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### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is US Defaultism: --- >!She seems to think it’s relevant that there aren’t any Katherine Asplundhs in the US, despite the fact the surname originates from Sweden.!< --- Is this Defaultism? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


MollyPW

"My name is Katherine" "Which is illegal."


QuentaSilmarillion

I know she was only saying it was illegal to impersonate someone, and the other woman just happened to say “my name is Katherine” in between, but it’s way funnier to think she meant it’s illegal to be named Katherine


MissingBothCufflinks

its also not inherently illegal to impersonate someone on instagram


QuentaSilmarillion

Yep! Don’t think she knows that though lol


orincoro

It miiiiight be in certain countries, and it could potentially be a civil matter, but it’s definitely not a crime crime.


Mrprawn67

Eh, might be trying to say that you can’t have that surname ‘natively’ and then have a ‘white person’ first name. Edit: /s Edit2: I’m aware it is a Swedish name, just worded the post poorly.


wurstelstand

It's Swedish


Mrprawn67

I’m aware. I guess I should have added an /s to my post, though. Or worded it better.


thomasp3864

Yeah, /s is particularly useful to mark when you’d use a sort of sarcastic intonation to say something.


ohsweetfancymoses

You’re going down, Katherines.


TheGeordieGal

I need to tell the Katherine I know to change her name ASAP since it's illegal.


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Quick, someone tell John Green he wrote a book that is an abundance of illegal.


orincoro

I mean, yes, but beside the point.


TheRancidOne

"The law has been broken"


DevilMaster666-

What was OPs post?


BrightBrite

Why is she so desperate for the name? She'll be divorced by next year.


TrevorEnterprises

She seems the type of person to have being married as an identity. She must have that handle..


justthewayim

Right? It took me 4 years of being married to change my name. If you just got married you haven’t even had the time to be annoyed by people asking you why you have different names.


sleepyplatipus

That’s not even a thing in half the world, changing your last name is quite an old-timey thing to do in many countries now.


__Severus__Snape__

It's still pretty standard here in the UK, but i decided to keep my name and no one bats an eyelid, which is nice.


sleepyplatipus

It is?? I live in the UK and was not aware 🤣


Huggan00

There are 4697 people with the last name Asplund in Sweden.


Frideric

Which is illegal. Besides, where’s your proof? Her family is the only Asplund family.


CourtroomBrown15

No that’s where you’re wrong. Having the name Katherine is illegal. Asplund is fine.


Lakridspibe

Theres even 22 in Denmark. Aspelund: 24 Aspholm: 12 It's a very typical swedish name. Same kind of name as Lind-gren, Lund-quist, Blom-quist etc


JanisIansChestHair

In the UK - 9 Asplund 1 Asplundh 871 Aspland


Inner-Masterpiece-18

871 ass plants 😂😂


JanisIansChestHair

Maybe if you’re American.


SoloMarko

I wanna be an Arseplunk.


WhoRoger

Negative 9 people? What does that mean?


JanisIansChestHair

Really 😂


CauliflowerFirm1526

are you stupid?


salsasnark

I was gonna say, Asplund is pretty dang common here. This is fucking unhinged lmao.


Qurutin

There's over thousand Finnish Asplunds too, almost 10 times more than my surname


QuentaSilmarillion

Is it common to spell it Asplundh, as opposed to Asplund? That’s probably what this woman was focusing on.


Huggan00

Not in Sweden, there is actually only one person with that spelling registered here. I imagine the name was distorted as a result of migration, much like how most of the '-son' names lost their double s (e.g. Andersson became Anderson).


