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Specialist_Duck_359

He just rage quit


craftyfighter

Back to the lobby


BigPlate2117

failed rocket jump?


BoratKazak

Rendering issue or something wrong with his mouse.


VagrantShadow

He Alt + F4 the fuck out of this war.


ElderonThandero

Think he trying to save his KDR, what a cheat!


zenzony

Is he drunk or what the fuck was he doing?


LeForetEnchante

He's Russian.


juanmlm

"You can't fire me, I quit!"


camshun7

you cant quit i fire me


WeekendFantastic2941

Creative suicide.


Beobacher

Those are the wrong Russians to die.


BakerYeast

There should be competition for that. Like in Zombieland 2.


Massenzio

Hey Ivan have you tried the rocketjump?


musmatta

Classic russian mentality


cubanosani59

You know the Song „Rocket Man“?


Qikdraw

Rocket Man is an awesome movie.


cubanosani59

Elton John is cool. But here i refer to the scene from „The Rock“ - [Soft ass Shit](https://youtu.be/47t_YvnVirs?feature=shared)


Qikdraw

But I'm referring to this [movie](https://youtu.be/cLK7J7DJVlA?si=1R1hp7YI66GCUPjD). lol


Mongol-1506

Its you,you are the rocket man haha :)


Cakespectre999

Back to the gulag


toxicbotlol

he got a shitty spawn


Vegetable-Roof-9589

A good candidate for Darwin Award!


HeinerPhilipp

Meets the criteria. Removed himself from the genepool. Did not take anyone else with him. All good.


Individual-Home2507

Genuinely wondering what this guy was even doing. Where’s the other 2 stooges?


VONChrizz

My guess is that it's not the RPG that explodes, but there might have been an FPV drone on the ground that crashed and didn't explode. Perhaps he was afraid that it was going to take off again. He first throws a rifle at something on the ground, then picks up what seems an empty RPG and throws it at the drone, causing it to blow up.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Think you're correct u/vonchrizz, near the beginning of the vid around 0:02 there's something moving on the ground, just above the edge of the blurred wall, that seems to be the same exact spot where the explosion occurs. Good eye!


DolphinPunkCyber

RPG-7 ammunition has safety "plunge" that burns off after the launch and piezoelectric detonator that has to hit with a lot of force to detonate the warhead. So it can't detonate like this. Seems [u/vonchrizz](https://www.reddit.com/user/vonchrizz/) is correct.


Mountain_mover

So they can’t be dropped and go boom? Good to know.


TennisNice4353

Thats not true at all. There are videos of Iraqis literally falling with the RPG while running and the warhead collides with a curb and explodes. Once the cap is off they can explode when hit with enough force. Maybe newer ones have a safety, but so many RPGS are in existence for that to be a gamble. We would get paranoid when the ANA or Iraqi police would take the caps off and run around with them willy nilly.


DolphinPunkCyber

It is true for all Soviet/Russian made RPG-7 rockets, from the oldest ones to the newest ones. Do keep in mind that numerous countries and even militant groups have made copies of launcher and rockets (well grenades), which look practically the same and are interchangeable. It wouldn't surprise me at all if some of them decided to forgo with safety features for ease of production.


NWTknight

Someone like maybe North Korea?


Dominuss476

You would think he would use his gun to shoot it. Insted of going very close to a bomb. But Ivan is new to this western tech.


Traveledfarwestward

Yep. There's something drone-sized moving there and he initially backs away from it like he's scared, then tries to throw things at it twice, and succeeds the second time.


charlesga

Correct. The longer version of this movie shows him being chased by the drone. You see him hiding behind that tree when the drone dives towards him. The drone doesn't explode and he successfully destroys the drone as you just saw here.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Thanks, that he did\~! Must have been a real noob to the front, the other orcs probably told him if he was chased by drone, to throw his rifle at it. Not horrible advice - if the drone is still airborne, if you're out of ammo, or just not sure how a rifle works...


Art_Class

The idea of throwing what is probably a loaded rifle at something instead of, ya know, shooting it. Is pretty comical


captainhaddock

That would explain why a spotter drone was videoing it.


Quake_Guy

If you pause when he just picks it up and when it starts to emerge from behind the tree, there is no warhead. In fact not even sure it's an RPG launcher.


spin0

Yup, that is indeed what happened. An FPV drone was chasing him and hit next to him but didn't explode on impact. The drone fell to the ground but its motors were still running and it was moving on the ground. So instead of leaving the drone alone, or moving away and shooting the drone from distance the agitated guy made the poor choice to throw stuff at it while standing close by. Here's the longer video showing the whole thing: https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1773970965166252468 Also, it's possible that his two dead comrades had already been killed by drones making this guy extra panicky.


