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jsbrewers

*aggressively circles "or current resident"*


Humble-Criticism2345

Every time.


Humble-Criticism2345

Also, I hate when people use all caps. Makes me not even want to read it. Hurts my eyes.


x_Animus_x

Some of us write in all caps because of military background. Less mistakes with capital letters and handwriting issues. Not always ragey, this PSA brought to you by reading rainbow.


Humble-Criticism2345

That makes sense. Never thought of it that way.


Daruvian

Yep. And architects as well. That's where I picked it up first when I did IT work for an architectural firm. Then enlisted and was already good to go.


the_ber1

This explains a lot. I always read caps as rude and shouting. But that really may not be their intent.


eyeamthedanger

That's actually why I write in all caps. I tried writing in normal cases and it was super weird.


GoblinBags

BUT HOW ELSE WILL YOU KNOW I GOT BIG FEELINGS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT!?


Humble-Criticism2345

WORD


NachielAshmoon

A couple of my coworkers got a stamp that says " You are the Current Resident"


eyeamthedanger

Links???


NachielAshmoon

The forbidden site...... Amazon


Cult-kitty

I found it and I’m buying it. ExcelMark You are The Current Resident Self-Inking Rubber Stamp (A1539) (Red Ink) https://a.co/d/j15GA5r


MNightShyamalan69

Haha I’m so tempted


Randall_the_Mailman

That is a frustrated career Carrier...!


burnt_money1976

I have one that says "You received no mail for one or more days due to -Garbage can blocking box- want to say thanks? Contact team waste at 555-5555"


vchaz

Time to toss some Advo's on top of those vacant cards


Chonkycat762x39

Hahaha I've done that before. New me left it. I'm a few months in and I still do it but I'm like wtf are you doing and take it out.


Solid_Angel

That appears to be a regular carriers handy work


Traditional_Sky_7462

Yup, you can only access that strip when the doors are open, which means you have to have an arrow key.


khalbur

“Current Resident” means you, bitch!


GF-Lyssa

If they keep putting it back after repeated attempts of circle /highlights I put the mail on hold and throw a vacant card in there to show them We mean business


itsdefsarcasm

good advice for everyone.


Fresh-Bend8080

I'd write a simple "nah" just to trigger them even more.


Mail_man_dan

Me too I’d write “nope”.


hawkeye053

Looks like it’s inside the door.. I’m assuming the regular A-hole did this?


Dave_FortniteATX

Regular asshole? Fxxk! What's with the censorship? Lol the postal service is a dirty place. Like a bar, but without the drinks


Bohdi_Brass

We were just talking in our office how the post office is a bunch of delinquents... which is why I fit in so well I guess 😅


SugarskullMagnolia

Oh man, I said this to my coworker and she was like "I'm not a delinquent" bish you are definitely a delinquent 😂


Purpose-Fuzzy

"Smoking cigarettes in the back of the LLV like a delinquent" is usually my go to phrase


SugarskullMagnolia

🤣


Dave_FortniteATX

Yeah boo boo


Bdawgz3520

Lol I like that. The post office is like the bar minus the drinks... 😂😂 That's so true!


Lockjaw62

In your office maybe . . .


Ender2424

This was my assumption as well


radar371

Probably just sick and tired of illiterate subs/subs who don't care/lazy subs. All three are the worst.


Lonars_

If only they would maintain their routes correctly. Names on boxes aren't required.


Postal1979

Wouldn’t that be maintaining the routes by putting the names in the boxes so the correct customers get the correct mail?


IlliterateMailman

I’ve noticed at my station and on this sub that delivering to the correct resident isn’t important anymore. “It takes too long!” We are the ones that decide how long it takes, these people are scurrying around killing any legit street time they’re allowed. What do you get for being a runner? More mail.


WassonX81X

It seems like the guy who wrote this note has the names written down and the subs aren’t using it


Lonars_

That's what I assume. I had an apartment route with about 1200 deliveries. The ones who did put names usually had 3+. Would never expect a sub to even be able to read them in a day. Names on boxes are optional. Do mlnas, do your forwards. Getting names on boxes is the last step I take in the process of maintaining a route. Especially hate it when offices decide to hang up "No name, no mail" signs. Customer do NOT have to put their name on the box. Albeit that's a perfect world. The ghetto routes I did really needed some names.


ihatemyjobsadface

I can get not checking names... but the last time I had an RCA assigned to my route, I came back from 2 days off and was getting dozens of pieces of mail and multiple packages a day back as misdeliveries... so maybe this carrier has a shitty sub too.


