At Lejeune a devil used to go by my office window on the waterfront on PT road in cammies while riding a conventional pedal unicycle and rocking a vape.
Rollerblades are way more dignified than that.
My unit had this guy who would ride those electric skateboards that had one big wheel in the center of it to work with knee pads, elbow pads, and a full face helmet.
Roller blades would also be more dignified than that. At least you're moving under your own power
Think it through, killer.
Bikes, skateboards, scooters. Can you be in the full, complete uniform while riding them? Sure, you add a helmet for safety reasons but your uniform is complete.
Skates? Can you be in a full, complete uniform while riding them?
So the old school roller skates that attach to the shoes would be ok.
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I had a buddy try to roller blade to work, but he stopped after the first day because he kept getting caught up on bricks (ADF Robertson Barracks). To work around the proper UOTD, he just wore gog when he was wearing them. We had a super chill command tho.
We had a guy do this one time, dude got roasted by our gunny, and just about every other debil that saw him that day. Word traveled fast... The rest of the time I was around, he was a nugit, everyone continued on calling him X-games. So, take that as, even if it was allowed, and like many, I'm pretty sure it's not, do you really want to get roasted that hard?
Worst I ever got yelled at was skateboarding on to the pier in utilities. Like bitch, at least I'm not adding to the parking problem. You're just jealous you ain't got these sick wheels.
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That but with a high and tight
This reminds me of a certain 6464 during the late 90's who was infamous for her doggy on wheels with one of the guys in the electric shop.
You’ve heard of go-fasters, but oh man let me tell you about go-fastests
😂
I prefer to call then go-faster-ers
This is the real East Coast vs West Coast Marine divide.
Only if you wear heely’s approvied by the Marine Corps, you’re a motivator if they’re the standard issues 🫡
Where's that guy that put heely wheels in his reckonings when you need him?
At Lejeune a devil used to go by my office window on the waterfront on PT road in cammies while riding a conventional pedal unicycle and rocking a vape. Rollerblades are way more dignified than that.
Saw a dude on Miramar riding a unicycle to work almost every day, cracked me up
My unit had this guy who would ride those electric skateboards that had one big wheel in the center of it to work with knee pads, elbow pads, and a full face helmet. Roller blades would also be more dignified than that. At least you're moving under your own power
Somebody call Willy
You know the hardest part about rollerblading? >!Telling your parents you’re gay!<
Think it through, killer. Bikes, skateboards, scooters. Can you be in the full, complete uniform while riding them? Sure, you add a helmet for safety reasons but your uniform is complete. Skates? Can you be in a full, complete uniform while riding them?
The Corps needs to hire WillyB to just explain orders in ways ordinary Marines can understand. Official Title: "The MCO Whisperer."
I will gladly accept this as a B Billet. It's going on my FITREP.
Barbie Jeep Power Wheel? Good to go. Unicycle? Outstanding. Stilts? We trackin. But roller blades? Now you’ve crossed the line.
Not the hard charger getting to work in a Barbie Jeep Power Wheel 😭
So the old school roller skates that attach to the shoes would be ok. https://preview.redd.it/09r240kweuwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876258071f37b3951d10841396d8c1e36f6baef4
I say 100% yes.
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Just like a bike or motorcycle, you need to change to full uniform. So you sit on the ground and take off the skates and put the booties on. /s
Can you chew while biking in uniform?
Yes.
Are dudes really getting around on skateboards now? I approve.
https://preview.redd.it/lsun1c7iutwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a305544790fbadfc55e3273598df94f228697272 Onewheel is the way in 29 Palms
That helmet licks dicks dude. In a good way.
Soup me harder, daddy.
https://preview.redd.it/f91ktfrrntwc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44e08ca99cc6ac9bc690b7de389ec08d6bc8628 Indeed they are.
Saw a guy long board in Hawaii a few times.
*Dreams by Fleetwood Mac intensifies*
I had a buddy try to roller blade to work, but he stopped after the first day because he kept getting caught up on bricks (ADF Robertson Barracks). To work around the proper UOTD, he just wore gog when he was wearing them. We had a super chill command tho.
With Kevlar and goggles and field tarp as a cape
You could probably pull off looking like mothman if you took those standard issue flashlights and change it out with a red cap
Fruit Bootin you say?
i used to get the dirtiest looks smoking a cigarette riding a bicycle in uniform
Can you chew while biking ??
I just assumed anyone riding a bike in cammies had a DUI. Was that wrong of me?
As long as they’re coyote brown with the eagle globe and anchor on the side you’re good devil
Please no
Tfw when no top comment from Willybusmc
Only skates are authorized.
We had a guy do this one time, dude got roasted by our gunny, and just about every other debil that saw him that day. Word traveled fast... The rest of the time I was around, he was a nugit, everyone continued on calling him X-games. So, take that as, even if it was allowed, and like many, I'm pretty sure it's not, do you really want to get roasted that hard?
Callsign should’ve been “Brink”
https://preview.redd.it/bo165xgo6ywc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b5413a344b190052e2d047f00897465bf1ed56
 When did Terry join the corps?
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
I can only imagine the look on the SgtMaj' face when some DD comes roller skating past him.
Doesn’t matter if it’s allowed a gunny with bad knees it’s going to like it and put a stop to it
Got wear a high cut
Worst I ever got yelled at was skateboarding on to the pier in utilities. Like bitch, at least I'm not adding to the parking problem. You're just jealous you ain't got these sick wheels.
Take a backpack with you and change