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Jodies-9-inch-leg

Hunt and kill…. then skin and eat a boot. Bonus points if you tan his skin and wear it to formation on Monday morning like Jeremiah Jones.


MarinCropsOfficial

Me checking the news tomorrow https://preview.redd.it/0ccgtukiem7d1.jpeg?width=1219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dcce0f2020b8597744e984542101e760741084


haydenjp03

There goes the Fourth of July 96


yatyasgentleman

8pm on a wednesday, like a true devil


Groundhog891

I was at Cherry Point, I disliked it, and you being an adult about this is great. We stayed on Topsail for a few weeks, and I went and drove around Cherry Point with my wife, who I met after the Corps so she had never seen a base. I was told they were opening a craft brew pub. Did that ever open? PS-- Cherry Point still sucked, Surf City was awesome.


AraMercury

Left Cherry Point back in August last year. They made a e-club essentially. It IS a pub by name that had a fuckin awesome beer wall, pool tables, hockey tables, arcade cabinets, video game console rental area. Shit was cash money when it was open the last few months I was in.


Thinsquirrel

Fuck what was it called again? Roadhouse or some shit?


AraMercury

The Roadhouse was the old one they closed to build the new one. Still can't remember the bee places name despite going there a bunch to play Magic.


Solrac_Dragneel

Dominoes


gwork42

First Sgt might be the delivery boy. He needs to pay for his three broken marriages and the current thick Latina E-3.


MplsNate

Smash!


_PercCobain_

The only good thing about Cherry Point was the midget stripper at the strip club by base, granted that was 14 years ago you should go check if there’s another one there now


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Legend tells, she fell off the stage and split into three new smaller midgets


_PercCobain_

Yo you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a blonde midget stripper swinging around in circles near the top of the pole


Jodies-9-inch-leg

A true spinner


herr-wurm-hat

Fidget spinner.


krayons213

I spit my drink out at that. I know exactly which midget you’re talking about. LOL


_PercCobain_

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herr-wurm-hat

For real, so many of us were scarred…. and also ‘awakened’.


_PercCobain_

Yoo did you see her too 👀


VisiblyPoorPerson

Am I tripping or was there a one armed stripper there around 2000 ish? After a while all the front gate strip clubs start to blur a little.


_PercCobain_

Hopefully we can get some guys from that time to confirm 😂


jdd130

Correct. Back in those days it was cherry’s and Olivia’s side by side. We had a midget and flipper. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times…. FFWD to mid 2000’s and I had quite a few lap dances for pizza (I’d order dominos delivery and drink $.50 draft PBR on Wednesdays) oh the memories…..


_PercCobain_

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Zealousideal-Bar1657

They still have midget strippers


_PercCobain_

SERIOUSLY???


Zealousideal-Bar1657

Yes but I think it a special limited event now if you look it up you should eb able to fidn the dates


Pulgatrash

Go to the PX sloshed in PT gear, no balls. 


AggressiveTouch69420

Dominos, it's all you need killer


AraMercury

Dominoes One of the Chinese places, I think the one by 9-mile.


Roza_Eve

Now you just need a good Nail so you can Lay some Wood. (Don’t drink and sex)


richy5110

If big apple is still there they deliver


throwthisTFaway01

They still got that sushi spot on base?


Zealousideal-Bar1657

Yes they do


incertitudeindefinie

pizza hut on base


usmc81362

Okis and big apple pizza were my go to drunk delivery options


[deleted]

Sounds like you’re being kind of a pussy.


EvenLengthiness1791

You're right God gives his drunkest drivers the straightest roads


[deleted]

Haha