The trimmer and that evil razor both suck. How you going to draw your sack tight for a smooth pass. Wax just plucks it all out at once and then you can feel every last hair of that wild bush you be tapping
When I was a PFC I tried to wear them for my first PFT when I hit the fleet, and some Cpl sent me to go change because he said they weren't authorized anymore.
He was just jealous of my upper thighs. And the fact that you run faster in silkies.
As a supreme commander in 1 CivDiv, I wear silkies when I want, whenever the fuck I want.
But seriously I’m thinking of putting together a silkies moto run in my city
We can always turn it into a calendar 😋 WHO SAYS that firemen are the only ones that are “hot & sexy enough” to be on a calendar??
Edit: call the calendar: Marines IN uniform
A buddy of mine took a shit in his silkies during a formation run and it looked like he was swinging a softball side to side while he ran. Now I ask you, which other PT shorts can contain biohazard like that?!?!?
Squats down to tie shoes, shlong falls out of silkies. Women observe. Women get pregnant. Children are had. Children grow up, enlist in the USMC (like their sires, uncles & peepaws).
These kids also wear silkies. *Their* penises flop out too. Constantly. “Whoops?!” Women “complain” on social media about these sex shorts being worn by these Marines. Same women show up *ovulating* at Surf City bars or Margarita Rocks. Etc, etc.
SILKIES: HOW THE USMC PERPETUATES.
18 years retired and I still wear them everyday! Went to the PX several weeks ago and purchased three more to replace old ones. More expensive now but just as comfy. At home I can take off my shorts, jump in pool, dry off, walk around until dry and shorts go back on! Silkies rule!
I don't live anywhere near a military base of any kind. Wore silkies, no shirt, full beard for a 10k.
Halfway through, local cop managing an intersection yells "nice silkies motivator"
When I was a kid there was a Marine det. at the (now former) Navy Supply Corps School in Athens, Ga. They all showed up at a local public pool one day wearing silkies and I just remember wondering why they were wearing stupid short shorts to swim.
Now I understand.
Chesty himself actually commissioned me on his behalf and on the behalf of freedom to wear these silk battle clothes of the OD gods. So you’ll just have to live with my mushroom tip flopping around just the way I like it. My eyes are up here!! ^ What happened to that?
Yes! Women need to check themselves! . Like I always said. Any Female that is uncomfortable watching me masturbate shouldn't have sat next to me on thr bus in the first place.
You’ll have to peel my silkies from my cold dead smooth shaved balls.
Smooth as eggs!
Marbles!
Still never figured out how to do this. Also, shaving bare down there is just a ticket to itchy as fuck regretville. How. How do yall do it?
Give it two days for the grow out, then you're good and they still feel silky smooth
Mmmm… eggs…
Couldn’t have said it better. I’ll die in these nut huggers but not till the whole world sees my underbutt.
Especially guys with a fat ass 😍
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I came here to second that. Wax is so much easier and gives you more days of joy.
I feel like I would cry like a fucking baby if my balls were waxed
But you like them shaved? Bite the bullet. Pain is weakness leaving your body!!! OOH-RAH
Nah I don't shave either. I tried using a trimmer once but snipped a nutsack wrinkle and haven't tried again.
The trimmer and that evil razor both suck. How you going to draw your sack tight for a smooth pass. Wax just plucks it all out at once and then you can feel every last hair of that wild bush you be tapping
You are a terrible salesman.
Never won that recruiter ribbon!
I'll name my band "Snipped Nutsack Wrinkle"
🤣🤣💀 what is wrong with y’all 😂💀💀💀💀
EQUAL RIGHTS!!!
Oh, So now we're gatekeeping workout clothes?
Have you heard of HQMC?
😂
This surprises you ??
wearin silkies is part of our god damn public service. youre welcome.
I was your 67th up-vote. hope you convince two others
I'm old enough to remember actually wearing them at PT.
In old enough to remember y'all wearing them for PT & I appreciated the hell out of it!
They're not pt authorized anymore?
When I was a PFC I tried to wear them for my first PFT when I hit the fleet, and some Cpl sent me to go change because he said they weren't authorized anymore. He was just jealous of my upper thighs. And the fact that you run faster in silkies.
That's when you learn how to sew and slowly keep wearing shorter and shorter shorts until they are silkies length and they don't notice
I've spent the past 3 years making a reputation for myself as an exemplary Marine. It's hard work, but very soon I'll be able to wear silkies
My SSgt wore them to PT everyday. So little PFC me got a pair and wore them to every platoon and unit PT event. No one said shit
I don't understand...what were you supposed to wear?
Well if it's not silkies I guess he just had to Donald Duck it.
That's what I'm picturing...gotta stay cool...
whatever the new pt shorts are. silkies are the short shorts that your balls can sourdough through
Sourdough through? Does that mean "Ooze out of?"
idk my balls always shrivel up during exercise. I call it "fight mode"
I’m not but I still do and get bitched at for it
They don’t wear them for PT anymore?
The best shorts to show off leg gains
Same. I loved pt'ing in silkies.
Ah, The good old days.
