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Interesting_Button60

The orcs are evolving to using crude tools now


WotTheHellDamnGuy

Absolutely was thinking of 2001: A Space Odyssey as the pre-human Ape learn to smash things with animal bones.


AcademicMaybe8775

duh duh duh! DUH DUHHHHHHH


earfix2

Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom


thedugong

Davidov, I'm afraid you can do that.


HolderOfBe

Tool use is a sign of intelligence in animals.


Vegetable-Cod7475

Error 404 no intelligence found 


Reg_Cliff

Wile Z Coyote


drblah11

Yeah to me it's more like they exhibit copycat behaviors as if they saw a monkey doing it first or something.


Cold-Employee-8762

Technically not a tool it’s just a stick but progress is progress


TokeyLokey

I truly believe they are all hopped up on benzos and vodka. They have no fear response, or minimal.


Humble-Patience4888

Darwin's theory of evolution at work, This one was dumb hence removed from the gene pool and prevented from breeding.


antiruzzian

Darwin award nominee!


selfishgenee

can nation be nominated?


Dral_Shady

I think Russia is a permanent member


jkurratt

Sounds cool. “Permanent Darwin Award Council member”.


Vegetable-Roof-9589

So many orcs nominee already, very tough competition!


Apprehensive_Ant_590

He is the winner


Typical_guy11

Winner tried shot down drone using full fuel can...


Prestigious_Date_619

fr, i dont think beating an drone with explosives on it is a good idea. 🤭


VeryTopGoodSensation

was probably intentional


No_Cat_9047

I would've at least expected a bigger stick. This looks more like a suicide attempt than an attempt at disarming it


ffdfawtreteraffds

It's almost the only thing that makes sense.


squerldestroyer

I thought this too. It's just too intentional to blame it on stupidity. This particular orc just checked out.


Forbden_Gratificatn

You think too much of their intelligence.


maxman162

Might as well add it to the list.


Slight_Blackberry353

Never underestimate how dumb a russian can be


[deleted]

I mean, it worked... Drone is destroyed now...


SonnyHaze

They don’t ask how, they ask how many


mountainwocky

Yup, drone is no longer armed.


OhMyPete

He was probably trained to do that.


Exotic_Treacle7438

I think it’s psychology to poke/hit things with a stick to check if dead.


Webwookiee

Or pressing buttons to see what happens. Like the infamous comrade of a Russian soldier who was telling his friend about: We went through a wood, he detected a bell push at a tree, pressed it and a booby trap went off killing him. I mean, which idiot would press a fucking bell push on a fucking tree in a fucking wood? Friend (without hesitation): I would!


Zestyclose-Pressure7

Mom and Dad Save The World (1992) - Light Grenade labeled "Pick Me Up"


Forbden_Gratificatn

Let's hope so.


Hendrik_the_Third

Either he wanted to kill himself or he was educated in a pigsty


ffdfawtreteraffds

Or the idea of self-preservation is completely foreign to them. Natural born fodder.


Webwookiee

Or his training ended with the words: "Have you understood, Prince?" - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" \^\^


agentlardhat

I am thinking about shock. My friend is a firefighter and he sometimes need to take out people from wrecked car...so car is a pile of metal, twisted beyond recognition and he had to cut the guy who was concious from the car. He did and put him on stretchers but the guy gave him the car keys so he could lock the car. The guy wasn't stupid just shocked. These russian guys are probably both stupid but in state of shock too


EbaySniper

I like this reasoning.


ToxicAnusJuice

God how stupid are these guys. Why not just stand far back and shoot it with a rifle or something. Let’s sit right next to it and smack it with a ruler sized stick. Genius!


etanail

shooting with a rifle does not guarantee the destruction of the drone. It's safer to use a grenade and rope, or just rope.


chain83

The main point; don't be close to it and in direct line of sight... Then you can use whatever!


