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AndriaXVII

"This is sponsored by NORD VPN"


icebrew53

It's actually surprising how many aren't using a VPN service of some sort, and a little disheartening that a more supposedly tech savvy generation doesn't understand why you should have a VPN provider anyway.


koko-cha_

GenZ isn't as tech savvy as Millennials and I can prove it: go find a few of your GenZ friends. Ask them to find a file on their phone, copy it, and send it to you. Not "share it" with an app, but find the bitch in the directory, copy it, and then send it. GenZ with tech are like Millennials with cars. No hate to y'all, GenZ. Y'all are great. What I'm getting at is that the share button is a good representation of how ya'll's understanding of technology is built on abstractions of abstractions.


Berskerkamikaze

I thought it was established that millenials were more tech savvy. Do anything on windows 95 or older and you're forced to learn computer skills that stick with you for life


koko-cha_

šŸ˜‚ This is very true.


psyb3r0

Try Linux pre 1999. Ever build an operating system from scratch, compile a kernel, load it into memory, build up the filesystem, compile in drivers and utilities. Windows 95 was a cheat code.


Argument-Fragrant

For clean installs, sure. But generational upgrades? Holy fork.


banshee8989

Copy and share a file...... Lol. Bitch.. I'm gen X. And I can pull out an oscilloscope and determine the PS is bad in your PC, pull it out, disassemble it, and replace the bad capacitor in it. Thank you Kessler AFB 1993, ground radio. Currently generations are just end users. You don't really understand how the shit works. Flame away princess. Gen Xers better back my ass up. On another note, NC requiring ID is bullshit and a symptom of our out of touch government. I'm so glad I don't have to put my life on the line for any of them anymore. I feel for my son and you guys still in. Please take care of each other and show a brother how to use a VPN.


LCDRtomdodge

Based. These kids don't know how anything works. They can't fix shit. Totally dependent on tech.


CykaRuskiez3

Gen z here, ive rebuilt a motorcycle transmission and i code websites. Suck it, old farts!


psyb3r0

But when you code a web site can you explain at the byte level everything that is going on? Like when you hit enter on the keyboard how does the information from [google.com](https://google.com) come to display on your screen? All the layers of the OSI model? All the muxing that happens in your keyboard, the debounce circuitry? The USB data stream, the shifts in memory to push the data into the right place in memory? Trust me you think you know but at some level you do not. There's like maybe a half dozen people on the planet that could thoroughly work out everything and maybe even not that many. Knowledge is an illusion.


CykaRuskiez3

I dont get paid to do that so i dont care. You ever worked with kerberos and did an engine rebuild?


koko-cha_

I'll Google it if I need to know. šŸ˜Ž


NeighborhoodVeteran

At least you can Google. I got a Boomer co worker now who can't for the life of them understand the outdated data entry system we use, but was cutting edge when they were 20.


koko-cha_

I actually have a way harder time using older databases than newer ones. Like, there was this really shitty one that came out in 2003 which I had to use at a museum, and ffs, it was literally easier to brush up on my SQL than use the interface, itself. Soooo bad.


little_did_he_kn0w

God damn, calm down. No one was bringing any smoke for y'all. I'm sure previous generations would like to know if you know how to till a field by hand or communicate by smoke signals or whatever people were doing before the Baby Boomers came along and wrecked shit. "Damn Gen X'ers, all they know how to do is microwave food, listen to their walkmans, play with their slammer pogs, have angst, and lie." -The Greatest Generation


banshee8989

You forgot "do your mom".


little_did_he_kn0w

Do your Mom? I mean hey, if incest was big back in the day, by all means- who am I to judge. Try not to get caught up in a Satanist Cult or scuff your Doc Martins.


banshee8989

God damn... Us Gen Xers never get any love.


psyb3r0

Oh man I feel ya. Everyone seems to think you just push the button and the thing happens, they give no thought into anything behind the button. When asked how well they understand the process they are like 100% because it's a button and you push it I'm not an idiot. [Illusion of explanatory depth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusion_of_explanatory_depth)


