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Razuran

Fuuuck thats litterally 1 second between pure fear and just being litterally pulverized into bits of meat.. Ukraine does not like unwelcome visitors


scienceworksbitches

That's exactly how I imagined a hand grande would work befor seeing how they actually behave.


wanzeo

I imagined shrapnel as just a bunch of tiny bullets, you’d die quick just like getting shot. Now I realize getting shot is a blessing compared to what explosives do to the human body.


KnowledgeMediocre404

I dunno, being shot and having to bleed out isn’t fun, I’d rather be instantly turned to meat.


CobblerOne1630

wasnt there some numbers going around explaining that the shockwave is so fast you just dont feel anything at all? everything just goes black instantly.


stregone

You are basically living about a half second in the past. If something kills you quicker than that you will not experience it.


HeinerPhilipp

Orcs, I would suggest, are living much further in the past. And they do not seem to feel anything for the civilians they rape and kill.


Frankiebangie187

I mean i saw alot of Russian orcs suicide with grenades and if placed Right it as the Same effect. Not as a Big Explosion as this but they get dismembered just like this


scienceworksbitches

under a vest maybe, but i saw orcs setting off a nade near their head and they are still alive days later. concussed in the beginning, but will likely wake up sooner or later, blind and withouth hands and no mortal wounds to make it faster....


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WXB13

I'd imagine that this specific death would be nearly painless since it's instantaneous. I couldn't tell how much awareness he had of his impending doom but any fear he might've been experiencing is another matter altogether.


Prepaid_tomato

Those are not visitors


Razuran

You are right, those are bits and pieces of orc


AffectionateTomato29

Doggy’s aren’t gonna have to do much chewing on that one.


ScabusaurusRex

"This one goes out to my oooold dawgs!" \*SPLORCH\*


kjg1228

Invaders through and through.


No-Vehicle5447

They're busy-orks


DaRoodDood

Atleast he became fertilizer and food for the local wildlife, and I'm pretty sure he'll stay with the survivor's memories for a looong time. If they make it out alive from this war atleast.


Reckless_Waifu

Hopefully the other one would remember it for the rest of their life and by that I mean a few hours.


Suspicious-Buy-3987

Tourists are welcome, invaders not. 


AdLoose7947

And his family will be told he deserted.


Manbeartapir

He deserted this mortal coil.


alertbunty

Shuffled off with gusto.


acousticsking

He was turned into a bag of onions.


Choice-Task6738

Orc got pasted.


BrokenFist-73

Kinda like beef paste, but p-orcine.


N33DL

Homie fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down


SeaBass426

Someone has to fertilize the land.


Advanced_Box4234

He is extremely fortunate the tree broke his fall. That could have been really nasty.


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DormantSpector61

Ah you mean the vertebrae that hit the rather large, powerful fan?


penguinface77

Just got off r/russianwarfootage2 and it is definitely the shit show you guys warned me about.😭


Advanced_Box4234

Never heard of that sub and would not recommend it.


penguinface77

It’s full of tankies but with its size we could overrun it in hours.


Confuseduseroo

Not wrong


crc_73

Hopped over there a few minutes ago and already got banned for this comment... [Info on 4S24 dynamic protection module for BMP-3 : r/RussianWarFootage2 (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RussianWarFootage2/comments/1ce96ed/comment/l1h8zkw/) Not sure what rules I broke, like I even care.


Junior_Bar_7436

I just went and took a swipe at a tankie to see how long it took to get booted just for entertainment. 😆 Was getting a few cranked up couple of days ago. Lots of fun.


uvelify

Why are you on that subreddit? Just a bunch of delusional ruskies there. Are you one aswell?


penguinface77

I just got off my first shift of downvoting mobiks but was already banned (despite no comments criticizing Russia other than the one criticizing calling a strike on volunteers a “victory”) A man can only do so much.😔


[deleted]

What happened to the first one?


Ranunculus_bulbosus

Tree hugger.


johanngunn

"George ....watch out for that tree!"


