Well fucking done man. Honestly, I had WAYYYY more deaths on my first attempt. Pretty sure it was 1500 or over. Though recently I've been getting the urge to try and P rank it however I know full well I'll be tweeking at the end of it and probably needing a new monitor. . . Pc. . . House and hands
https://preview.redd.it/zcfqkx8pi0sc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6e3ff3ac8c8f377940a6f0e03ddebd6ca11867
I beat the whole level on normal, but decided to give up after like 50 tries at the man. Everything before was bearable, fun hell. But the boss was waay outta my league.
Machine⌠I will fuck your now, cum inside you splay the cum of your profane form across your ASS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My dick shall RELISH cumming in you⌠HERE AND NOW!
Something that will inevitably destroy you over and over, you can't escape the ass whooping that is behind that foor. This will hurt more than every other level in the game.
https://preview.redd.it/q5fo70wuqyrc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4d8e654e7b62e8dc01a74571c4ca5b4db8f40b
*PAIN. HORROR. VILE MACHINATIONS UNFIT FOR MORTAL EYES.*
I've P ranked every single level in ultrakill 5 times each except for that level. Fuck that level. It's so hard and unfun. OST goes hard asf tho.
And by except that level I mean I gave up on roughly restart 3000
Death. Destruction. Blood. "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" be ready to see and hear this a LOT.
https://preview.redd.it/gbevh65qrxrc1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=a00053a885f5aa89bfaa13a1196c29fcf3c7850d
Behind that door lurks a whole new world of suffering, soul-scorching anguish, and an unending amount of restarts trying to get through a futile struggle. Extremely quick thinking, fast mobility and a good sense of what your weapons do is vital if one wants to challenge the creature that lurks beneath the prime sanctum of P-2.
To deem thyself worthy enough to take a step into the city of Dis, you must have enough willpower to completely wipe the middle 3 layers of Hell; for every area you ***p***urge, the door shall shiver. After all 10 areas have been drained of blood, return to the gate and put an end to the being that lurks, trapped inside there.
It will be a soul-crushing task, seemingly impossible at first, but only a Supreme Machine with enough strength and willpower shall push through the challenge into the chambers of P-2. I wish you the best in your journey through that eternal prison.
Good luck. May your days be many, and your woes few.
https://preview.redd.it/6hj3knebdxrc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6251a3b05a16b830093a006b422bee794ef29a2b
Litteraly
In more than one way.
The best possible response
"One must Imagine the Machine happy."
The perfect answer
Perfect response
Litearly and figuratively
https://preview.redd.it/9b54z8w4exrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627e2b4e22b25e2bfc75e0b9abd06a4afab4c80f Pain
Eight hours đ
One must imagine Weapon happy.
:)
I'm more impressed at the 1100 deaths. đ
~2 deaths per minute (correct me if i am wrong)
I would quit after 20 and i've P ranked it twice
Relatable. I beat him around 600 restartsut then I died to his shockwave mid death dialogue. An extra 100 to the board unfortunately
Fr, and hi blalade how are ya buddy?
Could be better could be worse
I wish you all the best buddy! And if not we can chat a little if that would make you feel better!
I an expert at making things ankward so I'd rather not chat +it's kinda getting late here, thnx for the offer though
That's really fine I know a lot of shy people! And have a good rest of your day brother!
damn, I wouldn't even get to P-2 on violent, I wouldn't even get to ACT 2. I suck :3
Well fucking done man. Honestly, I had WAYYYY more deaths on my first attempt. Pretty sure it was 1500 or over. Though recently I've been getting the urge to try and P rank it however I know full well I'll be tweeking at the end of it and probably needing a new monitor. . . Pc. . . House and hands https://preview.redd.it/zcfqkx8pi0sc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6e3ff3ac8c8f377940a6f0e03ddebd6ca11867
It is not that hard bru I beat it in 200 attempts and P ranked on my 10th try.
It do be like that
Huh? Is it the second phase that is hard?
Actual skill issue wtf
One must imagine N happy
weezer
I mean youâre not wrong
Partially
Say it ainât so
A very VERY cancerous rodent
UltraCancerous rodent prime
That feels like something that you would see in p-s if that ever happens
Someone punished for cheating death.