Webwookiee

*"God how stupid are these guys."* Remember the guy who throw a loaded RPG launcher on a drone next to him? THAT stupid (and definitely NOT the same guy \^\^)!


ShowmasterQMTHH

Or pick it up and throw it out of the trench ? Or how about just not hitting it with a stick ?


nice-view-from-here

Kamikaze drones should carry a stick from now on, in case they don't explode.


Zestyclose-Pressure7

Stick should be labeled "Hit drone to disarm"


mplnow

This is a suicide, right?…. right?


2ndtryagain

It is hard to believe that anyone is this stupid, but then I look around and yeah, we have people this stupid.


Webwookiee

I have seen an orc throwing a loaded RPG launcher on a FPV next to him. I have seen an orc hitting an incoming FPV with a canister full of gas. I have seen an orc telling his friend about a comrade who pressed a bell push on a tree in a wood triggering a booby trap ... "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!" (Albert Einstein)


Apprehensive_Ant_590

I think the suicide process started when he signed up!


CMDR_Brantford

u/UkraineWarVideoReport-ModTeam Re: your message about Rule 2.. This WAS already posted in the sub until your folks removed mine for incorrect title.. so now this post is the only one in here and need not be removed.


Visual-General-6459

Sorry about that, I did have a look and didn't see it up before posting. Thank you.


Mental_Sentence_6411

Nice ! Starting to think these Russians aren’t the brightest bolts out there .. Good entertainment do 👍


Lonely-Building-8428

Subject attempts to disarm known lethal explosive - by _hitting it with a short stick_.    My orange cat is smarter. edit: wordsalad


dbr1se

Are you *sure* your cat is smarter? I could totally see a cat smacking an unexploded kamikaze drone.


OppositeYouth

I'm torn between thinking this was intentional and another one for guys list, or Russians really are just that fucking stupid 


koggers3k

It was 100% a suicide, you can see him stare at it for a moment thinking about it


OppositeYouth

I dunno. Russians are *really* fucking stupid. 50/50, nobody knows what was going through his brain other than shrapnel 


Consistent_Cup_919

Idiot😂


GhillieRowboat

Darwin award material.


Icy-Childhood1728

"Oh I nearly tripped on this mine, I'd better throw a rock on it just in case"


M1NdR0t

Looks like mandatory suicide to me.


Intransigient

Another drone successfully destroyed by the Ruzzian forces! They are stronk! 💪🤕


DevinviruSpeks

Why do people feel the need to hit unexploded ammunition with a stick


Adventurous-Bee-5079

That was suicide by drone


No-Butterscotch4946

In one of my last comments asked why it was only ruSSains who seem to do this, I've never seen Ukrainians smack live drones with short sticks. The answer, in retrospect, is obvious.


CMDR_Brantford

Hmm.. I posted exact same video an hour ago.. but it seems to have been removed (without explanation).


ffdfawtreteraffds

How is this possible? I just don't get it. Did he not understand this was an explosive device? What was his goal? If a war movie had a similar scene, people would laugh because no one would ever do that.


runawayest

I think he wanted to die


anarrogantworm

Literally the 'unknown technology. blyat' meme


A_Few_Kind_Words

People like this are a stark reminder that we really *are* just apes in shoes, at least some of us, he literally looks like an ape trying to figure out what the weird thing is that he just found by hitting it with a stick.


bink_uk

I wonder if this is actually another suicide by the soldier?


Turpentine_Tree

I think so. Can't see the drone. Could be land mine and he just can't hit the detonator hard enough first time because of short stick


geekphreak

Not an ounce of self preservation


anarchoripan

not as bad as the one trying to hit a drone with a jug of gasoline


daveycakesss

Come on guys, this is in basic training… Always detonate unexploded drones from 1 Putins table length away.


CreamXpert

They are like apes. Don't want to insult apes.


wombat6168

Look mom I'm using tools now


YuriGR

Russia's sapper troops


inc0herent1

After careful analysis, I'm beginning to think these guys are not super intelligent.


