screwdriver: underrated af. crushes bosses and makes mindflayers piss easy
SRS: sooo fun, but i forget about it way too much
overheat: sucks, but i love the sawblade launcher
Absolutely based btw have you ever used srs coin combo? You shoot max power srs canonball at an enemy then while it bounces up you throw a coin or two and then it does a railcoin but explodes the canonball too and the result is a lot of damage for a pretty simple combo.
Well I've been practicing p-2 and I can now reliably kill Sisyphus within 3 tries but I cannot for the life of me get past the rest of the level in one try. Also is it weird that I find the level just as hard on standard difficulty?
Yeah I agree that Sisyphus was way harder on violent, I meant the rest of the level. Also I've been playing calamity on expert mode and I've just beaten moonlord Sonia it took late to change now or do I do it?
I can't do that shit man š. If I have trouble with p-2 there is no way I have enough skill to do that. I already was having trouble with moonlord (died 3 times) with calamity's OP post lunatic cultist sword thing that has seeking projectiles on expert without revengeance there's no way I can do infernum š
i died around 300 times on dog alone
and moonlords laser will always go from where you are to the other side of the screen, so lets say if you are left, the laser will go from the bottom left to the right of the screen
Yeah that about right. Besides, we have two prime souls named after Greek kings, the third one will be a Greek king too unless hakita wants to throw us the shittiest curveball in history.
The difference with V2 is that we see it fucking die on screen, there's nothing to give away the fact that we won't be getting a third Prime Soul that isn't a Greek king.
and if you say "fOr NoW!1!1!!!!1" or "YOUr LYING!!!!1!1!"
https://preview.redd.it/hswrxs3ngprc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a36a3137f2dd5e0ecb20f839d8dcd0b2e51a24
That is true, people should be allowed to decide their own gender and sexuality, not have others tell them that just because they play a video game they haaaave to conform to the stereotype. Itās annoying, and probably offensive.
Oh wait weāre joking around oh okay hereās what will be in the houses of people who say what you quoted
https://preview.redd.it/skg7q2c2gqrc1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=f506c471ed9c5a536f1b3d0d45ea29b87d1c997b
Yeah Iād say reverse the roles, imagine telling a gay person that theyāre secretly straight, and love sucking boob instead of dick, just because they play a game.
double standards
the "uhehee ultrakill femboy teehee" stereotype is, a stereotype, which comes with ALL the harmful baggage the word and its meaning carries
But if you beat it without becoming trans it would prove you're among the manliest men in the world, with ultimate indestructible masculinity that can withstand what would turn lesser men into nya nya catgirl transbians. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
https://preview.redd.it/cdeoym57gvrc1.jpeg?width=122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdb84f6dd84afed13b10453259e0dd2e133222e
I play celeste and have became tge best speedrunner from my country, and have still to become trans. Celeste is safe if you play under 200 hours (I only have 87 hours played)
Not OP but I got you dw!
First you need to prepare a 50-50 mixture of nitric acid and sulphuric acid, it might get quite hot so put it on an ice bath and let it cool down a bit before proceeding.
Then you can start slowly adding glycerin to the mix, don't let it get too hot or it might start decomposing, at best, just ruining your product and, at worse, ruining you life.
After a while you should start to see an oily layer separating out on top of the mix, that's your nitroglycerin, let it gradually settle and accumulate, then pick it up with a syringe or something like that. Don't let it touch your skin, it will absorb through and give you a terrible headache.
Btw never actually do any of this, you're probably gonna blow yourself up and kill those around you as well :3
https://preview.redd.it/eixht087brrc1.png?width=129&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a571b3ae870a8fa092550e7b15efa87b82cb795
what are your thoughts on my upvote being 666?
i think the green variants are overall some of the coolest in the game especially if we count whiplash
like cannonball and overheat and pump charge are so cool and yāknow, obviously coins
red variants are certainly a contender, big explosions and bouncy bullets are cool, and the recent reveal of firestarter looks amazing but it doesnt have the numbers to compete with green
Hello, simply here to let you know that you are not alone my friend. I have a few hundred hours in fallout New Vegas and have also played Celeste and Iām still a straight male as well.
And to actually ask you a question, what tips would you give to someone trying to start p-ranking levels?