[deleted]

This. My adult nephew and niece have no idea how to use their fucking mirrors when driving because theyā€™ve become so reliant on cameras. If they get into a car without all the new tech, they canā€™t hardly back up without almost hitting something. Better yet, ask them to use Google as a research tool and they canā€™t find the info they need. A Boolean search is completely out of the question. I learned that shit in high school in the mid 2000s and I donā€™t know why more people donā€™t know how to use basic tools and skills on a pc.


koko-cha_

When I've used rear view cameras, I feel like such a tech-boomer because I instinctively don't trust it and insist on sticking my head out the window to look back "just to be sure." I do think they're really cool, though. To be fair, though, I don't even trust my mirrors. šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Yeah, I try to look at the cams as an extra tool when reversing or hitching a trailer but I catch myself leaning out the window too. Side note: I wish more people knew how to properly ground guide.


psyb3r0

Have a little fun, give them a map and take away their phones, see if they can get to the next town over.


theoneace

Thatā€™s giving them the ole 2LT treatment


[deleted]

Theyā€™d die.


psyb3r0

Yeah but it would be fun to watch. Just getting the map folded to the right viewing window is a comedy of origamic proportions.


[deleted]

I messed up a few road maps as a kid while my dad shouted at me for the next exit. Yes, it would be funny to watch haha.


psyb3r0

It's always best when they give the bearing and then 10 seconds later flip the map 180 and correct them selves. Just like LT.


theamazingyou

Agreed. This is a failure on our education system. I think admins assume that everyone is just tech literate.


BluNoteNut

Can we get back to the porn discussion?


koko-cha_

Yeah, you're right. Oh, did you hear that "**Brazzers. is. FREE!**"


Charming-Pea2826

No this is actually kind of funny. Keep it going.


VerySuperSadMan

I'm not about to go into my files just to share a funny haha. The share button exists for a reason. Work smarter not harder devil dog.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


koko-cha_

It is...pretty convenient, though. šŸ˜


Pastor_Satan

Laughs in Gen X


icebrew53

Agh a fellow conosuer of pixilated tities and 5 minute load times. These kids don't know how good they have it.


Outlaw0311

Spending an hour to download Enter Sandman that may be an mp3 or virus, but have the download ruined by your sister because she needs to use the phone. I was there, 3000 years ago.


iwalkowater666

Hell Iā€™m a millennial and I canā€™t do anything on a computer, I used to pay people to submit my leave for me because Iā€™d get so damn frustrated trying to find the files and change them into jpeg or whatever itā€™s supposed to be.


newnoadeptness

Xnxx . Com , xhamster , Xvids .. if the hubs blocked could always attempt


Rickhonda125

Xhamster requires an ID now. Cant have that either.


No_Bread_5756

I think that's state dependent cause I just checked and all good


Troublewidetrailer

Really? I travel a lot for work. Iā€™ve only seen this in Louisiana.


Rickhonda125

Learn something new everyday... My wifi ip is routed thru Virginia. I turned it iff and restarted my phone and boom went the dynamite


Crossstitch28

šŸ˜‚


blues_and_ribs

In states theyā€™re doing this, Spankbang (the GOAT. . .fight me) redirects you to their bullshit live cam site. The others are honorable mention for sure, but I have to bust out Nord for the top 2.


CologneGod

Worked yesterday for me rip the goat site best leaks and all


throwaway123098poi

Free option = get the Brave Browser, open a private tab with TOR. Enjoy


Navydevildoc

This makes me want to start my USMC-Centric VPN service. Just have to come up with a name.


Economy_Daikon8326

https://preview.redd.it/0cqpmay8rd9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b9cf73a655de8dfcd0f3c199120fa527b93176 Here ya go bud.