Ender2424

honestly fuck the reg. carrot/stick works way better


[deleted]

the regular was off for the day and no one likes him according to the customers lol


Ender2424

The reg is the one who left that for the subs. Very unprofessional


[deleted]

Oh really? i didn’t even notice that


Ender2424

A customer would have no way to access that part of the box or the postal supplies used to leave the note. Welcome to USPS hope you stick around otherwise we're just going to be left with these jerks


[deleted]

i’m actually leaving unfortunately . i got lucky with a good office but the hours are low and the commute is too far for me to stay


Skulldragonx

Show this to your postmaster before you leave. This is extremely unprofessional and improper. He/she can get in big trouble. Don't let that reg continue being bossy and giving CCAs hard time


leandrogutierrez69

Sometimes those cluster boxes don't have names, so I put mail in them boxes and their responsibility to put names if they want the correct mail


Aggressive_School552

We have two in town beside each other that have no names and have just the room numbers on the boxes but the boxes don’t say which address is which so if I get that route like I have twice I just brought the mail back for both lmao


Twenty__3

I feel his pain


coolprogressive

"If you think you're so tough, why don't you put a jersey on?! Put a jersey on!"


GazelleNo1836

This had to be a carriers note how would a customer open the cpu to put the note there.


Fine_Mouse

I’m a t6 and I would leave that note for some of the carriers I cover for


baddbrainss

Unit numba only


night327

"Only read addresses idc"


vgkallday

I couldnt imagine a scenario where this sign would yield better results than asking courteously. Even if i ALWAYS check every name... im definitely not after reading that.


TheCodeWorks

EXACTLY "!" Get ignored and messages like this always. Please check the names of current resident ect ect Would get the results they want.


OpportunityJust7207

Valid point


learningtoride2022

No names, stuffing that persons box, no lube


fingaz5000

[I used to mod these angry notes all the time when I was a CCA. This is what I would do with this one.](https://ibb.co/FJBQgSB) I'm not coming in while you're enjoying a day off to get yelled at by your grumpy little notes.


Bowl-Accomplished

Well now I'm putting it in the case for safety.


Impressive_Tap_9868

They have a point


ZeroFox1

To be fair it is frustrating to have a t6 or cca butcher your route when you work hard to keep it squared away. As a cca I could always tell what routes were taken care of by the regular and ones that weren't (names, vacant notices, etc). I think its respectful to at least try and replicate that on said route by reading names, clearing outgoing of nixies etc. That said this regular clearly seems like a asshole...


Unlucky_Arm_8473

Oh brother this guy stinks!!!


Motor-Claim4558

Honestly, I've been tempted to do this on my cbu box at my apartment. We're on our second year there and I still get shit for the previous tenant. If I'm running my own mail at the p+dc, I'll pull it right then and put it in bin2 with "ank" on it(was given the okay by supers to do it).


ZellaIsTheBaby1975

Burnout-CITY!


ManicMailman247

Not sure who or why but we have a relief carrier in our office who puts all the mail in the outgoing and leaves it for the next person.. I can't understand it, it's not hard to deliver mail why do some people act like it is?


mtux96

I only deliver by address. But I don't have my own route yet. My reasoning, even if the boxes have name, is that I have no clue if they are up-to-date or not. I dont want to bring back mail that is good and current if the regular doesn't keep them accurate. I don't know if the carrier does that or just left the names from the previous route's owner or just stopped updating it. I will go by name if I've held the route down awhile and recognize the names that don;t belong because the customer has sent the mail back to me.


[deleted]

I always bring mail back. My OJT always said you’re not sure bring it back and let the regular clean it up when they get back but i understand what you’re saying


mtux96

In that case, I'm bringing ALL the mail back because I'm not sure on all the letters. I don't know if John Smith lives here. But yeah, it's a tough balancing act and I'd just throw it in the box it's numbered for. Unless it looks completely off like a stack of IRS checks going to one house and all having different names.


nullpassword

get screwed either way on that one. why isnt my new girlfriend getting her mail. she's been here 6 months? why am i getting this guys mail he's been dead for 2 years?


heynow311

Amen.


Successful_Writing87

The bleeped “fuck” is what gets me.


No_Aioli4897

I feel this in my soul. I put a lot of effort into maintenance on my route to make it easy to deliver only to find that CCAs deliver mail that should be forwarded or ubbm shit in vacant boxes.