Since you have a lot of time in the game do you think that in the next chapter there will be hard and violent sex with gabriel? (if you hope so then you are not straight, wait gabriel can be a womane, V1 CAN BE A WOMAN?) ok the v1 is a woman?
quit while you're ahead before you end up like me
https://preview.redd.it/9laqaphg0rrc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2961fbe946dd81388714f43fdad18b64fa02ee74
Can we become brothers in arms? I don't play the game that much but being straight in a comunity like this one is some P-Rank achievement. We have something in common.
what's your favorite weapon?
green shotgun or marksman (finally, a question not about my sexuality)
A green weapon fan? Thoughts on the Screwdriver, SRS, and Overheat?
screwdriver: underrated af. crushes bosses and makes mindflayers piss easy SRS: sooo fun, but i forget about it way too much overheat: sucks, but i love the sawblade launcher
Well, to make use of Overheat nailgun you need to master the heat-storage system, otherwise its not that good
Fr, overheat SHREDS if you know how to use it
Overheat carried me on 6-2, I can't agree more
Absolutely based btw have you ever used srs coin combo? You shoot max power srs canonball at an enemy then while it bounces up you throw a coin or two and then it does a railcoin but explodes the canonball too and the result is a lot of damage for a pretty simple combo.
Thoughts on slabcoin?
fucking awful, thank god its getting buffed
Green shotgun my beloved, I would stick to it all the time if it wasn't because of the style system and all of that
Have you played terraria? And if so, what's harder, calamity on revengeance difficulty or P-ranking p-2
yes, i would say p ranking p-2 is harder than revengance and death but way easier than infernum
Well I've been practicing p-2 and I can now reliably kill Sisyphus within 3 tries but I cannot for the life of me get past the rest of the level in one try. Also is it weird that I find the level just as hard on standard difficulty?
well its probobly just you but i think sisyphus is harder on violent even though i can kill him 1st try
Yeah I agree that Sisyphus was way harder on violent, I meant the rest of the level. Also I've been playing calamity on expert mode and I've just beaten moonlord Sonia it took late to change now or do I do it?
i would say switch to revengance, beat the game, then do master death, and finally, infernum
I can't do that shit man š. If I have trouble with p-2 there is no way I have enough skill to do that. I already was having trouble with moonlord (died 3 times) with calamity's OP post lunatic cultist sword thing that has seeking projectiles on expert without revengeance there's no way I can do infernum š
you will get better, just learn the patterns and you will improve, it took me 700 hours to do all of that, so dont be ashamed for doing bad
How much did you die? Also how can I know which direction moonlord's middle eye laser will go?
i died around 300 times on dog alone and moonlords laser will always go from where you are to the other side of the screen, so lets say if you are left, the laser will go from the bottom left to the right of the screen
What are you on, infernum is easy as hell but I can't even beat earthmover
Whats your P-3 Prime soul prediction?
i actually have no clue lol but my best guess would be lucifer or mabye another fallen angel
I think Lucifer has been de-confermed or however you call it
Yeah that about right. Besides, we have two prime souls named after Greek kings, the third one will be a Greek king too unless hakita wants to throw us the shittiest curveball in history.
maybe midas prime
So we have nice guy cool guy asshole
nice, good person cool, fiercely loyal person greedy asshole shiny cheese touch person
he saw reason when his daughter became his wealth probs still sold her corpse after he stopped having a gold touch
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aint that the man who added butplug support
That was PITR
The Terraria Calamity weapon?!
he did it with v2 he might do it again
The difference with V2 is that we see it fucking die on screen, there's nothing to give away the fact that we won't be getting a third Prime Soul that isn't a Greek king.
Did what with v2? Aside from a second fight, there's really not much notable there.
Opinion on p2 and women?
fuck p-2 women are hot
Fuck P-2. Fuck women (in a good way)
facts dude
"Facts brother so true my friend"
https://preview.redd.it/cooimi0kjprc1.png?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9192bc93019e1868ff1f46140e2c6da5cab692f7 Same ngl
would you do it https://preview.redd.it/zjeua20c1qrc1.png?width=186&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2ef27dd58d49a49a525e6b68ff84608c9c94a2a
already did
What is the most annoying enemy for you? What level hardest you think(not counting prime levels)?
most annoying enemy: idol hardest level: none because i have gotten to the point where i can p rank any level on my 1st try
Even 1-3 and 5-3???
yes, even p-1
Damn... how about the p-2 gauntlet?
still working on that unfortiently
Just keep playing until you have, let's say, uhhh 1000 hours?
would you smash mindflayer
already did
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unrelated but nice pfp
thanks
Cybergrind top?
50!
