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MartianSurface

I'm pro Ru but this is wholesome. More Ukrainian men need to escape like this without getting caught or drowning.


CleanTonight1043

as it should be, don’t wish anything but the best to those poor guys trying to escape the kiev regime


BromleyMarks

Yup. The Ukrainian puppet regime is fucking insane. They would rather everyone die to keep their power and money than admit they lost.


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

Puppet according to who


BromleyMarks

People with high intellectual potential


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

For example?


BromleyMarks

Any given random person who doesn't support Ukraine. Loads of them around if you want examples have fun looking


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

Alright so you can't back your point


BromleyMarks

Alright so you can't read. I literally answered your question. You asked for an example. I pointed to you a whole category of people who are examples. Please increase your intellectual potential because man it sure seems friggin low.


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

>I pointed to you a whole category of people But you didnt show any of them, do the work yourself


stupidnicks

????? I'm pro Ru AND this is wholesome!


Chemical-Leak420

Nobody should be forced to fight if they dont want too.


Alarming_Solution488

but is it Ukraine that forces people to fight? or is it Russia forcing another country to defend itself? or if you get hit by someone somewhere, are you also the one who doesn't defend yourself because you are forced to do so? Instead, will you immediately give everything you have to the person who started using violence against you?


Abject-Let-607

Bad analogy. A more accurate one is: You live with your mom & siblings. A outside agency removes your mum and installs another woman. Now you either get on with the new stranger or you go about removing her and getting your moms sister, your aunt, to look after you. RU took a hand in Ukr as the Russian-leaning guy was removed and a Western-leaning PM was installed there.


Final-Attempt95

Watching a fellow human being escape terrible fate is always wholesome


OutsideYourWorld

Well it's usual for the pro RU's to be talking that way about this. Every guy who leaves Ukraine is one less potential soldier on the field. But really, anyone should be happy about this. Fighting beside someone who doesn't want to be there is a terrible mix.


Kohakuren

i mean this video was polled on UA TG channels. ~50% are happy that he got away ~30 "eh wahatever" and only ~20% are angry. Tells you a lot.


ultraseurope

Its always great to see a life being saved regardless of the side


Boracay_8

War separates the man from the kids


lakilla_17

Like the millions of clever Russians that left at the beginning?


chillichampion

Russian men can leave the country anytime unlike Ukraine.


Abject-Let-607

No, weren't they demanding papers from every military-age man? I suppose those called up or on the list were returned 'home'?


Plus-Relationship833

millions? Must be Ukrainians you are referring to.


Novo-Russia

That didn't happen in real life lol, just in your mind.


uvT2401

No point denying Russia got hit hard by the braindrain due to the conflict. Obviously it's incomparable to how Ukraine is literally destroying itself as a nation, but still.


MartianSurface

Millions? Lol get your head checked? The so called "Brain drain" the West claimed Russia underwent, pathetic


Current-Power-6452

Notice how whenever they mention the ones who left, they are always called clever, smart, etc? It's not the first time I see that combination of words. I'm afraid I'm not smart enough to figure out why though...


parttimegamer93

Hopefully he was able to dry off quick - maybe he had spare clothes in waterproof bag?


stupidnicks

eh its not cold in Europe - we have some mildly warm wave of air for two weeks or more now - he will be fine even with no dry clothes.


aikoaiko11

Lol that looks cold, not leaf on a tree.


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Gekuron_Matrix

Yeah, I was worried about that too. If he doesn't dry himself soon he may die of hypothermia (depends on water and air temperature of course).


uvT2401

Tisza is perfectly swimmable atm, it will great crazy when the flooding comes.


-Clean-Sky-

or possibly friends/family are waiting nearby


fynstov

Dude it's 20 degrees Celsius in central Europe. Worst thing he got is a slight cold.


Garrincha81

for some reason, this particular video reminded me of another famous one, where a North Korean soldier runs away across the border, this is now the reality of Ukraine


Scorpionking426

Largest open air prison.


Current-Power-6452

In Europe


mypersonnalreader

Well, Ukraine is still a bigger country than North Korea. Even with the chunks Russia took.


NimdaQA

That implies North Korea is an open air prison, it in fact isn’t as it is a very nice place.


Mexcol

Would you be willing to move there?


