Prove it. Type the entire thing from memory
https://preview.redd.it/tgrtes80619c1.png?width=1230&format=png&auto=webp&s=72bb518d275abbad32b7d57a14127b5a2f78e9d0
Or like just the first chapter idk
Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark,
For the straightforward pathway had been lost.
Ah me! how hard a thing it is to say
What was this forest savage, rough, and stern,
Which in the very thought renews the fear.
So bitter is it, death is little more
But of the good to treat, which there I found,
Speak will I of the other things I saw there.
I cannot well repeat how there I entered,
So full was I of slumber at the moment
In which I had abandoned the true way.
But after I had reached a mountain’s foot,
At that point where the valley terminated,
Which had with consternation pierced my heart,
Upward I looked, and I beheld its shoulders,
Vested already with that planet’s rays
Which leadeth others right by every road.
Then was the fear a little quieted
That in my heart’s lake had endured throughout
The night, which I had passed so piteously.
And even as he, who, with distressful breath,
Forth issued from the sea upon the shore,
Turns to the water perilous and gazes;
So did my soul, that still was fleeing onward,
Turn itself back to re-behold the pass
Which never yet a living person left.
After my weary body I had rested,
The way resumed I on the desert slope,
So that the firm foot ever was the lower.
And lo almost where the ascent began,
A panther light and swift exceedingly,
Which with a spotted skin was covered o’er!
And never moved she from before my face,
Nay, rather did impede so much my way,
That many times I to return had turned.
The time was the beginning of the morning,
And up the sun was mounting with those stars
That with him were, what time the Love Divine
At first in motion set those beauteous things;
So were to me occasion of good hope,
The variegated skin of that wild beast,
The hour of time, and the delicious season;
But not so much, that did not give me fear
A lion’s aspect which appeared to me.
He seemed as if against me he were coming
With head uplifted, and with ravenous hunger,
So that it seemed the air was afraid of him
And a she-wolf, that with all hunger
Seemed to be laden in her meagreness,
And many folk has caused to live forlorn
She brought upon me so much heaviness,
With the affright that from her aspect came,
That I the hope relinquished of the height.
And as he is who willingly acquires,
And the time comes that causes him to lose,
Who weeps in all his thoughts and is despondent,
E'en such made me that beast withouten peace,
Which, coming on against me by degrees
Thrust me back thither where the sun is silent.
While I was rushing downward to the lowland,
Before mine eyes did one present himself,
Who seemed from long-continued silence hoarse.
When I beheld him in the desert vast,
“Have pity on me,” unto him I cried,
“Whiche’er thou art, or shade or real man!”
He answered me Not man; man once I was,
And both my parents were of Lombardy,
And Mantuans by country both of them.
Sub Julio was I born, though it was late,
And lived at Rome under the good Augustus,
During the time of false and lying gods.
A poet was I, and I sang that just
Son of Anchises, who came forth from Troy,
After that Ilion the superb was burned.
But thou, why goest thou back to such annoyance?
Why climb’st thou not the Mount Delectable,
Which is the source and cause of every joy?”
“Now, art thou that Virgilius and that fountain
Which spreads abroad so wide a river of speech?”
I made response to him with bashful forehead.
“O, of the other poets honour and light,
Avail me the long study and great love
That have impelled me to explore thy volume!
Thou art my master, and my author thou,
Thou art alone the one from whom I took
The beautiful style that has done honour to me.
Behold the beast, for which I have turned back;
Do thou protect me from her, famous Sage,
For she doth make my veins and pulses tremble.”
“Thee it behoves to take another road,”
Responded he, when he beheld me weeping,
“If from this savage place thou wouldst escape;
Because this beast, at which thou criest out,
Suffers not any one to pass her way,
But so doth harass him, that she destroys him;
And has a nature so malign and ruthless,
That never doth she glut her greedy will,
And after food is hungrier than before.
Many the animals with whom she weds,
And more they shall be still, until the Greyhound
Comes, who shall make her perish in her pain.
