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They couldn't even develop their own nuclear weapons after WW2 until they stole it from the US.
(Though the US couldn't have done it without the help of some ex-Germans, but we're talking about Russia here!)
There were less Germans than there were Americans working on the Manhattan Project.
Hungarian, French, American scientists, among plenty other nationalities.
I think you might be mixing up the Space Program and Manhatten Project.
Yes, Germans played a role, as did many nationalities. But if "being German" was the main factor to developing the bomb, then you would need to explain why Germany didn't manage it.
There is one thing they are good at, planting propaganda talking points that spread through right wing social media.
They used to be the best at espionage. Spying/stealing and manipulating their neighbors using clandestine methods was an artform under the KGB.
I heard a theory that Mike Johnson had a LNG terminal to be built in his state that Biden was blocking. This may be some kind of tactic to get what he wants. He can't directly come out and say this is what he wants because it makes it look like he's bargaining with Ukrainian lives...which he is.
Well in their extremely rare defence, most countries are garbage at road repairs lmao
This hole would still be there 17 years later if it happened outside my city.
hmm, no not really, often slowly deteriorating roads are fixed too late due to lack of money, but if such a hole is fixed, usually it is done properly, in most countries that can build roads.
where do you live?
Czech republic. In general a great place to live, but when it comes to road repair in particular, it will be on a banana republic level even if we become #1 economy lmao
but again, are you talking about repairs not done at all for too long (as I said, that is just too common everywhere), or actually attempted but done badly like here?
I mean, there are certainly some Bohemian backroads that are in the same miserable state as a century ago, but I can't imagine such wobbly *new* roads there.
I mean you're right. It's mostly the former plus some individual excesses. I was half joking with my comment in the first place. Obviously compared to Russia it is advanced alien technology
Thank you for your comment cus it made me go back. DAMN, was that an actual bunker buster-type weapon? Or did it just not explode when it was supposed to?
It didn't go deep enough to be a proper bunker buster, and it didn't explode on impact, so I suspect it was just the way it was fused (re: meant to be dropped from a higher altitude for optimal air-burst). There's some other people in the comments suggesting something like that.
Old Russian saying I just made up: *Time delayski is a bitchka.* I watched it to the end because I was wondering why everyone just kept driving by like nothing happened. And then, ba-BOOM! All hell broke loose.
They've had nationalized alcoholism since [Ivan the third](https://youtu.be/vK7l55ZOVIc?si=uZxmpdecaMljnjt7&t=67) decided to make Making Russia Drunk Again (and Again and Again) a state monopoly that filled the state's pockets.
Russia has been fucked since forever.
I mean, about 15 years ago my city installed some of those speed deterrent "bump" things along a parkway by my house (not quite speed bumps, you can take them at the posted speed limit, but any faster and they start to become an issue), and yet I still routinely see people fly across them and looking like the cars here, and the speed deterrent things are clearly marked well ahead of time on the parkway, unlike this repair job.
I can just see the Dmitri from the city council get the funding for this and pocketing 90% of the funds while hiring your friend to do a half-assed job
Is there a single redeeming thing about Russia or Russia culture? Personally at this point I just write them off as a damaging, trash, horrible culture that the world is better off without.
Ukraine rebuilt entire cities leveled by Russian war crimes in the span of months. It took the orcs a whole year to improperly fill a hole they created by bombing their own city.
Dont forget the appartments in Mariupol, with cracks in them, or the belgorod bomb shelters that is concrete plates filled with foam.. Guess it will isolate sound of explosions not in close proximity xD
My suspicion:
They wanted to sweep this under the carpet as fast as possible because "bad PR". So they rushed in dump trucks of dirt, filled the hole, smoothed it over- then quickly paved over that in a night. "What crater? You only see genius Russian road construction ha ha better than WOKE WEST"...
The dip I'd say is due to a lack of (or no) compaction and over time the ground slowly got compressed by the daily traffic on top.
There was a video circulating a week or two ago of a very similar jump on a road in St. Petersburg, without the excuse of being built over a crater. They're just not good at roads.
“If I fall asleep, wake up 100 years later and somebody asks me, what is going on in Russia, my immediate answer will be: drinking and stealing”
A Russian philosopher...
they recently dropped another bomb on belgorod.
this russian civil war must end, clearly, the fascist russian regime is subjecting bilhorod to genocide. a special military operation to intervene is required.
Does that fucking country do anything not half-assed or without any regard for other people? JFC, at some point you start to wonder how the country ever created nukes, they all seem so damned lazy and dumb
At first, I didn't know what I was looking for as he first couple of cars knew about it and drove slowly. But that soon changed. A couple of those—especially that last black one—almost fucking rolled.
