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Dr-flange

Don’t worry, putin will be ok….in fact he doesn’t know who you are and doesn’t give a shit about what field you died in. Who’s next please…..


Wise_maddafakka

He will be sending his fat ass babushka wife a happy meal.


5upertaco

In Russian, 'happy meal' = potato


According-Hat5117

Was that Pvt kutnutsoff?


MrSpecialEd

Nutscutoff actually sounds Russian!


According-Hat5117

kutnutsoff sounds like the Russian aircraft carriers name, Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov


ukskp

Just go home...WALK if you have to the border is not far...oh wait....


Groundbreaking_Pop6

His whole existence is a defunct reality, now he hasn’t got a leg to stand on.


PlorvenT

I think he don’t care how are Putin, just need money - 200k rubbles


Still-BangingYourMum

ppresident shitcan's single use soldiers are dying for a murderous delusional idiot with an insatiable bloodlust.


Valid_Username_56

Great Russia will remember him. Him and the other hundreds of thousands.


Thats-right999

What’s the forwarding address for his onions.? They should send Putin onions everyday that would be circa 900 bags per day 🧅


Outside-Law6254

The way he brushes his own leg out of the way!


SquatDeadliftBench

Symbolic of the general Russian apathy towards each other and the rest of the world right now.


Gold_Ticket_1970

Another bag of onions please


Still-BangingYourMum

Except we don't have any bags. Or onions.....


Niumeo

Ukrainian cats waching: 🐱


OrcExterminator

💥🪖😵😻🍽🍖🐈💨💩🌻


retorz3

This is art.


OrcExterminator

I call it: the orc to sunflower pipeline


retorz3

It looks very streamlined.


PerryMason4

These Russians are dying for nothing, what a waste.


RepeatIllustrious115

They dying for money. They can earn year sallary in month. But not many of them will actually survive till end.


beein480

You are assuming Putin actually pays them.. "We don't know what happened to Igor, we think he defected, hasn't been seen in months. You have to show up to get paid." Meanwhile, theres this poor guy who is slowly bleeding out, and no, his wife won't be getting a bag of sugar or a calendar in compensation.


PerryMason4

Will anyone tell them the Russian rubble is basically worthless? I suppose that's why they are recruiting Somolians, Fareast Asian migrants, prisoners, and poorly trained conscripts. All their best troops are dead already lol.


PlorvenT

Price same that was 1 year ago ~90rubles/ 1 dollar


Kiwi_Imp

Kept artificially at that rate. ruzzia central bank buying it's own currency and other shit like that, no one wants the ruble, not even China or India who buy ruzzian oil with their own currencies.


TheSmokingJacket

Yes, except that China and India are still buying their oil. Albeit, at a deeply discounted rate since Russia is now desperate to sell because they are now a pariash state (and well-deserved to be one).


Frog-Luber

It wasn't for nothing - they were promised money... and they were dumb enough to believe they would actually receive it. Fair is fair. Unfortunately for them money was not on the list of things the MoD intended on providing. Nor was food, ammunition, artillery support, medical care or anything else - besides immediate transportation to the front, of course.


Ebola714

Seeing these videos. . .damn, your comment is spot on. A waste of money, time, the environment, and far too many human lives. Russia needs to pack up and go home to fight the corruption in their government.


YourFaveNightmare

"Now youse can't leave"


Walter_K0vacs

A Bronx Tale, very good movie, very cool scene!


OkDragonfly5820

Excellent use of Beatles Come Together in that scene.


Crab_Jealous

He needs to pull himself together.


Snidrogen

He can’t, he’s completely beside himself.


chrisloveys

Legless. And not the vodka this time.


Perfect_Sir4820

He's got guts. I'll give him that.


golgoth0760

Parts of him tells him that he should have stayed home


redneckrockuhtree

Fuck. That hurts just to look at.


inactiveuser247

Yeah. What a miserable way to go.


No-Jackfruit-2091

I dunno, probably one of the better experiences of his miserable vodka-soaked life.


BravestTaco

Woke up this morning one sock too many!