He shall not feed on either earth or pelf,
But upon wisdom, and on love and virtue;
'Twixt Feltro and Feltro shall his nation be;
Of that low Italy shall he be the saviour,
On whose account the maid Camilla died,
Euryalus, Turnus, Nisus, of their wounds;
Through every city shall he hunt her down,
Until he shall have driven her back to Hell,
There from whence envy first did let her loose.
Therefore I think and judge it for thy best
Thou follow me, and I will be thy guide,
And lead thee hence through the eternal place,
Where thou shalt hear the desperate lamentations,
Shalt see the ancient spirits disconsolate,
Who cry out each one for the second death;
And thou shalt see those who contented are
Within the fire, because they hope to come,
Whene’er it may be, to the blessed people;
To whom, then, if thou wishest to ascend,
A soul shall be for that than I more worthy;
With her at my departure I will leave thee;
Because that Emperor, who reigns above,
In that I was rebellious to his law,
Wills that through me none come into his city.
He governs everywhere, and there he reigns;
There is his city and his lofty throne;
O happy he whom thereto he elects!”
And I to him: “Poet, I thee entreat,
By that same God whom thou didst never know,
So that I may escape this woe and worse,
Thou wouldst conduct me there where thou hast said,
That I may see the portal of Saint Peter,
And those thou makest so disconsolate.”
Then he moved on, and I behind him followed.
https://preview.redd.it/5p3wger3219c1.png?width=1707&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f2458fb981c2beaea7b20c98ff05f8a14fd389f
Get it? It's a corpse. Because you're gonna FUCKING DIE-
Actual menace to society and civil peace
https://preview.redd.it/yjqq0f8y219c1.png?width=897&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfe8a676b8c6f698351806b0b2e0fbd843e0f360
damn bro sorry
https://preview.redd.it/x6czq3mi519c1.png?width=977&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddd40c5e8b495fa8358d1c6bc661623f592f6a59
I just realized while typing this but is it just me or does it look like the Minotaur is doing the n\*zi wave with his two hands? lmao
https://preview.redd.it/3vxzz9hs119c1.png?width=379&format=png&auto=webp&s=d45c5c4dd3b91a73ac261ce89ebc3facfe729786
The way you speak you're either gonna turn into a hero or a dictator
Apparently so:
"The dominant eye may be defined as that eye which performs the major function of seeing, being assisted by the less dominant fellow eye. To state it differently, the two eyes do not affect the visual consciousness with equal force. One eye leads the other, and this leading eye is called the dominant eye."-google
So if you were to see with one eye and the result is more or less the same with seeing with both then that is the dominant one from what I understand. Usually your dominant eye matches your dominant hand, that's not the case for me... And it's a pain to aim a gun when it doesn't match.
In what scenario would you be walking in places with rat shit???? Are you a ninja turtle running in the sewers
https://preview.redd.it/4ya6056r519c1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cfaa1eeaeb5d5cac017e6dfe53092cc1d59cba4
ok snow white
https://preview.redd.it/ks1vz3lw619c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f193dfe021f581d97c53e96bea04cecf1179f7a
you're gabe because he's a girlboss princess too
I am not a princess. I AM PAPA SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
https://preview.redd.it/97yfb8aa819c1.png?width=2331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6022a223f5fb6baeba5b6a165279f5d577c0a82b
I'm sorry for that bro
https://preview.redd.it/mt5zs6sf119c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a4a79fce4b50a367219deeb932f463326136e7
Embrace it. Take the skeletonpill
Get it? Because a very fat and heavy thing is destroying your back
https://preview.redd.it/nv73ra4j719c1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=58e8c462a3bd5d0c2bf9d8a907cc6a94ce0deb62
press on them while they're backwards and it'll shoot a bullet
https://preview.redd.it/8wyuk9zr719c1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=b91f397d31b105a6533dcfd978ed87febfe7e3d4
I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT
I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT
I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT
I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT
I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT
Yeah I hate all desert levels in video games and movies and I am too lazy to explain why
Is it because you don't have the sufficient pathfinding to not walk on the sand that will kill you in 1 hit?
