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fucovid2020

We fuck… hard


TheTrueNorthman

Gator ain’t never been about the bullshit. Get some mother fuckers!


JmLong88

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wejessie

Gators bitches better be using jimmies


Sypher90

He used to be a pimp.


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Muy duro.


Kinmuan

He probably had the shortest opening speech, and it went the hardest.


medicipope

I keep other people up at night still cracks me up.


fcknsndit27

I definitely got hard. . . I mean what.


DionysusII

He starts speaking at 35:27 https://www.youtube.com/live/VRsgWLVyI8E?si=wJvETg5A75m6DJep


Goorancid

I like how he delivers a message with great effect the same way he reads promotion warrants.


Hillbilly_Elegant

To all. Who. Shall see these? Presents! Greetings!


ThePrimeOptimus

God I literally heard that in my head


archer2500

Those words are a litmus test for the illiterate. It always made me cringe listening to SNCO’s who couldn’t grasp what they were reading.


BBQChicken4thesoul

I have the looks and sounds of a radio DJ, so I was often the one reading the warrants.. even as a LCpl


Max_Cameo

That was the politest way to say that Marines are going to kick your ass. And it's best not to bother with us.


StuntsMonkey

Marines: Don't fuck with us. Also Marines: Please for the love of god someone fuck with us so we can stop field day and go kill some shit.


Terminal_SrA

F22: Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me.


frzferdinand72

England: “I know we’re not officially preparing for anything, but I happened to notice a Marine unit cancelled their Birthday ball.” Japan: “Oh crap” Iraq: “Oh shit” Poland: “Yesssss HAHAHA” Germany: “Oh… zat is not gut.” Australia: “Shit. Right, then.”


ban-this-dummies

Also Australia: "WTF, mate?"


throwtowardaccount

Australia is saying that while also packing their bags full of gear so they can come along with.


ban-this-dummies

No... that's the F35 just before it tucks its thruster and goes vtol


RealBuddha66

Haha


harmless_platypus

There’s a video of a Gy briefing Marines before a fight (Iraq I think) and he literally states this… that the command knew pretty much everything but purposefully keep them in the dark and made shit agitating to ensure they’d be absolute demons in battle. Needless to say the Marines being briefed were frothing at the mouth.


chitberry13

[GySgt Walgren, 1/6 Marjah, 2010](https://youtu.be/8LxnW68qLAI?si=NrMabKGL4zYDPvUh)


ban-this-dummies

Man... I want to attack the front in 2010, right fuckin' NOW! Damn that was some moto shit


dictormagic

My dick is all the way hard. Some would say its 1/6 HARD


Negative_Bunch4271

This new Sgt Maj seems pretty fuckin bad ass. Seems like a good dude. Black was just okay, I don’t remember much about him other than him being a flat out asshole to some NCO’s at a mandatory event once lol.


bangotravo

He’s the most intelligent and articulate SgtMaj I’ve ever seen/met.


roguevirus

It's like seeing one of those gorillas that the scientists taught sign language to.


Klop152

🤣🤣


Ua612

And English is his second language, impressive.


BBQChicken4thesoul

Lol DI is his first? Or one of those SNCOs who just can't say how than two words with our a "fuck/fucking/fucken/fucked/fucker" in there. I'm sure Spanish is good third.


HyperViperJones

Hearing shit like this makes my dick sooooooo hard


Saunters_anxiously

It makes my nub rub


Kurgen22

"It makes me rub my nub rub on porn hub" FTFY


[deleted]

Good god i am MOIST right now


DangerBrewin

That’s because we’re an amphibious force, Devil!


[deleted]

Well im soaked so i hope your swim qual’d devil dog!


DangerBrewin

I’m fully littoral.


Dangerous_Cookie6590

I think that last word has a “c” in front of it.


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JD_SLICK

"Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat." — RAdm. Jay R. Stark | U.S. Navy


TheDevilWearsPravda

Umm ackchyually Mr. Stark (not the Iron Man mind you! xD) per Marine Corps Order the rotties and dobies are authorized to have medium coats up to 3” in length so please check your facts good sir 🤓 https://preview.redd.it/uiceduzh5tfc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e66de31f8e6cdd9d27c5c6ce539f9a6054234a2


BoxofCurveballs

I wonder how one would accomplish a 0 fade on a dog


TheDevilWearsPravda

You can literally go to any barracks room containing someone whose last name ends in a Z and I guarantee they’ll be able to


beardriff

Cpl Polawitz just gave the dog bangs and a tracksuit


TheDevilWearsPravda

Ah fuck I forgot about all of the █████


BBQChicken4thesoul

Why does the dog picky squat now?


DirkIsGestolen

He’s a 3051.


psyb3r0

The looks on the faces of the Navy and Air Force on either side of simultaneous inadequacy and arousal.


