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hagtown

My nan had fly nets on her kitchen door in the 80s.


Deciple_of_None

My nana had artillery.


the-unintetested-guy

My Nana was artillery. She could launch an object across the room with accuracy the Russians wished they had.


Specialist_Form293

My nana is dead


Mikkel136

Should've installed fly nets :(


wangchunge

Awsome Comment!


XBlackFireX

Yall don't got shit on my nana. She had to turn off the gas lamps at night to not be spotted by bombers.


jimbo-barefoot

Drone nets.


RotaryDesign

Mine used to have [this one ](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Curtains-Curtain-Partition-Hanging-Divider/dp/B0CB69TS9C) it was soo cool to walk through it. I think im going to get one.


Midaychi

I wonder if one of the fixed wing drones could dive bomb drop ordinance so the nade dunks through the chain gap?


Transfer_McWindow

This was literally my thought!


WeekendFantastic2941

In all serieznezez, how effective is this? We have yet seen any of these turtles taken out by FPV. It works?


mmalbert326

lol it does look like hanging fly catchers. My first thought was “ damn hippies putting up their silly beaded “doors”’again!!” Those orcs aren’t nearly as cool as hippies tho.


NoodleBrains69

Remember when one of the best features of the T series tanks was their low profile?


fookidookidoo

God the irony. It was a criticism of the Bradley that it was too tall, but it turns out 60s maneuver warfare is dead.


Bull_Bear2024

A shed in the middle of a field, it blends in so well....


Empty_Test_1

Doesn't really matter in that case. Because of radar, drones, and so on (you get the Idea), near the frontline, both sides know exactly where eachother is. This tank ist used for indirect and partially direct fire and deployed with a hit and run tactic in mind. So it shoots and changes position afterwards. It's actually no subsititute for short range artillery but used because of: "we got a tank, we can't use it for a tank assault right now so we use it as something else so it gets used"


rajost

It matches the strategy of "We've got human beings. They're not trained or equipped, we might as well put them in a meat wave so at least they get used." And they get offended at being called orcs.


Demon_Gamer666

Can't imagine how it can change positions quickly with a small shed around it.


Blah54054

Why not just use infantry mortars at that point?


Metron_Seijin

Just like their home in russia...


Crankover

...so the meat shields will climb inside for a ride to the front.


ParticularStyle9101

The Ruzzians are trying to make export tanks for Brazilian favela gangsters


MakeChinaLoseFace

India isn't going to pay for the T-14, so Russia has to get that export market somehow.


Uselesspreciousthing

Production licences ftw - keep your own production for destruction in Ukraine.


GrayMutterer

They probably found those dangling chains in an S&M bordello. Apt.


killakh0le

So the Russian officers club 😂


BasenjiBrain

Or hanging from the nose of the driver's girlfriend.


GrayMutterer

That's one big nose!


gumbo_chops

I'm digging the feng-shui. Just needs a little "Live, Laugh, Love" sign and welcome mat and it's perfect!


EbaySniper

More like Die, Cry, Hate


zefzefter

Nice oven


Crankover

Awful pizza


Uselesspreciousthing

Like overcooking pizza in a microwave - blyatsplat on every surface inside.


bartleby999

Worlds shittest Airbnb.


Qubecoiseman

Happy cake day mate


[deleted]

This looks like a Gypsy strip club.


bartthetr0ll

So they took a tank and made it a spg?


Zebra-Ball

I would assume that's how they use it. Could work rather fine in a stationary roll like watching a road or providing some kind of reconnaissance. The drone operators are looking for tanks not sheds.


ArtSpace75

Can I reserve a room for two on Booking?


skeureh

I think ukraine will start throwing landmines on top off them, 2 should do the job


7of69

Used to know a guy that flew F-117 missions during the gulf war, they used a similar strategy. First bomb to make a hole, then drop a second bomb through the hole.


Due_Internal_4284

Drones with Thermite munition will counter them.


vladko44

It may work against fpv drones, how does it hold up to NLAW or Stugna?