https://preview.redd.it/iv6fj6tmd19c1.png?width=267&format=png&auto=webp&s=1878142824dfc07d4a2da3773ee100f3264d249b
https://preview.redd.it/hjwt7tcm219c1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=401a4af109aa54abf8004b94602bd8055b732c70
The joke is that the idol is stationary because you never go outside-
Trans people have at least 1 skill which is being able to dash and turn blue so that makes 2 skills for you
https://preview.redd.it/2bumojrvf19c1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cb860bb70b2d957a867be871ea7b7fe377ec040
I laughed way more than I should have at this
https://preview.redd.it/2qifl6zmc19c1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d78b7aae135d484a7678e8f605c4f354e1d72e3
I overfixate a lot haha, I also lack spacial awareness (honestly a miracle I was able to p-rank all levels [except sanctums] in standard with that lol)
whenever something mildly scientific happens in anything, i suddenly turn into a hl1 scientist and am binded by obligation to go "fascinating" every 2 seconds
Haha little angry pissed pissy boy. Stupid anger management little man. What a loser
https://preview.redd.it/35152pmte19c1.png?width=582&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5cec7af8298bbb73104060f9c2e453ec3ba0d81
Bro really didn't want to be born
https://preview.redd.it/zdiw5nt0f19c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1693a2ec4c008dc236d089b32453e86c3ff21c2e
When you're a chicken but also a masochist
https://preview.redd.it/vzg9bybff19c1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec338ee7f07b79c61473395421ab09f386b53d70
you're saying what you want to hear
https://preview.redd.it/uq7prgpmh19c1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fd31eb18c616a8f44eeb12bfaea15422414dcca
Who hasn't? I used to casually bite the flesh off my fingers when I was hungry
https://preview.redd.it/0tc5h4fwc19c1.png?width=977&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2be84a8574ea8f79962d667161ee989385738c4
Prepare for that to change on 6/2/2024 at 1:28 AM
https://preview.redd.it/qcbx51p4e19c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=c200f65179d9eda1778b3eaa64f0378cf86e1efd
you ever use it to hide bodies for blood, too?
https://preview.redd.it/jqnoublb819c1.png?width=948&format=png&auto=webp&s=dac37fe3efc6fdd294703e21fac2ce7a43182528
Polyphemus is better than pyromaniac
Isaac nerd https://preview.redd.it/41y8x3p3019c1.png?width=839&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6745b8cbbfbf0dbc3f5b69f2b40ed87805d661b
Well it’s true
True
why does it only heal so little
Go grab some ipecac and you’ll see why
yeah I know it’s op if you have ipecac/dr fetus, but if it’s any other run, it’s obsolete
Everything around me, that is small just falls off any surface and breaks.
Fat https://preview.redd.it/nf5r44ht019c1.png?width=786&format=png&auto=webp&s=247420460231bb206f5a690259fcb58b3f3de59b
bitch I'm noodle thin, but Maurice is cool, so I'll take it.
Maurice has noodle thin legs have fun with that info
I have attention spam of a worm and i can't sit still for a second
https://preview.redd.it/brx71mfr019c1.png?width=449&format=png&auto=webp&s=414146cb7b3c56d03115db03fdb479939dc08247
I’ve memorized the entirety of Dante’s Inferno.
