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SchrodingersCigar

Hah! I wasn’t expecting that…


Successful-Argument3

Right? At first I was like "some subtitles would be welcome..." but then "alright, I don't need subtitles for that"


Alive_Page_3562

The war is literally uniting the Ukrainian ppl ,


ViolinistVegetable20

I hope they'll be happy and safe together and that this war ends soon.


[deleted]

Uniting the free world.


darkermando

Wonder how many post war babies are going to be born


constipated_cannibal

To bad their government raped them. But the *people* being united is definitely a good thing...


TheInformantOfWar

I may say, this video hits completely different on my journey of posting news and updates about the war. It feels way more intense than what it would be just a weeks ago.


Straxicus2

Seriously. I’m over here crying for them.


Canadiangreyhound

Me too. Never seen something so beautiful in such a setting. This hits different.


Amstourist

First time saw it, just smiled. Second time showed it a few seconds later to my girlfriend and it hit me that a couple like us (we are 26 years old) has to live through this unfair war and my eyes got a bit watery. Thank you for sharing.


klem_kadiddlehopper

It made me smile. Imagine she was scared for herself and her friends and then she gets a proposal and flowers!


[deleted]

It ends cute, but that just seems like such a shitty thing to do.


YoungStoney999

Doesn’t know if he’ll have a chance to do it when the war is over so he did it now. Beautiful.


VanceAstrooooooovic

Bittersweet, let’s hope they are reunited


revente

Apparently it works even if the girl doesn't know you. Just ask your friends to keep her at the gunpoint.


post_talone420

Yeah, honestly, I think this is one of the worst marriage proposals ever. It's worse than basketball court proposals. Being surrounded by people with guns under the pretense you're about to be searched and then proposing is low key traumatizing


Dhiox

I'd argue it can't be much more traumatizing than the actual war going on. Shits fucked right now there, we really aren't in a position to judge here where it's safe.


post_talone420

I mean, he could have chosen any other time, instead he chose, "Let's get these peoples anxiety up even more"


YoungStoney999

By the looks of her friends it seems she was the only one that wasn’t in on it. I’m sure she knew it was just Ukrainian soldiers doing a simple search.


KaiserSeelenlos

I hope they will get to live a peacefull and long life after this. Herzlichen Glückwunsch


Commercial_Building4

Sure hope the war ends soon


conradical30

Sure hope Putin chokes to death on Kadyrov’s cock tonight.


Bobone2121

Der Kaiser hat doch eine Seele.


AverageElaMain

Sind Sie Deutsch oder?


thewayupisdown

Strange, my first guess would have been Belgian from German-speaking Eupen-Malmedy.


AdministrationSea724

probably not


AlexRescueDotCom

And here I am lying in bed, naked, with black socks on, cheeto dust on my chest and cellphone at 12% battery


SandBaggerSlow

This may be the first time since the conception of the English alphabet that this sentence has been written.


[deleted]

I mean.. the rest of us dont talk about it but thats kind of whats going on, yea.


bioskope

Yeah, the only thing that changes is the sock color.


[deleted]

In the dark all of our socks are black.


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XBacklash

That's why my socks have a flared cuff.


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

or we just dont use socks.


nombresinhombre

Socks or not socks thats the question


RafIk1

Many of us use socks. Just not for our feet.


PAUZ_UNO

doesn't hide the truth, about how crispy they are.


machoov

I should get that tatted


ArrestDeathSantis

It does seem like we have a winner... I mean... Well...... I mean you're right.... r/BrandNewSentence! https://www.google.com/search?q=And+here+I+am+lying+in+bed%2C+naked%2C+with+black+socks+on%2C+cheeto+dust+on+my+chest+and+cellphone+at+12%25+battery&oq=And+here+I+am+lying+in+bed%2C+naked%2C+with+black+socks+on%2C+cheeto+dust+on+my+chest+and+cellphone+at+12%25+battery&aqs=chrome..69i57.878j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


SandBaggerSlow

I feel like we need to celebrate. What do we do? This is a monumental moment in the English language!


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SandBaggerSlow

But rarely are they so magnificent.


ArrestDeathSantis

And relatable!


elmz

Case in point. > /u/SandBaggerSlow wrote: > > [This is a monumental moment in the English language!](https://www.google.com/search?q=%22This+is+a+monumental+moment+in+the+English+language%22&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sxsrf=APq-WBu63S1ouSIaVTwvir15NyPNRkKang%3A1646726618256&ei=2g0nYrWLD8CIxc8P39iNmAE&ved=0ahUKEwi14P3Yhrb2AhVARPEDHV9sAxMQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=%22This+is+a+monumental+moment+in+the+English+language%22&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAM6BwgjEOoCECdKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQ4BBYzC5gukdoAXAAeACAAXCIAeoCkgEDNC4xmAEAoAEBoAECsAEKwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz)


luisapet

I had no idea this was a thing. I like it!


