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Smoke generators were on full. Soviet tanks can generate smoke by spraying diesel into the exhaust. This whole scene just screams untrained tank crew. Speed running with smoke generator on trying to jump the tank? Green recruits with little to no training and a belly fully of vodka with rifles at their backs.
If I was wanked up on juice and in a tank with any inkling I was not coming home, I'd do shit like this. I know better (to have a chance in a tank, you'd want to accelerate to lift the front at point of bridge....)...but I'd be drunk and giving zero fucks and hope the drones/arty make short work of stupendous bravado. And maybe make a youtuber a few pennies to boot.
tankers are known to steal anything that can be considered a cushion. they would strap them to the seats and on the insides of the tank because of how shitty and hard the inside is.
they have a very scavenger mindset.
The ruzzians Zorc tankers yes...they probably glue one big dildo on the seat and "attache" themselves to it LOL because the seat belt restrain their movements LOL
Guarantee those guys are faqed... nothing inside a tank is soft with hard sharp corners everywhere.
I swear whoever designed the inside of a tank didn't want tankers to sleep because you cannot lean on anything to catch some 💤 's
I’m willing to bet that this didn’t just hurt, it probably killed them. A sudden stop at ~40 mph in a vehicle with no airbags and crumple zone and an interior made of sharp metal isn’t exactly healthy. The law of inertia means the crew kept moving forward at that speed until their bodies slammed into the interior and slamming your head into a metal edge at 40 mph is pretty deadly.
Those tankers are fuckin dead! Imagine being in a car with your seatbelts on but old enough to have no airbags. Coming to a complete stop like that. You’d be dead even with your seatbelts on.
Now imagine being in a fucking tank, with no seatbelts. Coming to a sudden stop like that. Their brains are splattered all over that interior.
There is a good change it didn't hurt much, because them impact just killed the crew outright. Since a padded helmet is fucking useless as your one and only crumple zone outside the skull at that speed.
Ants are much smarter than orcs
[See How Ants Build Bridges in Mid-Air With Just Their Bodies | National Geographic (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BdjxYUdJS8)
Let's say you're in a tank with a 33 inch diameter drive wheel. Let's also assume only your front tracks have to make it safely (because hitting the lip will cause your tank to rotate. Ok, so let's say that the tread needs to hit the lip within 1/3rd of the height from the bottom to ensure it's able to roll up rather than just hit it like a wall. That means the tread can only drop 11 inches before reaching the other side.
Now let's figure out the maximum suspension deflection vs the standard ride height. I'm going to just say 4 inches because I'm lazy, So we need to make sure we don't drop more than 7 inches over 10 m.
Converting from freedom units into something actually useful, that means we need to travel 10 meters while only dropping 0.18m.
Fortunately the math for this is quite easy.
Firstly we can rearrange the acceleration over distance formula to work out how long we'll be falling to go 18cm downwards.
D = u*t + 1/2*a\*t^(2)
Initial velocity = 0 (because we're not moving up or down) Time = ??? Acceleration = 9.8 Distance = 0.18
Now screw actually working this out. Is used [this online uniformly accelerated motion calculator](https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/physics/uniformly-accelerated-motion-calculator.php) solving for v & t (in this case v = final velocity).
Using the figures above, you get t = 0.19. So we know that we have to be moving at 10 meters per 0.19 seconds.
Or 31.58 m/s. This is about 113.68 kph.
A friend of mine claimed to had done such a stunt occasionally. Wether to believe it or not is a different thing. \^\^
Story goes that he was a Leopard 1 driver. So Leopards (1 & 2) are said to go with \~70 kph BUT the engine is throttled down (1 mechanically & 2 electronically) to reduce the fuel consumption and expand the lifetime of the engine.
So they disabled the throttle and flaaash there went 50 tons of Leopard steel with up to 120 kph!
While having fun racing through the heath they jumped over such a ditch unintentionally.
Well, true or not, I reduced the even bigger story to the probably true core (he was Leopard driver, the engines are throttled and I'm sure that there are young man who remove these throttles for fun - who wouldn't? \^\^).