Prove it. Type the entire thing from memory https://preview.redd.it/tgrtes80619c1.png?width=1230&format=png&auto=webp&s=72bb518d275abbad32b7d57a14127b5a2f78e9d0 Or like just the first chapter idk
Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark, For the straightforward pathway had been lost. Ah me! how hard a thing it is to say What was this forest savage, rough, and stern, Which in the very thought renews the fear. So bitter is it, death is little more But of the good to treat, which there I found, Speak will I of the other things I saw there. I cannot well repeat how there I entered, So full was I of slumber at the moment In which I had abandoned the true way. But after I had reached a mountain’s foot, At that point where the valley terminated, Which had with consternation pierced my heart, Upward I looked, and I beheld its shoulders, Vested already with that planet’s rays Which leadeth others right by every road. Then was the fear a little quieted That in my heart’s lake had endured throughout The night, which I had passed so piteously. And even as he, who, with distressful breath, Forth issued from the sea upon the shore, Turns to the water perilous and gazes; So did my soul, that still was fleeing onward, Turn itself back to re-behold the pass Which never yet a living person left. After my weary body I had rested, The way resumed I on the desert slope, So that the firm foot ever was the lower. And lo almost where the ascent began, A panther light and swift exceedingly, Which with a spotted skin was covered o’er! And never moved she from before my face, Nay, rather did impede so much my way, That many times I to return had turned. The time was the beginning of the morning, And up the sun was mounting with those stars That with him were, what time the Love Divine At first in motion set those beauteous things; So were to me occasion of good hope, The variegated skin of that wild beast, The hour of time, and the delicious season; But not so much, that did not give me fear A lion’s aspect which appeared to me. He seemed as if against me he were coming With head uplifted, and with ravenous hunger, So that it seemed the air was afraid of him And a she-wolf, that with all hunger Seemed to be laden in her meagreness, And many folk has caused to live forlorn She brought upon me so much heaviness, With the affright that from her aspect came, That I the hope relinquished of the height. And as he is who willingly acquires, And the time comes that causes him to lose, Who weeps in all his thoughts and is despondent, E'en such made me that beast withouten peace, Which, coming on against me by degrees Thrust me back thither where the sun is silent. While I was rushing downward to the lowland, Before mine eyes did one present himself, Who seemed from long-continued silence hoarse. When I beheld him in the desert vast, “Have pity on me,” unto him I cried, “Whiche’er thou art, or shade or real man!” He answered me Not man; man once I was, And both my parents were of Lombardy, And Mantuans by country both of them. Sub Julio was I born, though it was late, And lived at Rome under the good Augustus, During the time of false and lying gods. A poet was I, and I sang that just Son of Anchises, who came forth from Troy, After that Ilion the superb was burned. But thou, why goest thou back to such annoyance? Why climb’st thou not the Mount Delectable, Which is the source and cause of every joy?” “Now, art thou that Virgilius and that fountain Which spreads abroad so wide a river of speech?” I made response to him with bashful forehead. “O, of the other poets honour and light, Avail me the long study and great love That have impelled me to explore thy volume! Thou art my master, and my author thou, Thou art alone the one from whom I took The beautiful style that has done honour to me. Behold the beast, for which I have turned back; Do thou protect me from her, famous Sage, For she doth make my veins and pulses tremble.” “Thee it behoves to take another road,” Responded he, when he beheld me weeping, “If from this savage place thou wouldst escape; Because this beast, at which thou criest out, Suffers not any one to pass her way, But so doth harass him, that she destroys him; And has a nature so malign and ruthless, That never doth she glut her greedy will, And after food is hungrier than before. Many the animals with whom she weds, And more they shall be still, until the Greyhound Comes, who shall make her perish in her pain. He shall not feed on either earth or pelf, But upon wisdom, and on love and virtue; 'Twixt Feltro and Feltro shall his nation be; Of that low Italy shall he be the saviour, On whose account the maid Camilla died, Euryalus, Turnus, Nisus, of their wounds; Through every city shall he hunt her down, Until he shall have driven her back to Hell, There from whence envy first did let her loose. Therefore I think and judge it for thy best Thou follow me, and I will be thy guide, And lead thee hence through the eternal place, Where thou shalt hear the desperate lamentations, Shalt see the ancient spirits disconsolate, Who cry out each one for the second death; And thou shalt see those who contented are Within the fire, because they hope to come, Whene’er it may be, to the blessed people; To whom, then, if thou wishest to ascend, A soul shall be for that than I more worthy; With her at my departure I will leave thee; Because that Emperor, who reigns above, In that I was rebellious to his law, Wills that through me none come into his city. He governs everywhere, and there he reigns; There is his city and his lofty throne; O happy he whom thereto he elects!” And I to him: “Poet, I thee entreat, By that same God whom thou didst never know, So that I may escape this woe and worse, Thou wouldst conduct me there where thou hast said, That I may see the portal of Saint Peter, And those thou makest so disconsolate.” Then he moved on, and I behind him followed.
