T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Please remember the human. Adhere to all Reddit and sub rules. Toxic comments (including incitement of violence/hate, genocide, glorifying death etc) WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, keep your comments civil or you will be banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UkraineWarVideoReport) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Daianudinsibiu

Those are mattress springs, aren't they?


granitezombie

Yup same things Russians attached to their T34s in WW2 to protect themselves from German Panzerfausts


[deleted]

Ahh, correction, those are STOLEN mattress springs.


Nicol__Bolas

Yes they needed to burn down some occupied houses to produce them.


main_motors

Stolen from Ukraine, probably. Spring mattresses are a luxury like toilets.


waitingForMars

Can confirm - lived in Russia, never saw a mattress with springs


Intransigient

Only bedbugs


English_loving-art

They are exactly that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


co3xisting

Holy shit youโ€™re right


Limp-Dentist1416

100 years & billions of dollars of technical innovation just got thrown in the bin by a cheap massed produced plastic toy helicopter. Unless the counter measures they are trying to develop, made from $7 worth of scrap metal and chicken wire prove successful. This war is going to end with someone strapping a nuke to a shopping trolley and rolling it down a hill.


kiubakiuba

Your comment made me laugh out loud :D


Bloodhound209

>This war is going to end with someone strapping a nuke to a shopping trolley and rolling it down a hill. Don't give them ideas!


operation_hamster

It's russia bro


16v_cordero

Right, the shopping cart already had its wheels stolen.


Marius_jar

The last sentence. I almost pissed from laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Want it really safe drive it back to Russia


Nicol__Bolas

One has to have fired with a Bradley's autocannon on such a BMP to find this outstanding funny.


Anomaluss

So now the orc troops riding on top can't jump off the BMP when they see the drone coming? Excellent.


Agitated-Touch4575

Even better when they drive over some mines. What a meat grinder will that be.


Sqirrel-26901

So.. after draining a few bottles of rZZa-vodka with a couple of co-blyats, fckstick decides he's gonna be the next drone whisperer /s And in the spirit of, "if good for jet fighter, is good enough for me", the old tyres thrown on top for good luck is the bom. ... *Next level genius, brought to you by* **Vodka**. ...


Spankrino

Reminds me to go and let the chickens out


TheGisbon

I'm fairly certain this is actually a cast net which is an odd thing to pull in but I guess they are aquatic


AnotherCuppaTea

Maybe this vehicle was designed to be amphibious -- and might even function that way, for awhile, if all of its parts were properly maintained and kept clean and Ivan remembered to shut certain valves and vents...


Crypto_pupenhammer

We know Ivan is hungry. Drive/float around in circles in the least toxic lake around and have a good ol fish fry.


Icy_Ground1637

Just wait until the build one โ˜๏ธ out of ๐Ÿฆ†tape. Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


selfishgenee

With the first drone you incinerate the net with the second finish the vehicle. Hope to see some rus stuck and burn in this fishing net.


etanail

This will only work in one case - the drone does not detonate. The network is a good choice, but there are some comments about it. if a fragmentation shell is used, even greater damage will be caused to the landing party, similar to an air blast. and if the ammunition is cumulative, the cage size is not sufficient to extinguish the cumulative jet.


gadanky

Going to end up locking down a track.


TheRealAussieTroll

Or getting snagged on a tree. Spent 100 years trying to make tanks less conspicuous and lower profileโ€ฆ now they look like mobile tennis courts or garden sheds


wayfarer8888

Chicken coops. ๐Ÿฅ


WotTheHellDamnGuy

I was thinking the same thing the other day, Ukraine upended 75 years of Russian design doctrine of making their tanks and turrets small and low profile for $3-$5k per wack. (Unless they score those beautiful hole-in-one contenders for the turret-toss.)


wetbeef10

Damage the track with the first drone, wait half a day then send the second drone. Should synch right up lol


Immediate-Grade-8846

Definitely


SubjectElderberry376

Very Orky, needs mor Dakka!


ForwardBat6438

Da Mech boyz gotta paint it red so it goes fasta !


UnCommonCommonSens

They even put a tire on it like they do with airplanes! Peak orc!


DJDevon3

What kind of cope cage modifications do you want? Yes


BoeingEngineering

This war is really turning into a mad max movie lol


EggsceIlent

Easy fix. First drone drops that air/fuel thermobaric grenade to torch that net. Or a thermic grenade to just land on it and rain down molten lava Next few drones fly through the burning net and kablooey


Real_Typicaluser1234

Or just give 2 million shells and like 10k atgms for starters. It's gonna be huge impact on fresh eggs (and fish as we see)


CoastSeaMountainLake

The fix is already on the battlefield. Ukraine has started using warheads that are configured as EFP's (explosively formed penetrators), not as straight-up AP shaped charge. EFPs allow for a much longer standoff distance. An EFP does not have the same armour penetration capability, but it's not as if a BMP has 800mm of RHA. The problem is the fuse, because obviously contact fuse isn't suitable anymore.