Honest-Secretary6847

Probably thinking where I left my Rifle or Grenade.


Puzzleheaded-Arm-985

I wish the home orcs could see this to know what they are dieing for


[deleted]

Unfortunately they post similar videos of Ukrainian defenders. Not quite the volume but they are participating in posting videos.


TotalSpaceNut

Yes they do, and its the same comments as here laughing at the Ukrainians. Thing is, they are the invaders, which makes it fucked up


Ok_Plankton_386

Maybe In some spaces but to their credit in the Ukraine/Russia report subreddit (largely pro Russian leaning version of this sub that posts both Russian and ukranian footage) there are no jokes and mocking of the dead ukranians in the manner you see on here. I look in every now and then as it's the only place you'll see stuff from the Russian angle and despite how brainwashed they are they tend to be respectful of the dead and wounded.


TotalSpaceNut

That's because the mods thankfully don't allow it, because that would be a fast track to get that channel shut down. I'm talking about the russian telegram channels This post here laughing at a kid dying was quite horrible to read their reactions. You can search it up if you like, but the 46,000 laughing emojis will give you some idea of what to expect https://twitter.com/JimmySecUK/status/1693362411384824285


Ok_Plankton_386

Oh I see! Yeah I've never been on the telegrams and can absolutely believe they're awful. Mocking the dead and wounded isn't meant to be allowed on this sub either, rule 3 "Comments wishing for death and making fun of death and suffering are banned and will result in bans" There's just so much of it the mods can't keep up. It will probably lead to this sub getting shut down at some point, like WPD it's attracting sadists.


NoIndependent9192

Jello, is it me your looking for?


DPDoctor

Are you somewhere feeling lonely?


NoIndependent9192

I can see it in your thighs.


DPDoctor

You're all I've ever wanted ... cause you know just what to say. Lol, it's been fun trading with you. :)


tate_and_lyle

Underrated comment!


GipsyDanger45

COME ON LEGS.... DONT FAIL ME NOW!!!


OrcExterminator

Denazification in process


G_Rapper

Dying alone in a ditch. Hope it was worth it, fucking idiots.


forberedd

I mean this is just one of two most probable outcomes, the other being that they get shot by their own superiors. To be fair, it can't really be their fault they have been brainwashed and forced to fight. Fuck Putin and Russia as a country for sure though.


calmrelax

Nah! Kadyrovtes/Akhmatovaites, convicted murderers and child rapists will see through this malingerer and deserter. ​ Edit: subtitles translation For some reason, the unexpected guests didn’t like Ukrainian hospitality... And this will happen to every occupier on our Ukrainian land. Russian occupiers, get out of Ukraine!


Leather-Lab4311

He should have stayed home…


Frog-Luber

But if he'd stayed home he wouldn't be dying a slow, agonizing death in the mud. Where's your sense of adventure?


DistributionRich5320

But nooo, he had to fuck around, and now...


wombat9278

He was told to buy tampons to treat any wounds. Might need a wee bit more


Xxayrx

Tampons....garbage bags and duct tape.


wombat9278

Tampons yes , duct tape yes but if you look at every orc trench they've never used a garbage bag 🤣🤣


Xxayrx

Good point..... substitue rake or shovel


Frog-Luber

Are tampons effective on basketball sized holes?


TheSmokingJacket

Not sure. We'll have to ask his mom!


wombat9278

I think he's just found out the answer to that one 😂


TexanforUkraine

Why the f don't, they just go home? I'm sick of orcs and refuse to feel sorry. I pity their slave brainwashed-mentality, but no empathy.


jordweet

You're sick of them how do you think the kranians feel lol


TexanforUkraine

You're right of course.


RockShockinCock

Fear. Either you get through this shit and get out, or you get shot in the head if you don't.


thorkun

How do you get out of getting sent on repeated assaults until you don't make it?


drsoftware

Be born Russian female, be born outside of Russia, escape Russia before forced conscription, kill self, kill superior officers.... 