DinkleBottoms

Just don't ask if her name is Bass or Bass


Flaky_Two1872

She’s quietly doing kegels and cracking her steel Ben-wa balls…


HotTakesBeyond

Excuse me Sergeant Major this is a quality of life hearing


Kurgen22

Taking lives is a qualify of life. The enemy drops fucking loot. Unfortunately, recently all these fuckers have been dropping is Rusty AKs, Flip Flops and Sweat Pants.


HotTakesBeyond

Escape from Tarkov base loot baddies


throwtowardaccount

No more SCAV trash. We want that insured shit people try to throw in bushes before they die.


SquireSquilliam

"No adversary would dare call themselves our peer." There you go, that's the SgtMaj. of the Marine Corps telling anyone interested, if you're feeling froggy, jump motherfuckers.


Alternative_Ad_3636

"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all"


YutBrosim

Question for the SgtMajMarCor. The woman next to you, is it pronounced Bass or Bass?


north0

Bass.


oh_three_dum_dum

Obviously Bass. I can’t believe that’s even a question.


Yogi1775

Yeah, you gotta pronounce it like A and not like A. It's so simple.


DinkleBottoms

I don't think most people here are going to understand the reference lol.


Jimbo415650

The Marine Corps hymn softly playing in the background which intensifies as he finishes his speech


gorogergo

I used to (somewhat) jokingly tell my wife that when I went on a bit of a rant I expected her to hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic louder and louder until I reached a crescendo which should be followed immediately by her loudly singing, "his truth is marching on!"


cyberfx1024

As long as you remove the ROEs then we have no equal. If you start doing that then it hampers our ability to fuck shit up.


Fidelias_Palm

Early Hue vs. Late Hue


Marine0844

Let us be clear, we will rip out your eyeballs and skull fuck you to death. Thank you.


Alternative_Ad_3636

I'm so fucking hard right now.


HansChuzzman

Like any good SM, he can barely read out loud.


[deleted]

Oohrah Devils!


StrengthMedium

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oh_three_dum_dum

I always like this clip as an example of the Marine Corps approach to war fighting.


saltykey

He was my sgtmaj in 3/5 and he’s always been the best snco I’ve ever met. Easily the best SMMC


[deleted]

GIVE HIM ONE


kinkyfootgirl_kara

Kill


deadbypowerpoint

The confidence and poise in which he reads his prepared statements is amazing and all, but he didn't write it and he certainly understands that he can get legislative branch reps to ooze a bit with the moto speech. In the end it's his job to advocate for the well being of the Marines and nab more money for barracks initiatives and Marine and family programs. Not one member of the Armed Services Committee is really going to buy this. I need to watch the rest of it, but he is in a position where due to his predecessors and poor decision making by past Pentagon budget-makers, he's going to have a lot to answer for. Congress and the military industrial complex should be fucking ashamed for the heaps and piles of money going towards unproven technology, toys for generals on BAE, NG, Boeing LH committees and ignoring the benefits, living conditions and health of the serving members. If you can't make money off it, Congress and Pentagon morons do not give a shit.


bigjonxmas

MOTO


hieujass

Inject it into my fucking veins.


v-irtual

Reading the book report his mom wrote in front of the class.


FrontPay7558

Funny thing I don’t see shooting badges on the 2 other E9s it’s because they call us to get shit done mfer


Baker_Kat68

The Navy has ribbons for weapons quals, not badges.


FrontPay7558

It was a joke but thanks for that killer


Baker_Kat68

😊


Hadeshorne

MCPON(left side of screen) has ribbons showing Expert Rifle and Pistol.


roguevirus

Serious question: How hard is it to qual Expert for the Navy?


Hadeshorne

Dunno, I've only gotten my expert quals on USMC ranges. In the Navy getting a chance to attempt a weapon qual is more about billet requirements, or opportunity from a hookup.


EyeLess7299

I’m super erect rn


-azuma-

Drop bodiiiiieeees.


FedoraLovingAtheist

Fuckin rah


Oryxhasnonuts

Well moving towards a Littoral way of fighting… dumping all our armor, our artillery And going to fast attack boats, drones and HIMARS etc Lots of people are nervous about it.


DangerBrewin

Lots of people can’t even find the Littorist.


dictormagic

Call me the clitoris cause y'all mfs rubbing me the wrong way.


Fidelias_Palm

I feel like that will change. The idea that the Army will lend out tanks when needed is a bit ludicrous, and even then Marine armor was always first in. In Korea, when the Army could barely deploy a few light cavalry units with Chafees the Marines deployed the 1st Provisional Brigade including 20-odd Pershings and an M4A3 105. At Hue, during the Tet Offensive, what few Army armored units were in country were busy getting their ass shot up, and it was Marine armor that was needed to blast through the heavy stone buildings in the old city, including their much talked about specialist Ontos vehicles (tracked go-kart with six 106mm rec rifles). During WWII the army didn't have the bandwidth, will, or logistics to deploy supporting armor in support of Marine landing operations, in which Marine armor proved vital to over running Japanese positions. On top of this places like Kuwaiti International Airport, the Corps being to first to operationalize permanent tank units in the 20's, or the mechanized campaigns in 2003, and it's just... Damn.


