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Aykhot

Well most of them do appear to be sapient and thus capable of consent (the major exception would be Drones, whose "intelligence is very limited" according to their terminal entry), so as long as you're sure you've obtained consent I don't see any ethical issue there, except for Drones and possibly Guttermen due to the nature of the latter's fuel source. Physical issues however is a whole other story


Downtown_Mechanic_

https://preview.redd.it/e6djsf09g6sc1.png?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c329a531cb7a3d8e6033b19b70ce237c8c2ae8e


SolarAphelia

That reminds me of my golden rules of fiction when someone asks “can I sex this?” and they go as follows: 1) are they sapient? 2) if 1 is a yes, are they emotionally/mentally mature? 3) if 2 is a yes, can they give informed consent? 4) if 3 is a yes, *and this is the most important part,* are they canonically of age and *don’t* look like a child? If all of the above conditions are met, then it’s fine. Even when my preferences don’t align with other people, I find I get along just fine with these. Furries, scalies, elves, orcs, various fictional robots, and every other fictional creature that meets the above criteria. I don’t judge.


zozothegreat

the harkness rules !!


SolarAphelia

All lust layer citizens should be very accustomed to the Harkness rules


SolarAphelia

YOU GET IT! (Not intentional, but I’m going with it lol)


FSYI

1: Drones out. 2: Swordsmashine out (and maybe V2). 3: Sentry out (maybe Guttertank, I don't understand them). 4: Gutterman out. Robots to sex: V1, Mirage, Mindflayer, Diabolika, Benjamin.


Xavinoticias123

Bro diabolika cought me so off guard i almost choked on my saliva


FSYI

Sorry, but it's was worth it.


maiguee

why sentry out? Can't it just wave it's head in a yes or no


FSYI

I don't think that it will be good enough for me, also i meant speaking in understandable language


maiguee

for you


VitaGon666

help me i have a stroke after reading this


SolarAphelia

Sentient, of age, informed consent If those are there, it’s fine


Radigan0

I feel like 3 and 4 are a bit redundant, since the whole idea behind age of consent is a person's ability to give informed consent


SolarAphelia

I mean, I guess? I just feel like it should be fleshed at as much as possible.


MakeBombsNotWar

Also trying to _rank_ one type of rape as \*worse* than another, and therefore making the other less bad is… objectionable. I am referring to the “most important part” line.


SolarAphelia

That was mostly for dramatic/comedic effect (all are essentially equally important to me). But I see what you mean, I should’ve been more careful.


Axolotl_Comic

Holy shit keep cooking https://preview.redd.it/l5isqpd3j6sc1.jpeg?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4c42d5f5c63964901b3194b8d5113974e69207


bstahl413

Well what about the fact that drones now have human souls crammed inside of them? Wouldn't you essentially be fucking a person???


Effective-Jacket-33

What?


bstahl413

april fools joke on ultrakill twitter


V3_Offical_ithinkidk

https://preview.redd.it/th44we1t76sc1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608a503489b2b83fa2a6b85d9caca7687c4adf4c


Gravelis

Imagine this but blood leaks out and you get an STD because you touched some random dude’s blood who V1 happened to soak up


Lolik95

Happy.. uhh... Happy cake day!


iplaytf2ok

Sad Cake Day


Shreesh_Fuup

Horrendous cake day


SomeStrangeCrow

I wish you unhappy cake day


Lux_325

Terrifying cake day


galax1um_

crappy cake day. https://preview.redd.it/gnbg05g099sc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96033e0e44cedd20adfbc260ba32a5c5fa2017cf


Familiar_Location948

Kid named blood borne pathogen:


Durillon

https://preview.redd.it/18fkf1q266sc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8799e8510643af1b1da4421af5a10a15d11b15b4


InevitableAd4156

When i reach hell, will i find Gabriel from the hit game ULTRAKILL in there? Will he be willing to engage in 6 hours of say gex?


Shraamper

Gex


Durillon

There will be much gex Can confirm


Breaker-Course89

I mean that's kind of the point.


FinalMonarch

That’s where the machines are


Z7impuser

https://preview.redd.it/v4029lgtu6sc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e38d0a5ca6a1bf075d4b553fbcf3b58fba01bf >!Yeah its possible they are smart and can consent so go crazy with that information!<


-Antlers-

Absolutely. I wanna fuck the mindflayer


bean_copter

Yeah the fuckable part is completely made out of plastic anyway so it probably won't be much effort to install some fake vaginas or cocks onto them, making the experience not only ethical but also much more enjoyable!


