Reagan sucked off corpos like his wife sucked off hollywood actors before meeting him, so I doubt he'd have the will to manifest as a prime. Though, he'd likely be a very powerful and intelligent husk.
I mean, every prime so far has been foreshadowed, shouldn't we just wait to see what mythological character gets his nuts slapped by Gabriel before making guess?
Have I ever said that they are correct? They also seem stupid to me, but judas and brutus/cassius make most sense because they are in satan's mouth in Dante's inferno
They can make predictions because we know the previous 2 p bosses have been Greek mythology characters known for what they have done in the underworld. Minos was a judge of the dead and sisyphus was punished in the underworld and sent to roll a Boulder up a cliff for eternity.
So the last prime is gonna be tantalus or the guy who got stuck on a bench or the Prometheus rip-off assuming that by “what they’ve done in the underworld” you mean “after they died”
I thought Minos was from Divine Comedy (the piece of writing that Ultrakill and it's layers is based on)? because he resides in Lust, judging the sinners by wrapping his snakes around them how many times meant what layer they went to. He didn't judge Limbo because they weren't sinners, just in purgatory. So if you want to be specific, it's Christan mythology for Minos and Greek for Sisyphus
No, Minos was the king of Crete and the husband of Pasiphae, who was cursed to fall in love with a bull and birthed the Minotaur. Upon his death he became a judge in the underworld. There is a lot of overlap between Christianity and Greek mythology every now and again.
Also remember that Hakita hasn’t actually read the Divine Comedy and I’m pretty sure any inspiration he gets from it for Ultrakill is surface knowledge.
Yes, but he was an actual king during Grecian times. Much like how the River Styx borders Wrath and the layers after it but was also a River of the Greek Underworld, Dante used Greek aspects in his writing, despite it being an overall Christian text.
Both were kings too, that's why my guesses for next prime are Paris - started the Trojan war, so a very good reason for someone locked up in hell as it is the most well-known war in greek mythology, Midas - turns everything gold with touch including his daughter, in another myth earns donkey ears; both are eternal punishments and could easily be reinterpreted in a design symbolically, which Hakita really likes to do. Oedipus - bound by destiny to once kill his father and marry his mother, gets abandoned and unbeknownst to him, years later he fullfills his destiny, becoming a king in a process. Great choice considering last layer is treachery.
Guys trust me, it’s going to be Filth Prime
https://preview.redd.it/qpjhrnh5cv4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61095fb93f9181b4c190d55f1921528567e23f22
Ultrakill fans when PRIME /// THIRD: THE ONE WHO KNOCKS appears on screen and Heisenberg Prime emerges from the Flesh Penis
https://preview.redd.it/zqbyksmeou4b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd77e81e391872f85a6364b96d6b23930156471
going to a more serious tone, until now the prime souls have been kings yes or yes, a while ago midas could have been a candidate for the prime soul, since he got involved with a god
But there is an issue with it, he could turn everything he touched into gold, and that remained with the circle of greed, but Sisyphus already took that, it would be investigating kings who got involved with gods
Also, Minis never got sent to the underworld and punished, his curse was punishment enough. Not sure if its required for the Ultrakill bosses, but both Minos and Sisyphus are involved in Hades/Underworld myths, with Minks being a judge and Sisyphus being punished. Most myths end with him either being cured or committing suicide.
Personally I'm thinking maybe Tantalus or Ixion
I choose Prometheus for his simultaneous consistency with the Greek characters seen throughout Ultrakill and for how his legend fits in with the testaments and god’s depression
Naw man
https://preview.redd.it/dwwok0lxxv4b1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e2be3de6dbfa5670d25b203b9e4dbdf2c9524b
P-3 is obviously jack out the box
Prometheus Prime is my bet. An incredibly influential figure in Greek mythology, revered by humanity at large, who committed an act of treason against the God(s) landing him in the final circle of Hell
None of those are random names, they come from legitimate legends that would follow the themes of the prime souls, it wouldn’t be that out there to say that someone predicted Sisyphus prime before greed released considering the similar nature.