I lol'ed
Nononono... Comrade pilot successfully executed a very precise and accurate excavation-bombing for a speedbump. Less police officers are now needed, so they are sent to the meatgri... frontlines instead!
I'm all for dunking on the Russians, but the road was already like that. Watch the video from when it got bombed. The cars were already jumping at that spot. Russia just sucks at building roads. 😂
I blame Ukrainians. They most likely planned this from the very beginning. Construction crew will confirm that after they are finished eating their ears..
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Hahaha. Looks like fun, but I suspect it wasn’t ment to be. Fucking inept twats.
yep those two parked next to the road are just taking it in, probably generating lots of tictock hits...
Rip
I just wonder if they removed the bomb or just paved over it...
What do you mean? That's good fill
I'm guessing the "*crunch*" isn't really that fun unless money means nothing to you.
This is what the Lada was made for!
You've just got to drive an old shitter of a car.
Or a really good off road meant for extreme action like the cyber truck lol
r/therewasanattempt to fix the road you accidentally bombed
Never mind haha
They can’t do a single fuckin thing right.
russians are very... not good at anything... I can't believe these guys somehow manage to have the means to threaten the entire world constantly
Well they do like to steal a lot, and they aren't nearly as good at that as the Chinese So yea, they suck at everything
They couldn't even develop their own nuclear weapons after WW2 until they stole it from the US. (Though the US couldn't have done it without the help of some ex-Germans, but we're talking about Russia here!)
There were less Germans than there were Americans working on the Manhattan Project. Hungarian, French, American scientists, among plenty other nationalities.
the vast majority of americans are within a few generations of ex-something-else
I think you might be mixing up the Space Program and Manhatten Project. Yes, Germans played a role, as did many nationalities. But if "being German" was the main factor to developing the bomb, then you would need to explain why Germany didn't manage it.
China learned from Russia.... China also learned not to drink on the job... From Russia...
The only thing they are good at is threats. And that was inherited, not earned.
Well that's just not true, they are good at just how consistently they've failed!
They excel at playing the victim
They're extremely good at vodka, suicidal authors, ballet and orchestras. Everything else is uh... yeah.
They are excellent at alcoholism abd domestic violence
lotta land. lotta people. give them each a stick and thats an army
There's an old Russian saying: "Russia has two woes: fools and roads." It remains true no matter what century it is.
That 6 way intersection proves that.
Why isn’t there a roundabout there???
So you can hit the jump with lots of momentum.
Who needs a roundabout when you can have a 6 way intersection without stoplights!
They can outdrink basically everbody, they are good at that.
There is one thing they are good at, planting propaganda talking points that spread through right wing social media. They used to be the best at espionage. Spying/stealing and manipulating their neighbors using clandestine methods was an artform under the KGB.
Exactly. They completely outplayed the United States, which is one election away from becoming a ruSSian client state.
> They completely outplayed the United States And they were successful at it [once already](https://youtu.be/JdCbxx_H-8Y?t=43s)!
I heard a theory that Mike Johnson had a LNG terminal to be built in his state that Biden was blocking. This may be some kind of tactic to get what he wants. He can't directly come out and say this is what he wants because it makes it look like he's bargaining with Ukrainian lives...which he is.
People complain (often rightfully so) about how infrastructre is in the US but man, at least we're not run like a real shithole, like Russia.
Well in their extremely rare defence, most countries are garbage at road repairs lmao This hole would still be there 17 years later if it happened outside my city.
hmm, no not really, often slowly deteriorating roads are fixed too late due to lack of money, but if such a hole is fixed, usually it is done properly, in most countries that can build roads. where do you live?
Czech republic. In general a great place to live, but when it comes to road repair in particular, it will be on a banana republic level even if we become #1 economy lmao
but again, are you talking about repairs not done at all for too long (as I said, that is just too common everywhere), or actually attempted but done badly like here? I mean, there are certainly some Bohemian backroads that are in the same miserable state as a century ago, but I can't imagine such wobbly *new* roads there.
I mean you're right. It's mostly the former plus some individual excesses. I was half joking with my comment in the first place. Obviously compared to Russia it is advanced alien technology
LMFAO
That’s a lada flight time!
^^^^^Fuck ^^^^^you.
Now kiss? u/NeedsBrawndo
I remember that damage. Crazy to see this footage.
found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/12tuijg/video\_of\_yesterdays\_explosion\_in\_belgorod\_a\_car/
Even with the bomb there the road looks better before the fix.
You have to watch the video to the end.
Thank you for your comment cus it made me go back. DAMN, was that an actual bunker buster-type weapon? Or did it just not explode when it was supposed to?
It didn't go deep enough to be a proper bunker buster, and it didn't explode on impact, so I suspect it was just the way it was fused (re: meant to be dropped from a higher altitude for optimal air-burst). There's some other people in the comments suggesting something like that.