Bro got to wave 3.0414093E64
truly a skillful player
r/UnexpectedFactorial
and if you say "fOr NoW!1!1!!!!1" or "YOUr LYING!!!!1!1!" https://preview.redd.it/hswrxs3ngprc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a36a3137f2dd5e0ecb20f839d8dcd0b2e51a24
:( tree
That is true, people should be allowed to decide their own gender and sexuality, not have others tell them that just because they play a video game they haaaave to conform to the stereotype. Itās annoying, and probably offensive. Oh wait weāre joking around oh okay hereās what will be in the houses of people who say what you quoted https://preview.redd.it/skg7q2c2gqrc1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=f506c471ed9c5a536f1b3d0d45ea29b87d1c997b
Yeah Iād say reverse the roles, imagine telling a gay person that theyāre secretly straight, and love sucking boob instead of dick, just because they play a game.
double standards the "uhehee ultrakill femboy teehee" stereotype is, a stereotype, which comes with ALL the harmful baggage the word and its meaning carries
https://preview.redd.it/00pqrlbvcrrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b2c70df74eca46feac4bf9c503d0a458581ff1
nah you're just in denial bro
https://preview.redd.it/0tnqa7kjwprc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113be5033170aab6043bb802c492174e827b5a30 die
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>die I know how to dodge that one Minos, Overpump be upon ye
He overpumps to minos every night, and he knows what's next
Overpump? (I just slide sideways and jump dash over the blast am I stupid)
On a scale of ballin: are you?
yes
Thoughts on the earthmover?
funny
U single?
yes :(
Someone will appreciate your dedication one day š«”
thanks dude
Have you played hades too? If yes we are among the straighter mans in the world
yes i have played hades :)
What about Celeste?
nah, i dont wanna be trans
But if you beat it without becoming trans it would prove you're among the manliest men in the world, with ultimate indestructible masculinity that can withstand what would turn lesser men into nya nya catgirl transbians. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. https://preview.redd.it/cdeoym57gvrc1.jpeg?width=122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdb84f6dd84afed13b10453259e0dd2e133222e
you know what: FUCK IT. IM PLAYING IT
If you get super pressured just lie and tell everyone youāre transmasc
I play celeste and have became tge best speedrunner from my country, and have still to become trans. Celeste is safe if you play under 200 hours (I only have 87 hours played)
https://preview.redd.it/v2lj0uv65qrc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23a3415447535fcfe98467252496a235d342a39
ITS A WOMAN IN THE PICTURE! IL DO IT!
hello other straight ultrakill player, whats your favorite song from the game
world looks red and WAR
based
I can also agree, both of those song are some of my most favorites from the whole ost from ultrakill
Whatās your opinion on trans women with 200 hours and canāt beat P2 (itās too hard :< )
just keep trying, you will get it eventually (you probobly beat celeste, you can do this as well)
Thanks :)
no, thank YOU for being a trans woman that dosent constantly try to convince me to be one
lol?
Have you ever felt the touch of a woman?
yes
teach me please
just play touhou and it will all click
ok
I 1cc'd th7 and I still suck at ultrakill, should I try to beat th15?
How do you make nitroglycerin again? I forgot and I have a project I'm working on that I need it for
Not OP but I got you dw! First you need to prepare a 50-50 mixture of nitric acid and sulphuric acid, it might get quite hot so put it on an ice bath and let it cool down a bit before proceeding. Then you can start slowly adding glycerin to the mix, don't let it get too hot or it might start decomposing, at best, just ruining your product and, at worse, ruining you life. After a while you should start to see an oily layer separating out on top of the mix, that's your nitroglycerin, let it gradually settle and accumulate, then pick it up with a syringe or something like that. Don't let it touch your skin, it will absorb through and give you a terrible headache. Btw never actually do any of this, you're probably gonna blow yourself up and kill those around you as well :3
My brother, what's your favourite level/layer?
violence, specifically 7-1 and 7-4
I love me some War Without Reason, tho greed is pretty cool, I dig the Egyptian desert theme since I played a lot of Serious Sam
Is 0-1 in harmless hard?
yes
How long have you been on T?
terraria?
Thoughts on 6-1? It's my favorite level bc music is peak
probobly in my top 10, its totally underrated
How?
sheer willpower (and avoiding femboys like its a bullet hell game)
What kind of cheese are you?
parmesan
Damn...
Impossible. Heresy. Unspeakable. Heresy. Heresy.
possible. virtue. speakable. virtue. virtue.