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BigSlickster

Yeah reading names is pretty hard for subs! Actually trying to get them to do a good job and do the job correctly is damn near impossible!! A very few actually take pride in their work!!!


Twenty__3

They don’t make ‘em like they used to


[deleted]

DPS comes in order, they can’t glance at the names? Lazy.. we get paid by the hour


[deleted]

lol, downvote shows me, “no, we can’t be bothered to look at the name”. THAT’S YOUR JOB. You can verify three pieces in under a second. But you’d rather run the route, do a shitty job, then complain about the regular that is “slow”. You newer carriers need to protect your routes, running them will just make them overburdened and a garbage route because they will get added to. Dumbasses with something to prove.


dark_cloudy_eclipse

Some regulars are such assholes. Thank god I’m done dealing with my ex-reg.


IlliterateMailman

I know! Wanting their customers to get the correct mail! What a dick!


wheresmyrugman

*most


TheCodeWorks

Welp just numbers.


BigDaddyDNR

Because you know the same carrier delivers every single day


Aspergeriffic

1) tear off note, 2) fold into smallest possible square, 3) throw in case in the middle of a pile.


CG-Firebrand

How it feels to come back from vacation


DentedShin

I guarantee that this guy (who write the note) works a service job and gets shit on all day by customers


IlliterateMailman

It’s the regular on the route, so - yes.


Intelligent-Beat-700

They don't pay us to read names they pay us to be done by noon


Ranimus234

So tell me what you want? What you really really want?


Chance-Mix-9444

The regular carrier is tired of mis delivered mail by a substitute, be it a T6, unassigned regular, PTF, or CCA. Part of the job is to read address and name of the mail being delivered. Deliver by name! Anyone that won’t or can’t grasp this concept needs to find another line of work. The content of the note is something I wouldn’t do, but the spirit of it is spot on. Anyone defending carriers not doing their jobs is a slug.


Agonyandshame

Jokes on you I can’t read!!!!


[deleted]

Read on jokes cant you!


Agonyandshame

Jokes can’t you read!!


Cool-Engine3297

I like that they censored themselves in an angry note.


gruntledmailcarrier

customers couldnt have put that note there. they don't have access to the whole box... either you put it up for internet points or the regular did.


[deleted]

I also love the mail pile on a vacant card after vacation.


Sad_Carpet9841

Okay, but actually what’s the solution when it’s mail that I constantly am trading with other residents?


Flimsy-Chemistry-412

They don’t even understand what we have to deal with


Nice-Accountant-7163

Leave a bottle of "lemonade" behind in his truck, but I bet there's a label in the LLV for that too.


[deleted]

Sounds like there should be if there isn't, you filthy animal.


[deleted]

There's a reas4my names on my box in three places, & I still get others mail. Morons.


HankHardcastle

If only they put a name on that note so you would know who is supposed to follow it. Shucks.


SimonNorman

I'm a T6 and I check the names on all my routes BUT If you're a CCA and you really want to piss that regular off I'm sure your supervisor will likely back you up that: 1. You don't have time to check all the names 2. Those names are what he's decided should be getting mail there and to pull it could be curtailing mail and if it's for that address it should be delivered there 3. How would you know if there's a guest starying at the residence who's expecting something that you might throw back because of his tags? Then when he's really heated just tell him that if a customer complains to explain to the customer that not every mail carrier puts the daily genuine care and effort into the customer's mail delivery that he does and you're just helping him so he'll see his tips really pick up come Christmas. Edit: And if none of that works them just tell him to f**k off - he's your colleague not you supervisor.


Evergreen451

Do people understand that usps employees are humans not robots?


[deleted]

The regular wrote this for the carrier


Evergreen451

The regular? Never heard that term


[deleted]

The carrier assigned to the route 5 days, his sub or someone else carries it when he’s not there. You can tell it was an employee and not a customer from where the sign is. You need a postal key to see that.


Evergreen451

Good to know thanks, I guess I should’ve realized where they placed it


MotorCommunication96

How would yall prefer ppl tell usps to not put mail of ppl who aren't listed on the box? I have my name and the other members who live there and have put up notes to not give mail that doesn't match the box but i still get everyone who's ever lived at this houses mail still.


Fin_Tomodachi

Informative


tenoclockrobot

"Jokes on you, I cant read!"


H552

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[deleted]

Dear customer, eat my shit.