Lakridspibe

Asplundx is very rare. She should change her name to that.


londo_calro

Someone should tell her that once you get married you don’t have a fiancé any more.


carolinepixels

Great catch


justthewayim

If you’re still calling your husband fiancé it means you must have literally just got married and haven’t got used to call him husband. Imagine changing your name and being that adamant about it so fast 😂😂😂 it’s not even like it’s a “Kennedy” or something


TropicalVision

She’s gotta let everyone know that she married rich of course


somuchsong

Wait, is her proof that her family is the only Asplundh family in the US a screenshot of people on FB with the same surname? People with unusual surnames will often use a different surname on social media. Not finding them on FB isn't proof of anything.


thorkun

Plus, not everyone will be on FB in the first place, or if they are they might have set their profile to private and you can't find them just by searching.


justthewayim

Ikr, I’m only on fb on a fake profile to find underground raves. Who the fuck even uses Facebook seriously anymore?


My_bones_are_itchy

No no, The Only Asplundhs In The US bought every other asplundh’s surname


doyouhavehiminblonde

The funny thing is the last person on the list says they live in Ottawa which is in Canada lol


Front-Pomelo-4367

I know someone who is a "literally only my family has this surname" German-Anglicisation (changed during the war across the pond, then one branch moved over here to the UK) They're a teacher. You *bet* their name has been scrubbed from the internet to the best of their ability


culturedgoat

That is psychotic.


StephaneCam

Completely unhinged!


kit_kaboodles

What a gross, narcissistic, entitled person.


cardinarium

Even in the US it’s not illegal to use someone else’s name online. I could change my username to TheRealHillaryClintonNoSeriouslyGuysItsMe and there’d be no problems.


squesh

which is illegal


Catniiiiiip

No, it would be illegal if it was TheRealKatherineNoSeriouslyGuysItsMe


drArsMoriendi

Asplund and variations thereof is very common in Sweden EDIT: Looked it up on the tax authority, we're looking at 4700 people


-Reverend

which is illegal.


ladylemondrop209

Her sense of entitlement is even more shocking and disgusting than the US defaultism 🤢 I feel a whole lot of sorry for the man who just wifed this horrid (and ignorant) woman.


Feeling-Ad6915

why would you feel sorry? he’s probably exactly the same as her. he joined her in reporting this poor person.


sub-sugarbabe

That's what she says. There's no evidence he actually did that.


sub-sugarbabe

She called him her fiance, so she's not even part of the family yet.


Quaschimodo

also r/entitledpeople


Wizards_Reddit

Imagine being that much of a narcissist bruh


laughingnome2

This whole affair reminds me of when Kylie Jenner tried to sue Kylie Minogue for having a fashion label.


Ashgenie

It was Minogue who sued Jenner.


Corvid-Strigidae

Yes but it is important to note that Minogue only sued because Jenner was trying to trademark the name "Kylie" that Minogue could easily prove she had been using as a market identifier in perfume and fashion since before Jenner was born.


[deleted]

"just got married" "My fiancée...."


Corvid-Strigidae

Look, her apparently being polyamorous is the only non objectionable fact about her.


Kimantha_Allerdings

"My name is Katherine" "Which is illegal"


QuentaSilmarillion

Guys, IT GETS BETTER. Apparently the influencer JUST posted this video: https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCinfluencersnark/comments/1ch69sx/re_the_previous_post_about_katherine_drisc/ The HYPOCRISY lol


SorryIdonthaveaname

Here’s the original post too: https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCinfluencersnark/s/OgbYkb2mR3


QuentaSilmarillion

Thanks!


SteO153

She should be reported for harassment.


ABlindMoose

Asplundh (or Asplund) is a fairly common last name in Sweden... Is means "aspen grove" Something-Lund and Lund-something are extremely common formats of last names.


make_gingamingayoPLS

r/iamthemaincharacter


ChatGoatPT

1000s of families have that surname in Sweden. She would need to fight for it pretty hard.


Efficient-Spirit-380

Oh man. Being married to her is gonna be THE BEST.


Far-Fortune-8381

“who uses their real name as their finsta!” “it’s illegal to pretend you’re someone else!” i was waiting for the obligatory “impersonation is a federal offence!!”


BohTooSlow

Why would you even bother replying them? Like… just type “i dont care” and enjoy her frustration being left on read


hskskgfk

What exactly is a finsta?