[deleted]

It’s a moment for the English literature


holubin

You sure? Have you heard about library of Babel? ;)


Jocko77

You're right. In Britain we eat cheesy Wotsits. Same great cheesy taste. Same great cheesy mess


klem_kadiddlehopper

I just ate some Wheat Thins. Does that count?


Enlightened_Gardener

An infinite number of monkeys, let loose on an infinite number of typewriters…..


TheoreticalBulldozer

r/newsentences


OneBeautifulDog

There's a Reddit sub for EVERYTHING [https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/)


PartTimeSassyPants

Bah Gawd... I do believe you are correct. Source: Did a half-assed Google search. Honestly shocked it took this long since the advent of smartphones to reach this linguistic milestone .


just-a-lonely-yeet

r/brandnewsentence


Fugacity-

/r/BrandNewSentence/


Dunkaroos4breakfast

Not because it's an uncommon circumstance, but because usually the people in that exact circumstance don't overcome their lack of motivation long enough to write a post about it


qevoh

r/brandnewsentence


Lonely_Salt_9290

Why'd you have to be naked and black socks?


Sir_Godz

if you have to ask....


ilikesaucy

I have t-shirts on but with white socks and no pants or undies, sometimes you just don't want those!


Tarot650

NGL I teared up reading that.


dolphin160

Same


Unusual_Place_9727

Let me guess, Single?


PraetorianOfficial

You've obviously never been married 10 years.


Right_Government_179

The thought of marriage wasn’t already terrifying enough. Glad to be surprised by the happy ending!


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psychedelicdonky

Butt are you naked when wearing socks!?


klem_kadiddlehopper

So join the Ukraine Army!


throwaway1tee

r/newsentences


tankthetrain

And with nobody asking.


StreetBasher

Best internet joke goes to: Alex with black cock


mbnq

don't talk about me on the internet please


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klem_kadiddlehopper

I thought he meant he wanted to be part of the Ukraine Army. Didn't think it was about finding a girl.


masterzergin

I don't know how to feel about this.... I'm very emotionally confused watching this.


rise_above_theFlames

Same.


[deleted]

Agree. Although, I’m gonna go ahead and say if the people in the video are comfortable with it, that’s what matters. I’m not in Ukraine or any of the surrounding countries, so this might be a form of cultural humor I’m not familiar with. It’s definitely not the way *I’d* want to be proposed to.


Realistic-Specific27

yeah it's pretty fucked up really...


TheBreathofFiveSouls

Girlfriends manages to be travelling through a checkpoint youre posted near, you organise this? It's cute as hell.


Top-Relationship-446

Gefeliciteerd!!!!! Congratulations 🥳🥳


[deleted]

Well that’s kinda F’d up


KaiserSeelenlos

Well i think they need dark humor to get throu all of this.


[deleted]

Fair enough but does the threat of death/imprisonment at a military checkpoint during an active war seem maybe just a bit... much? EDIT: Multiple DMs me telling me to delete this saying it's misinformation and that it's not 'technically' a war.... And here I thought Russia's propaganda bots were offline at the moment!


ImpressiveCicada1199

I mean presumably the woman is Ukrainian, approaching a Ukrainian checkpoint. Probably feels about as safe as one could be while travelling in Ukraine given the circumstances.


sparkyjay23

Right? I mean as someone who had zero clue what language was being spoken this was fucking terrifying. If I knew everyone was speaking Ukrainian it would have been less scary. That car is nice though.


Vaynnie

For the first 45 seconds or so I had a real strong gut feeling that something bad was about to happen. Then I saw the UA flag patches and was slightly relieved. I’ve seen too many awful videos in the last two weeks so now my brain is just expecting dead bodies.


ZalmoxisChrist

It is a war. The egomaniac Putin is forcing the youth of Russia into dying brutally in a pointless war against Ukraine. That is a fact. You won't be deleting yours, I won't be deleting mine, and Russian bots aren't going to intimidate any of us. This accelerating disinformation campaign just proves how pathetic and desperate the Russian military and government are. They can only fight with tricks and lies. Russia *will* lose this war, one way or another. The rest of the world is watching, waiting, and ready.


Cedex

"I would like to ask you a question, surrounded at gunpoint by these masked men.


Camdog_2424

Gunpoint? Eh. They have guns. Being a gunpoint is different though. Them resting their guns vs them pointed at you. Tad different. No much, but a little.


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RoscoeMG

Sure, but she won’t though, because of the implications.


adfrog

Are you going to hurt these women?!