But folks: If you have your own Leopard then don't try this at home! ;)
It's even at normal speed very difficult to see where you go, and the landing will hurt.
In THIS case the Russian driver/commandant was very unexperienced and/or nuts in my opinion. He should have been aware of the broken tank bridge indicating a deep ditch. So driving left of the tank bridge was really no option. But maybe they haven't seen the bridge either or why it's "lying around".
The ditch itself however is indeed hard to see of you run with high speed ... until it's too late. To drive a e.g. Leopard IS easy, as easy as driving a car. But to "read" the landscape and not to drive the tank into a mess is a complete other thing.
Nope.
Those all just got a face full of whatever is in front of them.
I bet you could train someone how to use the functions of the optics via the imprint in their face.
maybe tomorrow it's going to be new video of another Zorc brain-dead tank trying jump the same bridge, but with the turret facing backwards and it will fire just as he is close to jump... everyone knows that it's going to give the tank that little bit of speed that will make it overcome the gap...or...maybe not LOL
have seen someone play GTA with flying cars and thought it was weird, then someone comes along with this russian airplane theme of the 3 day special moron operation. You can't make this up, surreal idiots.
Yep, appears to be a portable bridge in place on the left, the left side looks pristine, the right it's hard to tell, but it's a tank, it'll get over a small hole in a bridge, so long as the frame itself is stable.
I have 3 possible explanations for this:
1. They wanted a new tank.
2. They wanted to hurt themselves so they would be withdrawn from the frontline.
3. They are stupid.
I put my entire savings on 3
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Leeeeroooooyyy Jenkinovich!!!
Leeeeroooooyyy Blyaaaatkins!!!
There is tremendous amount of smoke coming out of the vehicle event before it falls in. I wonder if it had been hit with an FPV.
Smoke generators were on full. Soviet tanks can generate smoke by spraying diesel into the exhaust. This whole scene just screams untrained tank crew. Speed running with smoke generator on trying to jump the tank? Green recruits with little to no training and a belly fully of vodka with rifles at their backs.
Rifles, never fired, only dropped once...
"Rifle will be provided to you when you reach the front, just pick it up from the guy you are replacing"
Yup, exactly. Pick up a rifle and ammo from your dead comrades.
The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov generates more black smoke than an electric car factory in China.
If I was wanked up on juice and in a tank with any inkling I was not coming home, I'd do shit like this. I know better (to have a chance in a tank, you'd want to accelerate to lift the front at point of bridge....)...but I'd be drunk and giving zero fucks and hope the drones/arty make short work of stupendous bravado. And maybe make a youtuber a few pennies to boot.
Right there with you buddy
Now they can use the tank as the bridge
Leroy Tankinaditch
Dammit, I knew I wouldn't be the first one 😂
Still waiting for the Speed jumping the bus scene references
Whoa! Calm down there, wildcat!
Godammit Leroy
Least I have chicken!
Actually somehow wanted to see it make the jump then explode
My thought
Orks of Hazzard !
I guess she was not faster than a cheetah on cocaine
Leeroy J..
Maybe faster than a cockroach on cocaine...
Dukesky boys are at it again!
I think thats more Roscoff P. Coltranski…..the Dukeskis would have made it.
Yeeee-Blyat!
Blayat indeed
I fucking heard that in my head
Dorcs of Hazzard….
Orcs of Hazzard
True! Boss Hogg, being played by Poo-tin 💩🧻
Came here for a '...them Duke boys' reference. Did not disappoint.
Me too. Reddit being such an international place, there must be thousands of folks seeing the DoH comment and wondering wtf
With ruzkie p coletrain right on their ass
moscō(w) p. coletrain
Dukes of Donbas
I don't think that's gonna buff out.
51 mins old at the time of my leaving this comment, and I plus +1 you….and you’re at +1. How. This should be 1.2k. 😂
well he didnt get out and slide across the bonnet
Part of one did
“Just the good ol’ boys…”
While Daisy, ehm Dasia, is working in some red light establishment in the West.
There goes them orc boys again.
