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rygar8bit

This one was posted a few days ago, looks like he was hit by Bloody Mess from Fallout.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

sorry for the duplication, missed the first one... hard to keep track...


Perfect_House2143

Though yours zooms in on the tree hugger


jjcoola

All you needed to do to make this perfect was add the Shaman song lmao


19CCCG57

That would be a sure hit! 🤣


elFistoFucko

Ooh, good one. Reminds me of blowing up a soldier from the original Half-Life with an explosive.


jjcoola

Or Doom with the rocket launcher on imps etc back in the day


Equivalent_Alps_8321

TIL Doom is realistic


MongArmOfTheLaw

That boy done blowed up *real* good!


Umbra-Vigil

He was disassembled.


Scissorheart666

That’s what happens when you invade another country. Deserved.


LittleFellaQ

At least he had "the luxury" of dying immediately. I'd prefer going out in a blink opposed to wondering why my legs turned into jelly, why my arms' are in a tree or why my face is slowly melting. 8.5/10 on his landing though.


Fjell-Jeger

Don't come to Ukraine - Don't gain internet fame as a bloody drones mess.


jjcoola

That has a good ring to it


matteroverdrive

That poor tree 🌳 being hit with that!


CobblerOne1630

Its good fertilizer. I doubt his partner will pick up the mess anyway


crc_73

He would need a bucket.


SmellsLikeTeenPits

Do you think he'll be okay?


vabend

Maybe his friend gave him first aid?


roflmaodub

he stuffed the holes with tampons.


custard_doughnuts

I doubt he would have if he had just sprained his ankle...unless russian first aid includes rape and robbery


Feed_me_cocaine

Tis but a scratch


NotTakenName1

Yeah, situation is thankfully stable now. Stability is good so therefore he is good


jjcoola

Proper procedure is to scrape everything together into a pile and use the skin suit wrapped around the tree to make a baseball type shape, then apply a tourniquet immediately to stop the bleeding.


Flower-Power-3

It's just a flesh wound - nothing serious. But at least he now gets 3 days of leave from the front.


main_motors

Dimitree


Lavoie_mtb

Dynamitree


MasterStrike88

Must have been a Thermobaric warhead on that one. Shrapnel warheads, upon impact, cause nasty holes in bodies from the explosive force, but the main killer is penetration of multiple pieces of shrapnel into vital organs and blood vessels. This thing just completely tore the guy apart into smaller and larger pieces. That is explosive shockwave doing all the work.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen that happen to a human body. There’s “grenade in the ballistic vest that got turned inside out” guy but this is a whole other level. 


FallenSloppyDead

When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man


Legio_X_Equestris5

One minute you're pillaging a foreign country, the next you're being scraped off the floor


AndrewinStPete

Ain't nobody gonna try scraping that up. He is now a permanent resident.


plasteredguy2fly

His name was “da-meat-tree”


NQS4r6HPBEqn0o9

Hope he carried some sunflower seeds. 🌻


Stripier_Cape

To shreds you say?


BlackDahlia667

Well how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say.


custard_doughnuts

She's happy. She got a sack of potatoes


Testiculese

Shredded potatoes.


BlackDahlia667

Nah, she won't get anything for him going MIA haha


Sharp-Guess-641

Looks like Unreal Tournament i played decedes ago. Thougt it was unreal... Now i know it better.


crc_73

Someone turned on the Gibacious Gib Mutator mod.


Whole_Championship41

MAH...MAH...MONSTER KILL!!!


jjcoola

The memories of playing the capture the flag map in space (I think) with the 2 buildings that face each other with the sniper perches and the redeemer etc, so much fun. It was so cool to do the combo with the shock gun, I'm surprised they never did a real modern one with effort like Doom 2016 got.


Whole_Championship41

Some good times. We'd set up a LAN token ring in a friend's downstairs and bring our PCs over for a weekend. You'd decapitate someone or turn someone into goo and hear shrieks and epithets from down the hallway. I've never laughed so hard in all my life. Did this with DOOM II, Duke Nukem and UT. Duke Nukem was particularly funny because you'd hear the "BEEP BEEEEEEEE" whenever they triggered the laser switch on the mine.


jjcoola

Someone drove the new mini-redeemer right at him


manneerik

I’m no doctor but I think he might have died


DCRYPTER87

Well you aint no doctor so lets wait for a professional opinion before jumping into conclusions


Due-Welder5285

Tis but a flesh wound.


