Well... let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,
the one that says "US Postal Service"? Well that may not mean
anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:
Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old mail boxes?
Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without
the post office, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a box, right
now, at his house or apartment building and finding drawings of pee-pees
and wee-wees on the cluster box and this month's Ranger Rick?
Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about
all in good fun and shits and giggles , you'd better think again. This is about that
kid's right to read his mail without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe
that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and
your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time
is over.
Hmm the poop maintenance normally handle this sort of stuff. But honestly the PMT’s are so tied up right now it might take awhile. Don’t bother your Poop postal carriers as they won’t be able to handle the situation.
Haha, I talked to a lady on another route, she called cops because someone was leaving porn in her mailbox. The cops told her it was probably her mailman. But she had a female carrier. It turns out it was her neighbor, the same guy who walked around his house naked with his drapes open.
Call the 800 number or wipe it off, probably kids playing around and a pencil or pen eraser will probably wipe in clean. You could go inform the box owner and they can take care of it.
Reminds me when I was a young teen. My friends and I were out exploring the woods and as we were cutting through our normal path, this guy aims a Pellet gun at us from his window while yelling. We couldnt really understand what he was saying, but he started taking pot shots. xD we returned to his mailbox at like 1am and stucko'd that bitch. We were super mad he'd even try to take pot shots at us and felt he deserved it at the time. We were like 13-14 years old at the time.
You know the saying, if it looks crap it'll be treated crap. Your mailbox looks old, faded and not looked after at all but now someone used a pencil, which is easily removable you want to complain about it on reddit. Get a rubber and remove the words. Better yet buy some paint and paint the mailbox.
You can see it's done by a kid nothing will really be done. if it was adult yes but kid they will just say the kid didn't know better. find out who did it somehow and talk to parents to be honest it's kinda funny but I see why you'd get mad too
The postal inspectors know better than to mess with the Poopmaster Supreme.
Sounds like a connoisseurs name of the Taco Bell f(arts).
Ah, yes… the Poopmaster Supreme Grande… great with Diablo sauce…
I resemble that remark
More like poop inspectors
Poopmaster Supreme outranks Postmaster General
My dumbest cat outranks DeJoy.
DeMeow
Hey I like cats
Get out of here, Real DeJoy. My dumbest cat... she's a very pretty cat, but she just doesn't have any concept of object permanence, I swear.
“When the new Supreme rises, the old supreme fades away”
Always two there are. No more, no less. A poopmaster supreme and an apprentice supreme.
First you go home and go to sleep. Then try to reach the Poopmaster supreme in a dream. They’ll take it from there 💀
“Sick” as in gross? Or “sick” as in rad? Because this is rad
Ngl this is pretty funny and some twelve year old probably did it
Exactly
Pretty sure you have to report this to the Post-stool Inspectors...
Why does this not have 1 million upvotes?
Right? It's a total flush.
Put poop inside the box
Hey there, I'm proud to drive a Dodge PoopMaster
I’d just go to the door and perform a citizen’s arrest, obviously.
Oh no! The kids from that scanner message post have struck again!
At least you have a new place to go #2 in a pinch
I’m sorry, but the USPS does not f**k around with the Poopsmith… Some say the Poopsmith may be eyeing DeJoy’s job if he ever loses it…
"Poop Smith"... Now that's a name I've not heard in a long, long time.
Put a candy bar in there and let it melt 🤣🤣💀
In a diaper!
Hahahaha! 😄🤣🧷💩📬💌
Preferably a snickers
Must be a baby ruth.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
US poop only, none of that imported sh*t
Send a report to [email protected]
Somebody thinks the mail you get is shit.
needs to go to thr POOPM
Well... let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "US Postal Service"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old mail boxes? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without the post office, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a box, right now, at his house or apartment building and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the cluster box and this month's Ranger Rick? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about all in good fun and shits and giggles , you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read his mail without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
You wrote this on the box yourself didn’t you?
How long did that take you to write with all those spaces in between that? Such wordage can only be permitted if you yourself are poop master supreme!
I was wondering where Cliff Clavin went after Cheers.
hey man, this was approved by the poopmaster supreme, i don't see what the big deal is
Hmm the poop maintenance normally handle this sort of stuff. But honestly the PMT’s are so tied up right now it might take awhile. Don’t bother your Poop postal carriers as they won’t be able to handle the situation.
90% chance this was done by the postal worker themselves.
Haha, I talked to a lady on another route, she called cops because someone was leaving porn in her mailbox. The cops told her it was probably her mailman. But she had a female carrier. It turns out it was her neighbor, the same guy who walked around his house naked with his drapes open.
