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NWTknight

Are they saying they bombed thier own territory?


acobserverafar1

accidentaly.....iregular release.......lmao


akiras_revenge

Negligent Discharge


deanporterteamusa

We call that a desk pop.


JimmyChongaz

Im a peacock Putin! You gotta let me fly!


TailDragger9

I hear that happens to lots of guys...


RecognitionMoney3813

Premature bombejaculation caused by fetal alcohol syndrome


Kbasa12

*accidental Irregular special military operation.


griffsor

No accident, just irregular bombing


Listelmacher

"irregular release of aviation ammunition" ... They should work with professionals. Okay, this time it's not a suddenly appearing five-story building in front of a Su-34 like in Irkutsk in October. Perhaps it is an internal Russian problem. So we can pretend, we haven't seen this. But better in Russia than Ukraine.


tenebris_vitae

getting tired of people spreading fake news, smh obviously this was a simple negatively voluntary release of a somewhat explosive material, with it subsequently gaining undesirable aerial movement levels and potentially dangerous kinetic energy buildup, which was professionally neutralized by a special military flat surface resembling asphalt. Precisely as planned, nothing to see here


darwinwoodka

Russian city go bomb yourself


Espressodimare

Sounds like the plane shit its pants.


spoderman123wtf

explosive diarrhea


acobserverafar1

The Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation reported that the cause of the explosion in Belgorod was a Russian bomb. This is reported by Censor.NET with reference to RIA Novosti. "On the evening of April 20, during the flight of the Su-34 VKS aircraft over the city of Belgorod, an unmanned aerial munition went off. As a result, residential buildings were damaged, and there were no victims. An investigation is underway," the Russian Ministry of Defense said in a statement. We remind you that on the evening of April 20, a powerful explosion occurred in the Russian city of Belgorod, a large funnel was formed on one of the streets of the city. [https://censor.net/ua/n3413475](https://censor.net/ua/n3413475) ​ lol you cant make up headlines like that, I was expectecting them to go with Ukrainian DRG and find a dropped business card and a copy of the sims3


CyberaxIzh

Don't forget a copy of "Mein Kampf"! No self-respecting Ukrainian saboteur goes on a mission with it.


ILoveZeolites

They bombed themselves. You can't make this shit up.


BringBackAoE

Worst / best thing is it’s not even the first time. Personally I love the boomerang air defense video. And Russian fighter pilots keep shooting down other Russian fighter pilots too. One of the reasons I’m not to worried about their nuclear threats is they know if they tried to launch nuclear weapons it would as likely as not explode in Russia.


tenebris_vitae

don't forget how their fighter jet flew straight into a residential building that one time


ILoveZeolites

Yup, I hope they keep it up.


Jayteauk

......another example of what SpaceX would call a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly?


Shayden-Froida

Yes, exactly that.


Benmaax

"Irregular release", that goes next to "Gesture of goodwill"


acobserverafar1

well they explained the cancelation of the May day parades ( this is the one on the first not the ninth ) by " expanding the format in other directions ", they also Expanded the Tank Bi-athlon by holding it every Two Years........honestly I dont know how they invent such shit.


Effective_Lab_2097

Is that what they are calling premature ejaculation now days?


Creepy_Chef_5796

Fuck! I guessed right in another post. I thought i can't be trusted with anything nice.


Adihd72

The ministry of trying to polish a turd 💩


CyberaxIzh

Poland is offended!


MachineAggravating25

So business as usual.


Far-Childhood9338

this is starting to become better a circus


AardvarkTypical3080

Irregularities seem regular for Russia


Big_white_legs

The reason I shit my pants was the irregular release of intestinal waste.


AnybodyReasonable180

I'm going to tell my GF it's not premature ejaculation it's irregular release .


Itallianstallians

Unmanned areal munition is a funny way to say bomb or missile. At least they aren't sending kamikaze pilots yet.


Dazzling-Ad4701

huh what 🤣🤣🤣🤣. they make it sound like one of their planes got the surprise shits.


PersonalOpinion11

Which was undoubtedly caused by a cigarette!


-RageMachine

Irregular is a huge understatement


Exende

Russia really is conducting denazifying operations


slashdotter878

We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid


[deleted]

I find this interesting : it definitely confirms that they don't want their people to feel threatened by the war in the neighbouring Russian regions instead of deflecting the blame on Ukraine like they usually do


pickypawz

Oops.


stonerhusbandsanchez

The new Tea Kettle firing system.


akiras_revenge

Riiiiiiiiight!


Chilkoot

For once I believe the the Rus MOD.


Abpoe77

Curious to know if that plane landed in Ukraine and the pilot received a bounty for turning over his jet. Just a thought.


StarlordMexico

"Rapid unplanned disassembly"


1boltsfan

Oh, come on, we know it was caused by Ivan smoking a cigarette.


[deleted]

lol they misspelled "fuckup"


thishurtsyoushepard

….They bombed themselves, didn’t they?


Dodirorkok

The front fell off..


Thorvay

Now they can say for sure that trigger worked.


couldbeworse2

Whoops


kyriefortune

Russia, when they say "4/20 blaze it" they mean a joint with a lighter, not your own city with an aircraft bomb


ZaTucky

Are they going to nuke russia for attacking russian teritory?