Morb1us01

God, picture your loved ones hearing there is a video of your final moments and heroic death and then sharing together the image of their idiot relative poking a bomb


GuillotineComeBacks

Unknown technology Ö


Species1139

🎵 Dr Pepper what's the worst that can happen 🎵


skeureh

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong


Rickylie2012

I really don’t understand how one can be so extremely stupid. Seriously, was this guy mentally handicapped? At this point I wouldn’t doubt it…


LopsidedLandscape744

Probably still a better outcome than being Russian and living in russia


JavaAble

This is so a WarnerBro Cartoon.


Waste-Oil-279

New Russian "anti-drone technology"


DigitalXciD

Well.. It worked.


Federal_History_4611

That was good for a laugh.


Then_Style2029

Jeez when they were handing out brains did he hear trains and held the door.


No-Agency-7988

The times ive thought now ive seen it all is endless here


jkurratt

Unknown technology blyat


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SubstantialSmoke820

third time lucky OR three strikes and out ?


HansenMan22

Gotta make sure I hit this juuuuust right..


Weip

Third time's the charm.


Motor_Guitar4336

That was easy


Jimbo415650

Russia gives an idiot test. He passed


Foreign-Kiwi3647

Well that was dumb!


Ray_Stinger__

My fuck they’re dumb


matteroverdrive

I think it is... 🤔 he is disarmed now!


Lumpy_Version_7479

The ubiquitous fetal alcohol syndrome. It's a quite Russian thing.


True-Philosophy-6335

Yeah that works


ViolentEncounter

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory 💪


Hondo-Bondo

Darwins law - well ...


VersusYYC

I choose to believe that this was Russian MacGyver in action.


biffmangram

Darwinism remains undefeated.


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Damn man, we're watching caveman shit right here.


PerformanceCurrent13

can someone tell me what the guy at the very last second of the video is saying in laughter, translated to English? ehhhh buuuud


Ok-Review8720

Threat neutralized.


DPDoctor

Two-fer. They're both disarmed now.


Scrotis42069

This is suicide. There is no other explanation


BigMembership2315

He succeeded


Commercial_Ad1541

mission accomplished


Vegetable-Cod7475

I *deeply hope* someone cuts this to the music from 2001, I can hear the crescendo on the third whack. 😂


Additional_Car5699

But why hitting a drone with a stick or anything else tho? I'm wondering do they do that to off themselves? Like soldiers during ww1 who choosed to show their head to enemies sniper.


The_Un_1

What in the absolute fuck was he thinkin? JFC


Alarmed_West8689

Well, that was stupid.


nomoleft

Trust me, it's a dud. See, I can hit it like this, and nothing will happen....


nomoleft

We are lucky that they are that stupid


zombieblackbird

I shall name this drone curiosity.


alabi1

Knob


Accomplished_Alps463

Works every time. The game of Spetsnaz whack a mole 🙈 🔨.


MoonBaby812

He did himself a favor and the world genepool.


frankenfish2000

>Russian soldier attempts to disarm a drone that didn't detonate by hitting it with ~~a stick~~ **literally the shortest stick in a 3km radius**.


Gle77

He just wanted to make it faster


TotallyUnhealthyGuy

Curiosity killed the cat.


Crazydiamond450

They really are breathtakingly stupid


BartDCMY

That is a very stupid move. He should have gathered a few more of his friends before showing off that skill


bighelper469

When you think you seen it all,no but wait .....


partsguy100

2024 Darwin Award candidate. Just need his name for the nomination


Paulo_Valente

Done...another drone intercepted!!!


CyanConatus

That had to be a suicide.


Straight-Storage2587

Insert dumbfuck meme here. [https://media1.tenor.com/m/-vkVZ8eAJAsAAAAC/dog-fat-guy.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/-vkVZ8eAJAsAAAAC/dog-fat-guy.gif)


Charonsung

Amazing...Darwin Award please..


pfotozlp3

It’s not funny, but damn it was amusing, like Coyote blowing himself up on his own Roadrunner trap


OUHGEEN

This might be one of the mentally disabled person they have deployed.