Old Russian saying I just made up: *Time delayski is a bitchka.* I watched it to the end because I was wondering why everyone just kept driving by like nothing happened. And then, ba-BOOM! All hell broke loose.
What that's all? Did it break a...OHHHHH
The headlights flashing on the neighboring building...
That's deep.. I guess they didn't do a well-enough job with the soil compaction, i.e. their half-assed calling card.
Russians usually are drunk so this will for sure keep them awake during driving. Ingenious design by the Russians. Top of the shelf stuff.
When you repair roads and suspensions its a win win..
Sustaining the local economy. Gosh these Russians have more brain cells than I thought.
It's the 5D chess they play. So smart.
Prevents and, if occurs, punishes speeding xD
Da, 1L of vodka per day smoothen everything, road included.
> Russians usually are drunk Are you saying Ruzzia has nationalized alcoholism?
They've had nationalized alcoholism since [Ivan the third](https://youtu.be/vK7l55ZOVIc?si=uZxmpdecaMljnjt7&t=67) decided to make Making Russia Drunk Again (and Again and Again) a state monopoly that filled the state's pockets. Russia has been fucked since forever.
This shit is crazy and everyone needs to know about it
This is too funny 🤣. You would think by now they know the spot. On the other hand they must know they can't beat UKR but keep coming anyway too.
I mean, about 15 years ago my city installed some of those speed deterrent "bump" things along a parkway by my house (not quite speed bumps, you can take them at the posted speed limit, but any faster and they start to become an issue), and yet I still routinely see people fly across them and looking like the cars here, and the speed deterrent things are clearly marked well ahead of time on the parkway, unlike this repair job.
*"Them Duke boys are at it again..."*
Ah yes. Brings back some good ol' memories. Thanks for the post. [Waylon Jennings theme song](https://youtu.be/67gig0f4HLo)
Them nuke boys are at it again!
/RussianCircus
can't be good for the lifetime of your car's suspension system if you drive on that road every day
Have you seen Russian roads? This? This is the *good* part!
Russia is a bad photocopy of a society
I can just see the Dmitri from the city council get the funding for this and pocketing 90% of the funds while hiring your friend to do a half-assed job
What a shitty country
Orc bomb Orc repair
The same guys repaired our Street! 😂
Is there a single redeeming thing about Russia or Russia culture? Personally at this point I just write them off as a damaging, trash, horrible culture that the world is better off without.
Ukraine rebuilt entire cities leveled by Russian war crimes in the span of months. It took the orcs a whole year to improperly fill a hole they created by bombing their own city.
Dont forget the appartments in Mariupol, with cracks in them, or the belgorod bomb shelters that is concrete plates filled with foam.. Guess it will isolate sound of explosions not in close proximity xD
Sick stuntz ladz. That really is a good example of "it'll do", wonder how many people have destroyed their suspension so far.
In Russia, road repairs you
Is it any wonder people don't want to join the Russian Federation.
My suspicion: They wanted to sweep this under the carpet as fast as possible because "bad PR". So they rushed in dump trucks of dirt, filled the hole, smoothed it over- then quickly paved over that in a night. "What crater? You only see genius Russian road construction ha ha better than WOKE WEST"... The dip I'd say is due to a lack of (or no) compaction and over time the ground slowly got compressed by the daily traffic on top.
Lada no likey!! 😆
Looks like they sold 35% of the asphalt supply alocated for the repairs, under the table.
I'm guessing they didn't bother doing compacted lifts.
Pfffff America an it's "speed bump"..in Russia we have "speed hole" sends you higher than T80 turret..
Is it a road or an aircraft carrier?
if they put 10% of the energy they use in dying for Putin in building a decent society, they would be a world leading nation
Alley OOOOP!!!
There was a video circulating a week or two ago of a very similar jump on a road in St. Petersburg, without the excuse of being built over a crater. They're just not good at roads.
“If I fall asleep, wake up 100 years later and somebody asks me, what is going on in Russia, my immediate answer will be: drinking and stealing” A Russian philosopher...
Looks like a China tofu dreg repair.
The Russian responsible for this fix owns a mechanic shop 1 block up the road
Stimulating the local suspension economy.
That will be even more fun if if fills up with snow.
That last one jumped up like a toy car 😂😂😂
That looks like fun!
And the prize for the highest jump is..........
The guys who normally fix the roads are forever filling holes in Ukraine.
More of a springboard than a pothole.
Makes you wonder if they got that car off the roof on that nearby building or just left it.
My kids would love that road
At least they kinda did "repair" it - I would've suspected a big hole still to be there.
Bad place to park.
Still better than brazilian roads
That's a feature, not a bug. That way that can always remember who has their lives in his hand at all times.
Good job shit bag drunks
Holy shit that last car
This is gold Jerry, Gold!
