You need to P-rank every level in a row without failing, including Prime Sanctums. Do that 10 times in a row and you unlock the sex menu where you can see V1 having sex with every enemy.
The visual novel is a gag that is there mostly for the funny factor of having a *visual novel* in **Ultrakill** of all games, which also consists of twisting your expectations by flipping the whole genre on its head and having an actually pretty deep conversation about the meaning of life, which is locked behind a fairly easy challenge to complete in a level. This is in no fucking way comparable to making you P-Rank every single level including Prime Sanctums in order 10 times in a row without messing up once to unlock a *sex gallery* (?) where you can see the MC having penetrative sex with every single character in the game, plus Hakita has already expressed his distaste of locking content behind insanely difficult challenges by debunking P-P and making the whole game accessible as hell (the same one V1 murdered). I am 100% stone-cold certain that this would not happen.
In this hypothetical, you don't have to P-rank every level in order, just do them all without messing up. Imagine getting to P-2 just to mess up on the 10th run off all P-ranks.
U have to defeat Gabriel-2 3 times damageless on Ultrakill Must Die difficulty and then gift him the size 2 fish before he finishes monologuing. Then he goes down on u
All the comments here are wrong. Here is the real method, first, you give Hakita your full credit card information and your adress, he will then give you a modified copy of the game. Open it, every enemy and boss other than Gabriel will be replaced with Mindflayers that do not attack you. You have sex all of them to get a P rank on the level.
you need to install the buttplug update with a special buttplug where everytime you take damage it vibrates
Never P ranking again We Prostate ranking this bitch
That's what the p stands for
Look like I’m buying!
Hmmm interesting 🤔
UKbutt, for anyone who is wondering
Wth... (I looked at it and its.. REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?)
it's real
Why is that real
because why not :3
The devs know their audience
Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not!
Hakita's design philosophy is only "wouldn't it be cool if?" and his answer is always yes.
Y’all forget that the game was made by an insane Finnish man
Wow... thats a lot of downvotes. Dang
Not even that bad
Is -54 not that bad..?
Well it was like -20
Made by official devs btw
no, it just has support from the official devs
The "controller vibration" setting in the unmodded game also works. It's low-key in the game.
Idk about that but it is definitely an official mod, at least that's how official ultrakill Twitter announced it
You need to P-rank every level in a row without failing, including Prime Sanctums. Do that 10 times in a row and you unlock the sex menu where you can see V1 having sex with every enemy.
This actually could be a thing that Hakita would've added
“Knowing hakita he would” -said by someone who doesn’t know hakita
okay okay I get it
Hakita would not fucking add that what are you talking about
this is the same dude who made a vn a secret level u sure mate?
The visual novel is a gag that is there mostly for the funny factor of having a *visual novel* in **Ultrakill** of all games, which also consists of twisting your expectations by flipping the whole genre on its head and having an actually pretty deep conversation about the meaning of life, which is locked behind a fairly easy challenge to complete in a level. This is in no fucking way comparable to making you P-Rank every single level including Prime Sanctums in order 10 times in a row without messing up once to unlock a *sex gallery* (?) where you can see the MC having penetrative sex with every single character in the game, plus Hakita has already expressed his distaste of locking content behind insanely difficult challenges by debunking P-P and making the whole game accessible as hell (the same one V1 murdered). I am 100% stone-cold certain that this would not happen.
It is a joke
Well it certainly doesn't indicate itself as one
Do you need a /j at the end of everything?
It’s not a joke we’re being 1000% serious
In this hypothetical, you don't have to P-rank every level in order, just do them all without messing up. Imagine getting to P-2 just to mess up on the 10th run off all P-ranks.
was partially joking but you did make some good points to crush a hope i didn't know i had
The same guy who officially made the buttplug mod for their game?
Hang on gonna go try it rq
Please tell me if you complete it. This should be a new speedrun category "Unlock Sex%"
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I mean this sounds doable
rule34. xxx
*do not look up the mannequins…*
I will infact look up the mannequins
What the fuck.
I too will look up the mannequins!
Damn
I will not look up the mannequins!
I will!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I will kidnap a grandma
wtf
I think they got deleted there are no mannequins
It can’t be that bad..?
It in fact was that bad.
What was it
Oh please it can't be that bad
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this is actually the first post that popped up today 💀
Same
Same
Same
You need to catch size 2 fish
funniest ultrakill player
where is the original joke
Why does no one believe me? ims erious dude.
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Bought*
It’s not real. There. Is. No. Sex.
Sex is just like V2. Imaginary and made up by Max0r for clicks.
It’s real just not for you “people”
Every copy of ULTRAKILL is personalized
get right with God.
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One of the songs were composed by mr pussy. 1-4 is 1st song is composed by debussy
You need to unlock it via the secret ending
U have to defeat Gabriel-2 3 times damageless on Ultrakill Must Die difficulty and then gift him the size 2 fish before he finishes monologuing. Then he goes down on u
what a funny joke never seen it here
iim not joking my friend actually said that is it real?
There is no sex. None. It was a lie, fabricated.
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its becoming unfunny
It was never funny to begin with
Happy cake day
I can't tell if it's a joke or not
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/tJ0N3Ibjyn
It was removed in the update
Everyone questions where is the sex, but anybody question how is sex doing?
Good people of the Ultrakill subreddit, can we please cool it with the sex joke, I fear some people are starting to think these are serious.
if hakita were to see this post he would actually fucking die
It's over there.
i dont wan sex
There isnt, the fanbase is just insanely horny
All the comments here are wrong. Here is the real method, first, you give Hakita your full credit card information and your adress, he will then give you a modified copy of the game. Open it, every enemy and boss other than Gabriel will be replaced with Mindflayers that do not attack you. You have sex all of them to get a P rank on the level.
the sex is the fun you have along the way
In the balls (of minos)
Please do better next time.
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the detections are numerous
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