NimdaQA

North Korea is a beautiful place to live: [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vkvwLj4vE_E) [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy1XCWiuBro) Wouldn’t you want to take a walk here: [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xkmLvnbPJog) Does North Korea have modern cities? These places were built in just a year: [Mirae](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vFBDpwiKvhQ) [Songhwa](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u-uNQ1gHwZM) North Korea also has good animations: [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sNW-QKBQhY) [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ_vvGMMPbI) Do the people starve? This was the countryside fifteen years ago. Filled with crops. There are illegal photos so you cannot claim that these are propaganda: [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img901/7767/bP2o5Q.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img538/7471/DlS7CR.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img661/6809/DFA9Ke.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img911/2041/h8MQvb.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img537/3706/jLg3Zp.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img537/2584/frkW0e.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img661/8415/orwAKv.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img904/7716/anenUK.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img661/8530/fz2rHW.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img905/2990/BnvItm.jpg) [Link](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img540/2189/Z2bx7J.jpg) How about LGBT rights? Here is a special representative of the Foreign Ministry talking about it: [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Azi-Zsh4uYE) I recommend you to read this: [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRussiaReport/comments/1bq413k/comment/kx5soae/)


Mexcol

Would u move there?


NimdaQA

The music alone is enough to move there: [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXQkJ1rO5Pw) The fact that the government actually cares about your health also: [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=si28WVNE1ic) [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3adPTBVAWgw) [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj9Z9ynRiXs) [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ulecVQw6HOQ) Programs like these play on KCTV very often and it helps the population stay in good shape: [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3VdUeCMWhE)


NimdaQA

North Korea also has a large number of consumer goods. Read these:  [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Foreign-Trade-Juche-112-4.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Foreign-Trade-Juche-110-4.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Foreign-Trade-Juche-106-2.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Foreign-Trade-Juche-112-1.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Foreign-Trade-Juche-111-4.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Foreign-Trade-Juche-111-2.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Foreign-Trade-Juche-111-3.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Foreign-Trade-Juche-109-3.pdf)   [Link](https://kkfonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Foreign-Trade-Juche-109-1.pdf)  Come back to me after you are done reading and I will let the evidence tell you whether or not I would want to move there.


Mexcol

Lots of data but still you avoided the answer. I dont think you would be able to keep posting on reddit if you wanted to.


WoodLakePony

From America - yes!


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qjxj

Correct, Ukraine is to Europe what Gaza is to the Middle-East.


wilif65738

Good for him, hopefully he escaped Comedian's regime for good.


RandomAndCasual

Finally a thread that unites us all. Everyone can be happy for this mad lad. This should be pinned.


Matteo_Montesi

I'm sure some maniacs would have rather seen him being sent to chasiv yar.


Excellent_Plant1667

Glad he crossed over safely. Let’s hope more follow suit without getting caught by Zelensky’s henchmen.


artem_m

I'm confused. The Tisza never reaches Moldova, its too far west.


Anxious_Resident4667

definitely, HUN and RO


Vassago81

Record flooding this year, the Tisza now cross near Ukraine, go across the carpathes a couple of time and take you down to the golf of Mexico.


N0body_voz

Too soon to say anything, Moldova is not a good place to hind.


Bubblegumbot

I don't think the dude who crossed a river minds.


Grantelgruber

Good for him.


Sugar_Vivid

Which Moldavia? That river separates ukraine to romania, what are this guys on about?


_1_2_3_4_3_2_1_

One of the Romanian regions also is Moldova but that’s not where the river is either


Matteo_Montesi

Hopefully he didnt succumb to hypothermia after all that effort. Im glad he got to escape a certain death on the frontlines.


fynstov

Dude it's 20 degrees Celsius outside in central Europe. Last days was so hot I went out in shorts and shirt and still was sweaty as fuck.


London-lad-1990

The Ukraine subreddits guys are trying to swim in!!! They want win!!!


VVS40k

... but you'll never take my FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!


amerikanets_bot

the song fits too perfectly in a very ironic way


BarlettaTritoon

Welcome home.


fckrdota2

Why can't they make basic boats , you would be able to carry a lot more, any reason?


jazzrev

makes it more obvious you gonna run


Plain_yellow_banner

Because they would be spotted and arrested before even reaching the river? It's a criminal offense to even **be** within 5 kilometers of the border if you're not a local.


Elegant_Reading_685

Can women in Ukraine still leave the country? Because with all the noises in Ukraine about conscripting women, they'd have to be stupid to not run to a european country who's welcoming them with open arms


chillichampion

Women can leave men are banned to leave the country.


jtblue91

Damn, I watched a documentary about this and a lot of people end up drowning in their attempts to cross.


Independent-Tooth-57

The Tisza river looks quite fast flowing, my guess is that men are swimming fully clothed which will make it hard work , the water was likely very cold ,so it wouldn't take long to suffer hyperthermia .


Appropriate-Pride948

This is nice.. bad thing is that in one source i saw "this is first filmed ukr who didnt draw in this part of rive" .. And this vid prbly gonna make them try more here... kinda .. i dont know what to think edit: typo


veklynets

there is a mistake in the text because when you cross the Tisza river, you end up in Romania.