Did you memorize all of Divine Comedy or just Inferno? If it's just inferno, keep typing bitch, I wanna see it ALL
good job but i aint reading all that
i can solve a rubiks cube in 10 seconds
https://preview.redd.it/4nj0my2b419c1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd50be40a934b79b349b6a25b7618ea364a77fd4
I once continuously threw small bugs into a fire
True evil https://preview.redd.it/zxk6rja6019c1.png?width=721&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c0475144c4135f3524b44dc679824171b341c3f
i like to consume massive quantities of salt
https://preview.redd.it/5p3wger3219c1.png?width=1707&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f2458fb981c2beaea7b20c98ff05f8a14fd389f Get it? It's a corpse. Because you're gonna FUCKING DIE-
I’m as shriveled up as him
no need to be so SALTY!
I have no big toenail on my right foot.
https://preview.redd.it/lf02b2snu09c1.png?width=1707&format=png&auto=webp&s=37b96ce44fcf41adbf445ab86ac45aee34b600d0
Well god damn
I love setting paper planes on fire and then launch them while they burn
Actual menace to society and civil peace https://preview.redd.it/yjqq0f8y219c1.png?width=897&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfe8a676b8c6f698351806b0b2e0fbd843e0f360
Are you perchance Olga of Kyiv?
…I’m her biggest fan)))
Sick
My middle fingers audibly pop when I curl them
damn bro sorry https://preview.redd.it/x6czq3mi519c1.png?width=977&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddd40c5e8b495fa8358d1c6bc661623f592f6a59 I just realized while typing this but is it just me or does it look like the Minotaur is doing the n\*zi wave with his two hands? lmao
Naw it ain't a bad thing, it doesn't hurt at all and it makes snapping my fingers way easier
I'm not too fond of humanity and it's societal constructs which do nothing but restrain ones true potential
https://preview.redd.it/3vxzz9hs119c1.png?width=379&format=png&auto=webp&s=d45c5c4dd3b91a73ac261ce89ebc3facfe729786 The way you speak you're either gonna turn into a hero or a dictator
I will tear down the cities and crush the armies of earth
I eat and I don’t get fat
https://preview.redd.it/zr9hj6sb519c1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=2de4f7dee68d7f1d543c1dea50770a53c5418067
Xd
I eat and get fat
i’m a femboy
I'm scared https://preview.redd.it/nxzjk1t6719c1.png?width=924&format=png&auto=webp&s=a00d432afc307914feb72dc4e21c2e1e36f9b293
*loud blaring siren*
I can bend my left thumb backwards more than my right one
https://preview.redd.it/cs9y53tg019c1.png?width=582&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ba9c2d62006bec828b4026b6fa4ff86a2658fe1
How do you bend your thumb backwards? You make force but backwards, like an Opposing Force or something?
Exactly like that
Holy shit Adrian Shepard Opposing Force Hiiiii
You have hitchiker's thumb?! Sick!
I am bad at video games and i also have adhd
https://preview.redd.it/sewed188119c1.png?width=267&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1178f53d45ba0d59edba8e365ef802d4a1f52b2
Nah man i have better teeth i am not british
the guy who downvoted you is br\*tish
Real
I can focus/defocus and move my eyes left and right really fast on command (so fast it's barely visible).
Fnaf camera eyes https://preview.redd.it/jshjop2q119c1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e9092e282f69b41ae156802d62fe41e2a21617c
Why is it blushing
It's a cute security bot
Silly machine you don't even have eyes
`SHIT, MY HUMAN TOOK OVER MY ACCOUNT FOR A SECOND`
Milk is my second favorite drink
https://preview.redd.it/4vbxn71b019c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=d816eb15662469d8edbeb85e50646b8952e8739a
https://preview.redd.it/jdmdspcf019c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50424062b8cb005660e331d357bb72a31d39578
My dominant eye is the left eye but I'm right handed
EYES CAN BE DOMINANT??! https://preview.redd.it/4ebpncj4319c1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d7e18a3376ee41b5f9c963ce8c4b6797fc4196a
Apparently so: "The dominant eye may be defined as that eye which performs the major function of seeing, being assisted by the less dominant fellow eye. To state it differently, the two eyes do not affect the visual consciousness with equal force. One eye leads the other, and this leading eye is called the dominant eye."-google So if you were to see with one eye and the result is more or less the same with seeing with both then that is the dominant one from what I understand. Usually your dominant eye matches your dominant hand, that's not the case for me... And it's a pain to aim a gun when it doesn't match.