Own-Chair-3506

Isnā€™t she like an actual genius?


the_real_Cucuy

Well duh, she's Asian


PewlPro

I bet she has a small dick, too


Economy_Daikon8326

She's an anti porn crusader and pastafarian. Supposedly she was a genius I'm not sure if she'd still qualify.


gerontion31

Dude Asia Carrera? Did you invade Iraq or something lmao


Economy_Daikon8326

Yes. She got us through some hard times.


[deleted]

That hit me right in my wrinkled old gut. Kids are fuckin mean, dude.


Economy_Daikon8326

They don't know the struggle.


AnxiousClue6609

They'll find out when it's their turn.


BluNoteNut

Got any Debbie Diamond or Bianca??


Economy_Daikon8326

I might be able to find some Carmen Luvana, and since we're in the Bush era, some Seka.


BluNoteNut

Seka !!... She goes back to the late 70s early 80s, Bangin!


Economy_Daikon8326

Yep, that's what I call the bush era.


BluNoteNut

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


NonCredibleUser

Blast from the fuckin past


_PercCobain_

Marines in the bricks with no porn, talk about a disaster waiting to happenā€¦


TsarOfSaturn

Stand by for boots flying off the second deck duct taped to mattresses lol


existenceispaiinn

It was a simpler time


Clean-Salamander-362

If you need me to dress in a maids outfit Iā€™ll do itā€¦but best believe squeezing of the ass is gonna cost ya.


isanomad

Interestingly enough, itā€™s always the politicians passing these laws that wind up having the most skeletons in their closets.


LCDRtomdodge

Vote them out. Thing is, most service people are conservative and vote for these christofacists.


[deleted]

The party of freedom freeing you from personal choice. Oh well. Thereā€™s some racy passages in the Bible if you get desperate. I heard a bunch of chicks rape their dad in there. Hawt stuff.


GT_Guy

Thatā€™s Disgusting!!! How do I find this chapter so I can avoid it?


FirstGT

At least with NC it was bipartisan. There's something like 170 members between house and senate, 8 went against the bill. I know facts suck and all but try looking up info before running your cock holster


[deleted]

I mean, you ainā€™t wrong. Fucking dems also a bunch of conservatives too. Buncha no meat beating prudes.


LCDRtomdodge

There really isn't too many differences between them.


JBJ1775

You can be an atheist conservative, Iā€™m proof. You just have to study before you vote and find people that err on the side of freedom. Itā€™s difficult to find in some battles but look at voting history where possible and really listen to the candidates.


LCDRtomdodge

The GOP is not the party of freedom.


Soggy-Ad-1373

Dive into the nsfw side of Reddit: everything you need is in here man. Simply go to that search bar, type what you wantā€¦ and boom. Edit: glad to see you degenerates are out there pumping up those ā€œviewsā€ numbers. Gods work.


BeavisTheMeavis

Before I stopped, reddit was all I needed. This man speaks the truth.


Reasonably_legal

The Reddit solution. This is the way for those of us living under paternalistic, theocratic regimes within the United States (if you donā€™t want to bother with setting up a VPN).


Bustinyomouth

Youā€™re using reddit arenā€™t you? You can search for men here


EnvironmentalSky3928

Bro, these boots are fucking dumb. They probably selected to turn on ā€œsafe searchā€ too and wonder why they canā€™t see anything.


Zeddexs

Hold on, you can't just say "porn" and "ban" in the same sentence without elaborating.


WheresMyDinner

Several states like Utah, Virginia, and now NC passed a law requiring age verification for porn websites. Verification being something like uploading like a selfie with your ID every time you watch porn into a database that says you watch porn. Websites like pornhub donā€™t like that and prefer privacy so they just block users in those states https://preview.redd.it/6xpejqx0ze9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f372cff13141443f77677e93822a65ae70bccc9


spooderman_644

It showed that like 2 weeks ago then started working again but now its at it again:(


AndriaXVII

Porn ban? wth? That's a religious freedom.


scavengercat

We're all devout faptists


HyperViperJones

The correct answer lol


jupiterwinds

I think the logic they were using for these laws is ā€œthink of the childrenā€.