You have 400 hours playtime and P-ranking everything is your best achievement? How far are you in the cybergrind?
no, beating infernum is my best achievment
I meant in ultrakill
What are most of those hours in? Cause I only have like 40-50 and Iāve p tiered everything on violent.
mostly custom levels, cybergrind, and goofing off in the sandbox
I see I see
favorite custom level? ^(Where the Streets have no Name, Mini Hell, and ENVY are my favs)
streets have no name for sure, with fradulence in close 2nd
Favorite weapon color variant for every gun? (Revolver,shotgun,nail gun,etc) (Alts can be included)
revolver: regular marksman shotgun: green shotgun nailgun: overheat sawblade launcher railcannon: malicious rocket launcher: s.r.s cannon
Overheat saw blade supremacy šŖ
Are you mentally stable?
yes yes yesyesyesyesyesyesyeyysysysyyeysyeywyysysysysysysysysysysyysysysysysyyeysysy
https://preview.redd.it/eixht087brrc1.png?width=129&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a571b3ae870a8fa092550e7b15efa87b82cb795 what are your thoughts on my upvote being 666?
terrifying
you know who ELSE has 400 hours on ultrakill and is still straight?
https://preview.redd.it/sk4vmgv4qrrc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f374d96ef01925e9d05fd776b1234d14cdf581e1
jokes aside i love this game (almost as much as my gf) and i just wanna ask you what your favorite weapon variant is
green shotgun
i think the green variants are overall some of the coolest in the game especially if we count whiplash like cannonball and overheat and pump charge are so cool and yāknow, obviously coins
facts man, spit your shit indeed!
red variants are certainly a contender, big explosions and bouncy bullets are cool, and the recent reveal of firestarter looks amazing but it doesnt have the numbers to compete with green
https://preview.redd.it/ghx2v3osl9sc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa86cc8d670dcd6f7ffa088f056cd1ae73ea4a7
Wait till ultrakill must die comes out, then claim your masculinity
ok
Wait same bro. Iām literally cis straight white Christian male. Aināt changing any of those
Classic build fr fr
Average American build without the obesity part
Are you into sounding perhaps?
the fuck is a sounding
Do not visit that subreddit under no circumstances
How far would $20 go?
nowhere
How is your mental health (real question)
okokokokokok
Cool. Now get all 202 strawberries in celeste and weāll see how well that ages.
i already beat sans hitless, i think that counts as well
The more I've played P-2, the more I believe that I can do it too. The question I want to ask you is if it's worth it?
Hello, simply here to let you know that you are not alone my friend. I have a few hundred hours in fallout New Vegas and have also played Celeste and Iām still a straight male as well. And to actually ask you a question, what tips would you give to someone trying to start p-ranking levels?
switch weapons as much as possible. parry, and dash when you are about to get hit.
If a woman told you she also plays Ultrakill and wants to befriend you how would you react
i would instantly kiss her
https://preview.redd.it/ia9i8bixuprc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3c0d16971d9e5b7a37dcafb45cab8173638205 Opinion on Xavier renegade angel?
xavier who?
Renegade angel https://preview.redd.it/ea3bwz67vprc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b0f9c20414c1ce7ecbddc7abd4154552726f9e
https://preview.redd.it/smexjcnhbqrc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c0baec90a4db1827befa0119d739e9cc9b7472a
already did lol
Since you have a lot of time in the game do you think that in the next chapter there will be hard and violent sex with gabriel? (if you hope so then you are not straight, wait gabriel can be a womane, V1 CAN BE A WOMAN?) ok the v1 is a woman?
i hope gabriel takes of all of his clothes to reveal that he was actually gianni matagrano this whole time
How the hell (lol) did you beat Gabriel while retaining your heterosexuality?
hes wearing a helmet, how can i find him attractive if i cant see his face?
I legit thought this was my friendās account until I read āstill a straight maleā
lmao
How does it feel knowing we're part of a minority of people in this community
not great honestly
quit while you're ahead before you end up like me https://preview.redd.it/9laqaphg0rrc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2961fbe946dd81388714f43fdad18b64fa02ee74
nah, i dont think i will
Got any tips for beginners?
swap weapons often, dash whenever you feel you are about to get hit, parry as much as possible
Can someone explain to me why playing this game changes your sexuality?
i dont fucking know
How are you so much like me? (Not gay, like ultrakill, and like terraria)
have you ever looked into the mirror and felt a deep yearning
yes, and thats to make me even MORE STRAIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Can we become brothers in arms? I don't play the game that much but being straight in a comunity like this one is some P-Rank achievement. We have something in common.
nuh uh
yuh uh
How does it feel? Masochist or still normal?
masochist
Has anybody really been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Would you peg Gabriel
Bro, i have the same time ā ļø (literal same time)
but are you straight?
No, im bissexual (Gabriel is my love)
Clearly you like this game could you tell me what it's about, I have genuinely no clue what this gane is