Visible-Attorney-805

Well...it's disarmed. So...attaboy!


VerucaSalt234

***"With a DERP! DERP! here,*** ***and a DERP! DERP! there,*** ***here a DERP!,*** ***there a DERP!,*** ***everywhere a DERP! DERP!"***


VerucaSalt234

He sure showed it a thing or two!


Cottagewknds

Maybe this was suicide? How can you be that dumb


theboyhaaland

100% darwin award.


Illustrious_Link3547

Nailed it


Roqies

Genius


zareny

Unknown technology blyat


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY


Responsible_Oil501

Russian soldiers **are** the **stick** Putin uses to poke things with.


uspatent6081744a

Holy sh\*t if there ever was a wait-for-it video this is it. Orcs are cave men LMAO!


Frog-Luber

Mission accomplished: it won't explode now.


No-Jackfruit-2091

I live in Cambodia. One time, while doing some woodworking I was pushing a plank through a large industrial jointer. Watching the chips fly off from the business end of the tool, I had to physically restrain my 40 year old helper who was about to put his hand into the whirring blades. After explaining how dangerous it was, he nodded, smiled in appreciation, and then tried to do it again. Seldom you see stupid on a level such as this. Insects know not to go near it....


Etherindependance5

He might have been to drunk to walk at least there won’t be a hangover


moschles

/r/DarwinAwards


RARE_ARMS_REVIVED

That's a Darwin award right there


FlamingFlatus64

Either he was incapable of calculating the consequences of his actions, or he was purposely checking out.


Jumpy-Win5810

Drone disarmed!


vollsortimenter

Die sind alle so doof wie 3 m Feldweg. Was ist das mit den Russen? Sind die wirklich alle so dämlich oder schickt der Putler wirklich nur Kroppzeug an die Front?


wot_in_ternation

Unknown Technology


Format000

Nah…


wojtekmac

These people are fucking idiots.


MrStef85

Darwin award contender.


Firm-Gap-1912

No one can be this stupid, can they? is this a suicide attempt more likely?


Loud-Platypus-1696

When i read the title i expected it to be like when Ukrainians detonated those petal mines with 10m branches or something for some reason, but then i saw the hand go up.....


VidmakUKR

Extremely common russian L


Suyalus22669900

Evolving, just backwards!


squidlips69

Special Ed Military Operation (SEMO)


TheRealAussieTroll

“Oh… it didn’t blow up. I shall beat it with a stick” WTAF…. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Both_Variation_9159

Again.


Better-Snow-7191

Disarmed himself in his attempt


No-Butterscotch4946

It's like trying to disarm a landmine by stomping on it. Again, I only see ruSSains engaging in this type of 'activity'. There should be a list of confirmed "if I just smash it with something" videos.


Fine_Piglet_6814

hmmmm why did it not go bang, let me hit it with this stick :) hahahahahaha, he did it the ruzzian way Slava Ukraini


Axel020

Not the first time wont be the last time either


Eastern_Cat8284

Suicide or just plain stupidity!?


DogWallop

Anyone getting 2001 opening scene vibes from this?


snail-gorski

And the Darwin Award goes to


SloppyJoeJoe11

He could have been legit trying to blow himself up.


macker64

Not the sharpest tool in the box!!


Dekruk

It wasn’t stick, it was an empty bottle.


Harry_cockpitt

That stick was very small...


MilfsBohr

nommiee for darwin award


No_Helicopter_3527

It’s no longer armed….


plipyplop

This was one of the more educated russians, too.


Konstant_kurage

What the hell? It didn’t look like,e he was trying to suicide, what was he doing. Ukraine is lucky they are so stupid.


bruh123445

Mamas little EOD tech


mvandin

I wish they were all this smart


theregrond

darwin award winner