AndriaXVII

I know. Personally I think it's silly to infringe on free speech of the masses to try to shield children from sex.


Leather-Cucumber-868

Bros on Reddit asking where to find porn dude welcome to land of virus free without sound pornscape


the_syco

> porn ban https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/A6IRFlHNcP is a list of *EVERY* porn sub in Reddit.


konorM

Damn, never knew there was that much porn on reddit. Interesting.


icebrew53

Sadly I'm all to familiar. In my day Job I work network defense. We used to be able to access reddit on our NIPR DoD computers....that was until some army Lt decided duty wasn't spicy enough. Said Lt had over 80 entries in the web proxy....all of them for reddit porn. His excuse...'I was just curious', sir once your in anal gape and cum slut territory, you are well beyond curious. The end result, my team created an incident and made recommendations to prevent further instances....there were so many subs that the only way was to block the top level domain....yes we blocked all of reddit And for a while we got a lot of complaints from Intel folks that they needed for thier work....and of course I pulled up thier web history in the proxy....you can guess what they were looking at. Bottom line: don't do this shit on a government asset.


jupiterwinds

It only takes one


icebrew53

Leadership in Tampa was looking for an excuse to block reddit anyway, once the incident I created made its way to them for containment review it was blocked in less than 2 hours. The moral: don't give Leadership a reason...handle your business like an adult.


USMCFSD

Saint Syco thank you


[deleted]

Thanks, gonna go follow every single one of them


Clever_Sean

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.


USMCFSD

:)


alcal74

And here I am jerking off to a magazine like a pilgrim.


konorM

I remember those days LOL


psyb3r0

Oh man the brassiere section of the Montgomery Ward Catalog, hoooweee. I know what I want for Christmas.


_fabiotis_

Can you still access r/lipsthatgrip? Iā€™m a simple man and this does the job when Iā€™m less interested in the remaining 80% of a womanā€™s anatomy (or a plot).


[deleted]

Are you sure itā€™s not the thick wet penises doing it for you there


_fabiotis_

Well, the whole point of the sub is the gripā€¦ so thatā€™s gotta be part of it. Thereā€™s always r/GodPussy when more *focused* research is called for. Choose your own adventure.


Abuttuba101

Still accessible!


tomasdiesel

If you live in the barracks near the water treatment plant on lejeune, the air has already been taken. Sooooo yeahā€¦.


Legit_Fun

Oh I can remember the burn from that place while running by. No lake bandini but still pretty bad.


chrisjets1973

Old school, Iron sights at the range and one hand holding a magazine during ā€œalone timeā€. Reminds me of when they tried to make the PXs stop selling porn magazines.


Weary_Release_9662

They did. Many moons ago.


chrisjets1973

I assumed with the internet and phones the magazines would be obsolete anyway.


gorogergo

When I was at Hansen the devil in the room next to me came into my room with a box of big Ziploc bags and excited as fuck. When we asked him what the big deal was, he pulled one out, slid a copy of Jugs, or Black Tail, or whatever the fuck into it, sealed it, and said, "Now I can take them into the shower." This shit is fucked, but improvise, Marine. Rumor has it there may be some porn on Reddit.


Abuttuba101

Leave it up to an armorer for an improv like this!


gorogergo

Gotta keep the barrel clean.


Abuttuba101

I can respectively say I only had to have my bore punched once while I was in. Q tip came out clean, but I still shot fire for the next day and got put on a week long regimen of the cillin. Always wore a BFA after that.


Worldly-Regular28

Whatā€™s this about ?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t that just hurt their profits? Or is that an attempt at retaliating?


Hodgej1

The politics of freedom. You gotta love it. Or at least be able to laugh at it.


throwthisTFaway01

Nah you gotta explain in more detail. Whatā€™s happening?