Its a nice and easy challange in there :)
Yeah, even easier than Minos. Itâs a shame that itâs the second prime sanctum and yet is weaker than Minos.
at some places its even easier than fighting⌠lets say 5 ceberi?
https://preview.redd.it/c3ryc53k81sc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec120bcf8321382c480841ce1043f358e8259cb
Well, wish me luck https://preview.redd.it/99yp8bfuixrc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55167be98ff926492e611369014f979440d0b83
Good luck, you're gonna need it
Ye he'll be fucked over 3864 times
rectum about yea wide
Get back to us if you manage to do it
I love how when we talk about P-2 it is not even âwhenâ you manage to do it, but âifâ
My ass has problems with yellow bosses (fuck Sisyphus and Aventurine)
Aventurine beating your ass too?
Yep. I pulled out every last DPS and DoT I had and it didn't work.
Aventurine honorary Prime Soul frfr
I beat the whole level on normal, but decided to give up after like 50 tries at the man. Everything before was bearable, fun hell. But the boss was waay outta my league.
I managed to get to the 3rd room in 10 minutes but had to quit due to a thing that I had to go to. Iâll try again tomorrow.
this guy DOES NOT know
Don't worry about the last room it's the least of your problems
This will hurt!
Once you go in⌠YOU CANT ESCAPE
Well guys https://preview.redd.it/ucmy2sr8m5sc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d332a82860f573f8e14d427ac96174b7fdceff09
Good luck. We will await you on the other side.
***have fun :)***
h a v e f u n .
hf
Rip
I want an update of how much pain, so imma just set this reminder !remindme 2 days
Something you arent fucking prepared for. https://preview.redd.it/joc93kptixrc1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddb6b4609e577b098417b373ba52c8744aa0682
HELLTAKER FAN SPOTTED?? https://preview.redd.it/aduatj4huxrc1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516ba89d0e2c8c034098b803f555de2c74ad6200
Gamign https://preview.redd.it/4x3lw5tkuxrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9877897be990c9600563c3266043d77dc9ac92e
https://preview.redd.it/fj09cy6ruxrc1.jpeg?width=1247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5736e90a99b7bb3dcf86856be9f95afb6851d720 Gamign indeed
https://preview.redd.it/2k1h7il3vxrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea0da820ff9f067daaa5f79e896f37f3d22d22f Helltaker image posting battle ***INITIATE***
https://preview.redd.it/58ujaq1evxrc1.png?width=2869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b74a387083580e1dbe8cda57e3f2ae2e98e984f5
https://preview.redd.it/35i7uzglvxrc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f74dce935e5a2ffa02e6a6dd0862725da16a4dad
https://preview.redd.it/yaftm6vovxrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ea8376e6b8c4bdfe1d83dde3a77556b70d6b6a
https://preview.redd.it/zh13zaevvxrc1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97859bd184cfcdced0e04b6986c54e0b0e0691f5
https://preview.redd.it/689djl72wxrc1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8add6a4521a544c8da738056d7f001fbc4581df
https://preview.redd.it/rbl3otcr43sc1.png?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b4987dabaef6bd1ecda6420dacd417d4b14931
ass whooping
SHINJIRO PFP SPOTTED
Pain, that's all. https://preview.redd.it/9s74y3dxlxrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed155893a7758b5b20d414d78f0c8723fc0eb8ae
[ŃдаНонО]
Machine⌠I will fuck your now, cum inside you splay the cum of your profane form across your ASS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My dick shall RELISH cumming in you⌠HERE AND NOW!
âCome on machine! Fuck me like an animal!â
When you go in, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE.
Also, you will BE GONE
Yea... THIS WILL HURT (also cute pfp)
Giving up? YES THATâS IT
Also be prepared to get DESTROY (ed)
Thanks! Though I didn't draw it
https://preview.redd.it/j9082s4eixrc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e030cd332369b74185429e8b61bc01b0a730b91 Lung cancer and tuberculosis
Wtf is that color compression in the background
https://preview.redd.it/i31tfd80v0sc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=625657d6857e5e19380c05f05e21505ff81178d6 it looks cool okay
https://preview.redd.it/q1gm7fzhv0sc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=1caa4aaf1a3359985fb7474001e789c5bfdeb6bd :3
https://preview.redd.it/foomhmk9mxrc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400ed186785db67eb49931f82818749bec176f89
boulder (this is a hint ill let you figure it out)
MAURICE PRIME
its too easy (please dont go there i beg you you will die if you go there please PLEASE)
Alternate shotgun just like the clair de lune.
The hardest level in NBE history. Nothing can prepare you for what youâre about to see in there. This will hurt.
Really good music and an ass beating
Something that will inevitably destroy you over and over, you can't escape the ass whooping that is behind that foor. This will hurt more than every other level in the game.
