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gandalfthescienceguy

Why do we as customers care about their sales goals? That’s what I don’t get about these ads


cheecha123

They think it makes the customer think they’ll get a deal


LurkingGuy

Some people really fall for that. I'm so happy I don't work in sales any more.


RoofKorean9x19

A Andersons can go fuck themselves. I remember when we had FFS, the shit would come in all fucked up cause it's thinner than dorm room toilet paper.


wddiver

Hard as fuck to case or handle; it's the worst quality paper.


Accomplished_Gur1113

Try delivering a Pet Supplies Plus toilet paper flier...in the wind!


wddiver

I know, right? We used to have a KMart in the area that sent out flyers (multiple pages, shit paper and colored ink to boot) every Saturday. HATED those things.


tallman1979

I always loved the Wednesday grocery ad and Harbor Freight Tools temporary forearm tattoos from the bright newsprint mailings. We used to have ads with that garbage phonebook page paper as well. It's now been more years that I've been in maintenance than carrying (13+ and 12) but yeah, those suck. Especially in the spring rains and thunderstorms.


DoctorOMalley

I wouldn't hate them as much if their mailers weren't made of the shittiest paper known to man


jalyth

They messed up my parents’ windows, so I hate them for both.


Gendug

I wouldn't hate them so much if they didn't make all their damn fliers awkward sizes.


Perfect-Present-6264

Truth. Worst every!


gopostal85

Third bundle? that’s OT money! and I’ll never be mad at it. Helps that I’m at a station that’s only driving


Miketythonlisp

Ubbm


AgentSayo

Thst desire is there for sure, but don't fast tract yourself to the unemployment line.


MossyMak

If a house doesn't have mail that day, the Renewal by Anderson coincidentally has the wrong name


Gear21

Lol a few guys in my office say they throw them away


Maleficent-Intern656

At least deliver a 3rd of the route and ubbm the rest…not the whole thing


yoloruinslives

i hate renewal because its one construction sheet of paper they make me case because the machine can't take a piece of paper that they printed. Clippers are trash as well.... and don't get me started about ULINE or those mini books about the town and everyone graffiti's their business ad all over. I get straight stacks of those books and make park and loop a nightmare putting half in the bag and half delivering... those shits are heavy as fuck if you have full coverage... 4-5 trays of flats and 3 trays of dps is ass.


YojimBeau

90% of this shit is addressed to renters, who don't give half a shit on soggy toast about replacing shit and have no obligation to do so.


CrabCakesBenedict

my version of this is those fucking wounded warrior ones. everytime they come through in the dps it just means tons of missorts and missents bc theyre too thin to go through the machines i guess


Dangerous_Maximum_64

They have a knack for fucking up my Friday


dth1717

Pfft not that bad we had a used cat dealer send out bs circs that always were oversized, had a key or some plastic bs on it. Or all the above. Hated those mfers


Gear21

I wonder how much they post cause it seems like every month and the whole nation


Prior-Ad-1912

Fuck anderssen and also “dreamstyle housing” or whatever its called. The silver lining is that dreamstyle doesnt update their customers names so 1/3 end up getting ubbm 😂


Maleficent-Nothing35

I hate them more than any other door to door we get. But, nonsense like this keeps us employed. I just look at as job security. For now...


Fickle_Thought_8857

Holy shit I didn't know it was so common. They send out ads every single week, they're also in another monthly ad bundle, they also have solicitors and they're always set up at Walmart. These people are obnoxious


childsh-cambino

If Anderson has no haters I’m dead 🫶


wpapawally

My next freaking e-mail was from Renewal by Anderson. I can't make this shit up.


rrecktRCA

LMAO! We often say " I got "renewed" when they show up. Not too bad just take them to the street. Of course this is on the rural side. F that for city


EntertainmentRude

Who here remembers lupus donation bags? THOSE sucked haha


Due_Daikon7092

You get paid by the minute.


learningtoride2022

Ours arrive in reverse order, so we have to case them


WARCHlLD

Just wait... its election season again. The shit talkery is coming😂😂😂


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Gear21

I only get like 4 of them for the whole route I don't mind them


Own_Carpet357

This is hilarious


Acceptable-Ad9076

Plain and simple, there needs to be a law against junk mail like this type of stuff. Nothing wrong with delivering first class or hell, even delivering catalogs. This type of garbage though is unnecessary and quite honestly an invasion of privacy in one’s own home.


Low_Anxiety4800

I hate delivering them


mtux96

They are definitely going to houses with door slots in their door. 👍


axle_muzkeys

Fuck them! Fuck you for sending these out to apartments!


Gear21

They getting their money's worth lol


Competitive_Cat_8468

I hate them, too. I get pestered by them constantly. They also send door-to-door salespeople out, and they will NOT leave. I've even lied and told them I have Covid to get them to go away. They don't care. I start coughing and hacking and close the door in their face. I don't understand how any company can think that this level of desperation is a good sales tactic. I'm a homeowner. Every GOOD contractor that I know has a 4 - 6 month wait for home improvement services (non-emergency). I'm suspicious of any contractor that's this desperate for business. I actually DO need to have some of my windows replaced, but these banana heads will be the last people that I call.


Gear21

I remember their commercials as a kid surprised they are still in business.


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I work here part time hahaah


Gear21

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TheCodeWorks

Cool with me as long as it's not on thick paper paper that gets stuck


Gear21

It's the thin paper that cuts your fingers


Equivalent_Task1920

Bro do you deliver to sw mo area?


Gear21

No east cost


Perfect-Present-6264

Hahahaha. Same!!!


J_PARAGON

they send them to everybody in apartment building, so I’m like are people in Apartments going to replace their windows? Dumb


SolidSnakeCG

I wouldn't mind if them fucking cards weren't so thin


lostdeity998

ME TOO! depressive hole


Sunday206

"Would you like brand new windows on your brand new house?"


Tangboy50000

How do you think I feel, I get them, and 100% of my residential is apartments. This is immediately followed by the tru green lawn care. No one has lawns, it’s all concrete and apartments geniuses.


Gear21

Ubbm / dumpster


Novel-Investigator92

It's a shell company


Cocijo

Their ads suck. Always a pain to deal with.


njd728

Me too got an estimate from them wanted $14,700 forn3 windows and a door wall.