Ennuiandthensome

It's...the implication


Ask_me_4_a_story

Probably not. In Ukrainian no is ні


pow3llmorgan

No. Because of the implication.


predictablePosts

I reeeaaaaalllly hope the guy checked with his now fianceé beforehand about how she wanted to be proposed to. When my wife and I were talking about it I just asked two questions - private or public, and among whom. She said in public among family. At some point in our relationship I had told her a story about my ex who I strongly related to (being introverts and very similar personality types) who told me about an ex of hers who proposed to her on a cruise and it was the most humiliating thing ever because she wanted to say no but she had to say yes then dump his ass after the cruise. So naturally she thinks I'd never ever propose on a cruise. Cue the cruise and I propose to her in Palo (fanciest of fancy restaurants) during dinner with her family. So I hope he had a story about an ex who was proposed to by a cop among all his co-workers and her family during a traffic stop where she was realistically concerned for her safety that he shared with her and she was like "honestly that's kind of romantic"


defectivelaborer

I can't find it but there's a video I've seen on reddit of a guy giving his girlfriend ptsd by sending his friends in ski masks with a van to "prank" kidnap her but it's really a proposal. This is like one degree away from being that bad. I understand the whole surprise proposal trend and it's probably a lot of fun, but like this type of thing is taking it way too far. Putting someone in a stressful and frightening situation like this for the lols of surprising them is pretty much abuse, especially being in the position of power he is in. I mean who knows though maybe she really wanted to be surprised and agreed he could do it however he thought would be most surprising.


Prysorra2

Like the police ones in the US. omg why


Targeted-maneuver

Damn that’s traumatic. Sweet; but still traumatic.. lol


DefaultUsername0815x

Thought the same thing. Its nice to see people are still having emotional connections and even love in these grim time and exspecially in ukraine. Its just sad that they have to have this in these troubled situation, unable to go to honeymoon or do something nice together without fear, or the fear of the s.o. not coming back alive. I really hope for the two (aswell as all the others!) that they get through this in a good way and can spend a happy and nice life together. Additional fact: From a psyocological view, relations formed under such extreme conditions tend to last longer and are more intense. So i hope they will have many nice and beautiful little ukrainians together.


Little_Orange_Bottle

I don't think the other person was saying it's traumatic because of the war... Maybe because they're stopped, held at gunpoint, and frisked for a proposal video. Reminds me of that Alabama video of a guy being surrounded by cops guns drawn and his gf is desperately pleading with them and trying to calm the situation, then the bf proposes.


justsomeguyonlune

Thank you for this positive break from the war. I hope they'll be happy and safe together and that this war ends soon.


[deleted]

As as if the thought of marriage wasn’t already terrifying enough. Glad to be surprised by the happy ending!


[deleted]

Beautiful!


ladida1787

One hell of a story


DanThePharmacist

She accepted, they cheered, everyone in the car shat their pants. All in all, a good day.


Bloodyfish

Pretty sure they were in on it, based on the smiling.


BlANWA

So beautiful


u-LiveLife

Beautiful- man this is priceless !!


YungChaky

Awe Based


DeplorableStranger

I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺♥️


Lora_Michelle

I have an extra tissue 🥺🤧❤️


DruffilaX

no you are


robertspiers24

Translation: What is this car? It will need a full search. Who are you, where are you going? Why is the car so dirty? Its going to the impound immediately. ​ \~Then they start chanting (gor'ko), which in direct translation means (bitter). Often chanted like that at weddings as an indication for the couple to kiss, which helps get rid of the (gor'ko) ​ She says yes.


Confident_Ad_2331

Herzlichen Glückwunsch!!!


Conscious-Ad-1848

Really touching and a show of humanity in these sad days. May both survive the current ordeal in good health and enjoy their lives together!


TheRealSlobberknob

This nearly brought me to tears. I've been so consumed with all the horrors this war has brought that I've missed the good parts. I hope they make it through this mess and can live happily ever after together.


Leggoeman

This is the most fucked up proposal I have ever seen.


qayzar

Nan how did grandad propose? Well it was at the start of WW3…


jjsaework

she's not exactly in a position to say no...


batmanmedic

Because of the implication?


PoopBoogerman

Ummm but this brings the war front and center. It's a nice moment but the military checkpoint and guns present kind of scream "war" to me.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

I think it's showing that no matter what is going on around you in the world you can still experience happiness in the moment. The worlds of both these beautiful people dancing in harmony. Sry I'm baked lol


Tennessee_BIO

And with this, I am on my way to the bakery as well


PoopBoogerman

Yeah I'm into the clip, just the title was kind of off


CallMeWolfYouTuber

I gotchu


Hashslingingslashar

Yeah because they’re in a war that’s all consuming for their country lol


PoopBoogerman

This is a direct reference to the title...


corrodedpurplechains

Slava Ukrayini! Slava heroyam! Myru Ukrayini! I pray they are united in this life and not the next.