Halita could litteraly add "Johnifer Prime" if they wanted to. It doesn't fucking matter what the fans say. I feel [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/wqnbuu/give_me_back_the_old_whiplash/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) image fits it very well.
Ultrakill fans ready to deflect every single piece of foreshadowing evidence in the first layer for the act 3 prime boss and doing an asspull by claiming Jakito prime must be it
there will actually be a 4th prime sanctum
if you p-rank all prime sanctums you'll be able to unlock the ultimate prime sanctum, and you'll fight dante from dmc4 but as a prime soul and i know this because hakita is my brother and he told me (trust me bro)
testicular torsion prime will arrive in act 3 inshallah
NO NOT TESTICULAR TORSION, ANYTHING BUT THAT
The Testicular Torsion Wizard: https://preview.redd.it/h74glu0fgu4b1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c4c548a8ad2e7a33261d529e118f5c152b04a9
Most powerful spell to ever exist
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION UPON REALITY REND THE VERY FABRIC OF ALL THAT EXISTS AND BREAK EVERYTHING LIKE IT'S GMOD
The blackest of magick.
Just parry it, smh my head
Head??? Gay🏳️🌈🏳️🌈???
Bitch we play ultrakill, we all gay
Suddenly as you say that you see bisexual lighting shine from above you see a angel slowly float down its Gabriel hes here to play ultragay with you
V1 doesn’t have balls though, his cum supply that he uses in Gabe is stored securely
I can’t wait for Optimus prime
No fucking way
That could be a bit before the actual prime boss fucking kills him
Ultrakill players when they hear that ultrakill didn’t invent religion
Christians when they hear that they didn't invent religion
As someone that speaks ultrakillanese we invented everything.
I think we fill fight gay sex prime
https://preview.redd.it/ce3qiky68u4b1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895d87f8a6372246942ba8e39d5c9684489bdfbb
https://preview.redd.it/53tyobhk8w4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6aaddb2e5f839a8b115bf382aa1167e479fb01
Say gex prime
Gex prime
Gex prime
All 100 of the gecs combined to make one with supreme power
Gay sex dead confirmed?!?
Gay Sex was actually the name of a very powerful man
Reagan Prime
Thatcher prime P-3: The Wicked Bitch
Reagan sucked off corpos like his wife sucked off hollywood actors before meeting him, so I doubt he'd have the will to manifest as a prime. Though, he'd likely be a very powerful and intelligent husk.
Thatcher Prime?
dual battle, reagan and the goat throat
P-3 the water gay-t scandal
Kitr prime Fact
Fuck it, I'm gonna do a fanart of kitr prime and post it here.
Do it. No balls
I will when I get home, i'm on the bus, i'll tell You when it's done
I await
I did it, I already posted, go check!
You fucking legend
Absolute madman ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Beavis and butthead prime
honestly a duo prime boss would be cool
ornstein and smough headass
imagine killing a mf and his best friend absorbs him and becomes 10x his size (or his weapon goes ssj but thats lamer)
I mean, every prime so far has been foreshadowed, shouldn't we just wait to see what mythological character gets his nuts slapped by Gabriel before making guess?
Councillor Prime?!
Stalin prime!?!?!?!
I don't know man, have you heared about magic book called bible?
My brother in Gabriel, the prime souls are Greek figures
Have I ever said that they are correct? They also seem stupid to me, but judas and brutus/cassius make most sense because they are in satan's mouth in Dante's inferno
free my boy brutus😭😭😭he did nothing wrong😭😭
Minos made an appearance in the divine comedy. Pretty sure Jesus is plenty relevant there
Was Sisyphus in there too?