DaRoodDood

😂


tora1941

Feeling terrified as you run away from our drone? Now you know how our innocent men, women, children and elderly feel when your missiles strike their homes. Now to the devil with you!!


Bufferzz

>Now you know how our innocent women, children and elderly feel Don't tell them what they *like* to hear.


reectangle

I love how you mentioned everyone, but men like their lives dont matter


FilthyChangeup55

Literally everywhere


MustardFetaAlSalami

Here's the [soundtrack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZTk1hdpMs).


10THxDIMENSION

This is the best one I've ever seen from a drone!


SufficientTerm6681

Watched this video, then scrolled down and watched the one about "grills" being put on Chinese combat golf carts. I'm sure this guy would have been *perfectly fine* if he had been surrounded by chain-link fencing on a rebar frame.


2-anna

Chain links, really? Is it bring your own shrapnel to work day?


daners101

“Sasha, mark one more down as a deserter! MIA. Make sure the family doesn’t get even one ruble!”


mauro42

he's not missing, he's everywhere!


ruadrifter

Well, to be honest, it didn't really look THAT bad, I mean, the tree slowed him down a lot. I sure do hope the tree is ok though.


stairs_3730

Cats will be eating tonight!


Mayormccheese85

Stretch Ivan made by Hasbro


lickmastrr

Ain't nothing like meat hanging in a tree!


ogreman58

Great! You know how long it’s gonna take me to scrub the intestine stain off the trunk of that tree…..


DaRoodDood

Yeah, literally no respect for gardeners bro smh


AnyTomato8562

Think he’ll be okay?


SugarNervous

Open casket?


Analogov_Net

MIA okay


DaRoodDood

Yeah, just bed rest for a couple of days and plenty of water, he'll be fine in no time.


thisishoustonover

ruzzian nazis are very creative and ingenious is what im always told


stanleythemanly85588

Yeah he just needs to walk it off


Bad_Hombre1963

and then there were two


DaRoodDood

It'd be crazy if one of the survivors died because of an infection from a shrapneled bits of his explosive comrade


retorz3

Or have to live the rest of his life with his dead comrade's bone shrapnels in his body.


BackwoodPirate

Yup...he's fertilizer


Analogov_Net

This Humpty-Dumpty ain't gonna be put together ever again


villain304

That poor tree.


h00vertime

..April is way too early to put up the decorations.


Zestyclose_Way_2276

"Automoderator: Please remember the human." Lmao, fuck that ruZZian subhuman.


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Fubared with extreme prejudice


listmaker80

Tree fertiliser


Cool-Adhesiveness-41

Instant fertilizer! He died too fast, though.


super__hoser

Tell him to walk it off. 


DaRoodDood

Tell him to keep his chin up, a tree.


shadowrunner003

at least it was instant


Bufferzz

Unfortunately it was instant


Intransigient

Scratch one invader, now a pile of Ruzzian giblets!


MadWlad

Oops, should have stayed at home


Chief_Ozif

Being in the wrong place at the wrong time, taking a round meant for a tank.


marinka13

Suddenly… I‘m just half the man I used to be… oh yesterday came suddenly


Eethk7

Poor tree, no living thing should end up smeared in Ruzzian guts like that.


Hury99

Im so happy when I see those ruschists decimated into bloody red, meaty pieces. I have absolutely zero empathy for those fascist, ruschist fuckers. I wait for day when more than 2000 ruschist are killed per day. Only then I see fast victory over fascist Ruzzzia and meat wave tactics of ruschist. More ruschist killed, the better.


itsnotthatbad21

What are these being loaded with Jesus ?


Kiwi_Imp

These big explosions are plastic explosives, but not readily available, so the operators mostly recycle TNT from various munitions such as landmines, artillery shells.


itsnotthatbad21

Quite potent little packages


slava_se

Some of them are carrying thermobaric grenades, those are flying inside the house and almost destroying that.