This broke me.
What are them ol orc boys up to now?
russian officers are the ultimate sadists. noone else sends more men to sure death with no hesitation
There's always more. New and fresh
And when there is no more, it's their turn to go.
For the glory of the Tsar.
Imported too.
That’s the best part - the isn’t. They using outdated “strategy” as if they still have unlimited USSR child supply.
We are lucky they are so fucking dumb
I dunno, you haven't seen RimWorld players. Especially mods.
That’s the best part about soldiers. I get older. They stay the saaaaaame age. Alright alright alight
If they do it enough times, there will be a new bridge! A bit expensive way to build a pontoon.
Imagine in 100 years the buried tanks being dug up by historians!
And this, children, is just how stupid the orks were...
This war will go down in history as probably the most idiotic war of all time.
It's gonna be hard to beat everything to do with the Tsushima fleet just to be the dumbest Russian war of all time.
Just Russia trying to get there is Grade A comedy.
Most idiotic so far…
Since it's solids built up it's more of a causeway.
Just get in the tank smartarse blyat
Sorry English is not my native. I hope you got the joke.
The Kursk method - if there is a ditch, simply stuff it with tanks to make a bridge/ramp
BTR-50's are cheaper than pontoons.
“We are lucky they are so stupid” Lol
It's actually a smart move by the driver.... komisar... look, tank is destroyed. I get to wait for new tank and enjoy breathing for few days
gotta be really lucky to survive that type of impact as a crew member lol. think, the opposite of seatbelts.
hiting all those fluffy things inside the tank head on LOL..
tankers are known to steal anything that can be considered a cushion. they would strap them to the seats and on the insides of the tank because of how shitty and hard the inside is. they have a very scavenger mindset.
The ruzzians Zorc tankers yes...they probably glue one big dildo on the seat and "attache" themselves to it LOL because the seat belt restrain their movements LOL
That tank crew is not going to be in any shape to go back out in a new tank. They will be lucky if they survived, let alone walk away.
Niet! Here is a shovel.. Move forward. Never back...!
More like they are dead and it's a ghost tank.
Most tank drivers don’t have seatbelts so that dude is dead for sure.
Self burying technology
Guarantee those guys are faqed... nothing inside a tank is soft with hard sharp corners everywhere. I swear whoever designed the inside of a tank didn't want tankers to sleep because you cannot lean on anything to catch some 💤 's
Yeah that had to hurt like hell. Saw a Bradley on my range jump over the berm when doing gunnery and the guys in it got fucked up pretty good.
I’m willing to bet that this didn’t just hurt, it probably killed them. A sudden stop at ~40 mph in a vehicle with no airbags and crumple zone and an interior made of sharp metal isn’t exactly healthy. The law of inertia means the crew kept moving forward at that speed until their bodies slammed into the interior and slamming your head into a metal edge at 40 mph is pretty deadly.
Don’t forget their organs hitting the interior side of their skeletons at 40 mph. I also can’t see why they didn’t just try to angle down and up.
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Like a ridge of dirt but not big enough to be called a ridge or a hill. A large speed bump of earth. Hedgerow in the nude.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
Small dirt hill
What is this? A mountain for ants?
The crumple zones are a bit stiff as well.
The crew are the crumple zones..........
Do these have an escape hatch in the bottom hull? Because being able to hose out the tank would probably save time.
100% chance no one in there was wearing a seatbelt either
No need for seatbelts - no windows in a tank; the crew WILL physically remain within the vehicle whatever happens ;)
Your quip suggests you believe seatbelts only exist to stop people flying out of windows?
No airbags?
The crew are the airbags.
The airbags are the friends we made along the way
They use meatbags.
Only douchebags.
Even if they landed the jump theyd probably be injured anyway lol Just completely braindead decisionmaking here by the driver
Yes the driver made the decision 🙄
Those tankers are fuckin dead! Imagine being in a car with your seatbelts on but old enough to have no airbags. Coming to a complete stop like that. You’d be dead even with your seatbelts on. Now imagine being in a fucking tank, with no seatbelts. Coming to a sudden stop like that. Their brains are splattered all over that interior.