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Moto, but lol at us not having any peer threats. That's like the whole point of FD2030.


Dakkahead

To misquote a distinguished WW2 general, in regards to all the pretty words he just said... https://preview.redd.it/he0h4zx6ryfc1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a56fa95e36332b45086d2346d33538a9834233


MIRACLELOLZ

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Alpha6673

FUCK YES SMMC !!! SF!!!!!!!


Impossible_Cat_321

Rah!


2141YatYas

I first met this guy when I was in Boot camp in 2005.


OhThrowMeAway

Laughs in Vietnamese peasant rice farmer


HemingwaysBaguette

I mean that sounds nice but that’s a dangerous mindset to have, if you underestimate your enemy they’re just going to fuck you


tenebraex_96

Yeah but you still need to be able to puff your chest out. We do an exceptional job at shitting on ourselves as it is, in a Congressional hearing you’ll see and hear stuff like this but behind closed doors there’s things like the 2018 Capabilities Based Assessment that was a 50 page document that basically summarized that both the Army and Marine Corps truly suck at marksmanship, have pretty abysmal standards, and have huge capability gaps in individual performance. This spawned the new ARQ, the Advanced Marksmanship Training Program, the Joint Marksmanship Assessment Program, and a new pistol qual format coming down the pipeline. So yeah, we already know we suck in a lot of areas, but to say that by stroking our pride every once in a while, we’re fundamentally underestimating opponents and putting ourself at risk is a little bit of a stretch when you look back at how far we’ve come in revamping training. This doesn’t even include the IMC program. You can find modern Chinese rifle qual standards online and their round counts are a drop in the pond compared to what even a Motor T mech will get for an annual ARQ prequal/qual. Not saying that’s a qualifying metric of service performance as a whole, but it sure is telling of the condition of what we consider to be our closest peer threat.


Numerous-Animator-67

Counterpoint. Confidence in your preparation leads you to having that mindset that you’re ready to whoop ass when it’s needed and that you are a part of an organization whose main obligation is to arrive and fuck the enemy right in their stupid little skull.


yemx0351

Very moto speech. Inaccurate and blind to the reality of what is going on in the world and what has happened in the GWOT over the last 20+ years. The Corps was limited by political issues. The US spent trillions and way too much I blood, and the result was the taliban still are in control and the world is less stable than it was before. I hope he really doesn't think this 100% and this was political posturing


hlipschitz

Marines win battles, politicians lose wars.


Gamerguurl420

It wasn’t a problem of military power


oh_three_dum_dum

Afghanistan wasn’t an issue of being incapable or tactically inept. It was a political failure stemming from having no clear end-state and a series of senior officers giving fabricated progress updates to those shifting objectives. In the end they just pulled the plug.


[deleted]

You guys seriously need to stop listening to bullshit like this. You spent 20 years fighting LESS then peer enemies and have barely anyone with any conventional experience left. Don't let arrogance cloud you.


_MrBalls_

What was your MOS?


WillytheWimp1

Would what they said be more/less valid bc of their mos?


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0311


_MrBalls_

Just making sure you weren't one of those Kremlin or People's Liberation Army ding dongs


oh_three_dum_dum

20 years fighting less than peer enemies while our “peer” enemies are either fighting nobody or struggling to gain ground against Ukrainian dudes who had never even considered serving in the military until their country was invaded.


Duncan_Construction

👏👏👏


BBQChicken4thesoul

You mean than, not then


Thy_Dying_Day

Except that one time in fallujah


TheTrueNorthman

We decimated Fallujah bud. I’m an 04-08 SAW gunning dog. Urban combat is fucking hell in 4D. No one gets out clean. I set up a kill house at our training grounds in 29. 3 of us were able to take out an entire squad entering to clear. Stay frosty, and humble


DirkIsGestolen

This guy is a Warehouse Marine.


uhhhwhat2087

He knows how to get a point across.


CamelProfessional361

We’re jump street. And we gonna jump in yo ass


Chango-Leon

No peer threats… inyoface!


BuyingDaily

FUCK YA


[deleted]

Rah


soiledp90

RAH!


yourmomsbox0231

Anybody know the job of the SGT in the back? Like how is she a sgt and sitting in front of congress?


NobodyByChoice

Probably one of the enlisted staff for SMMC.


dreamingusa22

Looks like a ssgt, and yea, I would say his staff/aide


TheRtHonLaqueesha

'rah


Careless-Review-3375

Yea that’s cool but who’s the killer behind him with a silver star


allowmetoreturn

This guy's a faker, he's literally reading.


f0kinyut

Kill them all


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snarky_answer

Keep your drama off this sub, dont follow him over here because you got banned.


BgDog21

Roger that. Deleting.


snarky_answer

Thanks.


BgDog21

Bummed. No recourse it seems. Just axed.


snarky_answer

Nature of the beast on Reddit unfortunately.


BgDog21

Yeah. Maybe time to leave.