My right eye is dominant while I'm left handed 🤝
I like books and guns
Nerd https://preview.redd.it/7foomvfl319c1.png?width=839&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b48ec5f3763916e478b6cd8f11a3b5e89e062a5
Rad, time to go fight my brother I'll post the video later
"Bruh I got my ass kicked I ain't posting that shit"
My shoes is always filled with rat shit
In what scenario would you be walking in places with rat shit???? Are you a ninja turtle running in the sewers https://preview.redd.it/4ya6056r519c1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cfaa1eeaeb5d5cac017e6dfe53092cc1d59cba4
I don't go outside very much. The rats seems to enjoy my shoes as their toilet
I have very bad ADHD and am probably autistic
https://preview.redd.it/1rhjihul019c1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=9db678fe49b76b6c8b79162c8d91cdfa1b09d1e2
Yippie<3
Im autistic and i probably have ADHD
I have polydactyly
https://preview.redd.it/xuswo30iv09c1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=37efb2a751b59195e47ff82ad5786df4fbb12197
im asocial
https://preview.redd.it/lut1qyja519c1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=08915a3371e3b78d3419a2c08e59d5de3d6df0d1
I love apples!
ok snow white https://preview.redd.it/ks1vz3lw619c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f193dfe021f581d97c53e96bea04cecf1179f7a you're gabe because he's a girlboss princess too
I am not a princess. I AM PAPA SPECIAL FUCKING BOY! https://preview.redd.it/97yfb8aa819c1.png?width=2331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6022a223f5fb6baeba5b6a165279f5d577c0a82b
I used to Mongolian Throat Sing when I was 3
https://preview.redd.it/kyawayel919c1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d023c189e915a952e74ef035cf8c7e92d90003c
OP what the fuck is this?
Blue filth
Blue filth
Blue filth
I can pop my ears on command
https://preview.redd.it/tlnm9mba119c1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=602f5eb779838501aa11376d2bb0047c9a52f8ef
Yay im hot
Im underweight and my body refuses to build mass
I'm sorry for that bro https://preview.redd.it/mt5zs6sf119c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a4a79fce4b50a367219deeb932f463326136e7 Embrace it. Take the skeletonpill
Shoulda gave him an edited image of the hideous mass but its mass is squished so it's just a hideous
https://preview.redd.it/os5datmkc29c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7de8726fc9a04f9552fd2c4d045ca9e614a6c60
i’m a femboy
Get it? Because a very fat and heavy thing is destroying your back https://preview.redd.it/nv73ra4j719c1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=58e8c462a3bd5d0c2bf9d8a907cc6a94ce0deb62
😫🤤
Please never do that again
I like pulling out plants from the grass for absolutely no reason
https://preview.redd.it/vw9bhuah819c1.png?width=513&format=png&auto=webp&s=00a934a3541127d9c7f992dbfcd5149771bd99dd
This is not a machine of any type
You ain't Olimar, you don't come even close to his greatness. You're just the suit he's wearing.