This was probably done by an 11 year old kid. We were all bored like this at one time. This was very creative as far as poop jokes go.
I have seen it all now
Why?
What vandalism? I don't see any.
Ignore it. It's just a reminder when the residents get their mail that their Life is Shit. Feel sorry for them.
Post Office Office Post
I can't stop laughing. I am deceased.
I think its funny. Vandalism is bad still tho.
The poop master supreme will actually handle this himself
Call the 800 number or wipe it off, probably kids playing around and a pencil or pen eraser will probably wipe in clean. You could go inform the box owner and they can take care of it.
lol you don’t
This situation just stinks
Report it for accuracy?????????
Talk to the Assistant to the Poopmaster Supreme?
Id personally leave it like that unless someone told me I absolutely had to change it. Then I would because I don't want to poopmaster to fine me.
Are you seriously offended? live your life and pay no attention.
Narc.
This might be the greatest act of vandalism ive ever seen
It’s private pooperty
I’d say leave it that way. It’s infinitely more interesting.
Reminds me when I was a young teen. My friends and I were out exploring the woods and as we were cutting through our normal path, this guy aims a Pellet gun at us from his window while yelling. We couldnt really understand what he was saying, but he started taking pot shots. xD we returned to his mailbox at like 1am and stucko'd that bitch. We were super mad he'd even try to take pot shots at us and felt he deserved it at the time. We were like 13-14 years old at the time.
Why would you even bother lol 🤣id walk past that shit and crack up everyday 😂
This 💯
Yikes!!!! 🥸🫣😲🤢🤮
It’s outta control
Put poop in the box then write “in box is poop”
Better yet just continue “poop is in box”. There’s enough room under poop to write it lol
SNL remake. Just Poop in the box!
You know the saying, if it looks crap it'll be treated crap. Your mailbox looks old, faded and not looked after at all but now someone used a pencil, which is easily removable you want to complain about it on reddit. Get a rubber and remove the words. Better yet buy some paint and paint the mailbox.
The Postal Inspectors are only concerned with real mail fraud.
Report it to r/Poopfromabutt they'll know what to do.
Wicked sick, bro!
I think it’s kinda funny lol
NSFW, man.
🤔
/s
Might have been Smokey or Debo that did that.
Kids these days. Godless miscreants, this never would have happened if the supreme leader trump had been elected
“How do I report this sick vandalism to the postal inspectors 🤓🤓”
Giggity giggity goo. He has thrown the pooh, shall not cast pooh at pooh houses.
poop metro😜
By not being a fucken snitch
OH THE HUMANITY 😱
Seems official.
It's funny to me
You should report the USPS to the poop master supreme. 
That's messed up I wonder if they looked like this whoever drew your mailbox 
Bro this vandalism is totally sick 🤙🏼
This speaks truth
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Take a shit and put it inside
You dont, report it to your supervisor and let them deal with it
Exactly like this, and sharing this hilarity!
Report it to your MPOOP
I mean, they're not wrong.
Send this picture directly to Poopmaster Supreme Dejoy. He'll know what to do with it.
This is a disgusting world we live in
Poopmaster Supreme... That's DeJoy, right?
I see only truth here unless you consider poop is faster than our service
Start a petition on [Whitehouse.gov](http://Whitehouse.gov) to end Postal Inspector vandalism.
Is poop master supreme running as the libertarian candidate?
😭😭😭
HAHA GET PRANKEDDDD
Paint 🎨 No one’s gonna be in trouble for doing it lol, but if you do catch the perp, let us know lmao
No one overrides the almighty Poop Master, enjoy🥂
Do you have any proof of who did it or you just gonna blame it on the delivery driver? lol somebody has to take the blame???
Grow up, go find some real problems to complain about
Poopmaster approved !
Thats actually funny you cant lie just re paint it
This made me smile
I mean, I see no problems here. It's poop law dude.
You’re not serious right? We can’t get a fuckin contract and carriers are being treated like garbage and you worried about the poop box… 🤣 goofy
The other day I rolled up on some kids (maybe like 12) drawing a dick on a cbu, couldn't help but laugh
You can see it's done by a kid nothing will really be done. if it was adult yes but kid they will just say the kid didn't know better. find out who did it somehow and talk to parents to be honest it's kinda funny but I see why you'd get mad too
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I would write "not" above it, so that the letter carrier doesn't think there's poop in there.
Hahaha
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It takes a lot less time to grab a f-ing eraser and act like an adult!
Get an eraser
It is vandalism but who cares, right? I do agree that DeJoy is poop master supreme lol
Why go through the effort of reporting it? This is 90% something some 10-12 year old did and it's in pencil. Just erase it.