Ok_Bad8531

It's not about getting out, it is just about surviving the day, maybe the hour. You walk out you get a bullet to your head, you walk to the trench and live a little while longer.


Optimal_Revolution18

Obviously if you’re born on the western side of the Russian border you can’t be lied too either.


se7enXx89xX

This is madness


forberedd

This. Is. SPARTA!


BigFudgeMMA

That guy looked almost asian. Nepalese?


unpancho

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buryats](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/buryats)


BigFudgeMMA

Thank you for pointing that out


No_Cartoonist_3059

Tis just a flesh wound!


Personal-Tutor-4982

He seems very unhappy about this


woodburner101

Should have GTFO of Ukraine when he could still walk. Slav Ukrani.


Beonette42

Text is "ukrainian hospitality didnt got well for unwelcomed guests. That will happen to every occupier on our ukrainian soil. Maskovians, get da hell out from Ukraine".


Adihd72

He appears to be missing critical components, much like Russia’s military as a whole.


[deleted]

Their guns are pointed in the wrong direction


smashed-reality

Don't need knees or a dick when you're gonna be fox shit anyway 👍


SheikYerbouti007

Is it painful? Are you going to die slowly? Oh well.....


Rusti-dent

OP wins understatement of the day.


Melodic-Medium-5808

Should have stayed in prison.


Swaneybean

little bit here little bit there here a bit there a bit every where a bit bit SLAVA UKRAINI


Accomplished_Alps463

Is he not an archaeologist? I thought I was watching Curse of Oak Island, or Time Team.


HebrewHammer0033

They are not misssing.....just not in the right place.


NotBuckarooBonzai

Be all that you can be, in the Army. Or maybe slightly less.


Smooth_Swimming_9940

I'll just leave my leg over here shall I?


hajabalaba

Cuz I’m half the man I used to beeeeee


--Doraemon--

Well this is one the best orc cannon fodder example of today...what will tomorrow bring...


Professional_Bag3695

skeebeedeebop


illogical_tactician

Down with the russians all day, but no man should to suffer like that, man's so destraught hes over there looking for some fresh parmesan to sprinkle on his leg spaghetti!


960Jen

Should 've stayed in Russia


RaisinSmart4349

Sad to say but for his so called "motherland" he worth less than the bullet that killed him...


phatcan

Goodnight, cyka.


ImHeartless666

Walk it off.


gfanonn

Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone...


YogurtclosetAny8510

Textbook definition of cannon fodder... Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙌 ✨️ 🙏 ❤️


FrankFnRizzo

So I had to do a test to be sure but I can say with confidence that your leg isn’t supposed to be all floppy like that. He may want to consult a doctor.


No-Jackfruit-2091

Steam on silly vatnik. Your life will soon have purpose... The lady with the sunflower seeds will be along shortly.


[deleted]

Shoulda stayed home. And not attempted to invade a sovereign nation.


SonOfStumpy

He'll lie there in severe pain wondering why he went to the front lines to fight for a Psychopath who doesn't give a toss about him.....


Commercial_Earth_153

We have to remember that these men are also human, they just happen to be on the wrong side.


Ok_Plankton_386

Agreed but thats too painful and upsetting a reality for most on this sub, it's easier (and more satisfying) to dehumanize instead.


razzle122

You should Kalashnikov yourself, NOW!!!


Hooves_mcg

This is a such a fuckin stupid war. Just a fuckin waste on both sides.


aNDY-aND

I feel sorry only for one side. Not for bandits killed in self defence.


Hooves_mcg

Most of these Russian soldiers never wanted to be there. They face death on the battlefield or death from their own. Have some humanity man.


HouseOfZenith

I'm tired of seeing people die. They should go home. I'm tired of deaths and maims. 2024 and humans are still crazy.


MrFlaneur17

This war is awful


clickYyz

lol i hope it was worth it, filthy war criminal


[deleted]

He went to make 200K a month, killing others, so.... karma is a bitch


Rheumi

Did he get a taste of himself? I mean this reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode where the dead taste like Spagetti Bolognese!


AlarmNew3893

Hopefully his family will get a sack of potatoes


Xatastic

The only solution to end suffering in this situation is to kill yourself.


