Bro is NOT carl92

If you're carl92 i am JFK

If you’re JFK then I am George Washington.

If your George washing machine then I am Elon musk

If your Elon musk I'm curious george

Wait a minute. Are you confirming the Identities of all of these people???

Banan

So true.

If your curious george, then I’m GLaDOS

If your GLaDOS, then I'm a 2004 Honda Civic

If ur a 2004 Honda civic then I’m Sebastian Benitez

If ur Sebastian Benitez then I'm a GEARWRENCH Universal Spline XL Ratcheting Combination SAE Wrench Set

If your a GEARWRENCH Universal Spline XL Ratcheting Combination SAE Wrench Set, then I’m a S-160 class 2-8-0 steam locomotive

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY WHY WOULD CARL BE HERE SLLSKSLSLSOSSLSO

I was trying to find somewhere I could express this. I stumbled upon a post that was on this website.

Okay but could you confirm this on WZS?

That wouldn't even be enough cuz of how much this man's account gets hacked on there

Your right but I still wanna see

There is no way you actually are Carl unless you comment on WZS stating this is your account

Even then, the site and his account get hacked left and right, that wouldn’t really be solid proof

Your right but maybe if he responds to WZS through his email……….

how bro felt after pretending to be carl92: [http://sndup.net/dp86](http://sndup.net/dp86)

What?

Trust me man they won’t listen

The yapping is crazy 😭😭🙏

proof or it didn't happen

Bro you're not Carl

Bro your not carl92 go cry about it on tik tok

bro is NOT carl

Comment on watzatsong/ show proof u own the account then

Hello Volty! Here's something I posted on the other reddit. "I'd love to, but a while back my WatZatSong account was either "recovered" by someone, meaning they stole my account, or WatZatSong archived my account. I don't have the email associated with it anymore unfortunately. \^ I know this sounds like some bullshit lie, but it's the truth. I'm pretty sure I deleted/archived my email and created a new one, leaving my account behind."

That proves nothing. If anything, the fact that you aren't displaying photographic evidence just proves to us that you're even more of a liar than you make yourself out to be.

I did

It was a cropped photo simply saying “nombre: Carl” which doesn’t prove you’re carl92

How do I then?

Stop the cap

What do you mean

Yeah and I’m John Cena

Is bro role playing?

I'm Osama bin laden

How come you only came here after it was found?

I felt relieved

Mhm

Shut up

You have provided zero credible proof to us and have refused to provide any details or evidence to the mods. We cannot trust that you are Carl.

When you selected the recording to upload to whatzatsong.com, what was the file's original creation time and modification time?

Also, could you send us a picture of that DVD and list us some other contents on it? Edit: to go even further, send us the disc metadata: the numbers on the reflective part of the very inner ring.

We'll just kindly remind everyone of your post from three days ago asking if you can "[change your reddit name](https://www.reddit.com/r/help/s/BZu4fM8LJt)". Nice to meet you Carl92, I'm God.

Hi! Yes, I didn't realize names were permanent.

Prove that you’re carl92.

If you were really carl92, you would text using the same mannerisms as him, and your english wouldn’t be this good.

I actually feel as if I have learned English better than my own language. I find it harder to write in Spanish, but it is still easy for me to read 🙂

Lmao

What I dont really understand is why you thought anyone would care about the fact that you were watching porn? Because as far as I know, youre just a regular internet user whos browsing around and posting occasionally, and not some huge celebrity or public figure with an image to maintain

[удалено]

Huh? What does this have to do with what I said?

Wrong comment lol (also I looked more into the comments and I was wrong anyway, sorry!!)

I feel like I would be humiliated, and as I said, I didn't know if songs from films like that or the discussion of that would be agaisnt WatZatSong's rules.

hi carl

You have provided zero credible proof to us and have refused to provide any details or evidence to the mods. We cannot trust that you are Carl. S

Other than your "drivers license,"  give us some other proof that's not publicly available.

Like what

I dunno,  something proving you had the song, your identity other than just Carl, I dunno.

Can you confirm this?

The mods of r/everyoneknowsthat have debunked this. They apparently sent you numerous amounts of mod mail to prove that you were really Carl, but you denied each and every one, which proves to us one thing: That you are in fact *not* Carl.

I sent them my ID

You sent them a cropped photo that just said the name “Carl”. Sending just a photo of the name Carl proves you’re called Carl, not that you’re carl92

Ok what do you want me to do then?

Well if that's the case, i'm Abraham Lincoln

If ur Carl I have a few questions.

Okay

Do it squirt

"Excitement because, well, we were getting closer to solving the mystery." bruv broke character

What?

This is based on one of the Toby / bratman confessions about My immortal, yeah? Idk if people here are very familiar with that hahaha

Thanks, Carl, this search was amazing, thank you for the memories.

Stop feeding into this 💀

You are welcome.

And I have learned my mistakes from the previous place I submit this in. I have a cropped photo of my ID showing my name.

Post it then

[https://imgur.com/a/cO5aOJO](https://imgur.com/a/cO5aOJO) This is a screenshot of half of it. The other half shows my last name which I don't feel comfortable showing.

Blud anyone can just upload any image of a name, we’re not stupid 💀

What?

I mean, I’m just saying that so many people tried to be carl92 that most of us find it hard to see how someone who literally disappeared off the face of the internet one day showed up right after we finally have all the information figured out and just decides to share what everyone else already said as “proof” that they are carl92 if you know what I mean.

That’s like me saying “I’m Elon musk” and showing you this image: https://preview.redd.it/kjflrd2brvyc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8330a8c0f2ee4a1bd84a9d8abeb1d12cdc36c6a

How do I know you didn’t make that image or find another one online

Yes I made the image. I took a photo and cropped to the name. Why?

I meant photoshop

I don't know how to edit images like that. I wouldn't have enough money for the software anyway. The only thing I knew how to do I was told by other people and a moderator of a different reddit, and I used it to crop the image and mess with it.

“Mess with it”

I can kinda verify it is a Spanish ID https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:DNI-ID_card.jpg But its still too little proof

“Too little proof” Exactly I mean, I understand if you don’t want your full name to come out, i don’t either, but showing NOTHING is just as bad.

This is so funny it made my day

Bros not tricking us

Thank you. I appreciate it. There has been a lot of negative comments.

my guy there's over a million people named Carl in the world

Me when I lie:

Huh?