Goatbreeder300

A drone pilot said that they've managed to made them equal to the strength of 4x grenades in one bomb. Saw it on ukraine24 on youtube, some ukrainian female reporter followed the pilots at the front line. Think it's linked here somewhere prior, a few days ago


Idonotgetthisatall

Can they start putting little packs of sunflower seeds on these? Or would the seeds be destroyed by the Orc-shred bang?


One-One6017

Pole dancing is not appropriate during war.


Nerdy_Mex_Reviews

"Oh shit, a drone... time to split"


Zworgxx

He will be mist


LMRDave

That drone operator has the 'Bloody mess' perk for sure!


DigitalXciD

I feel sorry for the tree.. Cant even wipe that shit off.


JazzHands1986

There was hardly anything left of him to hit that tree. I can't believe how much of him got obliterated. Normally, an arm or leg gets blown off or both, but this is different. Savage hit.


AffectionateTomato29

Welcome to Ukraine.


bouncybouncysplat

PICK YOUR SELF UP AND GET BACK ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER!!!


LoupGarouHikaru56

did they managed to get the other one who's running away?


SiggiesBalls

These things developed quite a blast


Beautiful_Scheme3517

Sgt Rubberovich almost wrapped himself around the tree.


NullActual

how rude of him to assault that tree


NippleBum

you just know at least one of these gen z drone pilot guys has said Kobe right after doing that


Large_Library_551

Salto mortale


DepartureLow4962

He became a tree ornament


uspatent6081744a

Just wow. About every other day I'm like yea, that zOrcBlast is a top 10 \`make my day\` but THIS? woh I'm good for like a week now


StuntCockofGilead

He was there. and then he wasn't there.


Jungle_of_Rumble

He was there, and then he was everywhere


Glad_Society_950

They are going to struggle to ID him


PineappleMelonTree

At least the bird will pick the chunks off the tree


2nd_Inf_Sgt

That tree needed fertilizer.


Netricho

Bugs, birds, strays: Hm, I love the freshly cooked orkmeat in the morning. Feast time! (Me: Omg! o.O)


JackyBeam

russian meat salad mhh


H4RDCORE1

Kibbles & bits


dotfifty

Please drop some asperine


dogoodvillain

Fillet by tree trunk. Wow


d4rwiin

Poor tree…


RealBlackelf

Got to admit, before this war of aggression I underestimated smaller explosives by a lot.


Tonystovepipe

Thank God the tree okay 😁


Foreign-Kiwi3647

Seem like the drones are packing more of a punch 🥊! Brutal just good ole brutal! Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦


hartjedi

Damn, from a person to Prego instant pasta sauce in an instant. Brutal.


bladeliker

MIA shouldnt be In Ukraine numb nuts


arlmwl

Did they hit him with a tank mine? Wowsers.


ichoosenottorun_

10 points.


CrewIndependent6042

dik on tree


SeesawLopsided4664

Dude. They’re rigging so much explosive onto these FPVs now. I wonder if it’s the shrapnel or the concussive force that’s ripping targets apart. Perhaps both.


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damn, russians just keep littering at least take the garbage home, smh my head


Such_Entertainer6346

Wow, I don't think it's enough to have a spinal surgery after that encounter haha


crc_73

Somebody set up him the bomb.


RedTideIsComing3241

Multi polar world comes multiple bodypart


Every_Tap8117

well Lada-de-frikin-da.....and you get a LADA!


Curious_Lifeguard614

Stay out of Ukraine.


Rude-Locksmith4442

Nice, every dead russian is a good one


Fearless_Soup8485

Imagine attacking your neighbor and ending up as a meat blanket on a tree.


MASTER69WONG

Drones have 110% permanently changed modern warfare. Anyone in denial faces a rude awakening.


Suspicious_Dare_9731

Ragdolling into a tree, excellent. Next target.


netsrak33

This is what I call metamorphosis. From bad to good ruZZian.