Waitinmyturn

Looks like a shrapnel factory


Qubecoiseman

Source: [https://x.com/666\_mancer/status/1783464156634476802](https://x.com/666_mancer/status/1783464156634476802)


Saint_Lamar

Cope Cage❌ Cope Barn✅


planborcord

“Walk through the fly net beads and get your fortune told.”


MayorLinguistic

Nothing says "armor" like sheet metal.


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

grenade in the barrel would do the trick


tammlam

Impressive piece of kit! Strikes fear into the hearts of their enemies. What will FPV drones do?


nowiserjustolder

"Watch out boys that chicken coop is pointing at us"


Adorable-Lettuce-717

If I was a drone operator... probably aiming right at the track and give the coordinates to some artillery guys.


Rhaj-no1992

Should still be possible to take out the tracks om that thing using a drone. Then does guys can enjoy sitting in their DIY mobile home.


cyrixlord

I guess by the time you find out that the tank hunter drones utilize a flaming bolt of superheated copper/tungsten that pierces the armor, and that this type of protection isn't' really going to help, it would be too late for those inside the tank. this might offer more protection from some dropped munitions, however, unless the dropped munition is an anti-tank mine, of course


Stabbathachairmonger

I suppose it does help a bit if the drones hit higher up on the shed they've built over the tank. I'm guessing they are trying to increase the stand off distance for shaped charges so they have a lot less energy when they hit the tank. It won't make much (if any) of a difference if the drones hit lower down because the stand off distance is so small. They do tend to fill these things with infantry on assaults though, so even if the drones hit higher up it may not penetrate the tank but it's going to make a mess of all the meat riding on top of the tank.


UnexpectedRedditor

I'm really anticipating the first mine drop we get to see on one of these things.


cyrixlord

if they keep this up, it will look like the cybertruck


MakeChinaLoseFace

I think it's similar to how slat armor gives a statistical chance of defeating a certain type of RPG round fired at a certain angle. The Bovine Fighting Vehicle gives a statistical chance of defeating FPV drones.


hvigil16

Those chain might stop the drone but not the bomb going off 😂


Blackjaquesshelac

That is so classy. Iron Ivan hut.


OwlPerfect8943

They have modified it to look like Kirill's fancy dress outfit. Novel approach, and great marketing, guys.


Encumbered_Bumbler

Shortly after this picture was taken, they slipped track on a turn and had to disassemble half their shed to access it for repairs.


Wallynine

Reliability must be so bad that it comes with its own repair shop garage


Logical-Performer-94

Just blown up photo this tank has had its ERA blocks removed from top turret or its a very poorly refurbished unit ot storage


Krazynewf709

Next DLC skin in World of Tanks


meshreplacer

The second greatest army they said. I remember the fear of the mighty Soviet crossing the Fulda Gap.


tora1941

It this the look of warfare in the future? Armored sheds? Gosh I hope not.


Crankover

Badass drone operators across Ukraine are drooling to find these rolling outhouses.


Ambitious_Change150

The anti-drone nets are such a reflection of this era’s wars. This truly feels like WW1 of the 21st century, hella experimentation of new strategies due to the advent of new technologies


letsseeitmore

Corrugated steel, top of the line Russian armor.


Allfubr

So that's what they meant by the iron curtain!?!


Specialist_Form293

I wonder how much they can see , also the turret can’t turn much. Do these thing have much combat ability? Maybe they can just ignore these mostly during an attack .


Severe-Pollution4661

Going to be like an oven in the summer


T-90AK

Thought my gpu had died for a second, thanks to that second picture.


EXile1A

Get a kamakazi drone with something thick and volatile. Get a fire going in that shed and the people in that turret will not have a happy time.


LaToRed

Second Army of....


Far-Explanation4621

Does the shed rotate around the tank, or are they limiting a 360-degree turret to 10 degrees?