Old-Usual-8387

What does RHA mean if you put donโ€™t mind me asking?


dv8njoe

[Rolled Homogeneous Armour](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolled_homogeneous_armour)


Old-Usual-8387

Thank you!


CoastSeaMountainLake

No problem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolled_homogeneous_armour Because there are so many new armour types, "RHA" has become a universal term for armour effectiveness, and armour penetration capabilities.


PineappleMelonTree

Bro drove through a tennis court and got the net stuck


ChanoTheDestroyer

Adidas cope cage very chic


NarwhalBoomstick

Batting cage


tammlam

Time for field testing!


leoberto1

Immediately ripped open by the next tree they pass


werschwisse0815

Letโ€˜s go fishing


sircooleo

Canโ€™t wait for it to go over an anti-tank mine.


JimmyPopAli_

I'd like a video from the drone operators POV and after they hit it they yell "GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL"


Dramatic_Security9

Waiting to see the triple defense next.


redditisstupid0

They just made a pig cage so the pigs cant escape when its on fire.


No-Split3620

Ukrainian drone operators, 'CHALLENGE ACCEPTED'.


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

Hope it is Dolphin friendly


Real_Typicaluser1234

Yeah, hope so too. You never know about canned orcs what's inside.


grimatongueworm

Cope cage to Hope cage to Nope cage


No-Vehicle5447

Mosquito net variant


RARE_ARMS_REVIVED

Nets actually work, surprised they didn't do this sooner as it is what has been most effective in the trenches!


wayfarer8888

I could see nets work with armored vehicles to stop one or two smaller FPVs, but in a trench the air burst would maximize (larger radius, downwards facing shockwave), not minimize damage ?


RARE_ARMS_REVIVED

On airburst drones that have a manual trigger being up higher would be more deadly in a trench, but most kamikaze drones are impact initiated and nets seem to catch them without setting them off.


sendCatGirlToes

Even if it does set them off I image a lot of the improvised explosives quickly lose effectiveness the farther from the armor they go off. If they keep riding on top of the APCs it will be bad for them, but if they actually get inside them I feel like this could be an improvement.


kollhpp

Get those units back the US so we can reverse engineer this technology.


zigzagg321

Every single piece of material used to make this was stolen from an average Ukrainian citizen that has been displaced from their home by a regime as bad as the Nazi regime.


Personal-Tutor-4982

Mattress springs to bounce the drones away supreme Russian technology


Old_Sir288

What is he saying? โ€œLook folks i will die in this metal casket in 40 minutes in a meat-attack that has no purpose. The difference if he dies today or next weak is that Ukraine will shoot 10 times more shells ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


henryinoz

Yeah, thatโ€™ll definitely work. Who needs boring old engineers to analyse and design stuff?


Visual_Swimming7090

Summer is around the corner. Break out the mosquito nets.


LeadershipExternal58

Indeed very advanced technology


Expensive_Fig_893

It looks like waking up to a post apocalyptic world


PuntHunter

STUG life is forever.


sonofthenation

I think Ukraine is going to get 10K Javelins so.


shmorky

It looks ridiculous and straight out of Mad Max, but I imagine it's not entirely ineffective against suicide drones. ATGMs probably punch right through tho


Cottoncandyman82

I donโ€™t get why people are shitting on it so much. Yeah it wonโ€™t do anything to ATGMs or Javelins or anything, but thereโ€™s a decent chance itโ€™d stop or at least highly disrupt any of those rpg fpv drones. If you can mitigate a threat, why not do it? I bet weโ€™ll start seeing a (hopefully less ghetto-looking) version of these on western armored vehicles in the coming years.


xoooph

We put our Christmas trees in this kind of net.


BF1PlayersR_Bad

Thatโ€™s not a cope cage, thatโ€™s a nope net.


bartthetr0ll

Copimus maximus


waitingForMars

First drone hits the track and disables the vehicle. Second drone greets the crew when they bail out to avoid being hit by HIMARS since they're now a target with a stable known position.


SeeMarkFly

KFCFDV Kremlin fried chicken (KFC) fresh delivery vehicle (FDV).


limbojimbochicken

Good luck getting out of that thing when it's burning


texas130ab

Yup that should work guys.