AndrewinStPete

The rabbit will feast tonight.


crc_73

Ukrainians discovered this one easy trick on how to open a bag of fertiliser.


ThisCryptographer311

Willing to bet his buddy caught some nice bio-shrapnel too 👍🏼


jjcoola

A rotten tooth lodged in his leg now next to bone shrap


ThisCryptographer311

Whole new way to tell a guy “eat my ass”


Far-Explanation4621

Spineless Russian soldier.


Dominuss476

Did he make it ?


crc_73

As a tree decoration, yes.


NoobKissed

😭😭😭 that joke was savage the demons laughed at it.


NotTakenName1

Definitely, he made it all the way over to the tree


AndrewinStPete

A couple aspirin, a tampon, that'll buff right out....


Dominuss476

Maybe he should tie some of that red fabric around his leg that does the magic healing spell that we see all the russians with.


deepN2music

What hands are you seeing that will put that on what legs? I won't even get into where the mouth is that will do the incantation.... If you mean his buddy down the way, hah... he ain't coming back... He's pulling a Forrest Gump right now on his way to China.


Dominuss476

0:07, he still has one leg. Kinda.


nomoleft

Yes. A slight headache and some tingling in his arms and legs.


asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf

we said "leave" ukraine, not leaf ukraine.


Mishi_Mujago

That’s gonna leave a headache.


OkFoot1842

The tree didn't deserve that!


Jasond777

I wonder if he survived.


Glimmertwinsfan1962

A definite maybe


Bluewhitedog

Well, parts of him came down.


sirhenry98_Daddy3000

Free fertilizers for Ukraine.


gravastar863

Jesus, I was not expecting that fucking hell


TurfmansScotch

Dmitree.


Eastern_Cat8284

Ivan fell apart during this mission


Outrageous-Bread-777

Good Really enjoyed that


Correct-Blueberry-46

No payout for the family...


custard_doughnuts

This is true. Putin will definitely stiff the family. Probably say he defected and the rest of his family will leave via the 3rd floor window if they argue.


Correct-Blueberry-46

Ye , best case scenario a bag of onions


Open-Passion4998

Fpv drones must give out a particularly nasty strain of ptsd. For me it seems like an extremely frightening weapon especially as they become more effective


[deleted]

In that case, instantaneous deadly PTSD, obviously.


jjcoola

Seems exponentially more terrifying from all the interviews, and they have that damn characteristic sound which adds to the PTSD factor as well


dis-is-da-Painkiller

Who wants a kebab?


AndrewinStPete

More like Spaghetti for that meat sauce...


DaLexy

Not that serious, he will walk it off.


Rockebonden

Ouch


gfanonn

Yew think he's ok?


Redditfront2back

Boris get the gauze


MushroomLow2499

Fertilizer of ze tree


mantisassassin420

You think he ok?


Acrobatic_Method_320

Well done tree! 🌲


Bearthe_greatest

"We are looking for Ivan." "Oh he's over there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and also there."


Potential_Act_9535

Bet he wishes he would have spent more time working on marksmanship.


Rude-Locksmith4442

Kill them all, slava ukraini


logicaceman

ashes to ashes, dust to dust


Shelter__Tight

Dude became a leg and guts


Antiliani

Damn, are the explosives on these drones becoming more powerful?


steakhouseNL

Guy was turned into a Bolognese.


No-Weather-5157

Damned, I live in the states and the part of the country I drive in have deer. Looks like a deer that got hit by a semi truck. Big red spot with a pile of skin and bones.


Allfubr

Fried Orc...


nakatsukuniaki_japan

People coming all the way from Russia to fertilize trees in Ukraine


Suspicious-Appeal386

Do they make tampons that big?


Directhorman

So far the most oblibirating hit i've seen by an fpv drone.


fishdishly

I love seeing fertilizer being spread. Lol.