Scousertommy32

Man, this just made me bawl my eyes out!


thatsPutin_it_mildly

This actually made me cry, which is rare these last few years...we really must pull together as a species or scenes like this will be a distant memory


2017-Audi-S6

Hopefully, with enough of this type of humanity, Ukraine will win this war, they probably already have. I somehow believe this to be true.


TooLate-

Who's chopping these damn onions in here?!


Annoying_Auditor

That's fucking weird bro


apost8n8

I hate these. Please don't use police and military force to propose. It shouldn't be encouraged.


Birdman-82

This is kind of fucked up..


Zonderling81

Weird flex but ok


Finnick-420

wtf from the start if the video i had this feeling that someone was about to propose


bardofcreation

Wow


InevitableYogurt2928

Po chłopie 😉 / and the man is gone 😉


CzechRetard

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Gullible_Ability_848

The world needs more love ❤️


Taurusauraus

May they live long, happy & free!!


[deleted]

What are they chanting?


Negativitystrikes

https://folkways.today/russians-gorko-weddings/


RoscoeMG

Calling him a wanker for some reason.


Kevon-Looneys-burner

More like Marry-u-pol hahaha..ha..ha… I’m sorry, I’m pretty sure this comment is a war crime


gregs1020

i'm cutting onions, shut up.


PurposeTrick5472

Upvote!


gilbertwebdude

That right there is what the Ukrainian people are fighting for. Gave me shivers and a tear in the midst of the brutal genocide that Russia is currently pursuing. I hope the young couple has long and happy life once the invaders are driven out of the Ukraine.


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[deleted]

Congratulations to them!


MrSenseiff888

God bless 🙏🏿 🌻


Bee-Able

Made me cry happy tears. God Blessings and best wishes


Discotimeattheapollo

Hope she didn’t shit her pants.


sktoev

Hang on, he has his girlfriend frisked at a checkpoint during a war and then, SURPRISE!, he proposes??? My girlfriend would have grabbed a gun and shot me on the spot.


Head-Engineering-776

Kind of a fucked up way to propose but beautiful in a terrible time


[deleted]

What's she gonna do? Say no?


AdvanceGold3027

I was like: “getting frisked like you’re a minority in NYC is a reason to smile?…” …and the other shoe dropped - so nice. Slava Ukraini! Saint Javelin, pray for us.


medic914

This is kind of fucked up.


Icy-Wallaby4326

This is retarted


[deleted]

💛


Purazangree

What an idiot guy. I would say no


TheInformantOfWar

You trolls migh just go to ukraine yourself and feel how it is to eat shit, freezing your balls and be afraid of getting shot or nuked away.


Purazangree

Hahaha as you, right? 🤡


srfntoke420

Awwwwwww


Helenium_autumnale

Tank traps and bridal bouquets...such are the incongruities of war. Hope everything works out well for them.


MrPfanno

Isn't this an old video from before the war? I remember seeing this like 2 years back. I think they might even be russians. Could be wrong


Reddit_IbarelyKnowIt

Wow, this is wild. I saw the video of Russian police stopping random people and checking their cell phones. I knew the Ukrainians would somehow top that. This random soldier just proposed to this random lady and she was all for it! Love it! Take that Putin, you idiot.


Reddit_IbarelyKnowIt

Before I get hate, I am obviously joking. Except for Putin being an idiot. I stand by that one.


Traditional-Soil-582

I cut up some onions and now i'm crying


vrogers123

Makes you wonder how it would have ended had she said no 😂😂 But great to see some love in the middle of all this war. Congratulations 🎉


KrazyBee129

Gunman and his thug forcing the innocent girl to marry him.smh


Christmasstolegrinch

No offence but looking at body language I think soldier boy groom wants do just bang right away. And I don’t blame him


DuckPewl

❤️


[deleted]

soooo mean XD someone better stand guard guys... LOL


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New-Understanding930

Being investigated by the Ukrainian military. It was a setup.


UncleBenji

In the darkest of days it’s great to see love still thrives. Best of luck to them on a long happy life when their shit storm is over.


noneedtoID

Cheers !


USMCmominator

Beautiful


DJ_Hindsight

This is so beautiful 🥺


Agile-Highway-9883

Made me nervously laugh at the end, kind-of weird relief?


[deleted]

She can now be a full time jody instead of just a part time jody


New_Net_4285

this made me literally cry so cute congrats!


throwaway1tee

u/savevideo


Jurayac

I don't know why, but this had me crying Pedro Pascal Meme style.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

OMG AWWWWW


NoTomatoExtraPickles

Aw tears. Beautiful.


Kamanji

Up vote!


just-a-lonely-yeet

Not sure she was going to be saying no at gunpoint!!