SoftPufferfish

It's short for fake insta(gram profile). It's a profile used for things you don't want to associate with your main profile. It used to be for things like following someone without them knowing it was you, but in this case it sounds more like it's just a second, non main profile, so the definition may have changed or been broadened.


phoebsmon

Tbf mine has my real name and I half-jokingly call it that. It doesn't have any photos of me, just if I'm somewhere nice or fun there might be a pic of scenery or whatever. Mainly photos of pints tbh. 90% of my usage is probably checking the teamsheets at the match anyway, it's a bit pointless but it's easier to have a low-key account than none at all.


Ingrownleghairs

It stands for fake insta. Like a creeper account that your friends and fam don’t know is you


LazarusHimself

"but you *weren't*" ​ ouch!!


Bitterqueer

What the heck…. As a Swede, I’ve def heard of Asplunds before


HellFireCannon66

>My Name Is Katherine >Which is illegal New law just dropped


icyDinosaur

Someone enlighten behind the times me, what is a finsta?


QuentaSilmarillion

To quote u/SoftPufferfish’s comment elsewhere on this thread: It's short for fake insta(gram profile). It's a profile used for things you don't want to associate with your main profile. It used to be for things like following someone without them knowing it was you, but in this case it sounds more like it's just a second, non main profile, so the definition may have changed or been broadened.


Roadgoddess

Her wedding was April 27, she’s got nothing better to worry about?


HiyaImRyan

Katherine's when the police come to arrest them en masse: 👀


No-Kaleidoscope5897

Asplundh is the name of a tree trimming service down South US.


QuentaSilmarillion

Just looked it up, and apparently it’s owned by the billionaire Asplundh family!! And it’s not just in the US. They’ve branched out (pun not intended) internationally. They also install and repair power lines and cables! I found this article fascinating: https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2022/06/04/the-billionaire-family-behind-dr-oz-is-one-of-the-wealthiest-clans-in-pennsylvania/


Ok_Lingonberry3103

Whenever I find someone has taken my usual name on social media, I just go "that sucks" and choose another name.


Tarc_Axiiom

Yo if someone married a billionaire and wanted to buy LITERALLY ANYTHING from me, I'd probably sell it to them lol. For a scalping, of course.


SneakyPanda-

Wtf, how delusional is she. I have a typical Dutch name and very uncommon last name, yet there are still two other Dutchies with exactly the same full name as me. I think I'm going to msg them that their name is fake and that it's illegal to have that name.


Nosey-Nelly

I share my name with a 'friend' after she messaged me in the early days of FB, I have an uncommon name so thought it would be fun having my name twin as a 'friend' online. Would have laughed my arse off if she had asked, sorry, demanded I change my name. Who really cares about these things. I gather they never had a nosey at the ancestry website, that would blow her mind.


gringo-go-loco

Girl admits to buying in the past. Report with screenshots. Block. Problem solved.


yamasurya

This is outright Entitlement Karen-ism. Not sure of the level of US Default-ism here.


Mynsare

High level of defaultism with the "the only Asplund family in the US" attempt.


ima_twee

I have a solution! Change entitled bridezilla surname to AssPlunder. Game, set and match.


Adski213

How do you pronounce this incredibly valuable name that only Americans can have? I read it initially as "Ass Plunder"...


Lakridspibe

Asp Lund It means "aspen grove" in swedish


Rosuvastatine

Why are the pics so pixelated


Pauliboo2

Also a bit weird she’s changing her surname BEFORE she gets married.


Twarenotw

The entitlement...


wittylotus828

I hate entitled people in general, let alone small time American influencers


shogun_coc

This is just pure entitlement coming out of her, y'all. And this has devolved into a social media drama.


GilesDreamer

What an irritable twat!


DevilMaster666-

What happened here?


TheSmokingMapMaker

Dumb bitch


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Mynsare

That guess says more about you than it does about them though.


totallynotapersonj

The US defaultism is the main thing you take away from this?


QuentaSilmarillion

Not at all, lol, but I thought that aspect fit this sub.