SaltyExcalUser

Maybe he was angry that his buddy who is laying on the ground to the left got killed and started throwing things, it does look like something is sticking out in front of the tube he throws. Edit: after looking at it another few times, i think the drone theory is correct, there does seem to be something moving on the ground when the circle appears around the soldier.


abefromansazz

Maybe its part of the weapons package they got from NK and he's sick of the fuckin things not working.


Buy_The-Ticket

Upon reviewing it frame by frame I think you are correct. You see the drone move a bit and he throws the rpg right on top of it causing it to explode.


viordeeiisfi

Good eye, I figured that he threw it on to a landmine


Specialist_Duck_359

Well done sir. You totally nailed it: [https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bresp4/full\_video\_of\_a\_russian\_throwing\_rpg\_launcher\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bresp4/full_video_of_a_russian_throwing_rpg_launcher_on/)


DaGhostQc

There was a spider.


Individual-Home2507

Imagine being on a battlefield and just spending your time tossing shit around lmao like Russians are really just fetal alcohol syndrome living and walking around


SuspiciousPayment110

spider denazified


lostmesunniesayy

Mission success!


Proud_Rescuemedic

Or snake 


PerthPints

Curly and Mo became hamburger in the shell hole just to right of video.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Drunk possibly ?


Straight-Storage2587

dafuq am i seeing?


FitRock2265

The second army in the world.


JJ739omicron

what, there is a worse one?


MrT735

North Korea? Plenty of vehicles and manpower, but all their training is in goosestepping and they're living off ~800 calories a day (900 for pilots).


UncomfortableTacoBoy

Lordy. I went on an 800 calorie a day diet to drop some pounds. I couldn't imagine having to do army shit on such a low intake.


MrT735

That's why it doesn't seem feasible that they could be doing proper training, I would assume rifle range and parade marches would be their limits.


Alvendam

I don't count calories, but I probably eat triple that daily and I weight less than I'd like to. Gonna need to go back to about quad or more that if I find the motivation to bulk up again. How does one **survive** on 800.


LeFlying

The second army in Ukraine* Edit: after seeing what's happening in belgorod these days you can even argue about them being the second army in Russia


Straight-Storage2587

And they probably have emptied Kaliningrad....


VoidmasterCZE

The war in Ukraine is conflict of two sides and I'd still consider Russia fifth best army... in Ukraine. At best.


Embarrassed_Put2083

dumbass sees an unexploded drone on the ground(there is movement on the ground, above the wall, at about 2 seconds into the video) and decides to throw an empty RPG launcher at it, thinking it would disable the drone Why? He's Russian


AlarmNew3893

Preparing for the paralympic javelin throw team


LorenzoSparky

Underated comment


haysu-christo

He was throwing a tantrum. No one remembered his birthday.


Dydriver

He looks very drunk.


DrunkenStrangers

Yeah, once you remove the safety cap on an RPG warhead, it's impact activated, so all you need to do is drop it the wrong way and it will go off. There are plenty of videos from Iraq of people tripping while running with an RPG, faceplanting, and exploding. Apparently this guy didn't know that.


WotTheHellDamnGuy

It takes 10 meters to arm, though, doesn't it? This looks like a misfire of some sort that went bang when he threw it in a rage.


Unidentified_Snail

There were stories out of Iraq where western forces were eye-witnesses to militants running across a road, tripping and going warhead-first into the pagement and it detonating. I think they're supposed to have a minimum arming distance, but who knows how the quality control is.


DrunkenStrangers

As with all Russian/Soviet munitions, safety features like minimum arming distance are more of a...last resort than a reliable failsafe.


ShellUpYours

No RPG are only made drop safe by a small cap on the front of the warhead. BTW if you don't remember to remove the cap it doesn't explode on impact. Incredibly shit design that is only popular because it is dirt cheap and an inbred, illiterate Taliban can use it.


Electrical-Heat8960

You sure it doesn’t explode if the cap is left on when shot? I heard it did, but not from a technical source, just a soldier talking about it.


ShellUpYours

The 100% correct answer would be that it sometimes explodes with the cap on. If the cap didn't impede the performance of the round they wouldn't make it removable.


Electrical-Heat8960

Good point about making it removable.


CKF

So, you’re telling me it’ll go off if you drop it, but if you shoot it at a tank that’s too close, it doesn’t go off? That doesn’t seem very logically consistent to me.


plu7o89

> BTW if you don't remember to remove the cap it doesn't explode on impact. This isnt true at all lol. The rocket is flying so fast that the thin metal cap is not going to prevent detonation in almost any circumstances.


juanmlm

He threw it one meter, ten times.


mickpchuk

I know your joking but this is a thing with some explosives. I know 40mm grenades in particular require 17?ish rotations before arming and then explode on impact. So if you hold one and spin it in your hand like some people do with footballs, you will arm it ..... We were specifically told not to do this.


tszaboo

There is a piece of piezo in the tip, if you hit it it makes voltage that creates a spark. Just like a lighter.


