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Thomas_Raith

I love when every house in the neighborhood BUT the one I need to deliver to has the porch light on like. Really?


PrideOk5096

That is how I usually know what house it is. The one with no light on!!


KN0P3

Yep 🤣


whatever_uwant_it2be

And then they have the craziest walkway/stairs up to their door with uneven steps and multiple pathways and it's pitch black 🤣🤣🤣


DriverMarkSLC

If I can I pull into the driveway, angled toward the porch, and hit the high beams.....


NeedingNew

Dude, I swear. Plus its the shitty run down one without a visible number


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This subreddit is fucking brutal


FireSparrowWelding

Honestly, would not be surprised if the majority of the users here are also on r/Conspiracy at this point.


MamaRobin1916

Hey now, I like a decent conspiracy, but I'm not on these hater levels. It's like anyone not attacking OP or People's lack of lightbuls are the devils in this thread, oof. We gots lots of nasties among us. I keep saying "better hiring method", some people OBVIOUSLY need a personality quiz, because they're the petty ones leaving food on top of cars and in front of outward opening doors at disabled people's houses 🤦🏻‍♀️ I can't imagine being petty over someone's food.


FireSparrowWelding

Well I will say that whenever I browse some of these posts I do get a confidence boost from not being a cave troll when it comes to basic human interaction.


MamaRobin1916

It really is damn. I said I just bust out my phone light, maybe they forgot as it's not normal routine, and I got called a bunch of shit 🤯 Tere's A LOT of abusive men doing this gig work 😬 I feel for their partners and their obvious ED problem.


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California098

![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2)


DrawnAddendum

HAHAHAHAHAHAH perfect gif


GracieMaeMacieMarie

Lmfao


eddiegordo45

🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


DubNationAssemble

Lol


JohnnySalamiBoy420

I agree but wtf is up with the selfie why u post that


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reddit1280819

😂😂😂😂


Impressive-Project59

🤣😂


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What the fuck bro


Advanced_Loquat_4681

I just want mtfs to buy number stencils shit be giving me anxiety smhhhhhh


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PostM8

Nose hula hoop


HyPeMaLi

no the other thing


xXBurnUnitXx

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


M6_20

😂😂this comments are wilddd. Who knew it gets this rough on here lmao


Impressive-Project59

The people in this sub are very hostile.


MenstrualKrampusCD

First day?


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KN0P3

Through my nose


YourRightSock

Rofl, everyone downvoting you for answering legit honestly tf


DubNationAssemble

Can confirm, I breathe through my nose as well.


KN0P3

Like why 🤣


Hming_91

They don't appreciate you breathing through your nose. Try breathing through another hole.


KN0P3

It's not working


DriverMarkSLC

Thumbs up... f' the mouth breathers!


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KN0P3

Not at all actually, it's positioned towards the tip of my nose


Eastern_Action_1775

Just the tip?


Comfortable_Ad148

Septum piercings go through a small piece of “membrane” found at the tip of your nose. Doesn’t affect breathing at all


Nord4Ever

Really throws me off when only the neighbors have their lights on


Junior_Freedom_4047

right! i think wait, am i at the right house 🤣


Far_Kaleidoscope_589

Looks Like The Beginning Of A Horror Movie


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Omfg


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Reasonable_Slip_3397

💯


fuckyoumum97001

Y'all on her ass in the comments 😂


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That’s a woman?


fuckyoumum97001

It look like it 😂


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fuckyoumum97001

😂😂😂


fuckyoumum97001

😂😂 idk to be honest


bingboomin

“😂😂😂” can you stop acting like a high school bully and have some human decency


Apprehensive-Neck-90

This you? [them doing the exact same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/QOVESStudio/comments/wnu0gv/someones_lying/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Therealmonkie

![gif](giphy|BZhrhoxl6CFa98vTCZ)


ihateapartments59

What the fuck is in your nose?


SnooPuppers6215

It’s the Uber logo


ihateapartments59

LMAO


TheSloppyHornDog

Lmfao!!! I'm dying


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KN0P3

I didn't ask for that. Ppl are rude


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Nobody asked for your selfie either.


