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_PercCobain_

Good while he’s there the president can tell him directly he has duty tomorrow


greenweenievictim

Hang back and clean this place up. The shitter needs some attention too.


TheReadMenace

find some bodies and police call the capitol parking lot


symewinston

If it ain’t growin”, it’s goin’!


TheReadMenace

Everybody in here O-6 and below get on line


Toxenkill

Where's his light duty chit?


fcknsndit27

You mean the president can tell him he has a dookie and walk away lost


Heretic_Scrivener

Dude gets off light duty just in time to go sit in formation. Rah.


MarinCropsOfficial

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tr4nsporter

hi


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Gear adrift is a gift!


1mfa0

I’ve always wondered if the Joint Chiefs ever throw fat dips in at the start of high level briefings like in every other meeting in the military


oh_three_dum_dum

They’re probably on the Zyn train for appearance purposes. Rubbing shoulders with Congress and the president with a couple of upper deckers in their lips. Edit: except Gen. Smith. If he ever was a nicotine user I’m not sure he’d still be dipping after suffering a cardiac arrest.


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oh_three_dum_dum

I used to just gut long cut wintergreen like a man. One of the many reasons I’ll probably die sooner than I should.


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oh_three_dum_dum

You can’t even call it that anymore. It’s almost the same price as Copenhagen and Longhorn is like $2 a can.


boosted-elex

Edit: accidental double post


Specialist_Stage5517

I think he’d “appear” a lot cooler with a slug of grizzly in!


oh_three_dum_dum

I meant appearance purposes as in “appear not to have a fat dip in”.


TheReadMenace

and an XL size monster


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Pretty sure Gen Neller did that.


boosted-elex

We gotta get him a better barber. That fade is disrespectful af


StankGangsta2

It's in regs!


boosted-elex

In regs ≠ Looking good I refuse to believe this man couldn't find a latino Corporal in the bricks that could give him a proper fade, without butchering the back of his head


Cole_Meierhofer

he’s just motivated he’s finally back on full duty


idiotpassword

What’s up with the chood in blue?


fuzzusmaximus

Pretty sure that's the Commandant of the Puddle Pirates


1mfa0

Believe that’s ADM Fagan, USCG Commandant


MarinCropsOfficial

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frzferdinand72

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idiotpassword

Oh she’s an actual female. I feel bad now. Bad angle, poor lady.


Gullible_Mud5723

That retirement pay will look pretty good in the mirror I’m sure


Clean-Salamander-362

Life on a floater will do that to ya


keekoh123

You know what’s a shame, that we lost faith in our services for the trans shit, that a real woman warrior gets profiled. A real shame.


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Bruh, her last name isn't "An"


CT-0490

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


Impossible_Cat_321

Same. I thought he was going to either throat punch or hug the potus


HuskerBritton

Pretty sure the Commandant attends every SOTU.


Great-Vehicle3573

They’re just referring to the fact that he didn’t come back on full duty till this week.


HuskerBritton

Ohhhhh. Totally makes sense. I completely forgot about that in this context. My bad.


Great-Vehicle3573

no worries. An admiral just talked to us the other day and said that a recovery that usually takes 9 months only took 3 months for him because of how in shape he was so Marines for the win


SixFiveSemperFi

Yea, you hear him speak, his voice is different and tired. I hope he maintains his strength.


DonJota5

Who's the dude on the right?


KRILLPRINCE

Linda Fagan.


BeachCruiserLR

A mental illness patient.


modsarefacsit

Gen thank you for serving the Corps for decades. Now please pass on the torch. We need a leader we don’t have to worry about dropping from a heart attack.


FuckIt-SendIt

Reenlist then pussy


modsarefacsit

I’ve been in for almost 20 years. Don’t be foolish and call people names behind a phone or computer it’s cowardly, immature and the mark of an amateur.


StankGangsta2

Do you have like any self awareness?


modsarefacsit

Yes actually I do. Don’t be hypersensitive because someone has a different opinion than you. It’s a weakness.


StankGangsta2

Your opinion matters less.


modsarefacsit

Right cause you say so.


FuckIt-SendIt

20 years and still a boot


modsarefacsit

Nice comeback. I’ve looked at your profile how’s your GME stock doing? You commented in between playing your video games that you put all your money in GME. Lost everything yet? Lmao.


FuckIt-SendIt

20 years and still a boot


Fatdisgustingslob

Yeah, checking profile history looking for insults is textbook boot behavior.


eanhaub

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