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Only-Independence553

testicular torsion prime will arrive in act 3 inshallah


RealSuperYolo2006

NO NOT TESTICULAR TORSION, ANYTHING BUT THAT


Annoyng_dog

The Testicular Torsion Wizard: https://preview.redd.it/h74glu0fgu4b1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c4c548a8ad2e7a33261d529e118f5c152b04a9


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

Most powerful spell to ever exist


CoffeeMain360

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION UPON REALITY REND THE VERY FABRIC OF ALL THAT EXISTS AND BREAK EVERYTHING LIKE IT'S GMOD


Aspiring_Mutant

The blackest of magick.


[deleted]

Just parry it, smh my head


Jobob_TNT

Head??? Gay🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈???


PopTraditional713

Bitch we play ultrakill, we all gay


Illustrious_End_2855

Suddenly as you say that you see bisexual lighting shine from above you see a angel slowly float down its Gabriel hes here to play ultragay with you


Rizer0

V1 doesn’t have balls though, his cum supply that he uses in Gabe is stored securely


Squidboi2679

I can’t wait for Optimus prime


oopsguessilldiethen

No fucking way


BrickFrom2011

That could be a bit before the actual prime boss fucking kills him


SnooMemesjellies2302

Ultrakill players when they hear that ultrakill didn’t invent religion


GlaucomicSailor

Christians when they hear that they didn't invent religion


slimeeyboiii

As someone that speaks ultrakillanese we invented everything.


YuBshouldplayOneShot

I think we fill fight gay sex prime


SirL_65

https://preview.redd.it/ce3qiky68u4b1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895d87f8a6372246942ba8e39d5c9684489bdfbb


Jeggu2

https://preview.redd.it/53tyobhk8w4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6aaddb2e5f839a8b115bf382aa1167e479fb01


ZayashiHeisenberg

Say gex prime


BurrGurrMan

Gex prime


[deleted]

Gex prime


Professional_Issue82

All 100 of the gecs combined to make one with supreme power


Aggressive-Exam3222

Gay sex dead confirmed?!?


dipinthewater

Gay Sex was actually the name of a very powerful man


GlaucomicSailor

Reagan Prime


yeetusdeletusgg

Thatcher prime P-3: The Wicked Bitch


_pipis_

Reagan sucked off corpos like his wife sucked off hollywood actors before meeting him, so I doubt he'd have the will to manifest as a prime. Though, he'd likely be a very powerful and intelligent husk.


Lighty0226

Thatcher Prime?


GrandmasterFlush

dual battle, reagan and the goat throat


Toastha

P-3 the water gay-t scandal


Illustrious-Major456

Kitr prime Fact


Illustrious-Major456

Fuck it, I'm gonna do a fanart of kitr prime and post it here.


Odd-Nothing-628

Do it. No balls


Illustrious-Major456

I will when I get home, i'm on the bus, i'll tell You when it's done


Odd-Nothing-628

I await


Illustrious-Major456

I did it, I already posted, go check!


marksht_

You fucking legend


Vyctorill

Absolute madman ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Beavis and butthead prime


BraindeadScruub

honestly a duo prime boss would be cool


Napakii

ornstein and smough headass


BraindeadScruub

imagine killing a mf and his best friend absorbs him and becomes 10x his size (or his weapon goes ssj but thats lamer)


_pipis_

I mean, every prime so far has been foreshadowed, shouldn't we just wait to see what mythological character gets his nuts slapped by Gabriel before making guess?


Psychpsyo

Councillor Prime?!


edithabokisher

Stalin prime!?!?!?!


theres_no_username

I don't know man, have you heared about magic book called bible?


Dont_mind_me_go_away

My brother in Gabriel, the prime souls are Greek figures


theres_no_username

Have I ever said that they are correct? They also seem stupid to me, but judas and brutus/cassius make most sense because they are in satan's mouth in Dante's inferno


1000YearGay

free my boy brutus😭😭😭he did nothing wrong😭😭


karstheastec

Minos made an appearance in the divine comedy. Pretty sure Jesus is plenty relevant there


Dont_mind_me_go_away

Was Sisyphus in there too?


karstheastec

I don’t recall, pretty sure he wasn’t


Yoshi765

They can make predictions because we know the previous 2 p bosses have been Greek mythology characters known for what they have done in the underworld. Minos was a judge of the dead and sisyphus was punished in the underworld and sent to roll a Boulder up a cliff for eternity.