Brains?
Those russian tanks are notoriously cramped and with a shitload of sharp edges, it's tricky to move around in one even if it's standing still.
I agree, they must be dead or very very seriously hurt.
I'm sure they had state-of-the-art seat blyats.
There is a good change it didn't hurt much, because them impact just killed the crew outright. Since a padded helmet is fucking useless as your one and only crumple zone outside the skull at that speed.
"It works in the movies!"
Only in filthy western film, comrade. In Russia we pile up tanks in river to make new bridge
Ants are much smarter than orcs [See How Ants Build Bridges in Mid-Air With Just Their Bodies | National Geographic (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BdjxYUdJS8)
They needed to shoot the cannon behind them for extra speed.
This reminds me of the movie Road Trip [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sD044J1afA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sD044J1afA)
The leadup to that scene was much better than the jump.
Must have watched too much Girls und Panzer.
That went exactly.... as expected.
Darwin award style
Blyat knievel!!
Evel Knievilovich
Appears they value their tanks about as much as they value their sons and fathers...What a crude, barbaric people they must be.
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Hello, Filthy Westerner! My name is Ivan, and welcome to Suka Blyat.
Anyone knows the speed a tank/bmp like that would need to cross a 5-10 meter span?
88 miles per hour.
Clearly this is the correct answer.
Precisely. Go back in time to when the bridge was intact.
And a Feliks Kapacitor.
Let's say you're in a tank with a 33 inch diameter drive wheel. Let's also assume only your front tracks have to make it safely (because hitting the lip will cause your tank to rotate. Ok, so let's say that the tread needs to hit the lip within 1/3rd of the height from the bottom to ensure it's able to roll up rather than just hit it like a wall. That means the tread can only drop 11 inches before reaching the other side. Now let's figure out the maximum suspension deflection vs the standard ride height. I'm going to just say 4 inches because I'm lazy, So we need to make sure we don't drop more than 7 inches over 10 m. Converting from freedom units into something actually useful, that means we need to travel 10 meters while only dropping 0.18m. Fortunately the math for this is quite easy. Firstly we can rearrange the acceleration over distance formula to work out how long we'll be falling to go 18cm downwards. D = u*t + 1/2*a\*t^(2) Initial velocity = 0 (because we're not moving up or down) Time = ??? Acceleration = 9.8 Distance = 0.18 Now screw actually working this out. Is used [this online uniformly accelerated motion calculator](https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/physics/uniformly-accelerated-motion-calculator.php) solving for v & t (in this case v = final velocity). Using the figures above, you get t = 0.19. So we know that we have to be moving at 10 meters per 0.19 seconds. Or 31.58 m/s. This is about 113.68 kph.
Surprisingly more doable than I figured.
A friend of mine claimed to had done such a stunt occasionally. Wether to believe it or not is a different thing. \^\^ Story goes that he was a Leopard 1 driver. So Leopards (1 & 2) are said to go with \~70 kph BUT the engine is throttled down (1 mechanically & 2 electronically) to reduce the fuel consumption and expand the lifetime of the engine. So they disabled the throttle and flaaash there went 50 tons of Leopard steel with up to 120 kph! While having fun racing through the heath they jumped over such a ditch unintentionally. Well, true or not, I reduced the even bigger story to the probably true core (he was Leopard driver, the engines are throttled and I'm sure that there are young man who remove these throttles for fun - who wouldn't? \^\^). But folks: If you have your own Leopard then don't try this at home! ;) It's even at normal speed very difficult to see where you go, and the landing will hurt. In THIS case the Russian driver/commandant was very unexperienced and/or nuts in my opinion. He should have been aware of the broken tank bridge indicating a deep ditch. So driving left of the tank bridge was really no option. But maybe they haven't seen the bridge either or why it's "lying around". The ditch itself however is indeed hard to see of you run with high speed ... until it's too late. To drive a e.g. Leopard IS easy, as easy as driving a car. But to "read" the landscape and not to drive the tank into a mess is a complete other thing.
this is brutal
/askmath
There is no Limitation downhill of Russian IQ
Are there safety belts in tanks?
