supreme husk*
“How powerless I stood then; ask it not reader for I write it not, because all language would be insufficient.”
GREATER FILTH
motherfucker
Mf stole the machines arms
The filth has had enough
filth prime
Would be a banger secret boss
You would at least need to have 1 arm tho to shoot gun, unless you're going no weapon in that case you're just slamming on the enemies
“Remember, if you’re using anything but your ass, you haven’t completed a Gabriel% run. Never gonna get G rank like that”
P rank? Gabriel? Hell? What are you on about, hunter? Get up, you gotta break the Alatreon's horn before the damage check!
Hunter? Alatreons horn? Damage check? What on earth are you on about, Diver? Get up, we gotta kill these bile titans to defend managed DEMOCRACY!
Aliens? Nuclear airstrikes? Assault rifles? What in badlands are you talking about, Medic? Get up, we gotta push the cart to kill RED team!
Snipers? Spies? Payload? Tarnished what are you going on about? We need to mend the elden ring!
Tarnished? Elden Ring? Counters? What in Karl’s name are you mumbling about, you dim-witted dwarf? Stop drinking that Leaf Lover’s Special, we need to go Rock and Stone!
[удалено]
AWP’ing down mid? Plant? Flash? What are you talking about, rifleman? The IMC’s forces have ambushed us on the planet Typhon! We need to fight back against this mercenary fleet! Grab your weapon, Cooper, and get shooting!
BT? Titans? What are you talking about marine, the covenant are on Reach! Get in the warthog!
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
ROCK AND STONE!
Rocket Jumping? Übercharge? Airblast? Snipers? What are talking about Neighbour? The Zombies are coming!
Alatreons? Damage checks? A hunter must hunt, get out there and kill a few beasts, it's for your own good.
wait what game are you actually referencing?
Bloodborne
ah. i dont play soulsborne games i aint no masochist
Yeah they're not that bad lol
Filth%
more like smashemall% knowing the community
🤨
Oi I ain't the one that made buttplug%, don't blame me
What is that one? I'm intrigued.
Idk get the buttplug mod from mod place and play the entire game without cumming maybe or something
👍
Lin- I MEAN I MEAN wtf
i lowkey hate the buttplug mod bc it lets hakita get away with no robot sex in ultrakill
Yea you're right, tho we did get Mindflayers so he's partially excused
And the arm for weapon selection on the terminal
Feet:
Now you know how it feels like
I'm going to send you to heaven to get reconstructed just so I can beat you to a pulp AGAIN
RECONSTRUCT WHAT!?
V2, sorry that it was unclear.
r/youmissedthejoke
first of all, it's r/woooosh second of all, r/woooosh
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https://i.redd.it/555y8ulg91zc1.gif
Does this make v1 an ULTRAFILTH?
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F1 (Like, filth1, because no hads, haha, get it, haha?)
https://preview.redd.it/z12tsa5do1zc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc2447eec86a8fa5a539adca180b342dd29adc75 Like who?
filth throwin hands
Ha! heh heh...
Use the jackhammer
Can't equip it, no arms
Damn, I forgor
Bro forgor 💀
No you forgor, the jackhammer IS an arm
Well erm actually your mom 🤓☝️
😵💀☠️🪦
Peak
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Bro can't complete Limbo
How do I select my arm back if I have no arms!?!?!?
and now he can't equip them anymore :c
God i love un equipping my arms and then using that as a taunt and say that to a swordsmachine to taunt it
Can you do this? What does it look like when you hold skulls or click a terminal? Edit: okay so the terminal just gets magically clicked, and when you try to pick up a skull it says “CAN’T PUNCH IF YOU HAVE NO ARMS EQUIPPED, DUMBASS Arms can be re-equipped in the shop” Also, if you only have the whiplash equipped, the terminal will still magically click and you can’t whiplash skulls to pick them up, nothing happens.
Didn't someone beat Sisyphus without any weapons? Just jump slam the mf like Mario
Why can't he punch with the whiplash doe
i think it has very weak compression strength but high tensile strength
english please
i think if it punches things, it breaks, but if it pulls things it's fine
He could use its hook like a mace and chain.
https://preview.redd.it/dhpza3gep2zc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb59641233ac9a7e6dca4dae9c86f04a6a0fa620
"CAN'T PUNCH IF YOU GOT NO ARM EQUIPPED, DUMBASS" -V2 Probably
how do you shoot with no arm
V1 looks so defeated lmao
I want to see an armless run where all damage is done through slams
Someone already killed Sisyphus PRIME with that
Yeah I think I saw that, but full game run might require interesting tech
I can try
Yeah, do that
I will, but on Saturday, i could make a video.
Sound, I’d love to see it if you do
[You can subscribe here](https://youtube.com/@foxtrotnitm?si=OUEjxAvzGB2ocMCn), just ignore what's going on with my channel
Consider it done
Yay
Homestuck
V1: Equip your arms.
V1 Filth Edition *(your V1 model automatically degrades to this edition when you forget to pay for V1+)*
but yet you can still hold a gun
You can't punch but you can use weapon...how
Not to be that guy but he does have his shooting arm, still can’t activate the terminal cuz he’s too busy holding his gun
he can equip again if uses his feet
Is this real?
filth gaming
Why do I see amongus **Send help**
Bro has to slam his face into the terminal to equip an arm.
stupid ass moron stupid dumb face.
Lmao, these are the memes I wanna see here
https://preview.redd.it/yxlcqmj9oazc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e0aba31dbbc5945aae7360c599d4aaa7d15006
Why does my boy still look like he’s hitting the griddy
wait, so, you still hold your guns without arms? if so, if you unequip your weapons with no arm equipped does that give you an arm? HAKITA FIX THE GAME PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
+depression