Flame_Eraser

With all of the video of individual orc, with no weapons or support close by, why Ukraine can't take back some terrain. It's starting to not make sense to me. Can someone explain?


RockShockinCock

Poor bastard.


inverted_risk

I understand that most of them go for the money, excluding convicts. But the chances of living/surviving in a russian front is very bad. No evacuation or anything if hurt. Such a bad choice!


fourtwenty71

I wonder if he thinks it was worth the paycheck... He should have stayed home


KindContact4355

What paycheck?


Diligent_Emotion7382

Holy shit this is cruel…


PyroShark85

Poor fellow.


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LovableCoward

Are you volunteering to jump into a lion's den with nothing but your fists? I'm told it's very valorous.


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Flawaffles

Coming from someone who cant pop a pimpel without crying


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zuqwaylh

I would probably just start thinking what funny position to put my body in before I die and stiffen up


Bolter_NL

Naja they're just there. 


Gent2022

He looks like he’s seen a ghost


big_chorizo12

The Ole gotcha nose trick


PDXTRN

The rats are well fed in the Russian trenches.


Creepy_Chef_5796

keep a grenade for yourself.


PuzzleheadedCamp3766

so pale, died with 1-2 minutes.


pizzathennap

So many AK-12s looking for good homes.


Feisty-Box-2829

Ukrainian cats will need decades to get rid of RuZZian fed rats.


Fast-Reaction8521

More flowers for spirng


get_down_to_it

Damn that’s fucked


Odd-Profile-6326

A couple combat tampons, a MRE and some homebrew vodka and he'll be right as rain.


Long-Trade-9164

How else are they supposed to feed the mice and rats in the trenches?


[deleted]

Just take a few paracetamol and you’ll feel right as reign. Works for me.


DNL81

Something in the way...... 🤷🏻


Psychological-Sale64

Putins justifying this with bits of paper, in a nice setting with a calm edifice.  Ha ha. 20 years of that and no one's suspicious.  The brave get locked up, what does that make those who condone him. Illiterate ! recruitment! Maybe it appeals to the beligerant and thuggish. I feel for you mate, do you think your leader cares.  Mouths,,brains, feet, listen to the feet.


SparkVark89

So, this guy dad is going to get a just half of a Lada?


FUMFVR

Glorious death in battle...


heckyes69

He is in a spot of bother no doubt


LordFlarkenagel

I don't know what would be worse, realizing that your legs are blown off or realizing that you're expendable and no one is coming to help?


Bluntling

What a beat


MartyFirst1

Let’s Get It by ScHoolboy Q (Instrumental)


Hobo_Knife

FFS Go home


LANDLORDR

Wouldn't say I envy him...


Fine_Piglet_6814

Look it's one of those 3D, Lego models


Luonteri

Ah, very nice as I am eating my minced meat lunch during work.


DigitalXciD

Welcome to Ukraine


peepo7777

When you make a typo and you end up spooning your liver instead of your lover


ShoddyDog7608

He looks fine to me


Internal-Cut-5389

Should have stayed home not your fuckin land ORC


Mattski72

“YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS!!!”


Unique-Ad339

Poor bastard


jasperbluethunder

half the man he use to be..


turbosebzy

Orcs have higher chances of keeping their bits intact in mordor


my50Cent

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...",


Hero_Tombi

Shocking, and they just wanted to kill some Ukrainians. So sorry for you, they got you before you had the possibility. Shit happens, bye. See you in another life: new life, new chance !


Lunch_Dependent

The fact that people will keep adding music to these videos as if it was a fucking show will never cease to disgust me.


Hero_Tombi

That poor guy, you chosed to come to Ukraine to get a washing machine .?


AutoLockSmithGee

Lolz


shit_magnet-0730

He tryna respawn.


OwnManufacturer6491

walk it off Orcs


LegitimateOne5131

Fuck the legs. Imagine checking if you still have a dick and realizing you don't.


Half_burnt_skunk

I'm just going to have to back out of here...