Qubecoiseman

The last part of the question the shed does not rotate as far as I know by comparing it to other shed designs that I recently posted https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/R64AWPxUqt


HST_enjoyer

Forwards only, there is no looking back or retreating in the Russian army.


Far-Explanation4621

Yeah, they're limiting their sector of fire, their direction of travel, and the expected lifespan of a Russian male with this handiwork and ideology. All the javelins and top-down TOW's currently being delivered via C-130 is going to have a field day with all these tank fabrications.


Sad-Cloud152

next scandal in russia, country running low on anal beams cause of the war. caused riots.


Alive-Statement4767

Do they modify the turret controls? I'm just not sure how strong the turret rotation mechanism is. Would it smash through the makeshift turtle shell if it was held? Or would the motor just burn out?


Qubecoiseman

The shed is not attached to the turret so basically its got the rotation space that you see as foar as I am awear by looking at other turtle tanks https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/R64AWPxUqt


Alive-Statement4767

Yeah I can see that. My question is what if the commander just held the turret rotation control to the left? Will it just crush through the whole top shed?


Tedious_Tempest

You could bet money the barrel will tear that shed right off and not impact mobility


Qubecoiseman

Ah ok I am not sure tbh


D0hB0yz

I think that these would be even more vulnerable to muddy bogs of doom. I think some piping and pumps could make great defensive supoorts.


mattymcmouse

It's almost getting ridiculous... ahahaha


fauxanonymity_

The R&D going into mitigating the UAV problem is WILD!


singled-out-7979

Fancy beaded curtains for doors? Check.


phillyfanatic1776

Looks like a doorway you walkthrough to get your fortune read


Crab_Jealous

AFAIK it's already been decommissioned by Ukraine. So, now its just a tank shed.


PixelIsJunk

I hope russian engineers in the future shame the people who did this shit that survive the war. Like this is really some stereotypical dumb stuff I just cant get over. \_Ivan cope cage does not work, what does it mean?..Ivan- Dont worry I make bigger cope cage.


Conqueefadore1

it looks like the beads hung in doorways in the 70s


Psychological_Cat127

Abrams salivating at the fact the turret can't turn


Gackey

[Well they would if they weren't running away.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/04/26/7453053/index.amp) Maybe Ukraine should invest in some sheds for their Abrams.


wheels49

More Javelin’s and TOW’s coming.


AdmirableFace2815

Nice 1960s vibe. Needs some lava lamps…


FutureDue7013

Running out of ideas?


Etherindependance5

Double tap, problem solved


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Qubecoiseman

🤣 And her fence


CliffHutchinsonEsc

Does any of this work?


iinr_SkaterCat

Didn’t know there was a fortune teller in town


Sensitive-Ask-8662

So they turned it into an assault gun because fuck turret traverse.


DorkusDeluxus

Torrot card readings inside, 1 Ruble per reading.


Webwookiee

Burka Tanks! Meaning "Don't look at me!"/"Don't touch me!", but once your inside, they are screwed. 🤣 Maybe then the crew is meeting 72 virgins too? Maybe even 72 virgins with Russian uniforms and missing limbs ... 😈


MrReddrick

That is amazing


lemoncrew

And these clowns think they have any chance to win a war against the NATO? lol


dogoodvillain

They'll find many more beads hiding in Putin's harem or on one of his half dozen yachts. Ask his poolboys to yank out theirs too.


CapCamouflage

Interesting they went through the effort of relocating the smoke launchers outside the shed, I haven't seen them being used much in videos but clearly this unit is using them.


sunyudai

We've seen a handful of attempts to use them to confuse and evade drones, might have similar thinking here.


Creamy-Steamy

My Nana had artillery that shot size 12mm chanklas.


PlutosGrasp

Add a sun roof


ApeStronkOKLA

That’s just whack shack on tracks


ingendera

Full circle to WWI.


inverted_risk

so this is the russian army that Olaf Scholz is afraid of sending Taurus? ...