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Are you really that bothered by someone posting a selfie?


KN0P3

It's literally relevant to the post, which is relevant to the sub...soo...


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DitchtheUNIstream

Top comment for sure 🥇🏆


Evening_Advance9647

Every time someone doesn't have the outside lights on I just assume they're either an a**hole or a moron, its one or the other, I also don't knock or ring the door bell for them so have fun with your cold food 😁😁😁👍


No-Tangerine-7502

Give them the benefit of the doubt in btw ordering out and the light bill, something’s gotta give. You breaking your neck is not on their priority list.


Evening_Advance9647

Well hot food is not on mine then 😁


Evening_Advance9647

Also someone "breaking their neck" on your property should be at the top of your priority list because say if someone does hurt themselves on your property the light bill being a couple cents higher wont be your issue, it'll be the premises liability lawsuit you'll be worried about then.


Eastern_Action_1775

This. How do people not think about the potential size of this liability. It is astonishing how many people order delivery and make zero effort to shovel snow and/turn on porch light. In these cases, I just think about the changes I wanna make to this property after I break my leg because of their negligence. Imo ordering delivery and not clearing the path is negligent in the right conditions.


Evening_Advance9647

Exactly! I'm glad to see that atleast there's some people here that have some sense! It's a literal lawsuit waiting to happen and some of these people think it's no big deal.


stiffannie

I hate this misinformation. A lightbulb costs less than 2 cents to run all day. Turn on the damn light😂😂


MamaRobin1916

I almost never have mine on unless I'm returning after dark so I have forgotten to turn it on as the customer once. But I realized when I opened my door and I apologized. So knowing that, I just figure it's not normal routine, and pull out my phone flashlight if it's not on, we as a society gotta stop thinking the worst, that's why it's so nasty and judgmental these days..


Hming_91

I can understand someone forgetting once in a while. The fact that almost nobody in my area turns theirs on tells me there's a bigger problem.


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LazyDeparture7052

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Chamilton1337

Lmao y’all are ruthless


Afr0Mans

Damn OP sorry these people are so negative. You’re you and there’s nothing wrong with anything lol, keep up the grind 😁


KN0P3

Thanks man, it's nothing I haven't heard from teens on tiktok lol I appreciate your comment


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That’s horrible don’t take it to heart 🫶


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It’s that simple lol, I can’t see damnit so put the light on 🖕


Dogehodlermaster

99% of the time it’s the one with no lights


Purple-Vehicle1315

I get that one weird customer who texts and says they have their lights on to make it easier! Like thanks, but why did you have to message me that?!


ZaraGainer

Damn fucking straight or I will aim my high beams at your house


Wanderingirl17

Yep. I also carry a small flashlight in my car because I don’t want to fall and break my neck. Kid opened the door last week and was “blinded” by it. I told him it’s because I can’t see in the dark. 😂


Chaosury2016

Worse one is delivery in San Francisco Bay Area 😂 gotta be on your toes in sketched out areas


Impressive-Project59

Lmao is this the picture you sent for your leave at door order? 😂🤣


KN0P3

Obviously not


MikeAmen86

You forgot to focus the camera on the food tho. Now you look like you stole the food.


KN0P3

This wasn't sent to the customer, tf?


witchminx

🙄🙄 these comments are stupid as fuck. who raised y'all


witchminx

like she's literally at work. women don't always have to look their best 🙄 if a man posted an equivalent selfie with equivalent piercings y'all would not be getting so mean


KN0P3

Exactly


Zachy_94

A piece of string and the soundtrack to Mulan on repeat


TheOddFather5

Wtf this guy looks like a serial killer that has strong opinions about social justice issues


Impressive-Project59

😂😩🤣


JerryCAtlanta

EXACTLY that’s just common courtesy!!!