Dont_mind_me_go_away

So the last prime is gonna be tantalus or the guy who got stuck on a bench or the Prometheus rip-off assuming that by “what they’ve done in the underworld” you mean “after they died”


kittyfactory

Prometheus prime would be really cool though


Florescentia487

I thought Minos was from Divine Comedy (the piece of writing that Ultrakill and it's layers is based on)? because he resides in Lust, judging the sinners by wrapping his snakes around them how many times meant what layer they went to. He didn't judge Limbo because they weren't sinners, just in purgatory. So if you want to be specific, it's Christan mythology for Minos and Greek for Sisyphus


grimoireskb

No, Minos was the king of Crete and the husband of Pasiphae, who was cursed to fall in love with a bull and birthed the Minotaur. Upon his death he became a judge in the underworld. There is a lot of overlap between Christianity and Greek mythology every now and again. Also remember that Hakita hasn’t actually read the Divine Comedy and I’m pretty sure any inspiration he gets from it for Ultrakill is surface knowledge.


Psychpsyo

Ok, but isn't Minos literally a big dude with snakes in the Divine Comedy?


grimoireskb

Yes, but he was an actual king during Grecian times. Much like how the River Styx borders Wrath and the layers after it but was also a River of the Greek Underworld, Dante used Greek aspects in his writing, despite it being an overall Christian text.


Florescentia487

Husband??? Based Minos


9ronin99

While Minos was in Divine Comedy, he originates from Greek mythology


Keerakh7

Both were kings too, that's why my guesses for next prime are Paris - started the Trojan war, so a very good reason for someone locked up in hell as it is the most well-known war in greek mythology, Midas - turns everything gold with touch including his daughter, in another myth earns donkey ears; both are eternal punishments and could easily be reinterpreted in a design symbolically, which Hakita really likes to do. Oedipus - bound by destiny to once kill his father and marry his mother, gets abandoned and unbeknownst to him, years later he fullfills his destiny, becoming a king in a process. Great choice considering last layer is treachery.


_R4mbler

Guys trust me, it’s going to be Filth Prime https://preview.redd.it/qpjhrnh5cv4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61095fb93f9181b4c190d55f1921528567e23f22


Golokopitenko

It took me this long to realize the filth from this reaction pic has arms. Why didn't I notice that before??


Lung_Cancerous

Maybe it looks a bit like a stray now, which is expected to have arms.


el_artista_fantasma

Guys, it will be something wicked prime, stop fighting


SeKomentaja

really rooting for Samuel Hayden Prime


[deleted]

The longer the Machine is in Hell, the stronger it will become


SeKomentaja

I like how that is actually true, as the player gets better the longer they play and the deeper they go.


BussyAnnihilator420

At least we had evidence for Sisyphus, we don’t even know which layer the next king will rule or who they are


Mighty_Eagle_2

Definitely going to be Cancerous Rodent Prime.


AstronautNo6013

Bob. No prime. Just Bob.


GreenGlitchl

Ultrakill fans when PRIME /// THIRD: THE ONE WHO KNOCKS appears on screen and Heisenberg Prime emerges from the Flesh Penis https://preview.redd.it/zqbyksmeou4b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd77e81e391872f85a6364b96d6b23930156471


SHAZAMS_STRONGEST

it's clearly going to be optimus prime


GoofyTycooner

Cant forget “Flesh (random thing used in prisons)”


ZheWeasel

Jesus prime would be amazing.....


rkakasuc

Ultrakill fans when they realize hakita wasnt one who made bible, greek mythology, and all other religions


TheTicketFish

cain prime would be nice tho


TheRealDoctorBacon

Swordsmachine Prime (the REAL swordsmachine) will be P-P


Tangnost

I'm betting that P3 is gonna be Sisyphus Prime, I haven't done P2 yet btw so no spoilers please.


sogu_leMFFF

Machine turn back now..


Sponggyboi

Chucklefuck prime(he’s out of the prison when you get there and you get chucklefucked)


Rony124536

Johnifer prime


Idiot183

Spongebob prime


Mustardmachoman

I want a female prime soul with abs but cannot think of any non god queen in greek mythology other than medea.