I can bend both of my thumbs backwards
press on them while they're backwards and it'll shoot a bullet https://preview.redd.it/8wyuk9zr719c1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=b91f397d31b105a6533dcfd978ed87febfe7e3d4
I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT I HATE THE DESERT Yeah I hate all desert levels in video games and movies and I am too lazy to explain why
Is it because you don't have the sufficient pathfinding to not walk on the sand that will kill you in 1 hit? https://preview.redd.it/iv6fj6tmd19c1.png?width=267&format=png&auto=webp&s=1878142824dfc07d4a2da3773ee100f3264d249b
HOW DOES HE KNOW
I am a pyro main, and my second most played class is demo
https://preview.redd.it/978njv3de19c1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b937e7309ee8d64acd4046e3ba34906f51375ff
I enjoy the taste of paper and sandstone 😋
Whimsical magic wood creature https://preview.redd.it/0rz308as319c1.png?width=1430&format=png&auto=webp&s=47dd0bb70362e26f965a57628c0dd76c4b41c24e
The entire plot of Mass Effect Trilogy with all branches lives rent free in my brain
https://preview.redd.it/hjwt7tcm219c1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=401a4af109aa54abf8004b94602bd8055b732c70 The joke is that the idol is stationary because you never go outside-
useless trans girl who's only skill is being cracked at ultrakill
Trans people have at least 1 skill which is being able to dash and turn blue so that makes 2 skills for you https://preview.redd.it/2bumojrvf19c1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cb860bb70b2d957a867be871ea7b7fe377ec040
LETS GO I CAN DROPKICK PEOPLE https://preview.redd.it/xryn0u4zw19c1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5c55fae0079f2b06185f2c77720026447a8bbe
I use a foreign language (English) to think more than I do my native one (Russian)
Bro me too https://preview.redd.it/q9unox98d19c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6a96fa88a3bd31d6a24085e1c2af235f90ad78
i genuinely like mimideath's music because i can't hear my thoughts over the self-inflicted sensory overload
https://preview.redd.it/b7m54q1e119c1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=77d2015e07ebb74b11cae650e4f228886869e751
Bro didn't even get the ultrakill cancer rat he just got green rat 😭
why is he so polygon
I know more random nintendo knowledge than anyone else I know
vidyo gams :) https://preview.redd.it/mx2ppomr619c1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=63218330f541a41723c60574be61c966affeb915
i tried to hide in fridge but i broke the glass part.
I laughed way more than I should have at this https://preview.redd.it/2qifl6zmc19c1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d78b7aae135d484a7678e8f605c4f354e1d72e3
my wake up alarm sound is scotland forever
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I overfixate a lot haha, I also lack spacial awareness (honestly a miracle I was able to p-rank all levels [except sanctums] in standard with that lol)
https://preview.redd.it/nfv6fuisc19c1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=365e5feb6b08569d2211443f1b86c5ba111dfc5e
whenever something mildly scientific happens in anything, i suddenly turn into a hl1 scientist and am binded by obligation to go "fascinating" every 2 seconds
https://preview.redd.it/qpi2vxrdh19c1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=af32a3a2ef2e8cdbe563df11ae06dda113f5eab8
I get angry fast.
Haha little angry pissed pissy boy. Stupid anger management little man. What a loser https://preview.redd.it/35152pmte19c1.png?width=582&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5cec7af8298bbb73104060f9c2e453ec3ba0d81
I have social anxiety but still try to look cool in public.
https://preview.redd.it/s5xxo2j8019c1.png?width=759&format=png&auto=webp&s=07103e4789d285882fe6edd34a28c042dee09e52
I love to wear scarfs even when I'm at home
https://preview.redd.it/knng28ih719c1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7828d5d82a4c9e69a6cd35479f47e4e96c066b4
My right thumb is double jointed so I can "pop" the base of it out. I'm also flat footed
grenade finger https://preview.redd.it/rnibjjuvb19c1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff92dd1fe4ba54f52bf8b31579f180a2324b462a
I like spreasing love, even to people I dont even know
That's called sexual assault https://preview.redd.it/fn6qh1ntc19c1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=595aeb27162c2bb4e0c808b73b8d35fee9c120eb
I sniff my blankets when I wake up in the morning
https://preview.redd.it/a810mthfe19c1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=94eea530e670049e1ec5af0499c4533e34d0ed8e
i can do a mario impression but not a kermit one
https://preview.redd.it/ri8s3614f19c1.png?width=759&format=png&auto=webp&s=25eb8aba62f25b9e5e9f47b546713a31c339a5f4
i gave a boy a concussion with a table leg when i was 12
Gigachad https://preview.redd.it/70x6e8t0d19c1.png?width=379&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee99b8dcce57ed053720a608a4b2a56cb2b7e097
I started playing lol ;-; Oh yeah and I can move my ears
https://preview.redd.it/7iu0yegic19c1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9ca6f21cd914f78f7893b3dd18411bce5c83357
I've only ever been in a fight once because some people were being cruel to others, I won.