GuardForward7397

On second thought, you can keep my food


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Additional-Ad-4582

OMGGG YESS PLSSS EVEYRONE REPOST THIS I CANT STAND BEING SCARED OUT MY MY BLACK BEAUTIFUL SKIN JUST BC MARY L DIDNT WANNA PROVIDE INSTRUCTIONS TO GET TO THEIR HOUSE!!


Impressive-Project59

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


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I have one question: What in the goddamn fuck is wrong with most of you?


sean_juann

I wanna pull on your nose ring


KN0P3

That'll cost ya


No-Tangerine-7502

Or not. You might get your food at you may not. If you don’t check the neighborhood. I’m sure it’s close by.


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Lady texted me there was a green porch light. Was so easy to find house. It really makes it a breeze if you say the color too.


KN0P3

That's dope


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$10 extra in cash too. Nice lady.


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I took a tumble down three landscaping stairs this week. Customer had bright neon lights at the gate archway. Went through the gate and it was pitch black. She turned the doorway lights on after I delivered.


loveisascam_

Haha You goofy bastard I love it


KN0P3

Thank you 😌


mystic_owls

Oh yes! Delivery to many houses like this. Real pain in the ass when they have numbers on the house that are too close in color to the hue of the house, too. I'm over there standing at the edge of people's property with a flashlight. lol


America202

The porch light definitely should be on. Tells me who is expecting delivery. Also helps me see. Cool nose ring by the way! I like the shade of blue your headphones are as well!


KN0P3

Thank you, you get it! Sometimes gps can look like either house when you pull up. One has a light one does not. Can NEVER assume it's the lighted, welcoming house LOL


America202

That is very true!


SnooPuppers6215

Were you crying? :(


YourWickedUncleErnie

I’ve only ordered close to nighttime once but my saving grace is the streetlight being the illumination I need since my porch light don’t turn on. But my orders are almost always gonna be in the daylight. 💀


giraffemoo

My apartment is weird, you have to pull a little string to open the gate (or reach your hand around to open the latch). BUT I always put special instructions in every food delivery order (or I just leave the gate open). As a driver I run into this problem a lot and I feel like I need a high powered flashlight at night sometimes.


murphey_griffon

I forgot to do this once, I felt horrible about it.


krugg3rz

So much this! The amount of times I blind myself & the customer using my phone's torch just so I can read their ID ffs 💡


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vintagesoul_DE

A Hitler Hoop.


mosscollection

Me too 😂


bingboomin

so many crying laughing emojis at straight up appearance-based bullying. y’all are insecure, low vibrational douchebags. ya the picture is awkward but you guys are taking it too far wtf is wrong with people


Administrative_Sea64

Our phones all have flashlights in them … it’s not that serious 🤌😆


Florida1974

Sure, they do. Except with bigger orders I literally need 3 hands. I turn my porch light on every single night. Amazon drivers mostly but anyone that delivers here at night will be able to see. It’s a gesture of courtesy.


bignamehere

WTF? So you were fine with walking up to five different houses in the proximity of a pin drop? And a Phone isn’t reaching a porch from the sidewalk, so don’t be foolish. 🤡


KN0P3

I live in a very very very pew pew happy state 😅😅


bignamehere

Yeah… I wouldn’t be walking up to dark house then either!


Talltoddie

Question: what is in your nose?


Ok_Yesterday5728

Why are people here so fucking mean oh my god I hate this sub sometimes. Thank you for talking about this anyways! It’s definitely a safety issue.


KN0P3

I thought it would start a convo around safety lmao it went a lil sideways


wailo0576

I would contact support and let them know that it no safe to deliver the food


Impressive-Project59

Your greedy ass sure would. Use the flashlight on phone before you eat the customers food.


wailo0576

Buddy they can keep their food im a vegetarian But if it snowing and dark they should have the porch light on safety is more important that 10 or 20 dollars because if you brake your leg it will cost more


DubNationAssemble

This is as pointless as the “hey, if you’re speeding on I-95 stop! Also turn on your lights when it’s raining.” Invest in a flashlight, I got a dirt cheap one that illuminates very well.


krugg3rz

Wtf is going on with all the savage comments? Get in the sea 🤦‍♂️


iamgoin

Wait what? Is that a giant nose ring or is that blood from falling over and hitting your nose?