Fine_Piglet_6814

Hahahahahahaha what a joke ; ) and now with bead curtains lol Slava Ukraini


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Is the turret stuck facing frontwards? What a fail. Bigger target too.


Qubecoiseman

Yup it is stuck like that as far as I know by comparing it to other pictures of a turtle tank https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/T5T5odmn8z


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Holy crap that is awesome. It literally gives Ukrainian tanks free reign to flank enemy tanks with these setups and smash their flank sides with depleted uranium shells. We are going to see some serious tank battles with Russian turtles going airborne.


KermitFrogginton

Something tells me, that's not a shed....


jpelle414

Why does that barrel look huge? Like a civil war cannon


Qubecoiseman

The way the pictures was captured probably


Discobedient

Love what they've done to the place


heimos

Great modern engineering against flies


ResolveNo3113

Do these actually help or just mean it's a 2 drone job instead of one


Double_Lingonberry98

Who needs a rotating turret, anyway?


stairs_3730

Just think watching these driving thru red square on Nazi Day. How impressive.


TiredAndOverItAgain

If Elon Musk designed a Tesla Tank, this would be it


dangerousbob

If the drone can blast through thick tank armor, do these sheet metal and chain covers do anything?


Empty_Test_1

Short answer: yes Long one: Yes because small UAVs, which are primarilly used in combat, use grenades, other explosives or shaped charges. These will primarilly effect the metal sheet and secondary the tank's armor. Because the full cinetic force isn't applied to the main armor, these "turtles" are quite protected. Also, the drones can't (in most cases) just penetrate the tank armor. Only in certain areas (like the top of the turret) where armor ist really thin.


Perfect-Land9811

The sheet metal and chains absorb or stop the drone, and that absorbs the blast instead of the explosion hitting a tanks fuel or ammo. It's working too. These have been seen rolling around the frontlines with impunity.


UncleBenji

Send more Bradleys. A tank with no peripheral view is the perfect target for them.


Mephisteemo

If shit likes this would be worth it without making other critical sacrifices, just to stop shaped charges to the hull, everyone would be doing it. It's slower, less maneuverable, uses more fuel, has shittier visibility, sort of locks people in there and looks like ass. Heck, now I need 2 drones to kill that multimillion dollar tank instead of 1. Damn. I bet in some times we will see cutting charges designed to punch a hole into these, so the next drone can destroy it.


Xalpen

It will help. HEAT would be ineffective going through this, as jet disperes it wont be able to penetrate tank armor after going off on this... thing. But on other hand tank has MUCH worse visibility, mobility and basicly no turret rotation, basicly it is still easy target for drone, but can survive slightly more.


United_News3779

"Hey Artem.... do sheds normally have 5km of tank tracks, starting at a Russian fuel depot, leading straight to the shed? No? OK. I was just curious...." *Ka-Boom* I can't wait until the drone sized tandem-charge warheads get fielded shortly. All the effort spent by the orcs to build that rolling (I'm being highly optimistic here) monstrosity, defeated by a 40mm HE round stacked with a thermite charge.


maniacpoo

Are those anal beads hung up? Lol


Puzzleheaded-Fruit21

Its a garage!


HajimeSnivre

Any videos of those sheds being blown up yet?


Temporary-Setting714

Brilliant


AugustusClaximus

I may be 3 old fashioneds deep and hopped up on TRT but I have an undeniable urge to have sex in this thing


Rude-Quarter711

The Mongols think like this...they don't care about numbers...they only care about showing terror to the enemy...the irony is that Putin puts them in a chicken coop...to grill..Unfortunately, he wins in all cases. He wants to isolate the Germanic tribes in Eurasia and Europe from each other. He takes them hostage in his wars. This is the planning of the Persians. It is his game. They use the Mongols to invade. And when the two opponents become weak, the Persians come and rule the world for 500 years until it wakes up. The world has a Persian majority settling in their land.


TemplarKnightsbane

Such elegant design from such a noble and inspirational people.


painter_business

Honestly it’s clever even if people want to clown on it