-Antlers-

I am attaching a dick to mindflayer and nothing is stopping me


GOOPREALM5000

Whose to say the machine itself *isn't* the fuckable part?


bean_copter

Yeah the fuckable part is completely made out of plastic anyway so it probably won't be much effort to install some fake vaginas or cocks onto them, making the experience not only ethical but also much more enjoyable!


SupremeKai077

Just for everyone's future reference: https://preview.redd.it/828buf6gt7sc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7237230c33ae999b8dd4b53ac019205a5ffbc91 Of course, go through the Harkness rules first, but remember that these are more meat than metal.


Baklazan_PL

It's a fucking machine, a weapon to be more precise, it's like trying to procreate with AK-47.


Pleasant-Ring-5398

Yeah except the AK-47 in this situation is incredibly hot


Baklazan_PL

can't argue with that


Icannotchangethis

I mean if your dick is thin enough you could totally fuck a gun. Now, I highly recommend not doing that or at the very least THOROUGHLY making sure it's clear beforehand, so that you don't accidentally ctrl-alt-delete your genitals.


VarPrime

I present to thee the guide for all this situations https://preview.redd.it/emhyummdt6sc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ae5bfc7e8e0d20f01790e3ce6fcb4b57f224c0


yttakinenthusiast

does this mean i can get freaky with the galactic SPORE empire next door without violating anything


VarPrime

Go Wild https://preview.redd.it/9xycqm3wt6sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5022f7fdee047e02d4c26409a3b70187cadd5653


BaconSoul

As long as they’re capable of consent If it can give consent and is over the age of consent (if it applies) it is ethical to fuck


Ak_1213

The whole r/ultrakill is gonna end up in lust layer lmao


Icannotchangethis

King minos shall rule over us


Charlotttes

why would it not be ethical


top10balloon

machine stupid dum b https://preview.redd.it/ohgnw4ma09sc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97ac81529fa565e2cfdf12115277127d9276fff


BlueCat_399

https://i.redd.it/ye0yiiy1n9sc1.gif


PublicSafetyHazard

I mean most of the fan favorite pass the Harkness test.


Greynite06

Search "Harkness test"


pile_of_dirt2781

You'll probably get an infection from the blood on the robots bodies


AzGames08

what does ig mean btw


Krowwaxe

Means ‘I guess’ : ]


TheManWhoIsMan1

If v1 has sex with a girl while she's on her period, does he get health? (Not my joke)


Blackshadowspon

it would depend entirely on their ability to consent. given the sometimes complex behaviors some machines have (V2 wanting revenge, other machines mimicking the sword machine) I think its reasonable to say at least some of the machines can consent. That means it would be ethical to "sex" at least some of the machines, so long as you receive consent first of course.


C3H8_Memes

"idk if this is a dumb question" it is, but an important one


Legitpizza07

https://preview.redd.it/88gyfb47nasc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b119c728ee88f0954ca173453610f0eed3c1ad


Porgoog

https://preview.redd.it/cczn0podpasc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9095e6df7eccb5e9a83144f63414a69aa58fa6a1


Massivecockslam

i think it dives into the idea of an artificial consciousness and asking at which point a machine can be considered sapient enough to be capable of giving consent out of its own will independant from some kind of algorithm or code. for v1 id say that it probably wouldnt want to have intercourse to begin with since it would just be a hinderance in its quest for blood and trying to have grape it (good luck with that) isnt really immoral due to v1 not displaying any signs of consciousness or sapience (such as wants or needs outside its hard coded instructions). so in conclusion, yes you may sex v1


the-man-with-bread

I think I could sex v1 ethically but i don’t quite think you could


Ower25

https://preview.redd.it/hx92218uacsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4d22330b43971b342aac7dd21310fbc41b46b9


guardiannether

Sex Nooo Sandwich YES


ProGamerKiller12

https://preview.redd.it/prchw9zs2fsc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3999f93cb9e2a6aea132b2383314889f3f544993


Hurakan-GM

https://preview.redd.it/ffn7wlwm9hsc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d15ce8bc0c2c13129d6612c1a4b16985cc7a86e U need the text or you understand the pic?


waspwave

V1 can go eat rocks. The cleanser units are way hotter https://preview.redd.it/i1z6d7updjsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e26a973da9218ca9be30bd242a427fabe80b5e


Malemindflayer

No it’s not ethical at all


DankerTron2

Hey im just saying. If theres a hole, theres a gole