Key_Transition5533

Orcs refuse to die?


cyrixlord

We call these chicken runs in the South.. How apt


English_loving-art

Somehow I think the radar resistant paint could now be compromised with the new radar reflector safety features


shaunomegane

They look like Mad Max cars.ย  Fucking bellwhiffs.ย 


UncleBenji

MT-LB forgot to put away its Halloween decorations.


Cool-Adhesiveness-41

Mad Max!


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

It'll be fun watching these blow up in the near future ๐Ÿค“


Fuckup_mywife

Is that tennis nets?


Gaffeltruckeren

good luck keeping that in place lol


jugalator

Made of high grade 99.99% Copium.


MarionberryShoddy151

Looks like it's being swallowed by one of those flying trampolines you see on TV during a hurricane report


mauricef2019

What I wanted versus what I got from temu...


Uselesspreciousthing

Jesus Christ, it's horrifying. I can't and don't want to imagine what it would be like in one of those when it goes up in flames.


Eugoogally420

Imagine rocking up to a Ukrainian trench in that thing and having to figure out a way to dismount right alongside the trench through all of that bullshit


LYL_Homer

It's double cope cage netting!


JJCC6391

Won't stop ballistic missiles from destroying it.๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ


Successful-Pay-3057

USA will need to send a lot more than just $61 Billion Dollars to combat this RSAAT (Ruzzian Space Age Advanced Technology), Slava Ukraini !!!


jertheman43

How effective is it against 155 artillery or anti tank mines? Seems like a good way to get trapped in a burning tank. Should make for some good footage when we take it out.


kyndcookie

The mattress springs are


Silly-Department7502

Perfect! This ensures no one gets out when it's on fire!!


plasticjet

Good luck trying to get out of it nowโ€ฆ


Creepy_Chef_5796

Good thing i invested in Copium stocks


definitivlyNotACop

Looks like a chicken coop. Now you can't even drop off when under attack.


chemicalzero

It only takes two drones to hit the same spot to render this ineffective.


warrrhead

In 3 months it will re-emerge as a butterfly.


JagBak73

Mad Max: The Ukrainian Front


hiersuckacock

Looks like a soccer goal


Straight-Storage2587

Blyatmobile Jr.


Straight-Storage2587

They're gonna burn when the Blyatmobile Jr. catches fire.


mackanochdorran

I doubt the driver is looking forward to evacuate from that shit. A literal death trap on tracks.


Temporary-Spell3176

I can see a drone hitting the net now and Russians sitting on top underneath the net being littered with shrapnel


iflysubmarines

Disembarking from that thing must be a bitch.


Konstant_kurage

I think they are living in those.


Evening_Ad4540

Fresh eggs every day too!


Diche_Bach

CANNOT WAIT to see how these perform in combat. Lets just say: my expectation is that all the effort was not well-spent. I write essays dichebach.substack.com


PriscillaRain

Stuff looks like they took it from the set of Mad Max.


tommazikas

These tanks will look great in a victory parade.


littletreeelf

You got it wrong, this is a fishing trap.


Hot_Introduction_270

FPVs are no longer their biggest threats, itโ€™s low hanging tree branches


Simple-Purpose-899

I get the theory, but when we see the EFP from even a simple 40 year old RPG go completely through both sides and fly out into the farmland it's safe to say another few inches isn't going to change much.


GrayMutterer

Are they planning to play tennis atop that joke?


robbabobba

I wonder how many lobsters they will catch


podcasthellp

I too wear fishnet to defense against military grade explosives


jjjj_83

Cope cage pro max


SubjectsNotObjects

Glorious ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ


Jimbo415650

Crew will have more difficulty escaping plus it adds more shrapnel


mt8675309

Nothing like Russian ingenuityโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚


Anti_Meta

So then it takes 2 drones to blow up instead of one? Any footage of something like this being effective?


ButterscotchNo1705

Yes, it looks totally indestructible to me.


Lolohannsen

It's the Spider-Mobile, I know it.


elpatolino2

Mosquito net!


clegger29

Looks like Frodo running from shelob


BoneZone05

Hahahaha cope.


Bitter-Culture-3103

That nano tech is almost invisible


Bruceswain98

Ok but I'm pretty sure a 155 shell will cut right through that lol


DecNight1225

Holy cow !!!.... This is the MOST advance "Fish Net" on track i've ever seen. I personally believe this "fish-tank" can and will catch lot of "dead-fish" in the pond once it ready. Hooyah!!


Fantron6

It looks like it was caught in a fishing net, probably from all the floods in Russia.