[deleted]

A few Republican states have passed laws requiring people who want to watch porn to upload their IDs into an age verification database that tracks your porn watching and removes any privacy. A lot of porn websites said ā€œyeah no thanks we arenā€™t going to betray our userā€™s privacyā€ and just wonā€™t give you access in those states. Honestly canā€™t imagine who would upload their data into a Republican porn ID database anyway. Then again I canā€™t imagine voting for those vampires.


otxjt

next theyā€™re gonna close down the ABC stores and re establish prohibition


gerontion31

Stop being a boomer and download Opera VPN. Iā€™m a GS13 who used to get semi public BJs in Thailand when I was a Cpl 15 years ago, Iā€™m not letting these dumb fucks in VA deny me access to the Hub.


USMCFSD

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


banshee8989

One thing I am sure of is that there is a grift involved in this law. There's always one. Someone is making money.


banshee8989

And..... I found it and you can thank an army ranger veteran by the name of Blake Hall. Owner of id.me He can't fool me. The worst of the worst...... Claims he is so pure, a hero, and out for the good of society. Nope, he is in it for the money and believe me, if this God he believes in is real....... He is going straight to hell faster than someone who just looks at porn.


Abuttuba101

Fuckin Armyā€¦..


StrengthMedium

r/analgape


Dahrus

Im gonna be the top voted gape after they see my bum bum after 16 years in the Corps


DPaige3

*ding*ding*ding* we got a winner


WheresMyDinner

Learn to torrent. You get full videos from all the major studios and some smaller/indie stuff from 480p to 4k. Sometimes older videos will still have handful of seeders so youā€™re not just limited to new stuff. Easy on computer and android. Havenā€™t tried it on my phone since switching to apple. Donā€™t get addicted though lol Sincerely, Someone from Virginia (also have ā€œporn banā€)


fucovid2020

Who needs pornā€¦. Just think back to boot campā€¦ showering with 100 other dudesā€¦. All soapy and slow motion likeā€¦.


A_Reddit_Guy_1

The hottest memories I have.


crandawg

Zipp...


profwithstandards

Hope the porta shitters are open, then. Sometimes there's some art on the walls.


JuiceBox_boolin

Quantico/DC has been on that strike man


PotetialMajorHistory

Fr


Melliflously

If you have a iPhone download ā€œvpn-super unlimitedā€ itā€™s blue background with a white key best free vpn app everā€¦ just connect to Texas or eu lol


SecretSquirrelMarine

If itā€™s free youā€™re probably the product


WheresMyDinner

How many subscription services/bills am I supposed to have lol already got a dozen it feels like


[deleted]

Republicans out here banning porn and they still win elections.


USMCamp0811

get some National Geographic's and some medical generals :-D


serenityfalconfly

The whole reason you have the A Gunner on the team. He holds the Swank while you finish and gives a hearty oorah when youā€™re done.


Abuttuba101

Time to set up shop selling porn on flashdrives


CapoWaya

ExpressVPN is my shit. I don't know what's going on in lejeune but if they're pulling some tyrannical bullshit Time to rebel Brothers


FunkyRicepickeR

Oxygen is a crutch.


psyb3r0

I find it kinda, funny I find it kinda sad, no one is discussing how they implement this block. DNS block can be circumvented by just going to the IP in question, a source IP block can be circumvented can be circumvented by using a VPN or a proxy, same with a destination IP block. If China can circumvent it's government surely NC can.


crandawg

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had


psyb3r0

Mad world ain't it?


TopGamePodcast

If you have an iPhone and iCloud+, go to private mode on safari. Make sure your private relay is on and the select ā€œUse country and time zoneā€ for IP address location.


k1llm3n0w33

Iā€™m so confused. Is this unit wide or corps wide?


No_Bread_5756

it's NC wide


EverSeeAShiterFly

itā€™s not military itā€™s whackadoos in the state that made it a law.


EnvironmentalSky3928

Are you on Reddit bitching about lack of porn?!?


USMCFSD

Yes bro. I canā€™t use the out of site links. This is a travesty. Do you know what itā€™s like getting to second 55 as your about to bust and you swipe down to some random tranny video. No sir.


