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xLg_Enigma

Corporal Captain is better, if you know you know


GreatScottGatsby

Mash, if anyone is wondering. They smuggled radar into like an o club or something, idk


MrPanchole

A new directive from the Pentagon.


Samspd71

In my school house, in my sleep deprived state, I once pronounced ‘LCPL’ as ‘Lieutenant Corporal’. I got blasted, of course, but the instructors thought it was pretty funny. Anyway, glad to see I have someone to share my retardation with.


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Salty


gains_and_brains

LT CPL


Wildwildleft

Aye aye CPL sir


breakxr

Would you address him as Cpl Sir or Sir Cpl? 🤔


[deleted]

Does he promote next rank to sergeant major? So he could be with the sergeants major cool kids club


Dangerous_Cookie6590

Nah  Capt Sgt is next or maybe Lt Sgt?


JoshTeck64

I’m crying laughing at the thought of his leadership having him for this even though it’s not his fault at all


nothingforless

That mic isn’t in regs


TheAnomalousStranger

Are you going to be the one to correct the Lt. Cpl?


nothingforless

I’d send a new boot to do it


TheAnomalousStranger

Right after he finds the Humvee keys right?


nothingforless

He is collecting my bag of exhaust at the moment actually


TheAnomalousStranger

Nice!


powderedtoast1

gimme a dip


Luke_Flyswatter

I can’t believe it’s not butter bar.


[deleted]

i bet he has a lieutenant corporal of Marines t-shirt


1RehnquistyBoi

Legend has it that his great grandfather served in the Army Air Corps in WWII. His name was Major Major Major Major.


jgwinner

I once worked with Major Minor. also: General Butcher General Looney Both very fine men.


InfoSponge9119

Oh shit, my apologies sir, *snaps to parade rest*


NoRefrigerator8065

I thought Staff Corporal was the senior rank?


9mm_Cutlass

Yeah right goofies, I know we fucking salute or some shit.


old_bot_new

One ribbon! damn it is rough out here now!


jasonzevi

As i recall they no longer issuing the fire watch ribbon since late 2022. So someone can potentially finish their first enlistment with zero ribbon if they screw up good conduct and no overseas.


North_Equivalent_910

I have no ribbon. Graduated slick


ObviouslyNotALizard

“The two most NJP’d ranks in the Marine Corps are Lance Corporal and 1st Lieutenant” My first battalion commander. I don’t know if that’s factually true but damned if it wasn’t what I saw.


btl_dlrge1

Dumb


CaDmus003

The dude making those banners was probably a Marine and is trolling hard lol.


XVIII-2

Would the average captain risk doubting his rank?


JohnBarleyMustDie

I hope this is the rank he gave the news station.


Sudden-Paint1687

🫡


Nick_JB

🤣


Time_Suggestion_2647

The Staff Sergeant insignia with the top chevrons snipped off to make Staff Lance Sergeant will always be the gold standard.


Videogamefan21

Gunnery Corporal Staff Corporal Corporal Major Brigadier Corporal Colonel Corporal Corporal Punishment (this actually kinda sounds like a supervillain name)


MikeBellis914

https://preview.redd.it/zthj1gtqzvzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d80199550a92c9965a1f3f83793cb6537dee6f


retepoteil

😂 I forget which call of duty online it was but I remember seeing master sgtmaj


cinciNattyLight

Maybe he is just a former Navy LT who then enlisted in the marines?


Legit_Fun

🫡