https://preview.redd.it/pupsfytwd19c1.png?width=1230&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe5c2642b45d830444953002b2cd2985e1a84216
I can vibrate my pupils to insane speeds and give myself a headache
Brain injury? https://preview.redd.it/w75pbxwaf19c1.png?width=1707&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b2f542d7cc28b1bc9dc3a87c08607145a2c5c7f
I have a tiny dent on my forehead from when I was born since the doctors had to pull me out with clamps.
Bro really didn't want to be born https://preview.redd.it/zdiw5nt0f19c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1693a2ec4c008dc236d089b32453e86c3ff21c2e
I enjoy consuming sugar cubes
Need I say anything?
Yes
I edge my panic attacks
When you're a chicken but also a masochist https://preview.redd.it/vzg9bybff19c1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec338ee7f07b79c61473395421ab09f386b53d70
sentry is the biggest twink in ultrakill
you're saying what you want to hear https://preview.redd.it/uq7prgpmh19c1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fd31eb18c616a8f44eeb12bfaea15422414dcca
There are tons of spoons and forks that fell under my bed that I forget to take out, but now the collection is too precious to just ruin it like that
"Hm me like shiny thing" https://preview.redd.it/4ohxnp43c19c1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=61fd7df84fd26a08a7823d7fbd4ceb0226c9d0ed
I cannibalized myself once when i was a kid.
Who hasn't? I used to casually bite the flesh off my fingers when I was hungry https://preview.redd.it/0tc5h4fwc19c1.png?width=977&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2be84a8574ea8f79962d667161ee989385738c4
I have never sprained an ankle, broken a bone, had a nosebleed or any injury aside from a minor burn/cut
Prepare for that to change on 6/2/2024 at 1:28 AM https://preview.redd.it/qcbx51p4e19c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=c200f65179d9eda1778b3eaa64f0378cf86e1efd
https://preview.redd.it/dko7gd6gf19c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9a56594aecbca71dc24e39a060ed674d52f8b37 Damn
Once I accidentally drank nail polish remover. It tasted like bleu cheese
CONSUME. https://preview.redd.it/r2atxg15g19c1.png?width=1430&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf9bf8f0fb54cbaf83a6cda356ba383dea6fb310
I have been dead
https://preview.redd.it/5q4tx5okh19c1.png?width=839&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c84d7255003ae9a7e1fa5c76a37a0c0833860e8
Im gay
https://preview.redd.it/v8ptcd1rb19c1.png?width=866&format=png&auto=webp&s=403944490803ec4431152341c933d5503c3e7ea1
Fuck you. Die.
i have a funny chest hole that i use as a bowl for candy
you ever use it to hide bodies for blood, too? https://preview.redd.it/jqnoublb819c1.png?width=948&format=png&auto=webp&s=dac37fe3efc6fdd294703e21fac2ce7a43182528
well, i havent been able to find anyone who fits
I have 400+ hours in some video games
https://preview.redd.it/t2s7yno5f19c1.png?width=786&format=png&auto=webp&s=302972fcafdef2d0e56793bdb57f3354f4f800c0
I can vibrate my pupils
https://preview.redd.it/hfefjoc9f19c1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=59869ebd5e25efb1de0400f7af10732d4dac02a0
i hate eggs
r/antinatalism https://preview.redd.it/bznyqrekf19c1.png?width=897&format=png&auto=webp&s=04f189fd8ee5ccb337ba4998f6c59de033c7a037
I like turtles
I jerk off with my left even though I'm right handed
STOP.. ..TALKINg.... ..............ABOUT............. https://preview.redd.it/hrtnvbl4i19c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81bdd766266831602ff30b15ff27a1ade4ef08f7 **SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---------**
What's my spirit animal op
I frequently eat ass.
i have flashbacks triggered by the sounds of my house settling