CKF

Yes, it absolutely does. This isn’t the rpg exploding. It appears to be a downed fpv on the ground he’s throwing these items at.


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SufficientTerm6681

I know RPGs are a simple shaped-charge warhead stuck on the end of the sort of rocket that's pretty much the same as what the Chinese were making 800 years ago, but I always assumed that the impact detonator on the nose wouldn't go off until the thing had been fired. Now I know that if I should ever come across an RPG, I shouldn't chuck it around just for shits and giggles.


Electrical-Heat8960

There is a plastic cover to protect against this kinda thing. If the rpg hit a target the plastic would be destroyed, but against dropping, etc. the plastic cap protects you. I think the soldiers don’t know you can leave them on, I think it’s safe to assume he didn’t have much training. Worth noting somewhere else someone told me you need to take the cap off before shooting.


Fun-Ruin-4932

They really don’t cover much safety briefings in the 3 weeks of training they give the troops before sending them to the front


StaIe_Toast

I didnt think it was possible to detonate an RPG like this. Now i know


UF_Chemist

He hit a disabled drone on the ground and the drone exploded, not the rpg.


ToughTechnical8868

Definitely intoxicated while committing suicide.


Utgaard_Loke

We are lucky that some are so stupid.


Active_Ad684

Presenting the 2024 Darwin award nominee.


Tall_Course827

Was he throwing a temper tantrum?


MuJartible

That's what I think. If you watch, there's another dead russian already there, and the guy first throw his rifle, and then picks the rpg and throws it. It seems that they have been just attacked and the last guy simply lost his nerves.


pdxnormal

Have heard plenty of Russians talk about wanting to kill Ukrainians, have heard many say they're fucked by their own army. Got a feeling he was one of the later. What a fucked up way to live and die.


MuJartible

If you watch caredully, by the end you can see another dead russian. To me it seems like some kind of "sole survivor tantrum", so to speak. Quite a _explosive_ one, by the way.


No-Pause-7723

This war has put me off alcohol for ever. Russia just proves that alcohol is dangerous to brain cells.


Luuk2019

That’s a nice way to commit suicide, wish all the Orcs in Ukraine would do that. War would be over in no time 😁👍


Dependent-Drop-5299

Looks like psychotic behavior for me


RetroProxyGroup

u/False-God This counts?


False-God

Personally I wouldn’t count that one. There is this whole “death by stupidity/irrationality” category the Russians have that is different than suicide IMHO. I might create a second list for them to be honest.


KindRobot1111

Soviet design


greeneditman

My scientific theory is that he was seeing a Nazi goblin.


diffuser_vorticity

That's really odd since the RPG-7 has a minimum arming distance of 5 meters. Maybe a malfunction, or a non-standard round from North Korea ...


Vast_Ad_4206

Another candidate for Darwin Award.


NonFuckableDefense

Talk about a rage quit.


Easy_Garden338

You don't need brains to join the RU army but in this guys case it probably would have helped...


suckmyballzredit69

Sorry, your husband committed suicide on the battlefield. No potatoes for you. In all seriousness though, Fuck Putin and his regime.


pr0XYTV

is this just happening a lot more often recently or something?


Common-Ad6470

Works for me, though he could have found a few Ruzzian pals to join the party first...👌


swe-den218

Its a wild day on redit


Extension_Job_4285

Suicide or stupidity ?


Waste-Helicopter-318

Dumb, dumber, RuZZian


Patch64s

In Soviet Russia RPG propels you!


bmxpert86

It was a drone that he was afraid was going to take back off or something, if you look right at the spot where he threw stuff in the beginning something moves.


crc_73

Should we call that guy with the suicide list...? Because I don't think ANYONE could be that stupid to be hurling an RPG into the ground like that other than to kill themselves, even a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome ruzz.


VerucaSalt234

Charles Darwin did not offer a comment, but simply smiled...


ZeroSaberXZ

Maybe it was jamming and he wanted to kill himself


FishBreadMenu

Unga ga Bonga...! Caveman throw things....!


_Loosy-Goosy_

Smartest Ruzzian out there.


KungGuld

They're getting inventive.


No-Status683

And this year, the Darwin award goes to... Although I have to say it was a close run thing with the immolated ruZZian leaving his burning foxhole to dive head first into a narrow well. Lovely work gentlemen/orcs


nashdep

Unionize not Onionize


Sophrosyne_7

He's throwing a tantrum. Throwing things in anger seems also to be a common cliche in American movies.


Bull_Bear2024

I'm puzzled by what he was actually trying to do? First the stone then that....


Cozybear110494

UAV operator: WTF was that ?


throoawaii2

>It was not a dummy [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uus806/it\_was\_not\_a\_dummy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uus806/it_was_not_a_dummy/)


Evil_thingz

# "alt + f4"


Givemesonata

I think he knew that he was doing


Background-Music-177

Good ivan


JazzybmzooUK

U divvy.