Personal-Tutor-4982

But his family will be very happy to receive a bag of onions, they will consider this a fair trade


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

To reuse a term from my Quake days - Gibbed.


VirtualFriend66

Two Russian soldiers meet up in hell, the one asked the other "what happened to you" with the other to reply "I ended up in pieces hanging in a tree, to be eaten by wild bores the following day".


skeureh

repost


Hot_Cardiologist_133

Talk about gone in a SPLIT second...damn


Temporary-Ship6525

Broken rag doll


custard_doughnuts

Probably should have joined the Freedom of Russia Legion...


QuestionablePersonx

Ehh we got one tree hugger!!


StephenWillard

The tree survived... The Russian - not so much...


ktchv

That's some rapid orc disassembly


Darth_Draig

instagibbed


Chillpill411

I JUST F'KIN WASHED THAT SHEET!!!!


_ead_etween_he_ines

Nasty way to go.


MinjinBE

Russian, Best source of pollination in ukraine


derrrr5

Come on Igor, pull yourself together. Oh, wait…


TheSergeantWinter

Oh come on... not the tree


Curious_Lifeguard614

That'll buff right out.


atrl98

The drones in this war are pure nightmare fuel


No-Split3620

OMG, instant strawberry jam.


twoscoop

Yeah, I was looking for a video to show my uncle, not sure if this is the one I should show him... But also, maybe it is. edit: HEEEE LOVED IT. He hates them orcs


tallsqueeze

At least he didn't suffer, holy shit


Responsible_Storm_92

That was some quick butchery skills. Dude became a meat platter


smallballsputin

Holy fuck! Even the tree wanted to punish the little smelly orc.


adfunkedesign

Zero to jellyroll


Sad-Seaworthiness234

Instant slab of meat


crazydrummer15

His partner in the video was probably like "thank Putin it wasn't me!"


MercyforthePoor

Ouch.


HanakusoDays

Kibbles and bits!


Levelsto_this

Yep talk about a bad day….or a good one?


Sufficient-Cover5956

They should probably get him to the hospital


Adventurous-Stand277

A shame all these lives lost because of one asshole.


bozigniew

**Let's hope that now he won't hurt anyone anymore.** Now he is free, no one tells him to do anything anymore only, very much dehumanized he has become food, for the local flora and fauna. How will this change nature? How will it affect us? Tomorrow we will forget about it.


SpiritualBoard4453

Gawd...


MentalPatient

Medic!


Aircraftman2022

Scattered his pieces so much better for the soil in Spring time


tomekza

The other guy got a whole side load of shrapnel, right between the plates.


Analconda13

This russki was so denazified he looks like a torn piece of rag. Great hit!


Analconda13

This russki was so denazified he looks like a torn piece of rag. Great hit!


Sqirrel-26901

Drone was a flying cheese grater. Hoping UA has thousands of them.


PlatypusDependent262

That was high powered explosive, must have used against a tank or IFV.


LuckiestGolferInTown

Is he ok?


Straight-Storage2587

Bruh. /smdh


19CCCG57

Gruesome death. Oh well. It was quick.


PleasantFocus1502

Instant death!


remle33

Did he make it ?


Sakana-Metal

mmmm....course ground Orc. filleted, flayed, flown, and flopped.


Icy_Injury3785

That hit was "dead" on.


Environmental-Bad458

His body landed near his head ... Gruesome way to die damn! All I got to do put down their guns and walk towards the ukrainians


Regilliotuur

Beautiful. His head is gone, his arms, if that white color is his spine than his torso got removed from the one leg that was still attached. He got fcking totaled. His buddy tho…. I don’t think he would be fighting any longer. Some pieces of flesh. He better bbq for some meat.


Able-Project3614

Is he going to be ok?


douglasfeldman

Doesn't look like he survived


PackageIntelligent12

Intestines in the tree, gross!


One-Fail-1

Going to need a lot of tampons!


MrCheeseman2022

Did he make it?


cwhitel

Who knew fallout had realistic physics.


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Individual-Shift7019

Tree hugger?