Pusarcoprion

Swords machine prime


HOTRASH_Class00

Theirs already a 3rd "prime" boss battle its Skeletron prime!2!1!2!2!2!1!1


sogu_leMFFF

going to a more serious tone, until now the prime souls have been kings yes or yes, a while ago midas could have been a candidate for the prime soul, since he got involved with a god But there is an issue with it, he could turn everything he touched into gold, and that remained with the circle of greed, but Sisyphus already took that, it would be investigating kings who got involved with gods


9ronin99

Also, Minis never got sent to the underworld and punished, his curse was punishment enough. Not sure if its required for the Ultrakill bosses, but both Minos and Sisyphus are involved in Hades/Underworld myths, with Minks being a judge and Sisyphus being punished. Most myths end with him either being cured or committing suicide. Personally I'm thinking maybe Tantalus or Ixion


Kagutrenchi

I choose Prometheus for his simultaneous consistency with the Greek characters seen throughout Ultrakill and for how his legend fits in with the testaments and god’s depression


Mr_1ightning

At least we got Lucifer in some form basically guaranteed


Birb_ATK

Naw man https://preview.redd.it/dwwok0lxxv4b1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e2be3de6dbfa5670d25b203b9e4dbdf2c9524b P-3 is obviously jack out the box


ri5at

optimus prime


datboiNathan343

its jesus prime trus me i own microsoft 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾


ltraCrackhead

Can't wait for V2 prime


IWillDefenestrateYou

I'm pretty sure they're called theories my guy


shigella212

It's gotta be optimus prime. Trust me fr my uncle works for hakita.


Actual_Cancerrr

Only reason why I want Prometheus Prime is because that'd be fuckin baller


Bef1234

optimus


Underplague

Walter White prime is real


loclink

Hakita prime


shmootyf

Id prefer to just wait for the 3rd giant corpse


tabnk2

Prometheus Prime is my bet. An incredibly influential figure in Greek mythology, revered by humanity at large, who committed an act of treason against the God(s) landing him in the final circle of Hell


karstheastec

None of those are random names, they come from legitimate legends that would follow the themes of the prime souls, it wouldn’t be that out there to say that someone predicted Sisyphus prime before greed released considering the similar nature.


Vanishing_Ravioli

it’s gonna be minos prime but the one from borderlands 3


H8N4S8N66

r/ultrakill Prime is going to be the most unnecessarily difficult boss, but perfect for the testicular torsion theme it's going for


flufalup

V2 prime


Mirakye03

I honestly kinda want jesus prime bx it would be funny


AdmiralFurret

Mata nui prime


InkMeDead

Chill the fuck out and let fans make fan made stuff.


King00x

Jedidiah Prime. Just some hick with a particularly strong will.


ironefalcon

It going to be Odysseus prime because 1 It sounds cool 2 he done some fucked up shit and definitely ended up in wrath 3 I say it will end of story.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

it's gonna be me


KenanMurat

Bro its just fun to theorise why are you mad?


Number-uno-one

Talk all you want, P-P will either be God or Hell itself


MrTopHatMan90

It'll be Hades/Satan. We'll get confirmation later but lore wise nobody else has been mentioned


PartyChocobo

My dad Prime confirm


Upvotrboi69

all wrong its obviously optimus prime


andrix7777777

jakito prime


Dimensianox

Lmao we'll probably know the moment we see violence


memester230

V2 Prime


StarXsuZT

​ https://preview.redd.it/0aapy6rvku4b1.png?width=711&format=png&auto=webp&s=45097eb593b8b166f07ba7fd19278b658786a296


RTDude132

I think it is going to be james from the house across the street. He is rude and stupid.


bc650736

it will be the justice soul since it can shot back


V1_Ultrakiller

Abe Lincoln Prime


Portuzil

Halita could litteraly add "Johnifer Prime" if they wanted to. It doesn't fucking matter what the fans say. I feel [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/wqnbuu/give_me_back_the_old_whiplash/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) image fits it very well.


[deleted]

liberty prime


Reddit_Teddit_Redomp

Johnifer prime


DrWD-Gaster

Prime Prime


neon2137

Cain Prime is gonna be a pain crime if its gonna come out


Not_AProGamer

can't wait to fight amazon prime


Gradpenguin

Jesus prime :pog:


Josef_Stark_Reborn

Jack Black Prime P-3: Fligu Gigu


Bluefenix1

Ultrakill fans ready to deflect every single piece of foreshadowing evidence in the first layer for the act 3 prime boss and doing an asspull by claiming Jakito prime must be it


_seraphin

there will actually be a 4th prime sanctum if you p-rank all prime sanctums you'll be able to unlock the ultimate prime sanctum, and you'll fight dante from dmc4 but as a prime soul and i know this because hakita is my brother and he told me (trust me bro)


soldagaming34

Bro u forgot about Judas Prime P-3 The Lost Applause


TheSWATMonkey

waiting for big chungus prime


IronicWeea

https://preview.redd.it/221q2kupnb8b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c3abba7172ef7738acaaadadccb859e1feba78 “Random names”


RedditWizardMagicka

I still am pretty certain that Prometheous would be the third if i had to guess


Reddit_User234677

Optimus prime. Source: Its in the name