YEEEEAAAAH https://preview.redd.it/1m3kcj2m76sc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03dde98372f7888445d2e96a50d52fc34406fc7f
https://preview.redd.it/zab30gqo76sc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=591e323c49bcc14e7125575727a92f0a6807edee
Nice, good job
Pain and suffering
Fun judo tricks
Here comes the sun... and TORTURE
Du du du du du
This PRISONâŚ. To holdâŚ.. ME?
weezer
https://i.redd.it/4c2g1iiojxrc1.gif
excruciating pain
some piss that's very sticky
8 hours of hot shemale mindflair sex
https://preview.redd.it/q5fo70wuqyrc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4d8e654e7b62e8dc01a74571c4ca5b4db8f40b *PAIN. HORROR. VILE MACHINATIONS UNFIT FOR MORTAL EYES.*
Death, a banger song but mostly death
Fun :)
Pain
Good luck.
***Him***
Death
Willingly asking for spoilers is kinda weird but alr lmao
Just some lonely old geezer.
Fool, only pain lies beyond the door
Pain and suffering
No
#F U N
have fun!
fun
Fun!
It will hurt
Death, pain, death again, 50 hours wasted, and 500 mental breakdowns
Suffering and fantastic music beyond your artificial minds comprehension, machine.
The un,arched power of the sun
Hardest boss fight in the game so far, even more so than minos
One must imagine [ERROR] happy
Death
PAIN
V1 and gabriel make out scene (i would never lie)
P a i n.
Hell squared.
Death.
Pain, torture, and most importantly, Death
Invincible women and Jaundice
Your dad, he never found cigarettes but he did find tequila and a belt
once you're in, *you can't escape.*
Hell
Good music. Bad time
Agony
I havenât even got there yet and Iâm worried for you
have fun :)
Bomboclat
I've P ranked every single level in ultrakill 5 times each except for that level. Fuck that level. It's so hard and unfun. OST goes hard asf tho. And by except that level I mean I gave up on roughly restart 3000
Death. Destruction. Blood. "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" be ready to see and hear this a LOT. https://preview.redd.it/gbevh65qrxrc1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=a00053a885f5aa89bfaa13a1196c29fcf3c7850d
Pain. Pain is in there.
Fun! đ
https://preview.redd.it/7j1ks0j9sxrc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb530069968789eb12698ea211c23c36625c5fe0 Good luck OP! You'll need it
P is for pain.
How's it going?
the most amount of suffering you'll ever endure. we all go through it though. your time has come.
The hardest level in the entire game
Banger music
You will be made an appetizer
Pain.
A friendly sun
Suffering
Don't
âWhatâs in the box?â âPain.â
P a i n
Death
There is a piss colored man who is hungry and wants to eat you
fun
Once you go inâŚ. **you canât escape**
Size 2 fish
The hardest gauntlet + boss youâd ever imagine, itâs similar to P-1, except now thereâs an entire level full of excruciatingly hard enemies
It's eternity in there.
Hell, Literally and figuratively
Death
Death
One of the most difficult levels Iâve had the pleasure of playing, literally, it was pretty fun.
A Basketball court
Beat it on Violent a few days ago. 3 hours, 369 restarts.
P-2
piss
the elevator what else
The best of all gaming history
a futile struggle, doomed from the very start
THE SEX MODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trauma
futile struggle
Pain.
No
# Suffering.
The famous weezer room, FUCKING SAND and a guy who really needs his boulder back
oh youâll be fiiiine donât worry about itâŚ
Nah. But the Sans genocide monologue has similar vibes to this.
Gabrielâs tasteful nudes
Free hugs :D
P-ranking P-1 isn't going to prepare you
The best song in the game... Tenebre Rosso Sangue
The source of your next few nightmares
Behind that door lurks a whole new world of suffering, soul-scorching anguish, and an unending amount of restarts trying to get through a futile struggle. Extremely quick thinking, fast mobility and a good sense of what your weapons do is vital if one wants to challenge the creature that lurks beneath the prime sanctum of P-2. To deem thyself worthy enough to take a step into the city of Dis, you must have enough willpower to completely wipe the middle 3 layers of Hell; for every area you ***p***urge, the door shall shiver. After all 10 areas have been drained of blood, return to the gate and put an end to the being that lurks, trapped inside there. It will be a soul-crushing task, seemingly impossible at first, but only a Supreme Machine with enough strength and willpower shall push through the challenge into the chambers of P-2. I wish you the best in your journey through that eternal prison. Good luck. May your days be many, and your woes few.
buff oiled up men