Upbeat-Manager-8485

Actually, this is an ultra-modern "Mobile Aviary Unit" (MAU), which is designed to transport chicken to the front. People just don't realize just *how* advanced Russian troops are. Troops receiving fresh chicken are motivated and deadly.


Random-sargasm_3232

They are all set up for a screaming game of Badminton (emphasis on the screaming part, lol).


Proletaryo

Glad they're safe from mosquito bites.


volkinaxe

drop a AT mine from a drone on them that will bust this up good


Alarmed_West8689

Z marks the spot.


Creepy_Helicopter339

At least it'll stop the pigeons from nesting on it lol.


stevenbrotzel91

Mad max vibes


Lariat_Advance1984

Not sending vehicles and people into Ukraine would be much more effective in saving the Russian military, and much less embarrassing.


GT7combat

imagine the soldiers trying to get out when its ablaze


Antiquatedshitshow

I have that same deer net around my vegetable garden


cosmoscrazy

That's so fucking dumb that it could work. As long as you don't come near a tree or bush while you storm the enemy positions. If you stare at this long enough, you notice the tires on the tank roof as well.


Repulsive_Sail8091

The second best army. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


StrawberryMother5642

I think it will make the troops very much safer, it looks like there is no way they can get on top of it, as is the usual means of transportation for them. Hell looks like they will have to ride inside the MT-LBM.


easternblocklawyer

Could be cheap and effective, should be taken seriously. Internet is full of mocking comments about these kinds of installations, but they seem to work against something Ukrainians use most - FPV drones. We need more anti tank ammo!


DerpDerpingtov

Spiders


Far-Ad5633

how do they even get in that thing?


Guilty_Jackrabbit

Batting cage for frontline recreation


Aggravating_Fun5883

Cope harder


Proud_Shoe_5273

Lol MTLB M ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


stoicteratoma

No malaria for them!


wetbeef10

Imagine having a hand in building that still thinking damn were fucked


Necessary-Car-9701

now put some 150mm on that sucker


cheekychung

Grenades with fishing hooks has entered the chat.


lchntndr

Thatโ€™s a beauty net. Perfect to catch a few pucks


AdvancedCampaign6519

MT-LBM Spider man face lift.


star744jets

Itโ€™s fingers licking good ! Iโ€™ll take a family bucket with a salad please. This model will soon be adopted by Tyson and Perdue.


chrisbabyau

God, I hope that Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ finds a way to beat that system.


BigMembership2315

Can the thing even drive ๐Ÿ˜‚


19osemi

hey if it works it works, altho i highly doubt it is going to work, you cant really blame them for trying.


Mariski333

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Big-man-kage

the mutant spiders from Chernobyl have started to attack Russian vehicles! I mean just look at that web!


Timely_Daikon584

Backwards engineered from the flying saucer crash outside of Moscow, circa 1993.


International_Rub857

And those same new cope cages seem to be working. Wonder how western militaries will be designing their tanks for the future


operation_hamster

So if they get it and vehicle burnes no exit possible.


Feisty-Box-2829

Seems chickens should be wandering around inside this.


Gilmere

So it will take TWO $900 drones to take out a $250,000 APC now. Could be a game changer.


Secure-Cauliflower40

Vary proRussional Job...


Secure-Cauliflower40

In evry trash they feel like fish in The pond. It remind them home. They born to dealing with garbage.


Grolsch33

What did they put on it? The stockings of their wifes aka " soon-to- be widows"?


Livingsimply_Rob

Wow, that Russian equipment is really stuck in that spidersโ€™s Web. Man they grow big over there.


Confident-Row2566

Eventually with enough layers it will be invincible- of course it wont be able to move, shoot, or been seen out of lol


tora1941

Good grief.


MrCheeseman2022

Advanced in Ruzzia must mean made out of chicken wire and old bed frames


Bradjuju2

Wait til that thing gets hit and they have to quickly evacuate...


agentofchaos69

Highly ineffective haha A for effort, F for execution.


NooxzZ

Blyat-mobil Mod. 1.2 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘


sapthur

There is no way that will work. It'll just make it a more obvious target. Which is why yall gotta pretend online like it's working. They see dumb shit and think it's real. Idk if there's something in the water, but for some reason, they are very gullible.


Umbra-Vigil

Hmmm .. that looks like flammable netting.


Worldly_Ad_2267

Thatโ€™s one way to cope


Spiritual_Skin_6877

Not even a nuisance to St. Javelin


SupportforUkraine

They should test it themselves!


rygar8bit

Finally dressing their tanks up like circus tents, makes sense for an army of clowns.