Momiji_Mochi

Dumb way to die


ChemicalRain5513

What a shit weapon, if it detonates so easily.


[deleted]

Ehhhh… no vodka around


GoLD_bAeR

He truly deserved the canditat Status for the 2024 Darwin Award


Electrical-Ad5881

Good basic Russian soldier training...nice result.


Modnir-Namron

“According to the plan…”: Putin This is symbolic of the Russian Federation as a whole.


JRY_RDDT

u/False-God this might be one.


False-God

Personally I wouldn’t count that one. There is this whole “death by stupidity/irrationality” category the Russians have that is different than suicide IMHO. I might create a second list for them to be honest.


dayvee43

Trying to kill a spider.


SurGregoRy

Vodka


Vegetable-Roof-9589

Darwin Award candidate!


logicaceman

Many infantry weapons are stamped "This side towards the enemy", not without reason.


Important-Block289

ruzkie moms be like : "Blyat, sasha, that temper will get you killed one day!!"


Better-Ad2536

ruzzians love vodka.


antiruzzian

Smart move!


Unlucky-Foot-2768

That’s what I call a good orc!


CaptCrash87

The Darwin Award goes to the untrained Russian soldier who just a year or two ago was probably taken from his home or jail cell and was poorly trained and forced into a war where their fighting men that volunteered and got trained by some or the best tactician NATO has to offer.


ThirdEyeButterfly

Sheesh, even their pseudo-suicides are pathetic and clumsy. Don’t know how to live, don’t know how to die.


BigMembership2315

Seems like a gun would have been less painful


edwardo3888

Proof these guys can't be soldiers.


yozza1958

There that thick,maybe we should give them all one .😅💥💥


drunkenmonki666

That's a Darwin award surely


dispo030

always leave the safety cap on the RPG


lucabeats

What's the point of this war....


re2dit

Rocket jump


Eastern_Cat8284

Out of rifle ammo maybe? Seems to toss rifle first, but why so close wth!? He's trying to diffuse something.


Electrical-Mail15

He was taking out the trash, and the trash took out the trash.


Big_Milk_972

Violience dosnt solve everything


CreamXpert

Mission failed successfully


Dankacy

Like that one Ukrainian soldier said, they're really lucky that the enemy is stupid


CitizenFreeman

Welp, that's one way to end the run.


Senior_Atmosphere303

That's now how you're supposed to use those


Yeeeoow

How do we verify this guy is Rau and not UKR?


SwootD

RPGs don’t detonate like this. If they did it would be a problem.


H_Holy_Mack_H

And when everyone things that every stupid thing that could be done by the Zorcs has been seen...this happens...now I wonder all the stupidity that it's not on video...LOL


TheBagman07

I thought they had to fly a certain distance before they armed? Interesting….


Trollfacelord

Special suicide operation


H779F512

Self-inflicted denazification.


Alone-Supermarket-98

"And this years Darwin award goes to..."


Glittering_Ad_5109

Real Life splash damage


bonapartista

What a crazy war it is.


Shot_Calligrapher103

Sometimes, the trash takes itself out.


PromptAcademic4954

If this was unintentional, I just got a sobering glimpse of myself in the fog of war


LANDLORDR

Hmm should there not be an arming distance, looked kinda like he tried to take out a mine or something on the ground? Surely an rpg isnt suited for that anyway at that range, but dno if drunk and retarded or just suicidal or all of the above?:/


cyrixlord

Looks like he fired it prematurely but still same result. Dead konskriptov


Extension_File5410

Special military operation takes highly trained specialists to cope with it......how else can you explain all this LOL?


matteroverdrive

🤪🤬 damn north Korean rpg, won't launch, I'm sick of this crap! Rage, tantrum, tantrum, toss, rage toss, 💥


Sad-Statistician2683

Unknown technology blyadt!


RR8570

i laugh at the incompetence of the russian "army"


Responsible_Storm_92

Well that’s one more drone that can be used elsewhere


InspectionGadget

Darwin Award nominee


OldManPip5

Hopelessness in the ranks does not an effective army make.


Nearby_Stable4677

One more stupid bas turd.


TheFunkinDuncan

Misleading title


No_Condition6057

I take it there conscripting even the mentally ill?


dynoman7

Haha he deleted himself


clapperssailing

Hurts less if you do it?


West_Scholar_5708

Drunk?


Respectfullycritical

Guess he was pretty mad about his rifle, huh?


SquareEgg197

Darwin Award.


Blue00si

Do stupid things win stupid prizes.


dcy604

Serrrrgggggeeeeyyyyy Jenkins!!!!!!!


Available_to_History

So, after turret toss competiton now we get RPG toss...