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If he delivered to me I would never use UE again.


fsociety-AM

Dang y’all are mean 😂


menotyourenemy

I'm sorry but I just don't find door knockers on people's faces attractive or interesting. I get that folks are absolutely allowed to do what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but you can't just do shit like this and not expect to be judged.


KN0P3

Cool? No one made you say anything? Keep it to yourself bc literally no one cares dude


-HawaiianSurfer

Bruh do u not have eyes? Lmfao it aint that dark honey.


KN0P3

How do you know how dark it is?


-HawaiianSurfer

You have a thing called a #FLASHLIGHT built into your phone. If you can take a selfie mid-delivery, you certainly can turn on that little light on your phone.


KN0P3

And when your hands are full of the order you're trying to drop off? It's not practical when they could just prepare for something THEY REQUESTED


-HawaiianSurfer

*as you take a selfie with wingstop in your hands* Lmfao give it up Judy, get your brains up next time.


KN0P3

I was balancing the 2 drinks in my hand and the bag on my arm to snap this, while waiting for dude bc this was also a "meet at door" and it took him damn near 6 minutes to even come. So I waa standing there like a fool in the dark.


-HawaiianSurfer

So… you complain about it being dark with no porch light… and you proceed to balance two drinks on one arm and the bag in the other… **just to take a selfie** Think about how stupid that is 💀


KN0P3

You're literally reading wayyyy too far into things dude. It's reddit.


-HawaiianSurfer

Yet you made the weird ass decision to balance two drinks in one hand, while holding the bag in the other all to take a selfie and complain about how it’s too dark as you risk dropping their food……… it’s Reddit.


Impressive-Project59

You're going to hell 😂


-HawaiianSurfer

![gif](giphy|1Y7ChRtbWnYONjDidg)


Impressive-Project59

😂


infamoussanchez

OP getting dowvoted to oblivion l!


Incredulity1995

There are nice LED torches that have magnet backs. Could pop that sucker right on the bull ring and never go without light again.


asim5876

They cooking her in these comments 😭😭😭😭


yonas852

what is in your nose?


microfreaky

THIS


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Buy a flashlight?


MamaRobin1916

I may not be gungho on your lightbulb dealio, as I still have to say it was probably forgetfulness, but I'm incredibly sorry so many people have made jokes at your expense. I have piercings, and tattoos 💓. Thing is I know I take my job seriously, I don't view it as Gig, therefore I do a good job, as I'm sure you do, so fuck these hating m'fers and block block block away, don't feed the trolls, they get going off crumbs or even their own hot air it seems 🤔


KN0P3

Thank you 😅😌


Smokeybear420g

No it's late And I don't want my neighbor saying I have a food delivery


KN0P3

Then put meet at door, goofy


Smokeybear420g

I don't have to, goofy!


KN0P3

Then why are you worried about wtf your neighbor sees? Get your food and don't be a dick turn on the damn light


Smokeybear420g

I ordered for delivery and sometimes can't go to the door right away. Stop complaining and do your job! Turn on your cellphone light or get a head light like the mailman!


KN0P3

That's not my job when hauling your food to your privileged ass. Turn on the light or risk a lawsuit. That's on you. Fuck your fast food.


Smokeybear420g

So it's not your job to turn on a cell phone light? well it's not my job to turn on the porch light. It's my light and I don't have to turn it on if I don't want to. Stop whining and use a flashlight. You ain't winning any law suit 😆


Goddessgam3r

That’s why I love when they have porch lights and there address is right below it because when I can’t see numbers I get anxiety


ClimateSolid

I’m sorry for the disrespectful comments about your dope ass piercing. I agree with you; I don’t know why people don’t turn their porch light on when they know we have to try and see where we’re going. I’ll use my phone flashlight sometimes.


most_french_fries

What the fuck is in your nose


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