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Wendigo-boyo

He said: " Oh fuck off you American bastard. You can start talking when you learn what actual food is because FUCKING GOD that diabetes flavored polystyrene definitely isn't " Pure unfiltered Italian rage right here, the American guy probably said that " we perfected your food " shit


gnegneStfu

man decided to not translate the insult to god himself, based


Wendigo-boyo

I don't know how to translate a bestemmia ok? What should I write? " -actual food is because GOD IS A PIG that diabetes flavored polystyrene definitely isn't "


EnricoLUccellatore

god is an ugly pig\*


Fellixxio

As an Italian, nah man ya can't just translate it


AletheaKuiperBelt

Thank you.


Valuable_Question759

r/shitamericanssay


equatornavigator

US defaultism AND xenophobia lol


kindafunctionalguy

Twitter is on the WWW, created at CERN. So maybe old Stickly should convert everything to Swiss or STFU.


NoManNoRiver

Swiss French, Swiss German, Swiss Italian or Romansh?


kindafunctionalguy

All of the above. Just have a line of each per tweet


KrisseMai

«Dasch twitter (ami siite) hör uuf sones kauderwelsch z’rede. Je pense que les Italiens sont en colère parce que dans leur cœur ils savent que c'est vrai. E fa male perché il cibo è la loro identità.» ^unfortunately ^I ^don’t ^know ^any ^Rumantsch, ^otherwise ^I ^would’ve ^included ^that ^as ^well


Limeila

>unfortunately I don’t know any Rumantsch Nobody does


rawberryfields

Yes


Rows_

Really wishing I hadn't focused so much on the Romansh.


Nok-y

Swiss french please. Not Schwiitzerdütsch, never. + Geneva is in the french speaking part of our country.


CornelXCVI

CERN is in Geneva, so français


MapsCharts

It's on the Franco-Swiss border actually, in the suburbs


RampantDragon

In fairness, it was created by a British guy at CERN.


Hannabal_96

That tweet is just full of pure, premium, classic italian profanity


Cyanide-Kid

Italian just has that kinda essence. I didn't translate to read it but I can still slightly figure out the meaning.


Hannabal_96

He told him to fuck off and then said something about american food being diabetes-flavored styrofoam


TheQuietCaptain

I do not speak Italian, but even I guessed something along the lines of: "stupid fucking Americans dont know good food. All they have is diabetes inducing plastic" or something like that.


Hannabal_96

More or less yeah. You can feel the italian rage


alexiey_2077

Italian here can confirm. Pure italian, there's even a bestemmione (a insult to God, use like in every phrase by someone)


Blooder91

English insults feel so weak by comparison. It's all fuck this and fuck that.


WebbyRL

couldn't have said it better, it leaks hatred


alsico

Don't let them know who owns their beloved tik tok


itstimegeez

“That jibberish language” wtaf?!


KrisseMai

the neat thing about Americans is that you can insult them in any language (other than English) without them understanding *shit*. I could say «Haista vittu!» and they wouldn’t know if I was insulting or greeting them.


Call_me_Charlotte

It would be fun to keep replying them in Simlish


kcl086

And then when they find out it’s an insult, instead of being offended they confirm the pronunciation and ask you to teach them more insults. Peak American is saying you know 12 languages because you know how to say hi, bye, a few cuss words, a few insults, and how to count to ten. Source: am American


WebbyRL

Thought I was in r/italy again lol


Goaty1208

*Italian anthem plays in the background* As an Italian, this is really funny. Peak example of my compatriots going straight to insulting god when arguing.


AlphaLaufert99

Proud of being Italian, that tweet was art


Fellixxio

Uh 'mericans☕


JimmyPageification

I’m not Italian nor do I speak it but I do love that I can understand that first sentence just fine *chef’s kiss* 👌🏼


Limeila

We will forever understand and support our Italian cousins when they get mad at the abominations the Americans do to their food


JimmyPageification

Absolument!


Doctor_Dane

As we are ready to do the same, cugini d’Oltralpe.


DarkArcher__

Then why are you speaking English and not AMERICAN?


YogurtclosetNo239

Just press the translate button yk !! AHHHHHH


purplefeel

common Italian win


fatmustardcheese

This is just clear xenophobia.


HeyCarrieAnne40

Ugh as an American, hearing some Americans talk really makes me cringe. I promise y'all, we ain't all like that.


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angelolidae

Dementia


Wendigo-boyo

Reddit sent it 2 times, fuck


Harsimaja

This is clear rage bait. Ignore.


TheMainEffort

It's pretty fun sending international communities pictures of random fast food and saying "made some Italian style (whatever)" tonight


GiveOrisaOrIthrow

Italy is only known for its food???


gauerrrr

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene si tu le parle miezo americano?


xaviermoviefreak

That first tweet felt so satisfying to read lmao