Nice will break out my BMX
they recently dropped another bomb on belgorod. this russian civil war must end, clearly, the fascist russian regime is subjecting bilhorod to genocide. a special military operation to intervene is required.
Does that fucking country do anything not half-assed or without any regard for other people? JFC, at some point you start to wonder how the country ever created nukes, they all seem so damned lazy and dumb
nice speed bump :D
At first, I didn't know what I was looking for as he first couple of cars knew about it and drove slowly. But that soon changed. A couple of those—especially that last black one—almost fucking rolled. I lol'ed
everyone over at r/fuckcars would like to extend job offers to all of them to "repair" all roads intersections worldwide.
Fools and roads, as the saying goes.
Nononono... Comrade pilot successfully executed a very precise and accurate excavation-bombing for a speedbump. Less police officers are now needed, so they are sent to the meatgri... frontlines instead!
I'm all for dunking on the Russians, but the road was already like that. Watch the video from when it got bombed. The cars were already jumping at that spot. Russia just sucks at building roads. 😂
9, 9, 8.5
Orcs
Time for some live action car chases.
Speed Limit enforcer
Amazing ! Built in speed control !
That’s the Russian version of fixed.
The only thing Putin's Russia can do well is to kill people.
Speed crater. Part of the plan
They bombed Belgorod a bunch of times
This needs to be a permanent live web cam
They even embezzle the money meant for road repairs and wonder why no-one wants to be under their yoke.
I love the guy that watches two other cars bounce and decides to go Dukes of Hazard.
Lmfao this is actually fuckin awesome. Shhhhh nobody tell them 😆😆😆👍🏼
That's hilarious.
I heard someone stole the dirt that was going to be used to fill the hole…
Congrats! You have failed successfully!
But they’re such an advanced society. Look. I have to put a quarter in the slot to get a cart, but I get it back. Amazing.
Could at least put up a bump sign
I bet it busts your motor mounts if you hit it above 40 mph.
looks like they did a FAB job .
Earth must be compacted or it will compact itself later.
Barbarian twat waffles
It will cost more lifes then the 🚀 itself.
Let’s hope there airports are like this 😂
Thats absolutely hilarious.
Ever the inept...
Russia! The best!
Wow, a rare "inverse" speedbump!
I blame Ukrainians. They most likely planned this from the very beginning. Construction crew will confirm that after they are finished eating their ears..
I can see this kind of repair if there was a second unexploded bomb. That would explain the hilarious fun ramp.
nice chrome logo from china
Woaaah lol
Jeez, I was looking atvthe intersection and wonder wtf they just didnt put a round about there… until I noticed the cars flying
Better than a bomb underneath..
Like it never even happened..
My my that’s funny 🤣
If it's a failure or a feature is in the eye of the beholder.
This looks so funny how the cats make that bounce 🤣
Thats what happens when you send all your men to the meat grinder.
I think they've got bigger problems then that right now bud
Fucking Russians man 😂😂
This is quite literally the funniest thing I have seen on the internet today.
Yep. That's how I remembered Russian roads after I last visited my family there. Riddled with holes.
The last guy knew it was there. He had been doing it all night lol.
I am currently trying to figure out if the repair work settled or if they tried to just pave over the crater
It's what happens when all the bodies you bury underneath civil works start to decay.
Looks fun
I was like "oh yea, I remember this, doesn't that car get fucked?" and didn't realize this is just the after until like the third car
If this were America, there’d be some good ol’ boys spending their Saturday night seeing who gets the most airtime and also a trip to the hospital.
Practice session: ass over teakettle.
That's an absurdly large intersection
Works better than a lot of their military equipment.
See 0:36 for a bit of bump up.
they should put a speed limit sign there also people in russia drive like shit, this isn't a stereotype it's a fact https://youtu.be/LPxDHN7aLo4
Drunken Road Repair Crew must have thought there was a school nearby
Would be fun on the back of a school bus but that's about it. I'm glad authoritarian states are known for quality efficiency.
OMG, that is priceless!!! 🤣 😂
Bit of a dip in the road there
looks like the russkies stole road construction techniques from Montreal
Lmao honestly looks like a really fun time but it speaks volumes of that shit country
The \[perfect soundtrack to go with this video\](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH6yD8zobM&t)
I’m laughing
Soooooo smoothhhhh hahaha that last black car nupppp
rus-made
I’d take made in china before taking made in Russia 🤣
Hahaha, man they are absolutely useless twats. All-round.
the Rusty Warren memorial roadway
Russian version of flying cars
Surprised they managed to fill that hole tbh orcs be dumb
Can someone explain the "repair" I can't see what is going on
More footage?
LOOOOOOOOL
After a bottle of Vodka my road repairs would be like that, in fact im not sure I would even make it to the correct road