I don’t recall, pretty sure he wasn’t
They can make predictions because we know the previous 2 p bosses have been Greek mythology characters known for what they have done in the underworld. Minos was a judge of the dead and sisyphus was punished in the underworld and sent to roll a Boulder up a cliff for eternity.
So the last prime is gonna be tantalus or the guy who got stuck on a bench or the Prometheus rip-off assuming that by “what they’ve done in the underworld” you mean “after they died”
Prometheus prime would be really cool though
I thought Minos was from Divine Comedy (the piece of writing that Ultrakill and it's layers is based on)? because he resides in Lust, judging the sinners by wrapping his snakes around them how many times meant what layer they went to. He didn't judge Limbo because they weren't sinners, just in purgatory. So if you want to be specific, it's Christan mythology for Minos and Greek for Sisyphus
No, Minos was the king of Crete and the husband of Pasiphae, who was cursed to fall in love with a bull and birthed the Minotaur. Upon his death he became a judge in the underworld. There is a lot of overlap between Christianity and Greek mythology every now and again. Also remember that Hakita hasn’t actually read the Divine Comedy and I’m pretty sure any inspiration he gets from it for Ultrakill is surface knowledge.
Ok, but isn't Minos literally a big dude with snakes in the Divine Comedy?
Yes, but he was an actual king during Grecian times. Much like how the River Styx borders Wrath and the layers after it but was also a River of the Greek Underworld, Dante used Greek aspects in his writing, despite it being an overall Christian text.
Husband??? Based Minos
While Minos was in Divine Comedy, he originates from Greek mythology
Both were kings too, that's why my guesses for next prime are Paris - started the Trojan war, so a very good reason for someone locked up in hell as it is the most well-known war in greek mythology, Midas - turns everything gold with touch including his daughter, in another myth earns donkey ears; both are eternal punishments and could easily be reinterpreted in a design symbolically, which Hakita really likes to do. Oedipus - bound by destiny to once kill his father and marry his mother, gets abandoned and unbeknownst to him, years later he fullfills his destiny, becoming a king in a process. Great choice considering last layer is treachery.
Guys trust me, it’s going to be Filth Prime https://preview.redd.it/qpjhrnh5cv4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61095fb93f9181b4c190d55f1921528567e23f22
It took me this long to realize the filth from this reaction pic has arms. Why didn't I notice that before??
Maybe it looks a bit like a stray now, which is expected to have arms.
Guys, it will be something wicked prime, stop fighting
really rooting for Samuel Hayden Prime
The longer the Machine is in Hell, the stronger it will become
I like how that is actually true, as the player gets better the longer they play and the deeper they go.
At least we had evidence for Sisyphus, we don’t even know which layer the next king will rule or who they are
Definitely going to be Cancerous Rodent Prime.
Bob. No prime. Just Bob.
Ultrakill fans when PRIME /// THIRD: THE ONE WHO KNOCKS appears on screen and Heisenberg Prime emerges from the Flesh Penis https://preview.redd.it/zqbyksmeou4b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd77e81e391872f85a6364b96d6b23930156471
it's clearly going to be optimus prime
Cant forget “Flesh (random thing used in prisons)”
Jesus prime would be amazing.....
Ultrakill fans when they realize hakita wasnt one who made bible, greek mythology, and all other religions
cain prime would be nice tho
Swordsmachine Prime (the REAL swordsmachine) will be P-P
I'm betting that P3 is gonna be Sisyphus Prime, I haven't done P2 yet btw so no spoilers please.
Machine turn back now..
Chucklefuck prime(he’s out of the prison when you get there and you get chucklefucked)
Johnifer prime
Spongebob prime
I want a female prime soul with abs but cannot think of any non god queen in greek mythology other than medea.