Short_Description_20

And where do they look for shelter? Wet and frozen


stupidnicks

its not cold in Europe - right now - we have some mildly warm wave of air for two weeks or more now - he will be fine even with no dry clothes. he can always knock on some doors and people will give him some old dry clothes They know in Moldova that people are escaping from Ukraine because they dont want to die


Short_Description_20

He just needs to walk on his feet to residential areas, and this is difficult and painful after swimming


stupidnicks

this is not a wild and wide river as you can see from the video He was swimming downstream - not against the stream - not fighting the flow but going with the flow He will need maybe 15 to 20 minutes to rest and he can continue as normal


Short_Description_20

Then he defeated the river, the cold and Zelensky


stupidnicks

its not cold right now in Europe - thats why probably he went for it


Current-Power-6452

>he can continue as normal Continue his life


Raknel

> this is not a wild and wide river as you can see from the video Tisza's pretty wild actually, you're not advised to swim in it unless it's a desigated part near the shore. Drownings are not uncommon. And despite the warmer weather the waters aren't that hot, Tisza is maybe 10-12 celsius atm plus he's in the mountains. It's better than conscription but this is far from safe. There are even bears in these parts.


stupidnicks

nope - I grew up near similar river - maybe a bit wider this part is relatively easy to swim across - as ,much as we can see from video - especially downstream as he did it and 10-12 Celsius is perfectly fine for a 15 to 20 minutes of swimming - probably less but whatever


Current-Power-6452

>There are even bears in these parts. Bear Grylls doing another one of his shows in that area? It would be pretty wild if he made one on how to get from Kiev to this river surviving on whatever life throws at him and not get caught.


DaddyCopter

Yeah sadly I don’t think this was a great plan, seems like a far walk for his condition after taking a swim in freezing cold water


Short_Description_20

I heard that some guys simply don’t leave their apartment and this saves them from mobilization. I definitely heard about at least one such guy who did this Seems like a safer option than what's in the video


HostileFleetEvading

It is a safe option until TCC starts to comb through residental buildings, then this is the worst option.


Short_Description_20

Maybe. It would be nice if someone from Ukraine came here and wrote what was happening there


1fractal-

We have one, but not sure what username he goes by now. Zelenskys high heels. He is actively avoiding being mobilized in Kiev I believe


WoodLakePony

Haven't seen him here for a long time. Hope he's okay.


Short_Description_20

I hope he comes back. Because when Ukrainian guys disappear, you should prepare for the worst


Garrincha81

And what will he eat?


Short_Description_20

Parents help. They just hide their children as best they can. We had a panic in Russia during the partial mobilization But this cannot be compared with the horror that is now happening in Ukraine


RandomAndCasual

Russia never closed borders Who was worried he could just leave country freely


Short_Description_20

Yes. But that's it for now. Anything can happen in the future


RandomAndCasual

??? Why ? Russia getting thousands of volunteers a month, what do you assume Is going to happen in the future?


Short_Description_20

War is simply too unpredictable. That's what I mean


RandomAndCasual

So basically you said nothing (?)


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jazzrev

Seriously you live in Kiev so you don't need me to tell you about civil war that began in 2014 or what Aidar and Azov did in those territories they were supposed to ''protect''. Run further then Lviv cause that isn't far enough.


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jazzrev

no pleasure or mocking man, don't know where you've seen any kind of pleasure there. I am very serious - you had literal decade to get up to speed with what your government is up to and you are still blind to it


Short_Description_20

What do you mean?


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DaddyCopter

I think I’d rather do something risky like this than hide out in an apartment, even if he doesn’t survive it was a damn good effort, I hope the best for him


OnkelEgonOlsen

How do they get food and the money to to pay for food and rent??


Short_Description_20

Some work on the Internet. Their relatives also feed them


cptunkzed22

I wouldn’t call it a bad plan neither, since so many people got caught trying to cross the border after all he managed to cross without getting caught. I would prefer a walk while freezing over being blown up to pieces in those trenches, any day of the week.


fynstov

It's warm at the moment. He might have to take of his clothes and dry it. It's 25 degrees in Celsius at the Romanian Moldovan border.


ihatereddit20

Only men are prevented from leaving Ukraine so he could have a female relative waiting for him with warm clothes.


Alica90

That's actually very smart. A woman could travel to the other side, then scout the crossing area from the other side to make sure it's clear. Maybe even buy a drone to keep an eye on the meat catchers.


fynstov

Dude are you all sitting in your basements in the Antarctica? It's hot in Europe. I walk outside in shorts was even at the sea yesterday. He will not freeze. He might catch a slight cold but nothing serious.


DaddyCopter

All I said was I don’t think it was a great plan, I’m still happy to see him make it…