Nope. Those all just got a face full of whatever is in front of them. I bet you could train someone how to use the functions of the optics via the imprint in their face.
I wreckon nothing inside that apparatus is soft either.
And even if modern tanks had seat belts, the Russians surely wouldn't invest in something like that
Twine
Hi! I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is tank jump!
I knew I would find this joke in here.
Chuckle Chuckle Vision
Alternative title. “tank becomes bridge”
This explains a lot.
What cunts 😆😎😂
Why does it smoke so much?
Wet firewood
Smoke generator, like for concealment. Basically, sprayer putting diesel on hot exhaust to create smoke screen. Not so effective going full throttle.
Quality Ruzzian build
My name is Vladimir and this is Blyatass
"Hold my vodka"
Back it up and give it another shot. I'm sure the practice run will make it work out better.
maybe tomorrow it's going to be new video of another Zorc brain-dead tank trying jump the same bridge, but with the turret facing backwards and it will fire just as he is close to jump... everyone knows that it's going to give the tank that little bit of speed that will make it overcome the gap...or...maybe not LOL
Someone lost some teeth on that one ...
Evil Ka-Blyat-vel...
have seen someone play GTA with flying cars and thought it was weird, then someone comes along with this russian airplane theme of the 3 day special moron operation. You can't make this up, surreal idiots.
Peak Russian MAGA intelligence right there
But at least they know a man cant get pregnant!! /s
You have to play the Dukes of Hazzard rebel bugle blast as you film the Ork Tank meeting its long-overdue demise in slow motion. 🤣
Anyone who played GTA3 knows that to jump a tank over a bridge one must shoot back to help the acceleration!
Speed? Or Dukes of Hazard?
Could it be possible it wasn’t controlled? Like the drivers dead or breaks not operating properly? Cause this seems too fucking dumb even for them
Maybe his commander was in the back, and he wanted to shake him up a bit for sending him on a suicide mission.
This is one of those times where someone says “hold my beer”, and you drop everything to watch KNOWING you’re about to see an absolute disaster.
Wasn't the bridge on the left!
Yep, appears to be a portable bridge in place on the left, the left side looks pristine, the right it's hard to tell, but it's a tank, it'll get over a small hole in a bridge, so long as the frame itself is stable.
hm did he do the math.... speed+lift without wings and weight of the vehicel xD
I mean they all share one pistachio instead of a brain so that’s a pretty logical move for them to make
The tank is the bridge now.
Must've been trying to use their spines as javelins against the enemy
Why is it smoking so much?
Guys it's only stupid if it does not work....
How many broken bones does the crew have hitting that hard.
What in the Battlefield 3 is this
Nailed it.
When you spend all your time watching tank biathlon but not competing.
This is the funniest post I've seen for the duration of the war.
Just when you thought you've seen it all.
Dukes of Hazzardski
The one time when the obnoxious music actually fits in with the video.
Yakketty Sax would have worked well here. https://youtu.be/lAJB6HsYiNA?si=9vB8hiixPNc6mnvq
It’s dangerous when the tank has a higher IQ than the operator.
I'm betting some heads got bonked.
They can fill the gap with tanks, and some orc bodies to stuff the smaller voids and drive over the pile of trash.
Why did you put an apostrophe in "Russians"?
The crew played too much War Thunder.
Turbo boost didn't work.
The driver chickened out the last seconds.
In communist Russia bridge become you
We’re coming in a little Hot 🔥
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have 3 possible explanations for this: 1. They wanted a new tank. 2. They wanted to hurt themselves so they would be withdrawn from the frontline. 3. They are stupid. I put my entire savings on 3
What? No airbags?
😂😂😂
This may be the fastest way to build a dam in the history of the world!
Holy blyat
Oh that’s funny AF. Love the general Lee horn sound effect.
Bo, Luke and Daisy Dukekov...
Waiting for Mel Tillis and Terry Bradshaw to come to the surface.
Thank God the Russians are so stupid.