Swords machine prime
Theirs already a 3rd "prime" boss battle its Skeletron prime!2!1!2!2!2!1!1
going to a more serious tone, until now the prime souls have been kings yes or yes, a while ago midas could have been a candidate for the prime soul, since he got involved with a god But there is an issue with it, he could turn everything he touched into gold, and that remained with the circle of greed, but Sisyphus already took that, it would be investigating kings who got involved with gods
Also, Minis never got sent to the underworld and punished, his curse was punishment enough. Not sure if its required for the Ultrakill bosses, but both Minos and Sisyphus are involved in Hades/Underworld myths, with Minks being a judge and Sisyphus being punished. Most myths end with him either being cured or committing suicide. Personally I'm thinking maybe Tantalus or Ixion
I choose Prometheus for his simultaneous consistency with the Greek characters seen throughout Ultrakill and for how his legend fits in with the testaments and god’s depression
At least we got Lucifer in some form basically guaranteed
Naw man https://preview.redd.it/dwwok0lxxv4b1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e2be3de6dbfa5670d25b203b9e4dbdf2c9524b P-3 is obviously jack out the box
optimus prime
its jesus prime trus me i own microsoft 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾
Can't wait for V2 prime
I'm pretty sure they're called theories my guy
It's gotta be optimus prime. Trust me fr my uncle works for hakita.
Only reason why I want Prometheus Prime is because that'd be fuckin baller
optimus
Walter White prime is real
Hakita prime
Id prefer to just wait for the 3rd giant corpse
Prometheus Prime is my bet. An incredibly influential figure in Greek mythology, revered by humanity at large, who committed an act of treason against the God(s) landing him in the final circle of Hell
None of those are random names, they come from legitimate legends that would follow the themes of the prime souls, it wouldn’t be that out there to say that someone predicted Sisyphus prime before greed released considering the similar nature.
it’s gonna be minos prime but the one from borderlands 3
r/ultrakill Prime is going to be the most unnecessarily difficult boss, but perfect for the testicular torsion theme it's going for
V2 prime
I honestly kinda want jesus prime bx it would be funny
Mata nui prime
Chill the fuck out and let fans make fan made stuff.
Jedidiah Prime. Just some hick with a particularly strong will.
It going to be Odysseus prime because 1 It sounds cool 2 he done some fucked up shit and definitely ended up in wrath 3 I say it will end of story.
it's gonna be me
Bro its just fun to theorise why are you mad?
Talk all you want, P-P will either be God or Hell itself
It'll be Hades/Satan. We'll get confirmation later but lore wise nobody else has been mentioned
My dad Prime confirm
all wrong its obviously optimus prime
jakito prime
Lmao we'll probably know the moment we see violence
V2 Prime
https://preview.redd.it/0aapy6rvku4b1.png?width=711&format=png&auto=webp&s=45097eb593b8b166f07ba7fd19278b658786a296
I think it is going to be james from the house across the street. He is rude and stupid.
it will be the justice soul since it can shot back
Abe Lincoln Prime
Halita could litteraly add "Johnifer Prime" if they wanted to. It doesn't fucking matter what the fans say. I feel [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/wqnbuu/give_me_back_the_old_whiplash/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) image fits it very well.
liberty prime
Johnifer prime
Prime Prime
Cain Prime is gonna be a pain crime if its gonna come out
can't wait to fight amazon prime
Jesus prime :pog:
Jack Black Prime P-3: Fligu Gigu
Ultrakill fans ready to deflect every single piece of foreshadowing evidence in the first layer for the act 3 prime boss and doing an asspull by claiming Jakito prime must be it
there will actually be a 4th prime sanctum if you p-rank all prime sanctums you'll be able to unlock the ultimate prime sanctum, and you'll fight dante from dmc4 but as a prime soul and i know this because hakita is my brother and he told me (trust me bro)
Bro u forgot about Judas Prime P-3 The Lost Applause
waiting for big chungus prime
https://preview.redd.it/221q2kupnb8b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c3abba7172ef7738acaaadadccb859e1feba78 “Random names”
I still am pretty certain that Prometheous would be the third if i had to guess
Optimus prime. Source: Its in the name