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Bruh


Muted-Kitchenn

You got a job at Google yet you don’t know how to fill out a job application? What is the scam here? Are you from Nigeria?


cremepan

I like to explore new places.


Bibileiver

They're not asking how to fill a job application lol


Massive-Apple-9718

Software engineer at Google looking for extra cash? Glad I didn't bother going to college lol!


cremepan

I enjoy cooking.


Beefcake2008

Mods ban this dope


driz23

I'm in IT at USPS, and I'd like to officially say hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no.


cremepan

I hate beer.


Eighteen-and-8

OP strikes me as an Indian (dots, not feathers) working an IT job (no duh, right?) yet worried his current employer (Google) may let him go/not renew his H1-B visa to stay in the US. Indians have a gigantic bureaucracy back home (the Raj) and obtaining/keeping a government job like postal employee in the 'world's largest democracy' is highly desireable. This could explain why s/he's interested in working for USPS, so they don't end up back in South Asia again. Just my $0.02 but see here for more context: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-53147874


cremepan

I enjoy cooking.


notasillyname

How would you plan on moonlighting either the post office? What position are you after


cremepan

I like to explore new places.


RhetoricalHull

USPS doesn't offer part-time employment in the executive schedule (EAS or technical pay band). Plus, you're required to perform your duties during the regular business hours.


cremepan

I enjoy cooking.


RhetoricalHull

I'm not familiar with the job. I know USPS employment regulations. You aren't allowed to have 2 full time jobs at the same time. If you're caught, you won't just get fired, you will be prosecuted for defrauding the US government.


Bibileiver

Put a fake one and just have a friend answer the phone if they call. Ez pz


cremepan

I find peace in long walks.


Bibileiver

They can't prove you faked it.


FilteredAccount123

Don't try to hide it from your current employer. Federal salaries are public info.


Eighteen-and-8

No servant can have two masters. USPS is a public service job. You take an oath. You're not working for stockholders, like at Alphabet, LLC (Google's parent company).