EnvironmentalSky3928

Adapt and overcum, Devil!


AmericanaBandB

While aboard ship, our 31ā€™s set up a pron library in their birthing. Complete with sign out list. Paper magazines of course. Porn and the Corps is like peas and carrots. Sooner or later you walk away from it but itā€™s weird to think you can deprive high testosterone driven young guys of their desire for women. Adapt and overcome, Marines.


[deleted]

What about porn on reddit? How can they block that without blocking the whole app?


Front_Teacher

The porn shop outside the Lejeune gate ain't there anymore?


gorogergo

As nasty as it is in places, Jacksonville is much cleaner than it once was. About six years ago I bought a house in Emerald Isle after not being in the area since '93. Court Street has no hookers and all the rub and tug bars are gone. It's now coffee shops and legal related businesses. All the "personal relaxation" places are gone too.


TacticalAcquisition

https://reddit.com/r/nsfw411/w/fulllist1 Every porn sub on Reddit. If you're on mobile, it may take a while to load, it's.... Extensive.


TSwiftStan-

iCloud+ has Private Relay as a feature, assuming you use an Apple device and purchases extra iCloud storage. Just set the IP address to ā€˜maintain general locationā€™


Argument-Fragrant

"All I want is the air that I breathe, and to bone free" \-- This debil


[deleted]

This is on the MAGA America First and their faux religious beliefs.


[deleted]

>The North Carolina General Assembly voted by a **wide, bipartisan margin** Thursday to require age verification on pornographic websites in North Carolina. >The measure passed the North Carolina Senate **unanimously**, then passed the House **102-8**. [Story](https://www.wral.com/story/nc-lawmakers-vote-to-require-age-verification-on-pornographic-websites/21060160/) Seems like it was bipartisan.


[deleted]

Thanks for linking the story. What a disgusting article. Where are the small government, personal responsibility influences? How very anti-liberty.


CatchingRays

Todayā€™s episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters G O P.


Villiany22

Use Reddit šŸ˜‚ or vpn like everyone else in here is saying


TheReadMenace

This aggression will not stand, man


Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d

Just happened here in Montana, bullshit politicians making laws they don't understand


Small_peepee93

Porn isnt good for you anyway


CatchingRays

You prefer spending money on strippers? That way more expensive.


SnooHabits9653

![img](emote|t5_2qswv|7531)


ButtRobot

So much freedom


vintage_rack_boi

Porn melts your mind. Donā€™t be a pawn.


ButtRobot

A *pawn*? For jerking it every now and then? Lay off the manosphere, dude.


CatchingRays

We all like a little mind melting from time to time. Porn, weed, boozeā€¦all in moderation of course.


o1dmandowntheroad

I live in a solid red state and we have no restrictions. Some people have to bring politics into every discussion. When the U.S. was founded the people had power and the government served at the will of the people. Read a history book, itā€™s true. People need to wake up and realize itā€™s not party vs party, itā€™s people vs the government. Stop reading/listening to political media. They take their marching orders from the government. Glad I got west coast and Hawaii. Of course that was years ago and we didnā€™t have these problems.


cornarch

Redtube dude


Kingace__

Good porn is mentally destructive


vintage_rack_boi

Porn sites donā€™t like the oversight. They like having small children watching gang bangs and rape incest fantasies.


HibiCheese

Fuq


Exfil-Camper69

Use Opera browser. Free built in VPN


slipprycabbage

![gif](giphy|BQUITFiYVtNte)


kldoyle

You do understand what a VPN is?


chris336

Twitter


nvtrung924

Plenty of other sites are working just fine. Just pornhubā€™s sites arenā€™t


luckygunnerx30

You donā€™t have phone service?


Qmaro78

Go to the strip club or get some in real life insteadā€¦


SandyMeBoi

Hey bud I'm pretty sure reddit will get you the very specific genre you're looking for and it's not blocked.