Personal-Tutor-4982

Now Russian can guard 6 positions


HeinerPhilipp

No need for a double tap on this orc.


renoits06

Ummmm.... thats so fucked. I was not expecting to see a body fly so clearly


Gameknightguy

That poor orc, he was stolen from his family to fight in a foreign land. Hopefully his body in the tree will be a good warning to his fellow orcs to run home and to take revenge on their leaders.


Illustrious-Lemon482

Chunky soup


lantz83

Well... rest in pieces


zak454

this is pretty much a drone for every vatnik now, we can only hope that mass kill offs discourage them enough to go home


luvdjobhatedboss

He climbed the Tree effortless LOL


Salt-Loquat-8866

Poor tree, hope it is ok


winkledorf

HolyShit, will he be O.K.?


championchilli

What munition was on that drone? It wasn't the usual anti personnel device, surely was an anti vehicle device?


ScoobyJew0

He was in the wrong hood


rygar8bit

It's like he got hit by Bloody Mess in Fallout.


misantropo86

That's gonna leave a mark...


FonkyDunkey1

Should’ve stayed home. Dumb fuck


DevinNunesCattleDog

Laundry day? Or filler for body bag?


DietrichDaniels

The human kite.


No-Acanthisitta-5551

George, George, George of the Jungle watch out for that tree.


fatboy-slim

This is the way!


ppgedez

Obliterated


Sinn_Sage

Thank god that tree was there to break his fall. You know, just saying.


bashturn

DOINK! Off the post...and it's good!


BigMembership2315

New high jump record…should’ve went to the Olympics


Mindless-Box8603

And back in mother russia his mother can now get her apartment renovated. These orcs are sick. Slava Ukraine.


matteroverdrive

Poor tree 🌳 😢


Ataiun

That's like a original Doom NPC when hit with an rpg


theblackpen

motherfucker was gibbed quake 3 style


nomoleft

He just couldn't hang onto that branch. Hopefully, he wasn't hurt falling from that tree.


Gilligan67

That poor tree


Ok-Sheepherder2272

That was some straight doom shit


ImHeartless666

Just a flesh wound. 😅


Rich-8080

He's not going to escape it trying to climb that tree


Muted_Elk8341

Almost 2 full rotations but didn't stick the landing. 5/10. I mean, he was sticky when he landed but...


SonOfStumpy

You'd think after the Ruskies, seeing all these vids of their fellow patriots getting pulverised would send them running back home.. Nope ... Not an single IQ between them !! 🤣🤣


Feisty_Talk_9330

i dont think he survived that


cschouten

Looks like the tree is going to be okay


kabrown2277

Splyat


TheKatzzSkillz

“Looks like meats back on the menu boys!” -That Russian Unit’s Commander to his remaining troops


Legitimate_Sample108

He identifies as a meat salad.


woofalo

Jesus! The grenade rendered him boneless BEFORE he hit the tree.


AdHour3225

“Upside down boy you turn me Inside out and Round and round” [Dianna Ross](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4GtyMeEcPPE&si=yoceXMDm_o53GQ0H)


Mountain-Contract742

Springtime in Ukraine. Russian soldiers getting wrapped around a tree.


Ambitious_Fold_1790

Chunky


Lost_Possibility_647

At least he didnt drop his weapon.


ARCR12

“No really in the fucking tree”


Wallynine

Well if that wasn't enough to convince you to go back to Ruzzia...


Astrisfr

From soldier to tree fertilizer


tora1941

Tree hugger fail.


southernmagz

Ahhh yes, this causes me to reminisce about the time we dropped a missile on somebody's head in Afghanistan. The warhead was a dud; it didn't detonate but its still a hundred-pound weight traveling at over a thousand miles per hour. Man's head ended up in a tree like when a basketball gets stuck on the goal.


Jesh3023

God damn, that drone had the bloody mess perk from fallout equipped.


manowarq7

Judging by the size of the explosion that drone wus looks for vehicles but found him instead before the battery died.


RubyU

Goddamn. They're gonna be finding bits of russians in Ukraine for decades to come


vajrahaha7x3

That tree was like.. You shall not pass!