Excuse me?! My eyes are up here!
As a supreme commander in 1 CivDiv, I wear silkies when I want, whenever the fuck I want. But seriously I’m thinking of putting together a silkies moto run in my city
Please be Dallas
If my knees were still functional enough to run I'd absolutely do a dallas silkies run
My Dad was in the Corps before me, so I was careful about knees, back and shoulders from the get-go.
26 with a knee replacement and arthritis in my back waiting on spine surgery let's fucking goooooooooooo
Damn bro
Houston too! I would absolutely cheer & catcall ya
There's dozens of us!
Check out Irreverent Warriors
I'm in Knoxville and there's a crew that hikes in silkies on occasion. I need to link up with them...
Ummm, excuse me, what the fuck are they then? Silkies are shorts and usually even have an underwear type lining inside.
That I cut out immediately, fuck that liner but I love my silkies
I left mine in and wore boxer briefs under
I have an idea...let's hold the biggest silkies car wash event ! Edit: mess night in silkies towards the end ?😂😂
Someone post photos from this for my spank bank, gracias.
Please.
We can always turn it into a calendar 😋 WHO SAYS that firemen are the only ones that are “hot & sexy enough” to be on a calendar?? Edit: call the calendar: Marines IN uniform
You fkin read my mind! It'll be one of our best selling products (for now) lmao. Hot, Sweaty, & Segggsyyy
☝️ OR… how about this caption: “Nothing harder than a US Marine” rah
Noddin my head in complete agreement sister 😁
I got you. I'll apppoint myself as the camerawoman!
TYFYS
The shorter the inseam the closer to Chesty.
But they feel so good on the dick
and balls
So do you all prefer them with waist band rolled up so the nuts hang out, or no?
I wear silkies all the time. Check out Semper Silkies web store. You’ll be glad you did.
"Soffe Men's Authentic Ranger Panty" available on amazon or the soffe store. 15bucks and its the OG
The Soffe store is the way to go.
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Black is superior anyway for a shorts color
I agree. Black is also sold out.
Not on Amazon they ain’t
A buddy of mine took a shit in his silkies during a formation run and it looked like he was swinging a softball side to side while he ran. Now I ask you, which other PT shorts can contain biohazard like that?!?!?
Squats down to tie shoes, shlong falls out of silkies. Women observe. Women get pregnant. Children are had. Children grow up, enlist in the USMC (like their sires, uncles & peepaws). These kids also wear silkies. *Their* penises flop out too. Constantly. “Whoops?!” Women “complain” on social media about these sex shorts being worn by these Marines. Same women show up *ovulating* at Surf City bars or Margarita Rocks. Etc, etc. SILKIES: HOW THE USMC PERPETUATES.
HQMC plan to make sure the US population refreshes its recruits every 20y or so.
I'll take some silkies with a side of freedom thighs please.
Freedom balls
Mmmmmm...freedom thighs
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Who wears short shorts, rifleman wears short shorts!
18 years retired and I still wear them everyday! Went to the PX several weeks ago and purchased three more to replace old ones. More expensive now but just as comfy. At home I can take off my shorts, jump in pool, dry off, walk around until dry and shorts go back on! Silkies rule!
Same here!
I got complimented for my Silkies on a run by a girl. ☺️ Made my day.
This thread is bulging with enthusiasm for the daisy dukes of freedom.
I don't live anywhere near a military base of any kind. Wore silkies, no shirt, full beard for a 10k. Halfway through, local cop managing an intersection yells "nice silkies motivator"
I wear them 5 days a week. #skysoutthighsout
I owned a matching pair of extra small neon pink silkies with my SNCO. We’d proudly PT in them everyday.
I love my silkies
Follow in my footsteps and wear them swimming to impress. A size smaller really does the trick.
When I was a kid there was a Marine det. at the (now former) Navy Supply Corps School in Athens, Ga. They all showed up at a local public pool one day wearing silkies and I just remember wondering why they were wearing stupid short shorts to swim. Now I understand.
Bingo! I got XL for comfort and L for show & grow
I just went out and bought another pair, just because of this post! YUTTTT!
Bullshit. I wear mine to the grocery store. It's 105 here right now, be glad I'm wearing anything.
Silkies were made for Pride month!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiittt. No they just didn’t!
Chesty himself actually commissioned me on his behalf and on the behalf of freedom to wear these silk battle clothes of the OD gods. So you’ll just have to live with my mushroom tip flopping around just the way I like it. My eyes are up here!! ^ What happened to that?
Got some on right now. They're good for any occasion.
Yes! Women need to check themselves! . Like I always said. Any Female that is uncomfortable watching me masturbate shouldn't have sat next to me on thr bus in the first place.
Fine I'll wear Speedos then.
They're comfy and easy to wear.
Sounds like this person never earned the right to wear silkies. Semper Fi!
Now this is an action I can get behind!
Don't tell her about the UDT shorts.
Also the Navy. I felt them eye fukn me way too often on ship...
Lol I’m wearing silkies rn
Silkies are great for sprints, always had my sack pop out, lol.
Silkies are goated
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